In order to survive, I do many jobs

The sea breeze was blowing, and a huge ship sank slowly. My little friend Gogol and I rode dolphins in a row, looking up at the dazzling savior-like master Atobe on the ship.

Keigo Atobe's sharp gaze gradually swept over us like a radar, and I could almost see the theater in his head. This seemingly calm man was actually thinking:

Help: My uncle has a friend who was originally the first in the grade with good grades. Although he is a little shaky, he is generally a good citizen.One day she suddenly said that she wanted to pursue a greater ideal, so she dropped out of school. Two years later, my uncle caught her and her new wild man at the gambling scene.May I ask whether this uncle should directly send her to the juvenile prison or beat her up before sending her off?

The answer: let the child go, the child is innocent.If you want to blame it, blame those two evildoers who sank the boat by playing tennis. If Yukihiko Sakurabuki is guilty, please let the law punish him instead of letting his three views be shattered into residue within a day.

Cherish life and stay away from tennis. The Yokohama Sankan Reorganization Committee welcomes your consultation. Now place an order with a 99% discount. It also comes with a roll of bandages endorsed by Osamu Dazai and a mackerel doll. Action is worse than action.

At the scene of the shipwreck, I was riding a dolphin, Keigo Atobe was sitting in his majestic lifeboat, and Gogol on the side had nothing to do with himself, his face full of joy and trouble.

I glanced at the unscrupulous clown. With his personality of watching the excitement and not taking too much trouble, I can't expect him to rescue me at all. He didn't make trouble for me because he gave me face because of the meager friendship that we eat together. Can't ask for much.

Just keep silent, my dear friend, and don't force me to sink you to the fish.

"Explain to me first, what are you doing here, and then tell me, who is that man next to you?" Uncle Atobe looked like an old mother who watched her daughter secretly play truant from school, and her words were full of indignation, I almost raised a feather duster and made me jump up and down, shouting for mercy.

"Of course I came here to watch the game." I tried my best not to sound so guilty, forced myself to be justified, and opened my mouth to give a touching speech with true feelings, "After I left Ice Emperor, I missed a part of that land. Yili, I miss the youthful enthusiasm of the tennis club, and I also miss the snow-like cherry blossoms at the gate of Bingdi."

"So, when I learned that a man named Sakura Fukiyuki invited guests to watch a tennis match, my heart was pounding. The desire to replace meals overcame all difficulties and obstacles. Full of emotion and passion. My dearest friend, you must understand my feelings, right?" I grasped Atobe's hand and said affectionately.

"Make it up, keep making it up." Keigo Atobe withdrew his hand coldly, "There is one word in your words that is true, and I take your surname."

"So, sir, do you want to change your name to An and Jingwu? It's not impossible, my family tree... hurts!" I covered my head, and the villain in my heart bit the handkerchief desperately.Damn, one or two hit me on the head, they must be jealous of my extraordinary wisdom, trying to use such cruel means to destroy my mind, I will not give in!

"Pfft, Qianye's friends are also very interesting." Gogol interjected enthusiastically, looking at Keigo Atobe, "Hey, do you want to see the clown's magic? It's a special performance limited to today."

'who is he? Keigo Atobe looked at me with big question marks written in his eyes, "Where did you meet the new wild man?" '

Thanks to Mr. Atobe for his bright and twinkling eyes, I clearly understood his question, and thanked him for not really asking. I am afraid that Gogol will really recognize the name "wild man" by then. I really can't explain why.

"This is Gogol, it's mine, my new partner!" I put my arms around Gogol's neck to let him cooperate with my performance, almost pulling Gogol off the back of the dolphin with too much force .

I put on the most perfect business smile to Mr. Atobe, "To be honest, my dream has always been to be a comedian. After leaving school, I bravely pursued my dream and finally found my dream partner in Russia. I’m talking about cross talk, he’s playing circuses, people in the world call him a duo of sand sculptures, next year we’ll meet at the Spring Festival Gala, and it’s not a dream to win an Oscar.”

Atobe Keigo fell silent, he was entangled like never before: this Anhe in front of him seems to be stupid, did he buy her or did he buy her?Although no one will buy a sand sculpture and go home to find trouble for themselves, there may be a few customers who do not take the usual path and are willing to add such a burden to themselves. Mosquito legs are meat no matter how small they are. Qualified capitalists are well versed in every aspect. A way to make money.

"Hi——" On the Atobeya cruise ship, Eiji Kikumaru waved to a few people riding dolphins below. He didn't understand why they were still making a concave shape at sea. He put his hands together to make a trumpet shape by his mouth, and said loudly, " Come up quickly! The boat is about to sail!"

I:!Thank you, kind person who saved me!

"Go up first and then settle the score with you." Keigo Atobe snorted, turned around and gave way to the lifeboat.

Only then did I realize that all the other guests had boarded the boat, and only Gogol and I were still floating on the dolphins. The unloaded dolphins surrounded me one after another, scrambling to hit my hand with their small heads.

"Good boy, good boy." I touched their heads one by one, "I'll let that kind-hearted big brother feed you canned food later."

"It's too late to flatter." Although Keigo Atobe said so, he also waved and called the steward of the cruise ship, and asked the crew to feed some of the food to the dolphins who had saved people.

"Atobe-kun, although your posture is beautiful, I'm still curious, where did you emerge from?" I asked while wringing the water off my skirt, "The vast ocean, is it Did fate bring us to meet?"

"...Tezuka Kunimitsu sent me a message." Keigo Atobe couldn't stand my affectionate way of speaking, he shook the goosebumps on his body, "Anhe, tell me the truth, what are you doing after school suspension? "

That's too much, what job do you want to ask me?

"I'm looking for a job." I looked sad, "Being forced to make a living, I sent my resume to many parties, and finally an Internet company in Russia convinced me with the attractive conditions of including board and lodging. I wanted to come to Russia with all my eggs in one basket I worked hard from scratch, but during my short flight from Japan to Russia, that company was swallowed up. I received the bad news as soon as I got off the plane. I opened my wallet and found that the remaining money was only enough for me to buy a large Leba."

"After gnawing on a big Lieba that was enough to crack my teeth, in order to earn enough money for the plane ticket back to Japan, I decided to find a tavern to wash the dishes." I avoided Mr. Atobe "What are you talking about? It’s different!” The unbelievable gaze continued to maintain my new persona, “But the more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and I improvised a literary story about the black-hearted boss who swallowed up my last company, but it ended up being rejected. My boss's acquaintances heard."

"That's right, that's the first meeting between the clown and Qianye!" Gogol raised his hand happily, "Because Qianye's cross talk is so good, so the clown took her to A Tuo, and now little Qianye has been Work with me."

"That's right." I nodded calmly, "Do you think it's very inspiring? This story tells us: Whenever life deceives you, don't be sad, don't worry, bye bye, bye bye next one will be better, there will always be new jobs and bright future."

Atobe Keigo seemed to want to pry open my head to see how many surprises my clever little brain can give him, but out of trust in me (?), he didn't continue to ask.

Unlike Dazai Osamu, who was able to cover up his dark side after being cleansed, Gogol's body is full of "stranger" and "strange", whether it is his weird self-proclaimed or his joking way of speaking, it all shows that One clear fact—this man was anything but kind.

No matter where, the clown seems to be a villain. If Gogol is willing to dye his hair green, the sense of déjà vu will become stronger.Add the phrase "whysoserious", with a red apple in your mouth, stars and moles of tears painted on your face, and finally a pair of high heels - Holy Trinity, absolutely!

"?" Gogol was stared at me unclearly, so he touched his lovely head and slowly typed out a question mark.

"When are you going to stare at each other? Your clothes are all soaked, go change into new ones." Keigo Atobe frowned and looked at me, one or two, can you have a little bit of the fear atmosphere of narrow escape in a shipwreck, Respect the sunken cruise ship next to it.

Seeing that I passed the questioning of my mother's family, I was relieved, followed the waiter to the room of the Atobe family's luxury cruise ship, and took a comfortable hot bath.

"This time it's real marble." I patted the bathroom wall in relief, it's not a fake wallpapered, that's good.

"Ding!" The notification sound of the text message interrupted my bubble bath, I reached out from the white foam, picked up the corner of the phone, and found that the caller was an unfamiliar number.

Harassing text messages or scam messages?Speaking of laning against a liar, I'm very excited. Seeing that I emptied his coffin, I immediately overwhelmed him with a call.

Through the heat rising from the water mist, my wet fingertips opened the content of the text message:

[Respected player "Top Chef Cooking Mackerel", hello: Your contribution "The President's Wife Runs with the Ball--Miss Zaizi's 99 Escaping Marriage Stories" won this bald boy detective series game? Player-defined text No.2's good results, we sincerely invite you to participate in our awards ceremony, the specific time and address are...]

"What? Did you get the result?" I sat up from the water and wiped the water vapor on the screen casually. I was so excited that I wanted to eat my phone on the spot.

Remembering the Ikebukuro Comic Exhibition back then, the bald boy detective game that I liked so much and dragged countless friends into the water to play officially announced the launch of the "player-defined text system". I was so excited that I immediately vowed to write an article about persecuting Osamu Dazai Literature went to contribute.

Influenced by the official script "The Story of Ms. Quanzi and Her Neptune Boyfriend and 28 Ships", I know what the market likes. If I want to catch the hearts of the audience, the plot must be bloody!To stimulate - stimulate!Domineering president, add it!The beautiful wife runs with the ball, come on!Men, two men, three men, four Shura field, plus!

Why is Ms. Quanzi so popular with players, people love and hate it, and they try their best to catch the heart of this little fairy?One, of course, is because her character portraits are beautiful!As the saying goes, the three views follow the five senses, you look good, and everything you say is right, Yangou is so realistic.

Second, it's because she never takes the usual path, she is completely different from those coquettish sluts outside, who say that killing the whole family of scumbags kills the whole family of scumbags, without any hypocrisy, letting players play GG every minute, blocking the success of many players Divine way.In addition to the king of the sea, even the super-famous detective Edogawa Ranpo was forced to stop here, looking at Miss Izumi's favorability.

I still remember that Ms. Quanzi can take out a beheading scythe from under her skirt anytime and anywhere. The weak, helpless and pitiful male protagonist Mr. X is a younger brother in front of her. The second female number Laizi is not as good as other Miss X. She is half brutal.It is worthy of being the big boss behind the scenes of this work, and there is no existence that ordinary people can easily conquer.

Inspired by Miss Izumi, I began to take a closer look at my heroine, Miss Zaiko.As the name suggests, Miss Zaizi is a subspecies female version of my lifelong enemy Osamu Dazai. From appearance to character, she completely reproduces his true self, expressing from the inside out how strong my desire to persecute Osamu Dazai is.

Comparing these two beautiful sisters, I am satisfied to find that Osamu Dazai is indeed Osamu Dazai, and there is nothing wrong with writing his personality into the plot of the president's wife running with the ball.

In terms of appearance, he is the man who made a precise attack on my aesthetics. It is not once or twice that I have made mistakes with beauty.

In terms of personality, Osamu Dazai, who is known as the "black mud spirit", is more powerful than the nervous Ms. Izumi. Seeing GG with a familiar plot, players will definitely feel more cordial.

As for the setting of the boss behind the scenes, it is even simpler.Osamu Dazai is the director's own son, holding the script's top magic wand, even if he turns into a little wife who has escaped marriage 99 times, his power will not decrease at all.

Full of confidence, I immediately spent dozens of sleepless nights writing a complete set of texts and sending them to the official account of the bald boy, and then fell headfirst into the bed without waking up.

Because I have too many things to do next, I didn't continue to pay attention to the official news. I didn't expect that after nearly two years of delay, they actually passed my submission and held an award ceremony.

"I remember there seemed to be a player trial and voting session... Let me see, I only got No.2?" I pouted not convinced, and clicked on the official forum to see what players think of Miss Zaizi. feedback.

"I beg her to let me go - click me to see the whole process of the unlucky player being divided into corpses by Miss Zaizi"

"This fucking is my little wife?Writer, please report your name, grandpa hanged in front of your door tonight"

"Ah.Ah.Ah.Miss Zaiko, A Woman Beyond Kayako"

"Gossip: Ms. Zaizi seems to be a template for someone the author knows. Now I just want to know what crime the author has done to treat us like this"

Too much!I closed the page angrily, how can I say that about my lovely Miss Zaiko?Her character is less than one-tenth of Dazai Osamu's badness!She is obviously a very cute and beautiful younger sister, but all of you can't stand it, why don't you die on the spot when you see the real Osamu Dazai?

"It's really a group of people who don't know how to appreciate art." I clicked my tongue. The players of this generation are not good enough. They can't even get through this little trouble, and their psychological quality is too poor.

But even so, my Miss Zaizi also won the "Player's Favorite Heroine No. 1" in this custom text contest. Under the pomegranate skirt, there are double standards in essence.

But I can totally understand.After all, who could say no to a transsexual Osamu Dazai?At least the chef can't do it, no matter how sensible the chef is.

"Let me take a look at No.1's work...Huh? Is the author Edgar Allan Poe?" I clicked into the ranking on the official website, and unexpectedly saw a familiar name.

Super famous mystery novelist, bald boy ID "Little Raccoon", ranking No.4, like Edogawa Ranpo, who did not advance the emotional drama to the end purely by reasoning, although he failed under the hands of Ms. Izumi , but the reasoning ability cannot be underestimated.

I'm a fan of his books.Riwan's Mr. Po, the bread and butter of all fans of mystery novels, he even participated in the bald boy's self-defined text essay competition while maintaining his enthusiasm for writing. He is indeed a man who is a professional writer, and he is too strong.

Compared with my sadomasochism drama, Mr. Po's story looks normal at first glance and makes people cry, but in fact it is horrifying when I think about it carefully. I took a cursory look at the introduction and was completely aroused.

"Did the organizer invite me to attend the award ceremony just now?" I exited the page and read the notice sent by the organizer again.Originally, I didn’t have much interest in receiving the award, but if I could meet Mr. Po at the scene, I would still be happy to make this trip. Anyway, I will be squeezed by Fei Jia when I go back to Russia, so I might as well sneak out and have fun.

"Atobe-kun!" Slapped open the door of the captain's cabin, I excitedly raised my phone with my hair still dripping from the shower, "Take me to this address! Just arrive before the day after tomorrow, please!"

"Blow dry your hair before going out, aren't you afraid of getting a migraine?" Keigo Atobe snorted, took a look at my phone, and looked up suspiciously, "Why are you going to the United States again?"

"I'm going to the awards ceremony." I wiped my hair with a dry towel provided by Mr. Atobe, and tapped my phone with my chin, "No.2, but the number one is a writer I really like, I think I can go there Mianji will be fine, so I am going to take this trip.”

"The Detective Series of Bald Boys..." Keigo Atobe remembered that I had recommended this game to Yushi Ninzu before, and successfully made this present feel the horror of the otaku.Later, Ninzu Yuuji, who was tortured by Miss Izumi to the point of deliriousness, tried to pull Keigo Ajibe into the water, but the smart man saw through his malicious expression at a glance, punished him three times with his backhand, and directly hit GG.

"Your research is really wide enough." Keigo Atobe returned the phone to me, "This cruise ship was originally sailing to the United States, and it should be able to arrive before the scheduled time."

"OK." I made a wink, "Don't you also like Mr. Po's book? Do you want to sign it?"

"...Yes." Keigo Atobe nodded slowly, "Speaking of which, is your friend going to America too?"

"Him? No, Gogol is going back to Russia." I'm leaving. If Gogol doesn't go back, the Siberian hamster at home will die suddenly in front of the computer desk.

Fei Jia, a vampire-like inactive young man, even though he was tortured by Gogol's dark cuisine before I came, he was unwilling to touch the top-notch cook of his master, a disabled brain boss who was spoiled by his loyal subordinates.Ivan is not here, and he even started to kill me as a minor, which is really annoying.

What's more, Gogol didn't go back to Russia alone. He also brought funds for organizing activities for at least half a year in the future. Fei Jia was looking forward to the stars and the moon and the return of his best friends. Gogol would not accompany me to the bald youth offline foundation ——After all, he is also a cashier who doesn't play games.

"Don't worry about him, Gogol is not on the boat anymore." I pointed to the vast ocean outside the window, "He rode away on a dolphin."

"??? What did you say?" Atobe Keigo showed a dazed expression for the first time, which made me grab my thigh tightly, forcing myself not to laugh out loud.

"Hey, because it was too slow to return to Russia after waiting for the ship to dock, so he followed the dolphins and said that he would try a new clown magic trick." I didn't lie, Gogol was super excited and asked me to find him A dolphin who doesn't mind taking a trip to Russia on the way wants to take a trip as soon as he says it.

I stood on the bow of the boat and watched him wave his white cloak to say goodbye to me, riding the electric motor hip toot to the ends of the earth.

"...I now believe that he is really your friend." In the end, Keigo Atobe left only this vague sentence, and walked away from me silently, as if he wanted to find a place to be quiet and reshape Take a look at your own three views.

"Tongtong, is Mr. Atobe scolding me?" I stood in place and watched the uncle's back disappear from my sight, and asked my old father.

[How can someone scold us, it must be their fault. 】My system said without hesitation, 【It must be Keigo Atobe who also wants to ride a dolphin, but he can't, so he is jealous of Gogol! 】

"So that's how it is!" I suddenly realized that I tapped my palms. I told you earlier, those little guys ate the canned food given by Atobe-kun, and they just let him ride for a ride without getting in the way. He is really childish and ignorant.

"Don't worry, Atobe-kun, I will definitely fulfill your wish." I patted my chest, what's the point of riding a dolphin, I want Atobe-kun to try the chicness of riding a killer whale, face to face!

A few days later, at the Russian border, Fyodor, who was forced to go out to pick up Gogol who was carrying a huge sum of money, was wrapped in a thick furry cloak and stood by the seaside waiting.

"Has the business of smuggling ships expanded to this sea area?" He habitually bit his nails and pondered, "There are so many reefs in this area, why did they choose to go here?"

Could it be that something happened in Russia that he didn't know about?Or did Gogol threaten others to do so?The latter seems more likely.

"A Tuo!" From a distance, a familiar voice came happily, "A Tuo! Look here! The clown is back!"

Fyodor squinted his eyes in the sun, raised his head, and saw a man riding a dolphin waving his arms vigorously at him on the empty sea level, with a bright smile on his face.

A, a man riding a dolphin.

Fyodor: ?

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Mr. Tuo: I haven't seen you for a few days. Are you too poor to buy a boat ticket to return to China?

Civet Cat: That's right, so I sold Xiao Qianye and brought back a big dolphin!It's fun, would you like to try it?

Qianye: What?I was sold?Where is the money?Ninety-one points agreed!