In order to survive, I do many jobs

While I'm scratching my head with curiosity about the forbidden love triangle between Bourbon, Gin and the Blonde Beauty, I've learned from multiple car rollovers that this is not the time to act rashly.

Because Osamu Dazai is still eating crabs by my side, no matter what excuses I find, I can't get away successfully.

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I will never be reconciled if I can’t see the big dog blood series. I’m going to write down the appearance of this sister first. When I go to the spear class this week, let me make some indirect and explore this passage True and false feelings.

Now let me observe secretly while nibbling on the crab.

I saw Brother Bourbon smiled at the big beauty. There was three points of vigilance, three points of falsehood, and three points of politeness in the smile. It was not sincere at all, but it was just the daily business of the boy with a fake smile.

What's the matter, doesn't he like others?I am very puzzled, but that is a star-level big beauty!Even if you are handsome, you can't neglect others like this.

Eh, no, she is a star.Sharon Wynyard, a famous American actress, is a legend of agelessness. Every woman wants to know the secret of her maintenance. If she develops a patent, she will definitely make a fortune.

My God, chasing stars at close range?Brother Bourbon, it's you!

Mihua Town not only has Yukiko Kudo, but also Sharon Wynyard who appears randomly.

I was very excited, but I only dared to peep in the dark with my peripheral vision, and I couldn't look at it openly, and I had to pay attention to the expression of the bandage man from time to time.

"Cough cough." Unsurprisingly, Osamu Dazai choked on the chili pepper and kept coughing. Mr. Odasaku happened to be entangled by Shinji and couldn't pass water to Osamu Dazai.

"Drink some water, Mr. Dazai." I pushed the lemonade to him, and fanned him with my hand, "It's obviously slightly spicy...Mr. Dazai can't take spicy food better than me."

There were two adults and six children present. The two adults were me and Mr. Oda Saku, and the six children were the five gourd babies of the Oda writer and my little friend Dazai.

Perfectly defined, no rebuttal accepted.

"Crab crab." Osamu Dazai stuck out his tongue, holding the water glass with flushed cheeks and gurgling.

The blushing Osamu Dazai is so cute, I was itching to poke Dazai Osamu's soft-looking cheeks, but I finally gave up because of the pure eyes of the five children opposite.

Me: No?Is there anything impure about this?Did I also wear colored glasses to see people?

Although Osamu Dazai, who rarely blushes, is attractive, his love of gossip keeps my attention from the men and women downstairs.

They stood together intimately, as if they were a match made in heaven.But what about Bourbon's attitude?The politeness was unfamiliar, but the big star looked familiar and looked at him with a teasing smile.

Original, that's how it is!My pupils trembled, and my face was full of shock. Is it the big beauty who secretly loves, bah, Ming loves Brother Bourbon?

This sinful man actually stole the hearts of such beauties, I am so sad, I admire him.

Wait, my detective soul is burning and my brain is racing.I remembered that time when Gin Jiu received a call from a beauty, he left behind his trusted younger brother and reliable me, and hurried to the appointment.

"That is to say, Gin likes the big beauty, and the big beauty likes Bourbon? What about Bourbon? He doesn't love anyone, he just wants to be beautiful alone?" I scratched my chin, deeply feeling that this person is wise and righteous, and he is beautiful Calm and composed, with the air of a reliable general.

Bourben, whom I admired for his general style, is facing a test of humanity.

Hey, the beauty lit a cigarette in an enchanting posture, held it between her fingers, Shi Shiran exhaled a puff of smoke, stared at Brother Bourbon's eyes, slowly approached his ear, and opened and closed her red lips.

Big Beauty: "..."

Damn, I can't read lips without a telescope. I'm so curious about what she said.

If you are so close, you must have an affair, don't try to lie to me!A detective's eyes are discerning.

As soon as the beauty's lips were touched, the two lovers separated quickly and disappeared from my sight.

The good times don't last long, I only watched half of the episode and the actors are about to leave, I sigh with regret, and can only look forward to the sequel on the weekend.

With the gossip as motivation, I was so excited about the spear class that if Osamu Dazai was not right next to me, I would stand up and sing "Good Day" at any time.

The first live broadcast ended perfectly, caught the gossip of acquaintances, and saw the blushing Dazai Osamu, today is really a good day~ good, good, good day~

"Too bad, today." Amuro returned to Café Poirot, and sighed while putting on his apron.

Belmode came to the door suddenly and caught him off guard.

"I heard from Gin that you and Scotland will afford Xinal's spear training?" The glamorous blonde woman said with a chuckle, "Gin trusts Xinal...I'm surprised, that little girl His mother used to be his suitor, and he was very impatient, how could it be a little girl who suddenly became patient again?"

"I always thought that the taste of gin was mine... Could it be that I suddenly wanted to change the taste?" Belmode pondered, "I really didn't expect that he is actually a young girl?"

Gin wine, reputation was killed.

"No, that's not the case." Toru Amuro said, "Girls who are almost 16 years old are not called young girls, right? Don't young girls refer to girls under the age of 12?"

Mori Ogai: Yes, exactly!Please don't confuse definitions!

Don't be serious in this kind of place, Belmode changed the subject tactfully, she lit a mint cigarette, exhaled a puff of smoke slowly, and leaned into Bourbon's ear, "I will come to see Xina this weekend. Er, what kind of 'good boy' is he?"

Seeing that Xinar is just passing by, the big head is here to monitor him, right?

Toru Amuro nodded calmly and agreed. Seeing his expression as usual, Belmode, who was bored, had no intention of staying longer, and the two quickly broke up.

"Gin has a lot of trust in Xinal..." Amuro frowned slightly at the information revealed by Bellmode. Since joining the Black Organization, Gin's suspicion and difficulty have been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.How many meticulous undercover seniors died under his gun, the real number of dead is probably innumerable.

According to Amuro Toru’s investigation from the internal police, Xinar’s code name was inherited from her dead mother An Hehezi, who was an undercover member sent by the Black Organization to the Yokohama Port Mafia, and successfully infiltrated the middle class of Hong Kong gangsters. It is a very important chess piece.

Anhe Qianye initially inherited her mother's work as an undercover agent in Hong Kong, but some time ago, she defected with Osamu Dazai, one of the five major cadres of the port mafia, and is now under the supervision of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, so she Then his job was changed to go undercover in the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

Toru Amuro: ... Isn't this girl's undercover career too magical?Why is she everywhere?

Such double-faced or even triple-faced spies are the most ambiguous type, and no one knows their true allegiance object.

How could Gin trust her?Toru Amuro was puzzled, was it because of fake wine poisoning or a sudden convulsion?

Toru Amuro never believed in the fact that a 16-year-old girl's [-]-year-old skills were stronger than his.

Bourbon: Damn...like losing, what's with this subtle sense of frustration?

Me: Because you met me, the great King of Two and Five Boys!Fall at my feet, stupid human beings!Let the savior of Erwuzai come to save the world!

I don't know that my spear teacher is thinking hard about my position. If I have the mind reading skills of a detective boy, I will definitely tell him: Don't guess, Wang's wisdom is not something ordinary people can understand.

I am truly loyal only to myself!I have a steady salary, and I will go wherever the money is more.

The port mafia, the black organization, and the supernatural spy department are all just a fish in the fish pond of Neptune, and the king of the second and fifth will never be satisfied.

I have to be all!

After eating crabs, Mr. Odasaku wants to take the children to the children's paradise upstairs in the shopping mall. It is really not easy for him to be an old father of five children at a young age.

Me: Mr. Odasaku is obviously the same age as Mr. Dazai, why is there such a big gap in life?

Saying goodbye to the children, Osamu Dazai and I took a stroll home, pawing the road on the street.

The clouds in the sky tonight are extremely gorgeous, the Huoshaoyun blends with the color of the dusk, the sky transitions from light blue to deep black, and the birds draw white marks on the clouds.

Taking advantage of his height, Osamu Dazai curiously pinched the cat ears on my hair, which felt soft to the touch, "Is that the new hair accessory that Qianye bought? It's very cute, and I really worked hard for the live broadcast."

"Maomao's ears are not allowed to be pinched!" I retorted, "No, the hairpin is a gift from the new minister."

As soon as I mentioned the minister's sister, I thought of the story that Osamu Dazai was forced to sell his sex to help me join the club today. I didn't want to hide it at all, and happily shared the happiness with my guardian.

"...Then, the minister fell in love with Mr. Dazai at first sight, and asked me who was in the photo very excitedly. The pink bubbles of falling in love almost overwhelmed me." As I walked, I talked to Osamu Dazai about the school All sorts of things that happened.

"So, how did Qianye answer her?" Osamu Dazai put his hands in his coat pockets, his eyes followed the misty clouds in the sky.

Those eyes were incredibly clean and penetrating, like glass after the rain, with the moist water hidden in it, without ripples easily, and the waves were calm.

I turned my head to look at him for a while, and said truthfully: "I thought this is another poor man who was deceived by Mr. Dazai's color, so I said that the one in the photo is my guardian who eats nothing, and his biggest hobby is finding a beautiful sister to die in love .”

"Then she gave up?" Osamu Dazai withdrew his gaze from looking at the cloud, bent his body slightly, looked at me and said, "It's rare for a young lady to take the initiative to die with me. Qianye is really jealous, right?"

"A little bit." I nodded frankly under Osamu Dazai's slightly surprised gaze, and shrugged, "It's normal, of course I would be jealous."

"Besides," I stretched my waist like a cat on the side of the road, "because a girl who gave up her love after hearing those words, even if she really dated Dazai-san, she would soon be Wouldn't it be more sad to be abandoned at that time?"

"I will protect all the beautiful girls in the world." I gestured to Osamu Dazai to shoot, with cool eyes, "Go away, scumbag."

"It's too much!" Dazai Osamu pretended to be injured and held Xizi's heart, "I'm not such a scum."

Cut, who will believe you.I bounced around with my hands behind my back, without even looking at him.

This man is very familiar with the skills of pretending to be obedient. Every look and every movement can easily arouse people's sympathy. Innocent and pitiful.

But Osamu Dazai has never had anything to do with the words "innocent" and "poor", even if he is a good man.

A detective will not be fooled.

I continued to talk to him about things in school, which I occasionally talked to him about before, but due to my status, it was often perfunctory.I have only recently discovered that Osamu Dazai is willing to listen to such trivial matters. In his short and bloody life, tranquility and peace are undoubtedly precious.

It is a little understandable to understand the friendship between him and Mr. Oda, and it is a good choice to leave Hong Kong and Heilongjiang.

"My deskmate is called Ninzu Yushi, and the front desk is called Atobe Keigo, he is the heir of the Atobe family." I gestured and said, "The man who exudes golden light all over his body, every time I go to class, I feel A light source sits before you."

When there is a power outage in the classroom, Mr. Atobe must remember to serve the people with his own light. I am very optimistic about you.

But Mr. Atobe is not the point. I mainly want to talk to Osamu Dazai about Yushi Ninzu.

"Although Atobe-kun is the most popular in Ice Emperor, Ninzu-kun who is second only to Atobe-kun is also a strange man." I said mysteriously, "and Atobe-kun whose love experience is likely to be close to zero." You are different, Renzu Jun has learned the essence of a scumbag at a young age."

That's right, Mr. Atobe, who looks like an old man, is actually very innocent, because he is too narcissistic, and the person he loves the most is always himself, but Narcissus has no future, so I shook my head secretly.

"Ninzu-kun, a scumbag who changes his girlfriend every three hours." I said with certainty, "He can't, he's too fast."

No matter how you look at it, what can you do in three hours?Made a lonely?

Ninja Yuuji: I told you I didn’t!Listen to people and don't listen to strange rumors!

"That's right, he can't." Dazai Osamu nodded in agreement, "Qianye don't play with him anymore, he will be led to ruin."

Bring me down?Do you mean three hours or change girlfriends?

"No way," I said proudly, "I can step on 28 boats at the same time and never overturn. Can Ninzu Yushi do it?"

I am not targeting anyone, I am saying that everyone here is a rookie.

"..." Osamu Dazai was speechless and could only emphasize again, "Don't play with him, he doesn't look like a serious person."

Hmm...whether he wears it badly or not, I'll talk about it separately, but this matter is not something that can be decided by my will, I thought in embarrassment.

"Do you know, Mr. Dazai? According to the general law, during the three years of Ice Emperor, I will definitely sit at the same table with Atobe-kun and Ninzu-kun countless times." I showed a deep and vicissitudes, "Because they are beauties, and I am strong."

"Beauty is only for the strong. Being too strong is my only weakness." I proudly puffed up my chest, "Weak people, be jealous, twist it, being against me is the failure of your life!"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha." Osamu Dazai laughed inexplicably, holding my shoulder and laughing wildly, I cast a dissatisfied look indifferently.

Do not laugh, be serious, I am very serious.

"Junior high school was always like this before Lihai Yamato. The wonderful law of metaphysics cannot be broken." I folded my arms, only feeling that the heights were unbearably cold, and the wind around me was unrestrained. Not afraid of any challenge."

Yukimura and Kise in the front, Atobe and Shinobu in the back, iron-clad tablemates, flowing beauties, only my strong heart is unshakable.

I will not be fooled by beauty, I only have study and money in my heart.

When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, I bit the nib of my pen and thought hard, leaving flamboyant cursive handwriting on the draft paper. The classmate endured it and looked at it for a long time. Finally, he rubbed his eyes as if giving up, and raised his hand to pat the shoulder of the script department.

Unhappy, the uncle turned his head, seeing Renzu's expression suddenly froze, and fell into some kind of strange entanglement.

The two exchanged eyebrows for a moment, and I stopped the paper and pen for calculation suspiciously, and looked at the two people who were obviously not right.

Me: You two have a problem, tell me the truth.

Atobe coughed, raised his chin, and said proudly, "An He, from today onwards, you are the manager of the tennis club."

"Huh? What are you talking about? I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language." I sat on my seat and turned my pen, and gave Atobe a look like you're crazy.

Friends, I am so busy every day that I don't have time to play house with you.Or are you going to pay me a salary?If you want me to work for nothing, you are probably courting death.

"An and Sang, do you know how many people want this position?" Seeing my reluctance, Ninzu Yushi couldn't help pointing to the playground outside the window, "There are enough options to fill the entire playground. The job search is much more intense.”

I shrugged, "Yeah, Atobe-kun and Ninzu-kun's suitors are pretty big, but—"

I looked at him indifferently, "Who told you that I am rare in this position, don't be too self-aware."

The Mafia doesn't want to care about children, and the people who died under my hands are enough to fill the entire playground. Do you want to chat with the dead?

"No, no, you misunderstood." Renzu quickly realized that he hadn't made it clear, "You applied for a work-study program, and the student union passed it."

"Huh?" I immediately restrained the indifferent expression I had deliberately cultivated, and returned to the cute and cute Yanyi girl, "Did you pass? I thought my application reason was nonsense..."

It's ridiculous, Renzu thought silently.

——Because the guardian and the guardian's friends are all unemployed older dropouts, so it is not easy for you to earn money to support two adults and five children, if it is true, An and Sang.

Me: It's not easy for me, it costs a lot of money to raise a slaughterhouse.

"I remember that the application I wrote said that I can only be qualified for the work between classes." I questioned, "I have to do other jobs as soon as school is over, and it is impossible to stay in school."

My time schedule is so full that it can make people with trypophobia scream. The rules and regulations on the notepad make the scalp numb. It is absolutely impossible to change the itinerary easily because of others.

Unless that person is Dazai Osamu, the biggest accident and shock in my life.

Kunikida Doppo, who has not yet appeared, holds his ideal notebook and nods in agreement. Osamu Dazai, the biggest cancer on his ideal road, has disrupted his many plans and takes pleasure in it. This damn bandage waste device.

"It doesn't matter," said Atobe very calmly, "you only need to take care of the paperwork."

Paperwork, what a familiar word.From Mr. Ango to Mr. Dazai to Mr. Atobe, I finally returned to the position of a clerical worker.

"I'm bound to have an indissoluble bond with the Supernatural Secret Service." I said to my system, "Going around and going around, I still can't escape the path of social animal selection. Is this the will of Steins;Gate?"

"The paperwork is actually very complicated." Yushi Ninzu kindly reminded, "You can look at the previous file backup, if you don't understand, I can teach you."

I glanced sideways at the smiling Ninzu-kun, and he smiled maliciously.

Heh, why didn't I know that you are such a good teacher?Haven't you learned enough from last time?You will pay a bloody price for flirting with girls casually, so you should let Miss Quanzi teach you how to behave.

I flipped through the backup of the paperwork, tsk tsk in my heart.

"Written like this, you can still pass, but Atobe-kun can't."

[What does it have to do with Keigo Atobe? ] My boss asked curiously.

"Atobe-kun is not only the head of the tennis club, but also the president of the student union. Look, every document has his signature and seal." I pointed it to the system. Go up, even the best-spoken Mr. Nakaya will let you type back and rewrite it."

If it was Osamu Dazai, poisoning his eyes with such hot words, I am afraid that your head will fall on the spot.

The gap between student organizations and social companies is still too large, even aristocratic schools are not immune.I shook my head with my tongue, killing a chicken with a sledgehammer, the clerical skills I honed under the hands of the black mud spirit are more than enough to deal with these.

"There is no problem at all." I saluted Atobe-kun chicly, "I will hand everything over to you before school is over."

"Is it really okay..." Yushi Shinozu looked silently at the deskmate who didn't move around except going to the toilet between classes, either doing homework or taking notes and writing paperwork, and felt that she was completely different from her peers.

He has no friends, and he doesn't care about interpersonal communication.

Although she has always been portrayed as a poor and earth-eating girl, Renzu has never seen in her the timidity and low self-esteem caused by poverty. His knowledge is not as narrow and shallow as he imagined.

Occasionally, when she was tired of writing, she would put down her pen and look up at the towering cherry tree outside the window. The pink petals fluttered in the wind, and the appearance of falling in the girl's hair was incredible.

The biggest enemy of the Atobe & Ninja Support Club - the girls of the Ice Emperor secretly called An and Qianye this way.

Ninja has always been portrayed as a romantic gentleman, but his vision is still quite picky, and he also has the usual desire to conquer that ordinary men have.

The more she didn't care about him, the more fighting spirit she aroused.

To put it simply: You are so pure and unpretentious, you are completely different from those coquettish bitches!Oh, interesting woman.

I have no interest in the youthful thoughts of Huaichun boys. The little boy with no hair is pretending to be a boss in front of me, so study hard for me!

At the same time, I don't know that Yushi Ninzu's competitive heart is getting more and more frustrated by my frequent blows. He seems to think that if he can't win me, he can't prove his identity as a girl seducer.Just like Shinmi Teruhashi in "The Disaster of Saiki Kusuo", she will never be reconciled if she can't hear Saiki-kun's "oh hoo".

Are you all self-taught ghosts?

"Girls can't refuse the way of confession: the chapter of waiting under the cherry tree and sincere confession." Yushi Ninata closed the "Advanced Guide to Teaching You How to Capture Girls' Hearts". He is no longer the same as when he started school. He who has returned is invincible!

"Ninzuzu, you guys are all boring." Keigo Atobe looked at his friend with a weird expression while approving the documents, "Obviously I just want to play, and after I get it, I will divide it up in a week? An He is not so good-tempered. Don't treat her the way you coax your ex-girlfriend."

"If it's An and Sang, I'll keep my interest for at least a month." Shinobu Yushi vowed, "When school is over tonight, will you go with me?"

"Are you a little girl who wants someone to accompany you to the toilet? I don't do such boring things." Atobe flatly refused, and for the sake of Renzu's acquaintance with him for many years, he kindly reminded, "If you don't move quickly , you can't guard her at all, and you run faster than a rabbit every time after school."

Yes... Renzu sighed deeply. The director of the track and field department personally invited Qianye many times, but he failed to catch anyone every time. The bear-like man patted the table with tears in his eyes, "An and classmates must be Olympic A good seed! Please consider our track and field department!"

But today's Renzu is a lucky boy. For the first time, his deskmate didn't teleport away the moment the school bell rang, but slowly packed his schoolbag and walked out of the classroom like a normal person.

"Anhe-sang, you don't seem in a hurry today?" Yushi Ninzu couldn't help asking.

"Because my guardian wanted to experience the feeling of picking me up from school, so I gave up today's part-time job." An and Qianye said while arranging the bow on their hair, "He is sometimes very willful, and there is nothing I can do about it. "

Her words were filled with the pampering tone unique to parents who dote on their children, and she couldn't tell which one was the real guardian for a long time.

Holding the delicate mentality of meeting her parents, she endured the two steps behind An and Qianye and watched her walk out of the campus.

There is a particularly prosperous cherry tree at the gate of Bingdi. People coming and going pass under the tree, and the wind blows the petals. The scenery is pleasant.

For the first time, Ninzuzu, who used to be surrounded by many fans when walking in the crowd, lost the attention of the girls. All the female eyes on the scene were focused on the black-haired young man standing carelessly under the cherry tree.

His handsome face looks like a god under the sunlight through the petals, his slightly raised peach blossom eyes carry a loose smile, and those iris-colored pupils are better than Pandora's gemstones, just standing there makes the world look like heaven, It's like falling into an abyss.

"Mr. Dazai!"

Shinobu Yushi watched An and Qianye happily running towards the people under the eyes of everyone, and said in a familiar tone: "You came so early, I thought I would have to wait for a long time."

"It's agreed to pick up Qianye from school. It would be pretty embarrassing if you're late." Osamu Dazai reached out and pulled the girl's wind-blown long hair behind her ears, "Let's go, let's go home."

Before turning around, Shinobu Yushi clearly felt that the guardian raised his eyes and glanced at him, and his gentle eyes were slightly bent.

He heard the soft scream of the girl next to him, and the curved eyes at that moment really hit people's hearts, no matter how indifferent the queen would be, she would be fascinated by it.

But at this moment, Renzu, who was stared at, couldn't help shivering, and the terrifying and dangerous breath made him suffocate for a while.

[Stay away from her. 】

──A silent and cold warning of danger.

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Qianye and Bourbon are worthy of being masters and apprentices, they are also deeply trapped in the triangular Shura field without knowing it, double Shura's double happiness.

It's sad and deplorable (shaking head) that a young man's heart of spring is ruthlessly snuffed out by a bad adult.