Abduct a husband so that you can get out of the singles

S310

At this time, Tianran changed the topic, "Pianran, tell me how our discussion went, you, an insider, don't keep silent and give some conclusions."

Shen Pianran smiled and said, "I don't know much more than you, and that's probably the case."

"Cut! After working for a long time, you will know the ending. This process is still made up by our brains. It's boring, boring, let's not argue."

They went back to their beds and sat down. Those on the upper bunk dragged a chair over and sat down.

Yuan Yuan saw Brother Little Pig sitting on Shen Pianran's slippers, closing his eyes and resting his mind, his cuteness made him want to play with it.

When people don't move, they open their mouths first.

"Pianran, where did you buy this little baby? I want to buy one too."

The roommate who originally wanted to be quiet for a while turned his attention to Brother Piggy.

This little pig is too spiritual, sitting there, like a little friend, quietly not talking.

There is still a little bit of Shen Pianran's taste, Xiuxian asks Buddha.

Ming Yan couldn't resist the temptation, and ran to hug Brother Piggy.

Brother Little Pig opened his pure and innocent eyes, and looked at the beautiful and strange girl in front of him.

When the roommates saw that Ming Yan was hugging her, they all went over to snatch her.

There are those who touch their heads, and those who look at small clothes.

There are also pig cards.

"Don't you think this shape looks like someone?"

Shen Pianran said: "Bright spring is Zhu Fengchun in Zhu Bajie."

Everyone clapped their hands and laughed: "Yes! I just said where I saw it."

Yuan Yuan asked: "I saw it walking on two hooves just now? Have you trained it? It's not too big. I don't know if it will grow to two or three hundred catties in the future..."

This Shen Pianran couldn't answer, so she communicated with her spiritual sense, "Brother Little Pig, will you gain weight when you grow up?"

"I haven't grown up yet, I don't know!"

"This pig is really petite, like a puppy. By the way, the dormitory auntie does not allow small animals to be kept. If found, they will be confiscated. Be careful, Pianran. When you go out, use your bag to secretly pack it. Get up, by the way, how to solve its urination and defecation problem?"

Shen Pianran pointed to the window and said, "Throw it out directly, and go to the first floor to water the flowers and fertilize."

Everyone: "..." What a cruel master.

After chatting with Brother Pig, everyone started to lie down, expressing that they didn't want to go to evening self-study at night.

"Can you not go? The baby has been resting at home for so many days, and he doesn't want to go to class at all. Besides, there are no textbooks. Going is not just a chat. There are so many people, the chatter is so annoying."

Aside from the alas, some people came up with an idea, saying that they were pretending to be sick, asking for a leave of absence, not going anywhere at all, staying in the dormitory, swiping their phones, and watching dramas.

Just feeling that life is boring, I heard someone's cell phone ring.

Langlang said: "Who's the news?" It turned out to be a dying tone.

Yuan Yuan said: "Mine, mine." Her smiling eyes had no gaps, and she announced to her roommate loudly, "My mother sent me a message, saying that after she read Moments, Lao Huai comforted her. The order came so quickly, let me reflect on whether I have encountered a liar."

All the roommates laughed.

"Hahaha……"

"Hahaha……"

"Hahaha……"

"If you're sure you're not a liar, check to see if he has cataracts, nearsightedness, or blindness."

The crowd laughed again.

"If there are no problems with the above, then my daughter should lose weight, because according to the ratio of the photos, you have a high chance of gaining weight. It is estimated that in four years, your waistline will double, because the law of love tells us that you will lose weight. Have happy fat?"

Yuan Yuan was very depressed, "Is there such a mother? My mother must have applied for it from the relief society in my previous life."

"As a young girl, my mother wants to tell you, protect yourself, don't be deceived by men's rhetoric, and do things that girls can't bear (emphasis reading here), if the passion is hard to suppress, you must also take protective measures! (Key reading here)."

The black line on Yuan Yuanyuan's face, her mother really thought more about it than she imagined.

All the roommates laughed and said, "Your mother is so cute."

Yuan Yuan shot back, "I'm so cute!" Then she tilted her head and sent the truth, "Mom, your plot is so rich. In fact, this is not my boyfriend, but my roommate. I'm just joking."

After clicking send, everyone was waiting for Mama Yuan Yuan's reply.

Yuan Yuan's mother quickly replied: "I knew you were not promising, hey! It was all expected."

"Pretend to be deep, don't talk about it."

……

The evening self-study came soon, and everyone left the dormitory one after another.Shen Pianran decided to put Brother Piggy in the dormitory and let him play by himself. If he wants to pee, he can jump directly from the window.

Brother Little Pig was terrified by this decision. His eyes were wide open and tears were streaming down his face.

It looked at the empty dormitory, "Master, I want to be by your side at all times, so that I can protect you."

"Thank you, but I'm just going to class and don't need your protection."

"Protecting you is the responsibility of every cute pet. I can't sign a contract and stop working. It's too impolite. It's not something I can do."

"It's okay, I won't mind."

"But I have farted that man before... This shows that there are many people who will be rude to the master. If it is not convenient for you to do it, I can fart him."

"..."

Brother Little Pig's persistence made Shen Pianran a little embarrassed.

She hesitated.

Brother Little Pig immediately turned around and begged Wu Xingyun to agree, "I won't cause trouble, I will follow orders in everything, please, speak up for me."

Brother Little Pig's pleading appearance has already made Wu Xingyun a little unbearable.

She said: "Or take it with you, it won't take up space anyway."

Little Pig nodded again and again.

"As long as the auntie in charge doesn't find out."

Little Pig continued to nod.

"Okay!" Shen Pianran compromised. In the face of beauty, a word is more effective than an imperial decree, "I am here to take care of your mood, otherwise, I will still do business."

Wu Xingyun said: "Thank you."

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and take a sip. While everyone is away, you can take the initiative, and I won't laugh at you."

"..." I know that there is no free lunch in the world, and what is wrong with telling her to be a good person is clearly asking her to owe a debt of favor.

Wu Xingyun put his fingers on his lips, and then pressed on Shen Pianran's face, leaving a faint mark of lipstick.

"Mix it with water, forget it, it's better than nothing." She put Brother Piggy in a convenience bag, holding it like a watermelon in her hand, shaking it, and holding Wu Xingyun with the other hand. "When the lights are on, no one cares..."

Wu Xingyun said: "I will take care of it."

Both are very happy.

Brother Piggy is also very happy, looking out with his two hooves on the mouth of the plastic bag. The world outside is so lively, so he doesn't want to be alone.

The little brothers and sisters here are so beautiful, and Brother Little Pig's eyes are blurred.

Back in the class for evening self-study, everyone was surprised by Shen Pianran who came in, thinking that some student had gone to the wrong classroom and the wrong place.

Take a closer look, I rely on it!

It was the culprit who made the school almost notorious, Shen Pianran, the 'celebrity' of St. Pandora's school. After things became like this, she still had the guts and the face to come to the school.

All the girls gathered to gossip and discuss Shen Pianran's shamelessness.

"As the saying goes: there's nothing wrong with nothing, if she didn't do those things, how could she be in the news."

"That's right, smelly and shameless, we're still the class monitor! Boycott! Tell Teacher Shen when the time comes."

"How dare you come to school, who borrowed her courage, those men? Hehe."

The male classmate looked at Shen Pianran with an ambiguous expression. He really couldn't tell that such a noble-looking person turned out to be...

They got together with great interest, talking about some dirty topics, and the more they talked, the more excited they were.

These noisy conversations came from the rear from time to time.

Holding the recipe in his hand, Wu Xingyun looked at Shen Pianran worriedly, not knowing what was going on with her.

After thinking about it, he handed over a note.

"Ignore them."

Shen Pianran took a look and took out a pen from the drawer. "I don't care, but if you comfort me, I'm very happy, LOVE."

Passed the note over again, "People are bored now, and boredom breeds shamelessness."

"I don't have time to meddle in their business, I have two eyes to see that you are no longer free."

"You naughty rascal."

"Then you still like it?"

"I just like you, the whole world likes you alone."

Shen Pianran smiled brightly, and put her lips on that sentence, there was a lip mark.

"I agree with you."

The two people's notes came and went, which was not interesting. As for the people behind them, they had already become a mosaic, the background board.

Let them be bitter and mean, at least the spittle of cursing will fall and smear their faces.

she's fine.

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The author has something to say: Trapped in a small dark room, I have been thinking about what to do for readers. In this stressful society, I hope I can send warm and relaxing words. When everyone feels confused, I can send The words of enlightenment can send out words of encouragement when everyone is discouraged... everything serves the spiritual needs of readers!come on!