When Mermaid Raising Dragons

Because the ingredients in the kitchen were limited and it was already late, the wild wolf simply made some dinner.Anyway, Asmodeus is not a vegetarian, he just needs to make enough meat.

The wild wolf found more than a dozen chickens that had been cleaned from the large basin at the bottom of the kitchen cabinet.The meat is still very fresh, it is estimated that it has just been slaughtered not too long ago, and it has also been preliminarily cured with salt and pepper.So he took it out and only needed to do a little processing, then he could put it directly on the fire and roast it.Because the salty taste is enough, there is no need to add other extra actions, so he only needs to turn the side every 15 minutes, and then brush honey on the surface of the chicken skin.

Oil mixed with sweet honey dripped on the charcoal wood together, making a sizzling sound.A group of large and small animals gathered around the grill, squatting on the ground, looking up at the grilled chicken, while swallowing their saliva non-stop.

On the other hand, while waiting for the roast chicken, the wild wolf made some pan-fried beef patties.First, he added an appropriate amount of onion, ginger, and salt to the minced beef, and seasoned it with a little cinnamon powder and cloves. He spread a layer of butter on the heated pan, and then put the beef patties on to fry.Pour some red wine to taste when cooking, and you're done.

Asmodeus hung upside down with his feet hooked on the beams of the house, eagerly waiting for the dish.As a result, as soon as the wine was put into the pot, the fire exploded violently, and the smell of meat wrapped in it rushed straight up.That smell... Asmodeus was so tempted that his whole body went limp, and he almost fell from a high place with his feet unhooked.

The wild wolf shoveled the fried beef patties that were browned on both sides out of the pan, and was taking it out with a plate, but as soon as he turned around, he was snatched away by two hands from above his head.

Asmodeus was drooling and couldn't wait any longer. After grabbing the food, he squeezed a piece of beef patty and stuffed it into his mouth regardless of whether it was hot or not.After just one bite, he was so moved that he burst into tears: "Sajia's life...is complete..."

The wild wolf looked up at the imageless Asmodeus who was squatting on the beam to eat. He couldn't help being funny and annoyed, and pointed to the floor with his finger: "Get down for me."

"Go ahead, but only after I finish eating." Asmodeus finished the food on the plate, held the plate with his teeth, and held the log under his feet with both hands, blocking a swing. Jumped from a high altitude and landed firmly on the ground, just beside the wild wolf.

Asmodeus smiled triumphantly at the wolf.

The wolf reached for the plate in his mouth, Asmodeus opened his mouth obediently, and the wolf turned around and took the plate to clean it.

Asmodeus repeated like chanting sutras behind him: "One more, one more, one more..."

After a while, the wild wolf put the washed dishes on the table, turned around and bumped into Asmodeus. Asmodeus kept saying "one more dish", the wild wolf couldn't help but turned over. He rolled his eyes: "You never finished, isn't there roast chicken over there?"

Asmodeus spread his hands: "It's gone."

The wild wolf was surprised: "It's finished? It's impossible. It's only been roasted for half an hour, and the chicken is still not cooked yet."

"They don't care if it's cooked or not, they just eat it raw. For these guys, being able to wait for half an hour is already an extremely rare thing."

The wild wolf walked over to take a look, and they all limp on the ground with satisfied faces.The grill behind him was empty, and all the grilled chickens disappeared, leaving a pile of white chicken bones on the ground.

The little white dove Hanpa, who was finally remembered by everyone and released, lazily leaned against a stone, patted his ball-like belly with his wings, raised his head and said to the wild wolf: "Originally, sir, I am Very angry. I am an ancient demigod, and I am ranked 38th in the famous "Book of Roger Eyre". You are a mere human, and you dare to lock me in a kettle ...that's big disrespect, you know, that's big, big, hiccup..."

He burped, looking as if he was about to spit out his stomach, quickly covered the bird's beak with his wings, and continued after a while: "But for the sake of this meal, I just..." He endured I couldn't help belching again, "I'll forgive you for being disrespectful. As long as you make a roast chicken like today's every now and then, that's fine."

The demigods beside them nodded desperately.

"Yeah yeah, like Hampa said, every now and then. It's so damn good, I ate all the chicken bones."

"Me too. But it's too long every now and then. It's best to do it once a day."

"How many times a day? This should be discussed in advance. Like me, as long as there is food, I can eat more than ten meals a day, but Walliver is very lazy, it seems that I only eat one meal a day?"

“………I………… feel………………………………………………………………………………………………'

"Shut up, Bouchon, it will be dawn when you finish speaking. Why don't you vote. I propose five times a day."

"It's too little."

"Too many."

……

The corner of the wolf's mouth twitched and stood in a safe place far away, watching the demigods chatter non-stop about how many times a day they cooked.If it weren't for the fact that they couldn't move, I'm afraid they would have rolled up their sleeves and started fighting by now.

The wolf asked Asmodeus next to him: "Seriously, I really don't understand why you want to revive them."

Asmodeus sighed with regret: "Hey... I didn't think about these issues at all at the time, I suddenly remembered the resurrected magic circle map, and then I did it directly. If I knew that this group of guys were resurrected... "

"You mean, you didn't know how to resurrect before, and then you suddenly remembered?" Wild Wolf frowned thoughtfully.

Asmodeus was calm on the surface, but shocked inside.Oops, it's too bad, you don't want to say that the slip of the tongue made him suspicious, right?

Fortunately, the wild wolf took the initiative to find a reasonable explanation for him: "Could it be because of memory inheritance again... This is really a troublesome thing."

"Yeah, yes, inheritance of memory, inheritance of memory. Yu--the demon god has nothing to do with me, I am really innocent." Asmodeus quickly echoed, sweating in his heart.I was so scared to death that I almost gave up.

Wild Wolf: "Then do you know what the "Book of Roger Eyre" that Hanpa mentioned just now is?"

Of course he knew that.Asmodeus couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "A super boring book compiled by a guy named King Solomon."

"King Solomon?"

"Yes. Ah, that guy is annoying. He is a super gossip, and he especially watches other people fight. We can often see him when we are fighting. That guy likes to pick a leaf on his head as a disguise, and then hug Ben The album is squatting in the trench, peeping and drawing wildly."

"What happened to the ranking that Hanpa said just now?"

"It's also a boring thing he made. He ranked the demon god's subordinates according to their abilities, selected 72 demigods, and compiled their life stories, abilities, specialties, appearances, etc. into one book."

"It sounds interesting. Do you know where I can find this book?"

"No way! Do you want to read it? Uh...you don't want it. The content in it is not accurate at all, and he made up a lot of it. He sent us a lot of copies at that time. Guess what happened?"

Before the wild wolf answered, Asmodeus couldn't help laughing: "We used them all as toilet paper. Mapa also thought his paper was too rough and hurt his delicate bird's butt. Haha Haha. In short, this book is very boring, so you better not read it. I’m hungry, so please fry another plate of this delicious meatloaf for me.”

The wild wolf gave Asmodeus a sideways look, and Asmodeus quickly smiled at him flatteringly, and at the same time his stomach growled very forcefully.

The wild wolf rolled his eyes, turned back to the kitchen, and put the rest of the meatloaf into the pot.Asmodeus pushed aside everything on the stove next door, and sat down on the counter to watch the wolf croquette.

The wild wolf didn't look at him, and concentrated on throwing pieces of meatloaf into the frying pan.Asmodeus swallowed Xiang Xiang's saliva, and couldn't help but said, "Actually, it doesn't need to be so troublesome. You can just feed me raw meat."

The wild wolf didn't take his eyes off the pot, and cursed: "Dirty bucket."

Asmodeus responded with a smile: "Yes!"

The wild wolf couldn't help being stunned, completely unaware that Asmodeus had the cheek to admit it.

The wild wolf turned his head and gave Asmodeus a hard look.Asmodeus felt strange: "I'm not even angry, why are you angry?"

The wild wolf looked away, ignored him without explaining, shook the pan, and then shook it vigorously.

The meatloaf flipped in mid-air, and when it was about to fall, a black shadow flashed, and the two meatloaf disappeared.

The wild wolf turned his head, speechless.I saw Asmodeus raised his head, his mouth was wide open, and he was holding two pieces of meatloaf in his hand and was about to stuff it into his mouth.

"When you're in dragon form, I don't care how you want to drink blood. But at least..." The wild wolf patted Asmodeus' hand hard, and Asmodeus let go of his hand in pain, the wild wolf caught it with a plate Those two pieces of meat, "But at least when you are in human form, let me do things according to the rules of human beings."

Asmodeus looked at the wolf with a displeased face, and the wolf dumped the plate, allowing the two meatloaf to be poured back into the pot: "Rule one, don't eat uncooked food, or you will get sick. "

Asmodeus retorted loudly: "Why? Why! I'm not a human being, so why should I abide by the human rules. Besides, it doesn't matter if I'm familiar with you or not. Anyway, I won't get sick. "

The wild wolf snorted coldly: "Yes, not only will you not get sick, you will not die. Let me ask you, this time you were only hit by the sword, so next time, are you going to insert yourself into a hedgehog?" playing?"

warm?Why are you still struggling with the matter of being hit by the sword?

Asmodeus leaned over to carefully observe the wolf's expression.The wild wolf let him look at him with a paralyzed face, but Asmodeus couldn't help shivering, knowing that the wolf's previous anger hadn't subsided, so he quickly shut up obediently, not daring to make the wolf angry again .

silence.

silence.

Still silent.

The wild wolf poked at the softness of the patty and turned one side.But Asmodeus let Shen Mo make him feel uncomfortable, and obviously decided not to provoke him anymore, he couldn't help but still take the initiative to die: "I'm sorry, am I wrong?" He stretched his face in front of the wild wolf.

The wild wolf stretched out his hand and pushed away the big face in front of him, and said coldly, "What's wrong?"

Asmodeus: "..." I don't know what's wrong.No, there should be too many mistakes, so I don't know what you are angry about.

Asmodeus tentatively said, "Is it my fault that I didn't wait for the food to be cooked before eating?"

The wild wolf was noncommittal, and put all the patties in the pan on the plate.

Asmodeus was drooling and ready to pick it up, but the wild wolf took a step back with the plate, looked at him expressionlessly and said, "There are more."

Asmodeus: "..." He sucked in his saliva with green eyes, "Also, I'm going to be so hungry, if you don't give me something to eat, I'll jump over and eat you too .”

The wild wolf raised an eyebrow: "If you have the guts, just pounce on it." At the same time, he straightened his right hand holding the plate, as if Asmodeus would throw the food away if he dared to pounce on it.

Actually... Even if it fell to the ground, Asmodeus wouldn't care.In the chaotic era when food was scarce, he was so hungry that he rummaged through corpses on the battlefield to eat.It's just a little dust on the ground, it's considered wool.

But even though he thought so in his heart, Asmodeus still coaxed obediently: "I have no seed. I don't rush." ​​He said, "Why don't you give me a hint and tell me where I went wrong?"

This bastard made too many mistakes, and the wild wolf couldn't remember it for a while. He was stunned for a while, but the plate was empty, and Asmodeus actually grabbed the meat with his bare hands and ate it.

Wild Wolf: "..." Why did humans invent knives and forks?No matter how barbaric you are, why don't you just become a primitive man?

Asmodeus ate a mouthful of oil, chewing loudly, his eyes were bent into slits when he laughed, and he was so happy that he was about to faint.

This expression is the greatest affirmation to the chef.The wild wolf was stunned for a moment, and originally wanted to talk about his eating etiquette, but seeing his virtue...forget it, let's do it next time.

Wolf turned to wash his hands.

When washing, I don't know if he was too hard or something, but he actually pulled a layer of skin off his wrist.

The wild wolf pinched the circle of skin upwards, looked at the light under his eyelids, swayed back and forth, and pinched it again in the palm of his hand.Soft and dull, yes, it was his skin.

I'm not a snake, why did I suddenly shed my skin for no reason?

Moreover, it was such a big piece, with a large improper area, and it was very neatly removed. The whole circle of skin was easily rubbed off without even breaking in the middle.

The wild wolf raised his right hand and looked back and forth.

The wrist seemed to be wearing a pink bracelet about six centimeters wide. The pink and tender new skin was different in color from the front and back.

There was neither pain nor itching, no bleeding, and no discomfort. He just washed off a layer of skin casually.

This is... too weird, right?

Immediately afterwards, the wild wolf discovered an even more strange thing: as he rotated his wrist, the part that had just shed its skin reflected a silvery cold light slightly under the candlelight.And when he put his hand under the eyelids to observe again, he was shocked to find fine... scales.

It's like... fish scales.

My right hand has a circle of fish scales...

The wild wolf stared at his wrist in a daze. The thing was too unimaginable, and there was no sign of what happened. He didn't know how to understand it.

"It's all finished, and I licked the plate clean. It's absolutely delicious. Boss, have another plate ~ another plate!" Asmodeus yelled behind him, and after a while he found that the wild wolf didn't even eat it. Take care of yourself, not only that, but he also stood with his head down by the sink like a wooden man, confused, "What's wrong with you? Wild wolf. Hey! Wild wolf! What happened?"

Asmodeus walked behind the wild wolf, and was about to pat him on the shoulder, but the wolf turned around abruptly, and Asmodeus made him take a step back in fright: "Wow! What's wrong!? ".

The wild wolf came back to his senses, shook his head with an uneasy expression, and said to Asmodeus, "It's nothing." Even his voice was a little weird.

Asmodeus glanced at the sink behind him, then looked back at the wolf, and asked suspiciously: "Suddenly...what happened? What are you holding in your hand, why did you stuff it in your pocket? Did this thing scare you, take it out and let me see, don't hide it..."

As he spoke, Asmodeus was about to put his hand into the pocket of the wild wolf's trousers. The wolf hurriedly sideways to avoid it, stuffed the molted skin into the trousers, and at the same time pushed Asmodeus away with his left hand. He said angrily: "What are you looking at! There is nothing to see. It's you, have you solved your problem?"

"What's my question?" Asmodeus made him confused.

Ye Lang's right hand was stuffed deeply into his trouser pocket, and his sleeve blocked it, preventing him from discovering the abnormality. "It's the ones outside. What are you going to do with them? You can't let them follow us all the time, right?"

Uh... In fact, this was exactly Asmodeus' plan. He didn't expect the wild wolf to say it outright, and he couldn't help but rubbed the back of his head embarrassingly: "Can't you? They don't eat much anyway, uh, no, mine The awareness is that they will look for food by themselves, you don’t have to worry about them at all, let them follow, it seems that there is no problem.”

"How can there be no problem!" Wild Wolf raised his eyebrows and said coldly, "Their purpose is to want you to continue to be their leader. They hope that you can continue the plan of the era of chaos, take revenge first, and attack the God of Light. Then regain the position of the true god. I should be right."

Asmodeus didn't expect the wolf to see it so clearly, the contact between the two parties didn't last more than one night at all, and even this old point was discovered by the wolf, he couldn't help sweating on his forehead, and tried to dissuade The suspicion of the wild wolf: "Yeah, not necessarily. Well, it's been three to four thousand years, and they just haven't turned their heads for a while..."

"Then we have no obligation to take them in. A bunch of lazy people who just eat and don't work. They are useless at all. Why are you here?"

"Uh... that... It's not completely useless, you see how cute they are, and I feel happy when I look at them. Anyway, they don't take up space, so just follow them. You just treat them as, as, uh, Treat it as that..." Asmodeus thought about it, not knowing how to persuade the wolf, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and slapped his hands fiercely and shouted, "Oh! Treat them as food reserves!"

"Reserve food..." The wild wolf looked at him with twitching corners of his mouth.Fortunately, you can say it out loud. Although you are the most frustrated demon god in history, you are their boss anyway.You didn't say anything about using your little brother as a food reserve without any psychological pressure. You have a thick skin, which is really okay.

However, when you go out on a mission, do you follow a team of food reserves?

In the wild wolf's mind, the starving mercenary companions in the desert, and himself sitting on the ground barbecue, with a long line of plucked chickens behind him, jumping into the fire pit.

Stockpiles seem to be good too.

Asmodeus looked at him expectantly: "Yes, yes, look at how strong they are eating one or two. If there is no food for missions in the future, you can use them as food reserves. There is always more food The better, isn't it? Let's take them in. Okay, okay, let's decide."

The wild wolf looked at him amusedly and angrily, and Asmodeus looked at him with shining eyes that almost turned into water drops.

After a long time, the wolf nodded: "Let's do this for now."

Asmodeus let out a cheer, and hugged the wolf excitedly.The wild wolf surprised him, and then stretched out his hand to push him angrily: "Can you stop being surprised all the time."

"I don't care, I'm happy!" Asmodeus hugged him and twirled wildly, "You can't change your mind if you agree, and they will follow us from now on~~"

The wild wolf was infected by his happiness, and a look of happiness appeared in his eyes, and he complained in his mouth: "Is there too much energy to use up, can you calm down for a while?"

Asmodeus hugged him happily and didn't stop at all, turning around and going to the hall, wanting to show off to his companions.The wild wolf made him dizzy, and couldn't help but say, "You, stop."

Unexpectedly, Asmodeus actually stopped.

The wild wolf lowered his head in confusion: "What's the matter, why are you looking at me with this expression. I promised to let them serve as food reserves, but I didn't say that I'm going to eat them now. Why are you so afraid?"

"Wild, wild, wild wolf, you, your nose," Asmodeus couldn't speak clearly, looking at him in horror.

The wild wolf was dazed, and reached out his hand to flick his forehead, but just as he stretched out his hand, he was shocked to see that a drop of blood suddenly dripped from Asmodeus' forehead.

what happened?

Confused, the wolf reached out to wipe the drop of blood, only to see a second, a third, and more flow to Asmodeus' forehead.

Where is the bleeding?

The wild wolf reached out and touched his nose.

It's all wet.

The wild wolf stared at his fingers in astonishment.what happened?

Asmodeus' frightened face shook before his eyes, the flat floor seemed to be arched like waves, and everything around him began to twist... What's going on?

The wild wolf shook his head vigorously, feeling a little dizzy, and his vision became more and more blurred...

Asmodeus' voice came from far away.

he is screaming?

Shut up.Do you wake up all the other lodgers first?

The wild wolf threw his head back and passed out.