Abduct a husband so that you can get out of the singles

S317

On the way, Shen Pianran discussed about giving Wu Xingyun some gifts. "Anyway, tomorrow is Singles' Day, other girlfriends have gifts, but my girlfriend doesn't have gifts, what should I do?"

"It's really two-faced. Who didn't want to chop their hands just now."

"If I don't send you off, my heart aches."

"Unfortunately, you are no longer eligible for the festival. Don't forget that this is 'Singles' Day'. Baby, you are already out of the singles, you know? You can't pretend to be single, I will be unhappy, if you really want to give me a gift, you You are not allowed to spend a penny, and you have to do it yourself, and you are not allowed to repeat it every year.”

Shen Pianran praised her girlfriend for her wonderful idea. "You are the most extravagant girl in the world. Chanel is easy to buy. Where can I buy free gifts?"

She thought for a while, and said: "Yes, I thought of one. I'm ashamed, so I might as well give myself to you. Apart from prostitution, I haven't thought of anything else for the time being."

Wu Xingyun smiled and said: "Fuck you, if this goes on like this, I don't think the president of the Hooligan Association will be auditioned anymore, it's you!"

Shen Pianran cupped her fists and said, "Thank you, Madam."

"It's a good deal to get it cheap! If you have the ability to play a piece of violin, let's listen to it. Last time, it wasn't because someone beat you to it."

"Hmph! I'm a novice, so I can't ask too much."

"But I heard from my sister that if your level continues like this, Teacher Shen will hire a famous teacher, saying that you will have to practice throughout the winter vacation."

"Really? I haven't heard of it. I was worried that you and I would be separated during the winter vacation. Now that I think about it, it's good to see you every day."

Wu Xingyun spat at her, "You shameless thing, what's the fun in school every day, I've been booked in advance by the band, and I might have a chance to perform."

"No way?"

"Come on!"

"Uh-huh."

……

In the evening of the same day, Wu Shiyun's gospel-filled voice came from the loudspeaker.

"Students, today is a special holiday. The Internet in the dormitory will be delayed until 12:30. If you want to shop, hurry up. The dormitory will also close at 12:30. Everyone can enjoy the fun of shopping and don't worry about it. .”

As soon as the news came out, there were thunderous cheers.

Everyone has been maintaining an excited mood, welcoming the arrival of midnight on November [-]th.

Shen Pianran announced that she would go to bed early.

Ming Yan said: "Pianran is the best at learning."

"I have nothing to buy, so I have to go to bed early, you guys play."

Wu Xingyun also fell asleep.

Brother Piggy lay down on the futon under the bed to sleep.

For a pig, its responsibility is to eat, drink, sleep, and empty its head.

Thinking about things is a job that only human beings need to do.

Eating and drinking are the responsibility of the pigs.

It's so good to be a pig!

When Little Pig was sleeping, he was smiling.

Very happy.

While waiting anxiously, Yuan Yuan and the others saw that the time was up, and immediately started to rob.

"Grab the red envelope 88, hahaha." Yuan Yuan leaned forward and backward with a smile.

The others were screaming too.

So is the next door.

Lang Lang knocked on the wall, telling the group of lunatic women next door to pay attention to their demeanor, if they don't buy something, it's as if they have never seen the world.

Double 11 happens every year, which is not uncommon.

Not to be outdone, the neighbor also knocked back.Indicates that they are within the normal range of screaming.

Lang Lang knocked again.It's okay to just call out once, and it has been going on for 5 minutes.

Knock on the next door twice, and the meaning of caring about your shit is very obvious.

Naturally join the ranks of knocking on the wall, yes!It's time to pay attention, it's all wrong, it will affect others' rest.

The head of the house next door came to coordinate.

Yuan Yuan was pushed out to coordinate.

"What do you mean knocking on the wall?"

"You knocked too, what do you mean?"

"This is school."

"What I also want to say is this, it doesn't matter who your father is."

"It's you who want to stir up conflict."

"Your noise is too loud, it has already disturbed the people."

"You are provocative."

"You rebelled."

"You are bastards."

"You are turtle shells."

The two were at war with each other and could not stop fighting for a long time.As a result, a group of people came from the dormitory next door, catching each other and fighting.There were two more.

The twittering almost sparked a dormitory fight.

"I'm not afraid of you!" Yuan Yuan rolled up his sleeves.

The other party raised his head, "Am I afraid of you? I despise you."

"Booger picking despises you."

"LOW forced."

"lack of manners."

"Fat paper."

"Cross-eyed."

……

Yuan Yuan couldn't move anymore and came back to look for Shen Pianran.

The other party said: "Don't go!"

"I'll take a break and get someone else."

"Look! It's too much to say." Little Finger scorned.

Yuan Yuan didn't care about it, her mouth for eating snacks was full of witticisms about flavor and chicken essence.

If we want to talk about poisonous mouth, we have to talk about Shen Pianran.

People are polite, and when they scold others, it's like a white knife goes in and a red knife comes out.

Special style.

Just as Yuan Yuan rushed over to look for Shen Pianran, she was blocked by a transparent object. As soon as she rushed over, she was directly hit by the bullet on the table.

Everyone stopped arguing because of the big commotion.

The head of the house next door is still in shock, this operation is too miraculous.

Bitter trick!

Seeing it naturally, I hurried back, "What's wrong with Yuan Yuan?"

"I fell, it hurts! What's going on, I haven't figured it out yet, there is a ghost."

"What nonsense, look, where did you hit?"

"waist."

Naturally, he rolled up Yuan Yuan's clothes and saw that there was a big bruise on his waist, so he hurriedly called a truce, and got hurt everywhere.

This battle is over.

When the person left, he naturally admired him infinitely, "Yuan Yuan, your bitter plan has worked."

"What a trick, I really hit me."

"I know."

Looking at the natural perfunctory attitude, Yuan Yuan lowered her head. What she said was true. When she called Shen Pianran, she seemed to be bounced back by something. It was really strange.

It turned out that when they quarreled, Shen Pianran was woken up and put on a barrier.

Yuan Yuan didn't know, so he inevitably suffered a lot.

Waking up the next day, Shen Pianran looked at the mess in the dormitory and asked, "What's wrong?"

Snacks are thrown everywhere.

Yuan Yuan felt resentful in her heart, "Pianran, what the hell did you bury? Look at me, my waist is blue."

"what happened?"

"You still ask me, and I still want to ask you!" Yuan Yuan described what happened yesterday, "I don't know why I seem to have bumped into something."

Shen Pianran felt a little guilty, "Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding! You are dazzled, dazzled."

"Really?" Yuan Yuan once again fell into self-doubt. She couldn't figure it out. She hurt herself because of the fall. She has this level?This skill?

Scratching his forehead, he was in a daze, and didn't know what to think, so he just had a big heart and a fat body, forget it!

If we can't figure it out, we don't waste the brain cells.

Yuan Yuan began to introduce her achievements, how many snacks she bought, and how she started the war with the dormitory next door.

"It's a pity that you fell asleep. I don't know how intense our scene was at that time. It's just... the two countries fought in a melee, and they all pulled their hair and started fighting."

The more Yuan Yuan said, the more exciting it became, while the others laughed or added.

The dormitory burst into laughter.

Shen Pianran just smiled.

Brother Little Pig was busy packing the snacks, put them all under the bed, and took two bites from time to time.

They are all famous brands!

The taste is getting better!

How can it be scattered everywhere, waste!

Everyone saw a little pig, busy moving snacks, and sneaking around.

Old and cute.

Early in the morning, everyone was shouting: "If anyone confesses to me today, I will be his girlfriend."

Shen Pianran said narrowly: "In case someone who doesn't suit your taste comes, you're afraid you'll play tricks."

"Pianran will pour inappropriate cold water at the right time."

They all clenched their fists and bared their teeth, wanting to settle accounts with Shen Pianran.

Don't say this unlucky word in the morning, the handsome guy fell from the sky, fell, fell...

Everyone greeted, "Let's go! Go have breakfast!"

Wu Xingyun pretended to be packing up his things, and secretly gave Shen Pianran a look.

Shen Pianran understood, deliberately lagged behind, and was discovered.

Mingyan said: "Pianran, don't you want to go?"

"I still have some books to sort out, you go first."

"Where is Xingyun?"

"I still have to tidy things up, so I have to take a step back."

"The two of you keep leaving the team, do you have some ulterior secret?"

Wu Xingyun said with a guilty conscience: "No way. I am kind. Today is Singles' Day. There are many handsome guys who want to confess to you. If we go, it will inevitably cause diversion."

"Just relying on you to divert? Find a fight! This narcissism is no one, I really can't see it, okay! Let's go!"

Mingyan waved her arms, and several of them went together.

When the dormitory was empty, Shen Pianran walked over early and closed the door.

"You are satisfied now? Is there any witty thing you want to tell me alone." She stepped forward and pinned Wu Xingyun to the bed ladder. "I'm right here, tell me."

Wu Xingyun said with a smile: "There is something important to say, but you let me go first."

"No." Someone became aggressive, "Unless..." Shen Pianran had already moved her mouth.

"Go to hell!" Wu Xingyun lowered his body and slipped through the gap.

Shen Pianran stomped bitterly there.

"The little girl is lying."

"Is there anything else to lie to you?" Wu Xingyun took out the lunch box, lifted the plastic cover and saw that there were colorful crystal balls.Without further ado, he grabbed one and stuffed it into Shen Pianran's mouth. "Try it, a gift I made for you."

Shen Pianran chewed a few, took half of it in her hand, and looked at it, "There are carrots, potatoes, and cowpeas in it."

"The mouth is also tricky, isn't it? Add starch, knead into balls, and steam them in a steamer. I also made a little sauce, which tastes better when dipped."

"If you are interested, you can try it too. Don't work hard for a long time, you won't eat it by yourself."

Shen Pianran didn't pass half of the ball in her hand, but let herself bite it, and sent it back to Wu Xingyun with her mouth.

As soon as Wu Xingyun bit him, he was tightly blocked.

I don't know whether the taste of the balls is better, or the taste of kisses is richer.

These two are in full swing, and there's something warm poking at the calf.

Looking down, it was Brother Little Pig, begging for food with a drool hanging on his face.

Shen Pianran said: "Food! I ate potato chips this morning and my stomach isn't full yet?"

Little Pig pointed to the bottom of the bed, put them there, only ate a little bit, and kept it as a midnight snack when I was hungry.

"Even you have stocked up. Xingyun, give Brother Piggy a quick reward."

Wu Xingyun said: "Yes!" He squatted down and gave Little Pig a vegetarian vegetable ball the size of an egg yolk.

Brother Little Pig covered his mouth and chewed slowly, so delicious that he sighed.

Still want it!

The author has something to say: When I was writing, I was also inspired by a girl who said that she wanted to receive gifts, but she was not allowed to buy them, so she had to do it herself.Gifts that don't cost money are often the most special in the world!

You are very important to me!