I married my next cousin after being a scumbag
Chapter 1 Crossing
Tang Shi'an pressed his head, looked at the empty soil embryo house, and sighed.Enduring the pain, I got up from the bed and wanted to find some water to drink.
It wasn't that he said, before he came to this body, this person probably hadn't eaten for three or four days, even if there wasn't this bowl-sized hole in his head, he would have starved to death on the kang.
Fortunately, there was still some water in the water tank in the kitchen, Tang Shi'an didn't care whether it was clean or not, he took a gourd ladle to scoop it up, gulped it down, and he felt a little angry.
Then he sat on the door rail, intending to smooth out the messy memories in his head.After his mind was fully awake, Tang Shi'an smiled wryly, and he didn't know whether to say he was lucky or unlucky.
Because of a car accident before, his whole body was crushed to a pulp, and he couldn't die anymore.I don't know how many good things I have done in my life, but I have done good deeds. I don't know what it feels like to die like this.
Maybe the gods felt sorry for him and gave him a chance to live again, but the person who brought him back to life made him think that he might as well just die like that.
He is now in a time and space similar to ancient times, and the place he is in is called Yangjia Village.The original owner's parents escaped from other places, and the people of Yangjia Village kindly took them in. The original owner's parents can be regarded as having settled down in Yangjia Village.
The original owner's father is a doctor, not to mention good medical skills, but the usual headaches and brain fever can be cured, and the fees for treating diseases among the villagers in the village are not high, and the reputation in the village is not bad.The original owner's mother was an embroiderer, and her embroidery skills were no worse than those of the old masters in the city, and the embroidery she sold was three or four pennies higher than the average person's.
Because the original owner's parents are also considered capable, they insisted on buying all the fields and houses after giving birth to the original owner.Earn an estate for the original owner, and send the original owner to the academy to study.
It was supposed to be a harmonious and beautiful family. When the original owner grows up, even if he fails to pass the imperial examination, he can still find a good job with literacy and hyphenation. By then, he will marry a virtuous wife, and his life will be regarded as a good one. Difference.
It's a pity that later, the original owner was taken to the casino by friends from the academy, where he got into the bad habit of gambling.Not to mention poor people, even if they have a lot of money, they can't afford the consumption of casinos.
Besides, the friend who brought the original owner to the casino wanted to destroy the original owner because the girl he liked fell in love with the original owner, and discussed with the casino owner in private how to set up the original owner's money.
So in less than two months, the gambling debts became more and more serious, and the debtors chased after them, and the original owner's parents realized what disaster their obedient son had caused.
But what can we do, in order to prevent the original owner from going to jail, the original owner's parents exhausted all their wealth to fill the hole, and the original owner's mother became ill and passed away soon after.
The original owner's father was also depressed because of the original owner's mother's death. He didn't pay attention during a medical visit, fell down the hillside and lost his life.
If the original owner could stand up again due to a sudden change in the family, Tang Shi'an would still be able to appreciate this person a little bit, but the thing is hateful, and the original owner didn't learn the lesson, but instead let himself down.
So he stopped studying, and spent all day hanging out with the gangsters in the town, doing some shitty things. The wound on his forehead was the result of him flirting with the young lady of a big family in the town, and was beaten by that servant.
Fortunately, an old man in the town held a wedding that day, and he couldn't have any white things, because he was afraid of bad luck, otherwise he would crawl out of a grave at this time, and then he would really be resurrected, so he should not be captured as a monster and burned alive .
Fortunately, the fellow villagers carried him back from the town because of his father's affection. Whether he lives or dies depends on fate.What's more, he didn't want to stretch out his hand anymore. Seeing the original owner's good hand played like this, Tang Shi'an could only be angry.
And the house he is staying in now is not the previous house of the original owner, but an abandoned house in the village. The original owner has no place to go, so he can only live here.Fortunately, it's summer now, otherwise, in this situation, if it is winter, he may not be able to survive it, and he will probably be frozen to death.
Looking at the weather outside, it should be morning, the sun is not strong enough, and there is indeed nothing to eat in the house that can be seen at a glance.My stomach has been empty for a few days. If I don't eat something to fill my stomach, I'm afraid I'll have to go to the underworld again just after I'm alive.
The wound on the head was smeared with plant ash, and it didn't bleed anymore, but it still hurts badly.Tang Shi'an gritted his teeth, starving to death and dying from pain were both uncomfortable, but if he didn't go out to find food, he would die from starvation plus pain, which was even worse.
When he got out of the room, he saw that the fence of the house was broken in several places and hadn't been repaired. When Tang Shi'an went out, he didn't dare to touch the door. He was afraid that it would fall down like this, and there would be no door at all.
Along the way, Tang Shi'an walked towards the river based on his memory, thinking that he wouldn't be able to go up the mountain in this situation, don't think that if he didn't find food on the mountain, he would be a stutter for something else, and that would be nothing left up.
On the road, I met villagers in twos and threes, but when they saw Tang Shi'an, they all frowned and hid away, as if they were afraid that they might get something disgusting.
Tang Shi'an didn't care. He used to be a salesman and had a thick skin. Besides, in the case of the original owner, it's good for everyone to shout and beat him when he doesn't leave the house.
Fortunately, there is a lot of work in this season, most of them are working in the fields, the direction to the river is opposite to the fields in most villages, and there are not many people encountered.
When he arrived at the river, Tang Shi'an first buried his head to look at the river, and sure enough, it hadn't been polluted. The water was so clear that he could really see the bottom of the river, so he took a picture of himself on the edge of the water.
It wasn't much different from before, but he looked like a weak chicken who couldn't lift his hands and resist, Tang Shi'an was wondering where the original owner got the confidence to use this body to be a hooligan.
This is the appearance that a man with a little strength can knock him down with a single punch. I don't know if it is luck that he was almost beaten to death after being a gangster for two or three years.
Tang Shi'an had seen enough of this, so he found a narrow river mouth, rolled up his trouser legs, and dived into the river. He didn't have any tools at hand, so he could only try to catch the fish with his hands.
At this time, the farming is busy, adults and children are in the fields, and there is no time to catch the fish in the river, which is considered cheap for Tang Shian, otherwise, in normal times, not to mention the fish, even the dried shrimps would be cleaned up and taken back as pawn. Add meat dishes to the table.
After fluttering a few times, Tang Shi'an finally caught a stupid fish, which was not small, weighing two or three catties.Tang Shi'an directly threw the fish on the shore, thinking that he still had to catch another one, and by the way, he made the lunch for tomorrow.
When Tang Shian met a silly fish, suddenly there was a three or four-year-old baby on the bank, staring blankly at the fat-headed fish Tang Shian had caught.
This milk baby Tang Shi'an knew each other in his memory, but it was just because of the acquaintance that Tang Shi'an remembered that he was still involved in something, and immediately had a headache.
"Little Loach, what are you doing here by yourself?" Tang Shi'an asked as gently as possible, a creature like a child, sometimes it can't be cute, and sometimes it can't be maddening.
Little Niqiu is from the east of the village, two directions from the west of his village, and there is only one father who was abandoned at home.That's right, the abandoned daddy.
This weird era, it doesn't matter if it's not any era he learned before, and there is an extra gender, bro.It looks like a man, but it has an extra function of having children.
My brother was born with a red mole on his wrist. When he gets married and consummates the house, the red mole will turn into a flower. It is similar to the Shougong sand ordered by ancient women, but one is born and cannot be faked, and the other is acquired.
"I want to eat fish."
Children don't know how to lie, just staring straight at the fish in Tang Shi'an's hand, Tang Shi'an couldn't bear to refuse, pulled aquatic plants on the bank, wove a hook, and hung up the bigger fish on the bank, "No , take it back and eat it with your father."
"Thank you, Uncle Tang." Little Niach hugged the fish, thanked him, and ran home, probably thinking of taking it back to show his father as soon as possible.
Tang Shi'an looked at the fish in his hand, and at the sun above his head, and decided to go back. One fish was enough, and he really didn't have the strength to mess around.
On the way back, Tang Shi'an thought, when the original owner was fine, the matchmaker in the village told him about the marriage, but after he sold his property, the girl was unwilling to marry him.When the original hostess was still alive, she also understood that whoever married into this family would suffer, so she asked the woman to call off the marriage in order not to delay others.
He also compensated some money, and after that, the original owner's virtue was also lost in the fact that no one told him about the marriage.Years ago, the matchmaker Zhang in the village had been favored by the original owner's father, and after all, she couldn't bear the original owner's life in such a muddled way, desperately trying to find a suitable girl and brother.
A girl from a good family is not willing to marry. Although my brother's status is not as good as that of a girl, he is still considered half of the labor force, and he is still sought after in the village.Matchmaker Zhang traveled all over ten miles and eight villages, and even the lame girls in Xiahe Village refused to marry, which shows how disgusting the original owner is.
Unable to find a girl to marry for the first time, Matchmaker Zhang wondered if she could find someone willing to marry again.Although it is not respectable to marry twice, at least there is someone who can manage the original owner, and maybe he can pull the original owner back from the quagmire.People in the village often say that this man is different when he has a family, and he has a responsibility.
Even an idiot in the village, because his mother married him a good brother who can take care of him, his life is getting more and more prosperous now.
Matchmaker Zhang took a look around and fell in love with Little Nixiu's father. This brother is called Bai Ranxi, not a local brother.It is said that the abandoned natal family was unwilling to raise them, so they could only take their children and leave their hometown to come here.
I came here alone, I don’t know how to do farm work, and I have a child with me, so it’s not easy to remarry.Even if it looks good, it is useless in this rural area where work is valued, and life is miserable.But this brother can learn everything, and it is virtuous to marry back to teach.
Marrying a wife and a virtuous person is better than marrying a lazy guy.Matchmaker Zhang made peace between the two sides. The original owner didn't take it seriously, but she thought it would be good to marry someone back, and the matter was settled.
Unexpectedly, such a thing happened not long after the decision was made, Tang Shi'an guessed that no matter how poor the other party's conditions were, they would look down on him.Fortunately, Geng Tie is still at Matchmaker Zhang's place before he can go to the government to change it. This matter is just a touch on the lips of Matchmaker Zhang. When he goes to Matchmaker Zhang to get Geng Tie back in the afternoon, it's over, otherwise he will have to marry A male daughter-in-law.
I used to have girlfriends when I was alive. It would be strange if I suddenly married a daughter-in-law of a different gender, even if I could have children.Or work hard on your own, earn some money and marry a girl.
It doesn't matter if he is old or ugly, as long as he likes him, but this matter has to wait for a few years, until he completely changes the people here's perception of him.Otherwise, how could any girl be willing to marry him? Haven't you heard that lame girls look down on him?
At the east end of the village, Little Loach avoided people and returned home, while Bai Ranxi was chopping firewood.The sweat on his forehead wetted the broken hair in front of him into strands, and his hands seemed to be unable to swing the axe, but the firewood he chopped was not enough to burn today.
"Daddy, fish." Little Loach asked his father for credit with a fat fish in his arms.
"Yuaner, where did you get the fish?" Bai Ranxi had a serious expression on his face. These days, fish is also eaten as meat, and no family is willing to give it away. What's more, he has only been in this village for a year and has no relatives.
"Tang, Uncle Tang sent it." Seeing his father's expression changed, Little Niqiu stammered out the words.
It wasn't that he said, before he came to this body, this person probably hadn't eaten for three or four days, even if there wasn't this bowl-sized hole in his head, he would have starved to death on the kang.
Fortunately, there was still some water in the water tank in the kitchen, Tang Shi'an didn't care whether it was clean or not, he took a gourd ladle to scoop it up, gulped it down, and he felt a little angry.
Then he sat on the door rail, intending to smooth out the messy memories in his head.After his mind was fully awake, Tang Shi'an smiled wryly, and he didn't know whether to say he was lucky or unlucky.
Because of a car accident before, his whole body was crushed to a pulp, and he couldn't die anymore.I don't know how many good things I have done in my life, but I have done good deeds. I don't know what it feels like to die like this.
Maybe the gods felt sorry for him and gave him a chance to live again, but the person who brought him back to life made him think that he might as well just die like that.
He is now in a time and space similar to ancient times, and the place he is in is called Yangjia Village.The original owner's parents escaped from other places, and the people of Yangjia Village kindly took them in. The original owner's parents can be regarded as having settled down in Yangjia Village.
The original owner's father is a doctor, not to mention good medical skills, but the usual headaches and brain fever can be cured, and the fees for treating diseases among the villagers in the village are not high, and the reputation in the village is not bad.The original owner's mother was an embroiderer, and her embroidery skills were no worse than those of the old masters in the city, and the embroidery she sold was three or four pennies higher than the average person's.
Because the original owner's parents are also considered capable, they insisted on buying all the fields and houses after giving birth to the original owner.Earn an estate for the original owner, and send the original owner to the academy to study.
It was supposed to be a harmonious and beautiful family. When the original owner grows up, even if he fails to pass the imperial examination, he can still find a good job with literacy and hyphenation. By then, he will marry a virtuous wife, and his life will be regarded as a good one. Difference.
It's a pity that later, the original owner was taken to the casino by friends from the academy, where he got into the bad habit of gambling.Not to mention poor people, even if they have a lot of money, they can't afford the consumption of casinos.
Besides, the friend who brought the original owner to the casino wanted to destroy the original owner because the girl he liked fell in love with the original owner, and discussed with the casino owner in private how to set up the original owner's money.
So in less than two months, the gambling debts became more and more serious, and the debtors chased after them, and the original owner's parents realized what disaster their obedient son had caused.
But what can we do, in order to prevent the original owner from going to jail, the original owner's parents exhausted all their wealth to fill the hole, and the original owner's mother became ill and passed away soon after.
The original owner's father was also depressed because of the original owner's mother's death. He didn't pay attention during a medical visit, fell down the hillside and lost his life.
If the original owner could stand up again due to a sudden change in the family, Tang Shi'an would still be able to appreciate this person a little bit, but the thing is hateful, and the original owner didn't learn the lesson, but instead let himself down.
So he stopped studying, and spent all day hanging out with the gangsters in the town, doing some shitty things. The wound on his forehead was the result of him flirting with the young lady of a big family in the town, and was beaten by that servant.
Fortunately, an old man in the town held a wedding that day, and he couldn't have any white things, because he was afraid of bad luck, otherwise he would crawl out of a grave at this time, and then he would really be resurrected, so he should not be captured as a monster and burned alive .
Fortunately, the fellow villagers carried him back from the town because of his father's affection. Whether he lives or dies depends on fate.What's more, he didn't want to stretch out his hand anymore. Seeing the original owner's good hand played like this, Tang Shi'an could only be angry.
And the house he is staying in now is not the previous house of the original owner, but an abandoned house in the village. The original owner has no place to go, so he can only live here.Fortunately, it's summer now, otherwise, in this situation, if it is winter, he may not be able to survive it, and he will probably be frozen to death.
Looking at the weather outside, it should be morning, the sun is not strong enough, and there is indeed nothing to eat in the house that can be seen at a glance.My stomach has been empty for a few days. If I don't eat something to fill my stomach, I'm afraid I'll have to go to the underworld again just after I'm alive.
The wound on the head was smeared with plant ash, and it didn't bleed anymore, but it still hurts badly.Tang Shi'an gritted his teeth, starving to death and dying from pain were both uncomfortable, but if he didn't go out to find food, he would die from starvation plus pain, which was even worse.
When he got out of the room, he saw that the fence of the house was broken in several places and hadn't been repaired. When Tang Shi'an went out, he didn't dare to touch the door. He was afraid that it would fall down like this, and there would be no door at all.
Along the way, Tang Shi'an walked towards the river based on his memory, thinking that he wouldn't be able to go up the mountain in this situation, don't think that if he didn't find food on the mountain, he would be a stutter for something else, and that would be nothing left up.
On the road, I met villagers in twos and threes, but when they saw Tang Shi'an, they all frowned and hid away, as if they were afraid that they might get something disgusting.
Tang Shi'an didn't care. He used to be a salesman and had a thick skin. Besides, in the case of the original owner, it's good for everyone to shout and beat him when he doesn't leave the house.
Fortunately, there is a lot of work in this season, most of them are working in the fields, the direction to the river is opposite to the fields in most villages, and there are not many people encountered.
When he arrived at the river, Tang Shi'an first buried his head to look at the river, and sure enough, it hadn't been polluted. The water was so clear that he could really see the bottom of the river, so he took a picture of himself on the edge of the water.
It wasn't much different from before, but he looked like a weak chicken who couldn't lift his hands and resist, Tang Shi'an was wondering where the original owner got the confidence to use this body to be a hooligan.
This is the appearance that a man with a little strength can knock him down with a single punch. I don't know if it is luck that he was almost beaten to death after being a gangster for two or three years.
Tang Shi'an had seen enough of this, so he found a narrow river mouth, rolled up his trouser legs, and dived into the river. He didn't have any tools at hand, so he could only try to catch the fish with his hands.
At this time, the farming is busy, adults and children are in the fields, and there is no time to catch the fish in the river, which is considered cheap for Tang Shian, otherwise, in normal times, not to mention the fish, even the dried shrimps would be cleaned up and taken back as pawn. Add meat dishes to the table.
After fluttering a few times, Tang Shi'an finally caught a stupid fish, which was not small, weighing two or three catties.Tang Shi'an directly threw the fish on the shore, thinking that he still had to catch another one, and by the way, he made the lunch for tomorrow.
When Tang Shian met a silly fish, suddenly there was a three or four-year-old baby on the bank, staring blankly at the fat-headed fish Tang Shian had caught.
This milk baby Tang Shi'an knew each other in his memory, but it was just because of the acquaintance that Tang Shi'an remembered that he was still involved in something, and immediately had a headache.
"Little Loach, what are you doing here by yourself?" Tang Shi'an asked as gently as possible, a creature like a child, sometimes it can't be cute, and sometimes it can't be maddening.
Little Niqiu is from the east of the village, two directions from the west of his village, and there is only one father who was abandoned at home.That's right, the abandoned daddy.
This weird era, it doesn't matter if it's not any era he learned before, and there is an extra gender, bro.It looks like a man, but it has an extra function of having children.
My brother was born with a red mole on his wrist. When he gets married and consummates the house, the red mole will turn into a flower. It is similar to the Shougong sand ordered by ancient women, but one is born and cannot be faked, and the other is acquired.
"I want to eat fish."
Children don't know how to lie, just staring straight at the fish in Tang Shi'an's hand, Tang Shi'an couldn't bear to refuse, pulled aquatic plants on the bank, wove a hook, and hung up the bigger fish on the bank, "No , take it back and eat it with your father."
"Thank you, Uncle Tang." Little Niach hugged the fish, thanked him, and ran home, probably thinking of taking it back to show his father as soon as possible.
Tang Shi'an looked at the fish in his hand, and at the sun above his head, and decided to go back. One fish was enough, and he really didn't have the strength to mess around.
On the way back, Tang Shi'an thought, when the original owner was fine, the matchmaker in the village told him about the marriage, but after he sold his property, the girl was unwilling to marry him.When the original hostess was still alive, she also understood that whoever married into this family would suffer, so she asked the woman to call off the marriage in order not to delay others.
He also compensated some money, and after that, the original owner's virtue was also lost in the fact that no one told him about the marriage.Years ago, the matchmaker Zhang in the village had been favored by the original owner's father, and after all, she couldn't bear the original owner's life in such a muddled way, desperately trying to find a suitable girl and brother.
A girl from a good family is not willing to marry. Although my brother's status is not as good as that of a girl, he is still considered half of the labor force, and he is still sought after in the village.Matchmaker Zhang traveled all over ten miles and eight villages, and even the lame girls in Xiahe Village refused to marry, which shows how disgusting the original owner is.
Unable to find a girl to marry for the first time, Matchmaker Zhang wondered if she could find someone willing to marry again.Although it is not respectable to marry twice, at least there is someone who can manage the original owner, and maybe he can pull the original owner back from the quagmire.People in the village often say that this man is different when he has a family, and he has a responsibility.
Even an idiot in the village, because his mother married him a good brother who can take care of him, his life is getting more and more prosperous now.
Matchmaker Zhang took a look around and fell in love with Little Nixiu's father. This brother is called Bai Ranxi, not a local brother.It is said that the abandoned natal family was unwilling to raise them, so they could only take their children and leave their hometown to come here.
I came here alone, I don’t know how to do farm work, and I have a child with me, so it’s not easy to remarry.Even if it looks good, it is useless in this rural area where work is valued, and life is miserable.But this brother can learn everything, and it is virtuous to marry back to teach.
Marrying a wife and a virtuous person is better than marrying a lazy guy.Matchmaker Zhang made peace between the two sides. The original owner didn't take it seriously, but she thought it would be good to marry someone back, and the matter was settled.
Unexpectedly, such a thing happened not long after the decision was made, Tang Shi'an guessed that no matter how poor the other party's conditions were, they would look down on him.Fortunately, Geng Tie is still at Matchmaker Zhang's place before he can go to the government to change it. This matter is just a touch on the lips of Matchmaker Zhang. When he goes to Matchmaker Zhang to get Geng Tie back in the afternoon, it's over, otherwise he will have to marry A male daughter-in-law.
I used to have girlfriends when I was alive. It would be strange if I suddenly married a daughter-in-law of a different gender, even if I could have children.Or work hard on your own, earn some money and marry a girl.
It doesn't matter if he is old or ugly, as long as he likes him, but this matter has to wait for a few years, until he completely changes the people here's perception of him.Otherwise, how could any girl be willing to marry him? Haven't you heard that lame girls look down on him?
At the east end of the village, Little Loach avoided people and returned home, while Bai Ranxi was chopping firewood.The sweat on his forehead wetted the broken hair in front of him into strands, and his hands seemed to be unable to swing the axe, but the firewood he chopped was not enough to burn today.
"Daddy, fish." Little Loach asked his father for credit with a fat fish in his arms.
"Yuaner, where did you get the fish?" Bai Ranxi had a serious expression on his face. These days, fish is also eaten as meat, and no family is willing to give it away. What's more, he has only been in this village for a year and has no relatives.
"Tang, Uncle Tang sent it." Seeing his father's expression changed, Little Niqiu stammered out the words.
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