In order to survive, I do many jobs

As the saying goes, ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.

But in my opinion, it's too late, the daylilies are going to be cold.I swear by Dazai's king crab, before graduation, I will take revenge, regardless of whether he is a king or a bastard, I will catch them all and make soup.

I believe in women willing to exchange crabs from Dazai for the next ten years for the colorless king to die on the spot.

Osamu Dazai? ? ?Too much, Qianye.Why not bet on Chuya's height?How about using a slug's height for the next ten years as a bargaining chip?

I'm not very good, how can I fool the gods with things that don't exist!There is no point in wishing like this!

Osamu Dazai is also right, after all ten years have passed, and Chu also won't grow one centimeter taller, a pitch-black dwarf.

Chuya...you two, die now!

A new day is another day full of energy. In the early morning, under the influence of the powerful biological clock, I rubbed my eyes and got up from the bed. My mind was full of three-dimensional geometry and cell division. I almost rushed to the desk to take a pen to calculate passionately. I did it in my dream. Half of that big question.

I am determined to get 20 points for my additional questions!Atobe Keigo give me your first place in grade!

This child has gone crazy, there is no way to save him, let's bury him.

It wasn't until I finally came to my senses that I realized that I had only taken off my coat, shoes and socks, and slept all night in my crumpled school uniform.

Um?Didn't I change my pajamas yesterday?I scratched my head in doubt, what did I do yesterday?

Yesterday after school, I was taken by Belmode to see the experiment of the winery. I participated in a feast of two or five youngsters. I also kindly reminded Miss Shirley to be careful about Ley, who was on three boats, and chatted with Bourbon. In the end, she was shocked by Shirley's high education, and her blood boiled, she parkoured late at night, and finally collapsed on the roof.

Then came a series of homicide cases. I saw two swords of Damocles at close range, but unfortunately forgot to take pictures.After that, I went to the Internet celebrity bar Baru Wuluo to check in with ten bunches of Duo Liang, drank the strawberry milk that the Red King loves, and was accosted by the super cute loli.

Generally speaking, it is very fulfilling and complete. It would be even better if that bastard, the Colorless King, was beaten into a pancake.

Oh, brother, you wait for my sister, when the time comes, my sister will personally send you to see God and his old man.

"I remember that Mr. Dazai came to pick me up... um, did I fall asleep in the car?" I tapped my forehead, my memory was in a mess, I only remembered that the tip of my nose was lingering with a faint scent of medicine, a cold Hands gently stroked my black hair.

Looks like Osamu Dazai brought me back

Did I do something embarrassing yesterday, so my memory automatically deleted that time period.

Barbara is indeed a bar, even the simple strawberry milk is so intoxicating, I must have drunk it.

Then drink lemon honey water to wake up the bar this morning and eat it with sandwiches.

I stood in the clean and bright kitchen, tied my apron in the scattered morning light, wrapped my hands behind my back, wrapped the black ribbon between my fingers twice, and tied it into a beautiful bow.

Unscrewing the stove with a "snap", I skillfully turned on the fire to fry eggs, ham, and bacon. I cut the fresh tomato with a knife, and the fresh and slightly sour juice splashed between my fingers, dyeing it a light red.

Waking up in the morning makes everything full of hope and motivation, so let’s do our best today.

While frying the eggs, I took the baked toast out of the bread machine and spread the secret sauce on it.

For breakfast, only sandwiches and oatmeal can meet the two requirements of simple and nutritious. But Osamu Dazai and I don’t like oatmeal very much. Breakfast basically consists of various sandwiches, tamagoyaki, and rice balls, and we won’t get tired of it .

——It’s enough for me not to get tired of eating. A lazy person like Osamu Dazai who waits for food to be fed to his mouth is not qualified to be picky.

I, who holds the power of the kitchen, am extremely cruel, what should I have for dinner today?

Dazai Osamu Raises Hands Crab Meat Fried Rice!

Can I still buy fresh hairy crabs when I go to the supermarket at night?If it is not fresh, it cannot be eaten.

Osamu Dazai was very active, I bought it in the morning, and waited for Qianye to go home to make it.

I'm ok, let's eat fried rice with crab meat.

Wait a minute, where did my coldness go?Why should I listen to his order?

... Please let me shut myself up for two seconds, I want to kill.

Your crab fried rice is gone, and we'll have a whole mackerel feast tonight, so that's it.

Although the sandwich I am making now looks ordinary, it actually has a hidden secret. It is nothing but the ace star player of Polo Café——Bourbon Gothic limited-edition sandwich.

For the sake of my eagerness to learn, Bourbon passed on to me the secret sandwich recipe that he had studied for many years. On that day, I solemnly accepted this sacred mission and vowed to become an excellent cook , raised the family’s Zazai to be fat and fat, and waited to sell it for a good price in the future.

Oh my, I accidentally said what was in my heart, but it's easier to sell the man who has been avoiding housework so far.Even if you can't get back the cost, you can stop the loss in time.

The pot of small tomatoes planted with housework bets is growing gratifyingly,

In order not to wash the dishes, Osamu Dazai took great care of it. He carried a small watering can to water and fertilize scientifically every day, and regularly killed insects.

It can be seen that in order to avoid housework, men can do anything.

In order to study the improvement technology of sandwiches, I also met a boy named Xingping Chuangzhen on the Internet. He comes from the top cooking school Yuanyue College, and he is also the top ten of the most powerful. He is warm and generous, and he is very enthusiastic and friendly I explore many ways to make sandwiches.

"Believe me, anyone who eats this sandwich will definitely explode!" Xingping young man vowed, his folk nickname is "King of Medicine", but any dish produced by him will always be eaten He would pant again and again, and his whole body would be covered with golden holy light.

This must be a kind of supernatural ability, young man, you don't have to hide it from me, the famous detective has already seen through everything.

Is Xing Ping Chuang really?But everyone in the school is like this... It is the highest honor for a chef to make the diners explode.

I'm disrespectful and disrespectful, your way of cooking people is too wild, I can't bear it.

But ah, I don't know if it's because I didn't take the medicine or it's a matter of metaphysics. Although Osamu Dazai was smeared all over his body and his face was full of dreams, the clothes were well put on his body, and even the bandages didn't move at all.

Yao Ji's detergent cocktail back then, what a genius and creative formula, but it didn't make him explode.

Fortunately, Xing Pingchuang really didn't know about this, otherwise, with his persistent character, he might have come all the way to cook a meal of explosive food himself.

Farewell, civilized society, show some dignity to others.

While recalling the various skills that Xinghei boy taught me, I fried sandwiches for two people, put one on a plate, and executed the other on the spot.

I finished my breakfast, drank today's taller milk, picked up my schoolbag and opened the door.

"Good morning, Mr. Atobe." When I arrived at the destination, I put down my schoolbag with a bang, took out a stack of papers, and took out the additional question that tormented me in my dream and slapped it on Mr. Atobe's desk. Ask him, "Why is there cell division in solid geometry? Which teacher made a stupid question?"

It was so tortured that I was doing calculations in my dreams. It was a first-level nightmare. I wanted to apply for work-related compensation.

"Don't blame the teacher for everything... Look again, it's because you matched the math paper and the biology answer sheet together." Uncle Atobe gave me a speechless look, "What a coincidence, what happened yesterday? In the middle of the night, Renzu called me and asked me why the parallelogram had to be genetically recombined, didn't you both find out that you brought the wrong paper?"

Who knows, I was shocked last night

The adventure is like a Hollywood blockbuster. When I squatted in the small dark bar of the winery and did my homework, I was blinded. I didn't care about the details.

The group of wine around me, the highly educated sister Shirley refused to teach high school mathematics for me, and the remaining few seniors either dropped out of school on the surface or really dropped out, so they couldn't help at all.

What's the use of you, fall!

Ninzu-kun returned my paper, I looked at the normal additional question indifferently, and suddenly lost the ability to solve it.Ordinary solid geometry is so boring, I kind of miss the joy of counting cell division yesterday.

Atobe, are you sick, shaking?

What do you know, how lonely it is to be invincible, facing difficulties is my pursuit.And I almost figured it out in my dream, wouldn't it be a pity to give up now?

"Anhe-san, it's almost time for the school festival, which side are you planning to do?" Yushi Ninzu asked me, forcing the topic back on track, "Are you with the classmates in the class, or with our tennis club?"

Ice Emperor’s Academy Festival is an annual big event, and all students, including the graduating class, must participate in it. The content of the event is determined by a fair, just and open lottery. It is a feast where reporters will even broadcast live interviews, which is very suitable Ice Emperor's pursuit of ostentation.

"I don't want any of them." I ruthlessly refused, "I want to work part-time, I don't have time."

Heh, as a reliable supporter of my family, I will not participate in your little house-playing games. You sell desserts at school, and I resell arms at the winery. There is no difference between rounding and rounding, everyone is the same.

There is a big difference in patience!Do you have the self-consciousness as a high school student?

Where do I have it!Aren't they all friendly? Harmonious? You? Love? I? Willing transactions?Our businessmen are very honest, and we will never shoot you in the head because your deposit is not enough.

Yushi Ninzu said that he couldn't communicate with me, he was too unreasonable to make trouble, and I am reliable and I don't care about young boys.

"Anhe-san, at least you have to participate in some school activities. Unless you are on sick leave at the college festival, you must definitely not miss it." Ninzu-kun tried to move out of the school rules to suppress me. Anyway, Keigo Atobe is the president of the student union, and he said the school rules Calculate.

After hearing that, I slammed my head down on the table with a bang, foamed at the mouth, and lost consciousness.

"Anhe-sang? Anhe-sang!" Ninzu Yushi turned pale with fright, and frantically reached out to sniff my breath.

"Atobe... An and Sang are not breathing anymore!" He was so frightened that his face turned pale, but unfortunately I didn't

If you can open your eyes, otherwise you must take a good record of this wonderful moment.

"...Do you try your pulse?" Atobe Keigo was speechless, "You can tell it's fake at first glance, An and your acting skills are too bad..."

While talking, Master Atobe suddenly fell silent.

Because Shinobu Yushi's face froze in disbelief, the slender and pale wrist held in his palm was icy cold, and the blue-purple meridian faintly floated under the cold white skin, motionless.

No pulse, no heartbeat.

"AH!!! Haunted!!!" x2

I clicked my tongue, raised my eyelids, and covered my nearly deafened ears.

Boys, it's okay to be reserved, don't make a fuss, it's all a small scene.

Cardiac arrest for five seconds, my guardian Dazai Osamu's unique skill, only taught to his most beloved disciples, is the proof of the teacher's love.

After a while of flying around, the uncle who had just lost face called the school hospital with a gloomy face. He absolutely cannot approve my sick leave. Even if I die, I will die at the college festival.

The evil capitalist showed his vicious nature when I was a child. I accepted the liqueur chocolate that Ninzu-kun used to bribe me, and calmly returned the safety catch of the gun under my skirt to its original position.

Forget it, for dessert's sake, I forgive you.

Atobe sounds like I did something wrong...Anhe, outrageous!

Going back to the original question, do I participate in class activities or in the tennis club?

"What are you going to do in class, what about the tennis club?" I don't know anything about this, so you can imagine how out of touch I am in school, but it doesn't matter, I only have studies and money in my heart, and I am very happy.

"This year's class draws a maid café, and the tennis club draws a play, and the final selected story is "Snow White." Yushi Shinozu said, "If you come, the candidate for Snow White can be decided."

Wait, I am keenly aware of the temptation in his words, he really wants me to participate in the activities of the tennis club, why?

"...Is there no girls in your tennis club?" I asked in my soul.

"How is it possible, Ice Emperor has a women's tennis club." Yushi Ninzu was full of righteousness, "But An and Sang are our managers, and of course the most important protagonists will be given to An and Sang."

Don't lie to me, an honest person, even if I don't care about the campus gossip weekly, I know that because Ice Emperor focuses on tennis, the men's tennis team and the women's tennis team are two separate divisions. Girls can't play as foreign aid, otherwise they want to play Snow White's girls will definitely crowd out the tennis club

door.

If I don't go, then...

"Ninzu-kun, have you drawn Snow White's character card?" I asked suddenly.

"It's not me, it's Atobe." Yuji Shinobu didn't check for a while, and said the forbidden words.

Forbearance, I now understand what it means to bring misfortune out of your mouth, don't ask, if you ask, you will be so regretful that your intestines will turn green.

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Wow, red chicken.

Tsk tsk tsk, Snow White played by Mr. Atobe must be the most eye-catching scenery in the whole Ice Emperor. How can I, who is kind, destroy such a match made in heaven!

It is a good thing that all the teachers and students in the school like to hear. Those who disturb it will surely become sinners through the ages. I cannot afford this heavy crime.

Come on, Atobe-kun, make your debut bravely!

"It's good for me to join the maid cafe. Ninzu-kun is right. Occasionally, I have to participate in group activities to show the harmonious and friendly campus atmosphere of Heidei." I blocked the last road in Atobe with a smile. You can do it, believe it Myself, great beauty.

After saying this, I hurried to sign up with the squad leader, ignoring the hands of the two people behind me.

"Which part of the work do An and Sang want to be in charge of?" The class monitor took out the schedule and asked me to choose. The college festival is a whole day, and Mr. Atobe's program is in the afternoon, so I must make time to watch it.

So I chose the reception job in the morning and was responsible for distributing leaflets at the school gate to attract customers.

The dust fell to the ground, and the last ray of hope was ruthlessly broken. Yushi Ninzu patted his friend's shoulder with a suppressed smile, and was turned away by Atobe indifferently.

Atobe counts you as the hardest laugher, and we will have additional training today.

Dangdang, I showed them the registration form, I have been assigned to work as a long-term worker under the squad leader, you princes, stay away from me.

I am looking forward to it, who will play the prince?What about the seven dwarfs?Does the queen also want women's clothing?show me!

What a pity, if you draw Cinderella, I can still see the vicious stepmother and two bad sisters, and most importantly, the fairy godmother!I want to see the sexual transformation of all the members. Only when everyone dies together can they be happy. Come on, pretend.

"Will Ann and Sang's family and friends come on the day of the school festival?" Yushi Ninazu asked me, his eyes were full of no.

It's hard to imagine how much psychological shadow Osamu Dazai has caused to him, even though they haven't spoken a word.

Osamu Dazai has deep merit and fame.

"Well, yes, my guardian, neighbor and his five children will come." I didn't pay attention to Ninzu Yuuji's broken eyes for a moment, and I clenched my fist at Mr. Atobe, "Come on, Mr. Atobe, I will use

Commemorate the historic moment for you with the best photography technology in the world! "

Besides my queen model Osamu Dazai, you are the second man who is included in my camera memory, which shows my deep friendship with you, are you happy, Mr. Atobe?

Uncle go.

"Anhe-san, would you rather wear a maid costume than play Snow White?" Yushi Shinobe struggled to death under the murderous gaze of Keigo Atobe, "Don't you want to experience the feeling of being watched by everyone on stage? A rare opportunity."

I showed pity in my eyes, you don't even believe it yourself when you hear this.

No, what's the point of being treated like a monkey.As long as I think about it, I can get all the attention at any time.

Be low-key and make a fortune in silence.

Seeing that I was noncommittal, Yushi Ninzu changed his mind, "Our script is very simple, and the rehearsal room is fully equipped with air-conditioning, water, electricity, snacks, and it is definitely easier than standing at the school gate to hand out leaflets."

That being said, I'm a very hard-working breadwinner, and I don't care about being tired at all.

And Ninzu-kun, you obviously want to see Mr. Atobe's women's clothing show, don't suppress your heart, face yourself, we are all the same!

"Choosing class activities, you have to wear a maid outfit for a day, do you think about it?" Although Yushi Ninzu said this, he has actually imagined the scene in front of him of the girl obediently wearing a maid outfit and smiling sweetly at him, not asking too much. Just half the sweetness when facing Osamu Dazai.

Ninja hiss——Atobe, why don't you accept your fate, I want to see the maid outfit.

Atobe, here, I, get out——

"It's good to try a new dressing style occasionally." I didn't know that the person in front of me was full of yellow waste, and I nodded calmly. "The squad leader showed me the sample picture, it's pretty good."

I like the classic style of black and white lace, and the maid outfit is very civilized.

In this way, during the chicken-and-duck talk between Ninzu-kun and I, Mr. Atobe's academy debut show was officially finalized, and there was no room for struggle.

For this reason, Ninzu-kun has to endure three times more training today, feeling pain and joy.

After school, I left the school ruthlessly like a whirlwind sweeping away fallen leaves as always, and firmly rejected Ninzu-kun's unreasonable request that "I'm the manager of the tennis club anyway, so you can't ignore every training session".

Heh, wasting a day of my time playing house with you is already my limit, you still want to blame my part-time job, I'm afraid you don't know why Hua'er is so popular.

"I'm here, Brother Bourbon." I put down my schoolbag and greeted Toru Amuro, "I'm busy this afternoon.

not busy? "

"It's okay, you came here?" Toru Amuro handed me a glass of lemonade, "Don't be in such a hurry next time."

"Salary is billed by the hour, Brother Bourbon." I patted my chest while drinking water and promised, "I will never waste a minute or a second, and the boss will never take the opportunity to deduct my salary."

"..." Toru Amuro replied with a series of ellipses, "Are you so short of money?"

"Well, sort of." I put down the water glass and looked up at him, "But don't worry, the basic life is completely ok."

Not only is it ok, but occasionally I go out extravagantly and buy some messy things to store at home. I also planted a lot of beautiful little skirts, and I plan to clear the shopping cart during the shopping festival.

Money is a need for survival, but my [-]-year-old son’s career is progressing well, and now he is barely out of the intensive care unit and can pursue the quality of life.

What's the point of living only by maintaining the minimum standard of survival? I've always been super self-willed when it comes to presumptuousness.

In one's life, a vigorous and exciting trip is worthwhile.

Thinking about it this way, what Ninzu-kun said is correct, I should integrate into normal campus life, and having more life experience is not a bad thing.

Well, then next time at the sports festival, let’s perform the manager’s responsibilities a little bit other than handling paperwork. How about printing their large portrait posters and hanging them in the auditorium to flutter in the wind? Isn’t it very impressive?

There is also the basketball game that Kise-kun mentioned before, you can also take the time to support it. My game friend Hei Zijun seems to lead the new teammate to confront the former teammate. How can I be absent in a show of Shura!rushed.

After finishing my part-time job at the Polo Café, I returned home with the sandwich and juice that Brother Bourbon packed for me. I had just changed into my slippers, and Osamu Dazai happened to be back.

"Mr. Dazai, it's just in time for you to come back." I stuffed the takeaway bag to him, indicating that this is today's dinner and you will eat it as soon as possible, "I'm going to participate in the school festival with my classmates, you and Oda Tsukuru Do you want to come to play, sir?"

"The school festival...it's about this time too." Osamu Dazai took the paper bag, pulled out a sesame sandwich, slowly peeled off the wrapping paper with his slender fingers, lowered his head and took a bite, "The children should want to go, we And Oda Saku will go to cheer for Qianye."

He immediately asked, "What project is Qianye's class preparing for?"

"Maid cafe." I said while watering the green radishes in the living room with a small watering can, "I'm in charge of distributing leaflets at the school gate, and you'll see me when you come in."

"Super cute maid outfit, monitor sister

Show me the sample picture. I gestured twice with my hand, "In short, Mr. Dazai can look forward to it. "

Remember to bring a camera to me as a souvenir, and take better pictures of me!If you want beautiful photos, show me the attitude that I usually take pictures of you, don't be perfunctory!

"Also, all the tennis club will appear in "Snow White"! Atobe-kun's debut show of women's clothing, you must not miss it!" I am passionate about Amway, and the uncle's debut show must be arranged for him, and I will make a banner in advance and posters brought over.

Collecting embarrassing moments in other people's lives is an eternal hobby of gossip experts. There are new people on the persecution list, Mr. Zhongye and Gan Lejiang, you are not alone.

The author has something to say about Master Qianye Jibu's women's clothing show!My camera is already hungry!

Atobe... Endurance, extra training, triple start