When Mermaid Raising Dragons

Chapter 112 Who Is The Big Idiot

In fact, what the two of them thought and said was completely different.But they are all too smart, so smart that they automatically explain everything that doesn't make sense.

Resistance and denial are the instinctive reactions of wild wolves.Under the shock of his mind, his eyes shook violently, and he retreated unconsciously. Although he didn't say a word, his body language was clearly screaming "no".

Asmodeus stared at him silently for a long time, all the complex emotions in his eyes were finally swallowed up by sorrow.

There was a deep sigh in my heart.He knew that his silence this time might mean a lifetime of deception.But in the face of such a wild wolf, how can he speak.

I hope you are happy.This sentence is not just lip service, you have no idea how much I long for the smile on your face.Thousands of years of torture have made me lose the ability to obtain true happiness, only your happiness can be contagious to the bottom of my heart.So for your smile, even if you spend your whole life, you are willing to do it.

Sad to the extreme, instead, a clump of flames was born in the darkness, and it burned quickly and flourished. Asmodeus' eyes became firm.

The momentary emotion made him almost make a mistake that he shouldn't have made, but luckily, he knew the wild wolf well.He knows what it takes to get things back to normal.

In the dead silence, only heard "Aha!", Asmodeus suddenly pointed at the wolf's nose and shouted, "You fool, you really got tricked by me!" A mischievous expression appeared on his face. The expression of success.

Was, cheated?What does it mean?The wild wolf who was struggling with himself suddenly raised his head from his memories, his eyes were full of bewilderment.what are you talking about?

"Who did you call an idiot?" Asmodeus put his hand on his right ear, and approached the wild wolf meanly, "Ah? Who is it?" Shouted with a surprised expression, "What!? It's me? You call me an idiot?" Asmodeus stared at the wolf in disbelief and said, "You call me an idiot!?"

"You can fall for such a simple scam, which means you are even more stupid than me! So how could I be an idiot!?" Asmodeus pointed at the wild wolf angrily and said, "The relationship between the two of us Now, obviously you are the most idiotic person!!!"

White, idiot?scam?The wild wolf looked at Asmodeus stupidly, and heard the other person's words, but his brain couldn't process the information slowly.

Asmodeus wanted to put on a sullen face, but within a second of meeting his gaze, he failed, and burst into laughter: "Hahahaha, my God, it's so funny, hahahaha, look at your expression …Do you know what expression you have now? I just don’t know how to describe it in words. Anyway, it’s really wonderful, my wife is so fucking wonderful! I’m really looking for a brush to paint it, this is definitely a lifetime Memorial, hahahaha..."

Asmodeus laughed for at least 5 minutes, but the wild wolf still looked at him blankly without reacting.However, the violently shaking eyeballs have stabilized, and the gloomy eyes have gradually become dazzling.Although he still looked a little dazed, his expression was much more energetic than before.His brain had restarted from the shock state and was functioning rapidly.Things seem to be different from what I imagined... Maybe it's not as bad as I thought...

"Hahahaha, I really want to put a mirror in front of you so that you can take a good look at it and see who is the idiot between us." Asmodeus made a childish face at the wild wolf and said arrogantly, "How about it? You must be fooled by my wonderful performance. Hmph! Why do you always call me stupid! Let me tell you, I am the number one smart person in the world, and I am not stupid. Today is just a small trial , I’ll let you off for now, but it won’t be so simple in the future. How about it, are you really angry now, hahaha.”

Asmodeus' words made the wild wolf calm down, and then a strong sense of absurdity emerged in his heart.Me, what happened to me just now?To think that Asmodeus likes me! ?How can this be! ! !Nick was just drunk and talking nonsense that time, and I actually believed him.God, I'm so sensitive, so self-indulgent.Asmodeus is right, I am a fool indeed.

Asmodeus took a few deep breaths, and finally calmed down, but just caught a glimpse of the wild wolf, and couldn't help but burst into laughter again: "Hahahahaha... Oh my god, I'm about to die with your expression. "He held his sore stomach and said, "Please forgive me, I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe. God, your expression is so funny."

The wild wolf who has come to his senses: "..."

If there is a mirror, the wolf would really like to take a picture.But instead of taking a picture of himself, let Asmodeus take a picture to see how stupid he is now.Tsk.Isn't it just a simple prank, is it worth being so arrogant?boring.

Although I also think that I am a fool, this is just thinking in my heart after all. If it becomes reality and someone points at his nose and laughs wildly... Nima, this kid is itchy and needs to be beaten!

It's a pity that Asmodeus is not a roundworm in the wolf's stomach. He didn't know that the limited patience of the wolf had begun to run out, and he continued to provoke: "Why do you call me a fool? I might as well tell you, in fact I have already inherited the memory of the Dragon Clan. What is a knowledgeable grand scholar, I am much better than him, but I am a man with a library in his head! No, not one library, but ten, One hundred, one thousand... Tens of thousands of years of knowledge are automatically stored in Lao Tzu's mind. Do you have a library in your head? No, so I am the smartest one, okay, do you know……"

A ferocious blue vein popped up on the wolf's forehead.Of course, he didn't burst out immediately, but repeated in his heart repeatedly: be patient, be patient.

Asmodeus has now passed his infancy and is entering the tricky secondary stage of rebellion.That's why he would provoke the elders, make trouble for no reason, and even suddenly play pranks for no reason.Although I have no blood relationship with him, I picked him up and raised him anyway.Although he is indeed a disgusting idiot, as his current caregiver, I should be calm and calm with a tolerant and understanding heart...

Finally, after going through a series of long self-persuasion processes, the wild wolf forcibly condensed the roaring lion's roar into two words.Gritting two words:

"To shut up."

Unfortunately, it was completely ignored by Asmodeus.

"I am the Dragon Clan, and the Dragon Clan has memory inheritance! I don't have to study hard like you, these memories appear suddenly. And it's super easy, just 'snap', just like this."Asmodeus snapped his fingers, "I suddenly know how to speak Common Tongue."

"Then 'snap' again," he snapped his fingers again, "Not only do I know how to use the power of fire, but I also know how to strengthen water magic. 'Papa papa'" He snapped his fingers three times in a row , "Now, I know everything. It's that simple. How about it, amazing, envious, who is the most idiotic person now!?"

"Speak! Between the two of us, who is the idiot!?" Asmodeus had an arrogant expression and an arrogant attitude. He stepped on the table and pointed at the wolf's nose condescendingly to provoke.

As the saying goes, there is no need to bear it anymore.Hearing a sneer, the temperature instantly dropped to zero, as if a terrifying black mist rose from behind the wild wolf.The noise came to an abrupt end, and Asmodeus swallowed cautiously, like a duck whose throat was suddenly caught, raised his neck and looked up at the black mist that climbed to the ceiling, and couldn't help but thump in his heart... Ahh, it seems Accidentally overacted.

Immediately after the next second, a male palm suddenly fell from the sky. Before he could make a sound, Asmodeus was slapped and sent flying horizontally. First, he spun 360 degrees in the air and hit the opposite wall hard. Then it rebounded upwards, and after a 720-degree difficult rotation in the air, it hit the ceiling heavily on the top of the head and then went downward due to the acceleration of gravity. After rotating 1440 degrees in the air, biaji landed hard, and finally fell head-down and fell into a The floor was completely motionless.

A series of dizzying and extremely difficult moves in the air lasted no more than ten seconds.

Go to your sister's rebellious period!

Fuck your mother's memory inheritance!

Fuck you Asmodeus!

Falk squid! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Facing the corpse of Asmodeus, the wild wolf gracefully patted the unnecessary ashes on its hands, then raised its chin haughtily like a winning rooster.

How dare you discuss IQ issues with me, remember my answer this time.At an extremely slow speed, the wild wolf slowly ran over Asmodeus' body with its feet, entered the data area on the right side of the archive room, and began to search.

This debate about "who is the idiot" ended with the absolute victory of the wild wolf and the complete defeat of Asmodeus.As the saying goes... If you die by yourself, you will definitely die.Student Asmodeus, why don't you go on the Sunshine Avenue, and you want to fight to be a dead little expert.

In any case, a potential turmoil was exposed so absurdly.Poor Asmodeus was buried in the deep pit from sunset to moonset, but in the end, he didn't even get a glimpse out of the corner of the wild wolf's eye. It was a big loss.In the end, he groaned with hunger and couldn't continue pretending, so he had to crawl out of the pit.

The wild wolf was flipping through the materials in his hand with a serious expression behind the bookshelf on the innermost floor.His reading speed was astonishing, he was able to read all of the almost hopeless sea of ​​books in such a short time without dropping a single one.It's a pity that he has not been able to find any clues about his mother Ive as expected, and he is anxious and disappointed.Now there is only the last row of materials left, so he slowed down his browsing speed, his eyes scanned word by word, not letting go of any clues.

Asmodeus didn't know how much the wild wolf's anger had dissipated. He walked over slowly, his eyes swayed from left to right, then from right to left, and finally swayed like a little daughter-in-law, while expectantly. Gazing at the wolf...and being flamboyantly ignored.

Asmodeus didn't have the guts to ask aloud, but he was unwilling to be ignored all the time, so he coughed lightly.The silence was broken in an instant, the dust floating in the air shook violently, and a disaster no less than a sandstorm happened... After that, the wild wolf didn't even get a look.

Asmodeus: "... Cough! Cough! Cough! Cough! Cough! Cough! Cough! Cough!".

The wild wolf avoided the hard-hit area overflowing with saliva, and continued to look in another direction.

Asmodeus suffered from a fatal illness, like a child in the world who does not get the attention of his parents, he began to make all kinds of noises, walked around and finally floated around like a ghost, except He didn't yell at the wolf's ears, he tried all other moves.It's a pity that all the tricks are stupid.

The wild wolf's concentration is amazing, it is capable of turning a blind eye, and always maintains a high concentration of attention, as if the only thing left in the world is the book in hand.

Finally, Asmodeus had no choice but to squat down in frustration, like a large dog that has done something wrong, and hang his head in despair... for half a second.

Then, he stretched out two paws, carefully pressed on the edge of the document, and then pressed down hard.The information that was originally in sight of the wild wolf became the face of Asmodeus.

The wolf's face was so cold that it almost froze.

Asmodeus quickly showed his big watery eyes, with the words "I was wrong" written on the left eye, and "I beg forgiveness" written on the right eye.Every inch of the skin on the face is developed super-level, fully expressing the intention of begging for mercy and feeding.

The two looked at each other, and half a minute later, the wild wolf slowly stretched out his right hand.

Asmodeus' eyes lit up instantly.

Then the right hand landed on his head, but before Asmodeus could show a triumphant smile, the fingers suddenly closed, clamping his temple tightly like iron tongs.

The wild wolf slammed aside forcefully, and the annoying large dog flew out in a parabola.

Huh... the world is finally clean now.

Asmodeus: "..."

Asmodeus crawled out of the pile of books in a panic.He bumped into the bookshelf just now, and the cartons that had been piled up for decades fell down, and the thick cowhide books inside were poured out, hitting him on the head with a bang, and Asmodeus didn't even want to go How many packages are there on the count head.The musty smell that has been deposited and fermented for decades... Evil...

Asmodeus pinched his nose with one hand and supported the cabinet with the other as he just stood up when a dangling book on the shelf lost his balance and slammed on his head.Hearing a heavy bang, Asmodeus' neck was thrown to the side by the book, and his whole body instantly stiffened, completely turning into a wooden man.That picture can't be too beautiful...

Hold!Is there anyone more unlucky than me in this world! ?Asmodeus scolded Chacha in his heart, although he vomited to death, but he also knew very well that it was useless to argue with some books that didn't feel.So he had no choice but to throw the book away, raised his head inadvertently, and was shocked to find that the wild wolf was looking at him and smiling! ! !

In the dark and cold room, the cold boy laughed.At this moment, he was purely happy because of the interesting scene he came across inadvertently.He withdrew all the sharp thorns that were repelling thousands of miles away, let go of his body's defenses, his eyes happily bent into a crescent shape, and a warm orange light shone deep in his pupils.

Asmodeus looked at the wild wolf who couldn't help laughing in a daze, his heart was beating so fast that he was going crazy.Although he knew that it was just the shadow of the oil lamp, but in the thick darkness, it gave people the illusion of seeing salvation.He felt that death was worthwhile at this moment.

Of course, from the perspective of the wild wolf, he turned his head purely because the sound of crackling books falling next to him was too annoying, and he turned his head to warn Asmodeus.He definitely didn't turn his head because he was worried, and it wasn't because of Asmodeus' "Ouch, oh, shit! There's no end! Ouch, it hurts".

As for the smile on the corner of his mouth... the wild wolf didn't even notice it, so how could he give an explanation.

God, Asmodeus would give anything to keep time standing still for this moment.It's a pity that after the wild wolf met Asmodeus' gaze, the upturned mouth corners unconsciously stepped down, and instantly turned into a very disgusting "give me a mellow roll".

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