What kind of experience is it like to be reincarnated as a god judge?[Comprehensive]

It is not a pleasant thing to be woken up suddenly in the middle of the night, and the usual good routine was disrupted, Akashi couldn't help frowning, and then turned on the phone.But when he saw that it was someone he hadn't contacted for a long time, he froze for a while before connecting the phone.

The voice on the other end of the phone was very noisy, the sound of fabric friction and the sound of heavy objects hitting were mixed together.

"Apple?" Akashi asked.

"Hmm..." Picking up the phone from the ground, Apple put it to the ear slowly, exhaled slowly, the pronunciation is very vague, if you don't listen carefully, you really can't understand the meaning "Finally took Steady."

Noticing the abnormality of the girl, Akashi had a guess: "Have you been drinking?"

"I just drank two glasses of fruit wine, hiccup! And a glass of boiled water..." From the tone of Apple's tone, it could be heard that Apple was very confused, and it took a while before he muttered, "But after drinking that boiled water, my mouth feels so bitter, I guess It's broken."

"Where are you now?" It seemed that he was not very satisfied with the drunken state of the girl, Akashi's eyebrows had never been loosened from the beginning.

Apple, whose head was already mushy, answered very slowly, and it took a long time to reply intermittently: "Where...in the room, why am I in the room, I haven't finished eating the red bean rice yet."

I can't even remember the person who sent her back.

Almost thinking, Akashi sighed: "Why did you eat red bean rice today?"

"Because I got rid of them!" Regarding this matter, Apple remembered it very clearly, and he smirked for a while before continuing to talk to Akashi, "I am free now, so happy hehehe."

Thinking of the news he received, Akashi also hooked the corners of his lips: "Well, I am very happy."

He knows how much Apple hates this family, so he can understand the situation now.

When it comes to this, Apple's chatterbox is completely opened: "In the future, I don't have to participate in any bad occasions, and my mother's ashes are back. Now as long as I work hard and save money, I can save my wife... "

Amused by the girl's Hongyuan, Akashi asked again: "What are you saving?"

"My wife!" Apple seemed very dissatisfied with Akashi's question, and emphasized again and again, "I tell you, the person I want to marry is not easy to marry. It's fine if you say you have a good-looking face. Why do you still have money at home?" Well, it's really unfair... Oh, by the way, it's still very boring, holding back, if I hadn't been responsible, I would have run away."

At the end, Apple did not forget to emphasize: "Wow, I feel so in love."

This is the only one who puts gold on his face after being drunk.

"What do you think he's hiding from you?"

"Her? Oh, God knows how much I've been lied to." As soon as I talked about this Apple, I felt very resentful. Shrewd but basic judgment is still there, now I am guessing every day, why bother to...break up! If you don't break up, save it for the New Year!"

The more alcoholic Apple talks, the more it feels that it has met a scumbag.

But for some reason, as soon as she said those words, she inexplicably felt the voice on the other end of the phone turn cold.

"You repeat it again."

"There's nothing to repeat, scum and scum are indistinguishable." Without feeling the slightest sense of crisis, Apple turned over and rolled into the bed, rubbing her cheek against the soft quilt, and yawned, as if thinking of it again What, he emphasized, "You can't be recording, ha--my wife is very smart! Otherwise, I would have left with her without knowing it!"

Akashi: "..."

He shouldn't be trying to have a serious conversation with a drunk.

Apple, who didn't get a response, didn't care too much. After muttering for a long time, his voice gradually became quieter.

Suddenly, the two sides of the phone could only hear each other's shallow breathing.

Just when Akashi thought that Apple was asleep, the girl's slight whisper came to his ears.

"You said that after my household registration has been moved out, will it not bring any burden to my family in the future?"

The next morning, Apple finally understood what regret is, and finally what hangover is.

His body was limp and weak, the clothes he wore yesterday were still on his body, and there was still the smell of alcohol.Only after regaining consciousness a little, the pain swept over, and it was still a dull throbbing pain. Although it was not unbearable, the continuous, seemingly endless pain was even more uncomfortable.

Didn't you only drink fruit wine yesterday? Why did the stamina become so strong?

Apple felt that what he was drinking might not be fruit wine, but more like vodka.

I don't know how much time has passed, but when I turned my head to look for the phone, the soreness from my neck immediately ambushed me, causing Apple to turn my head straight again.

However, she also found the mobile phone next to her neck, picked it up and looked at it a few times, but found that the screen was already in a black state.

"I always feel that something terrible has happened." Rubbing his head, he propped his hands on the bed to stand up, and at this time, the door was knocked twice, and then someone opened it.

As one of the witnesses who witnessed Apple falling on its head yesterday, Luan was silent for a few seconds after seeing Apple, and finally sneered without hesitation: "Master has a round face today... so cute."

apple:"……"

According to their family's ten-meter-thick filter, she probably understood something.

"I didn't expect that what I usually drink is so stimulating." Apple muttered with his index finger against his temple, "You guys are amazing too. Is it vodka?"

In order to correct the image, Luan weakly said: "That cup is specially made."

So it was just a matter of her bad luck, and she got tricked in a daze.

Seeing that the corners of Apple's mouth were twitching violently, he remedied it in a flurry of voices: "Guangzhong specially made hangover soup, you can try it, it tastes good."

"Okay." Apple nodded, and turned his head with his hands on his neck, "But I'll go wash it first."

She thinks she smells like a garbage dump.

"Go, go, don't faint in it." Looking at the apple from top to bottom, scanning the crumpled clothes, he couldn't help laughing, "When Guangzhong sent you back last night, I was worried that you wouldn't I changed my pajamas, but I didn’t change at all.”

"Hey, I lost my memory last night when I was drinking vodka..." Apple shook his head, and said solemnly, "You can't force a drunk to do something."

Recalling the appearance of everyone at the end of the banquet, Luan nodded sympathetically, "It's okay to be drunk, everything is fine except for the mobile phone."

"Me?" Apple thought about it, "I'm so obsessed with my phone, but it's out of battery this morning."

"Then guess what you did last night." Bending down picked up the quilt on the ground, and smoothly fished out the pajamas wrapped in it and handed it to her, "Let's have a good rest today."

Nodding his head, Apple took his mobile phone to the socket tray with a swift attitude that didn't fit a hangover, and said in his mouth, "Don't ask me to sell a house as soon as I turn it on later."

"Don't worry." Luan folded his clothes and put them aside, turned his head to prepare Apple's breakfast, but when he opened the door, he still teased, "Maybe there are two buildings."

"Then I will drag you to buy a lottery ticket." With a smile, Apple waited patiently for the phone to turn on.

As time passed, the arc of Apple's mouth gradually became straighter, and his gaze became more and more dull.

Oh, she didn't sell the house, but she was facing even more terrible events.

Who can tell her what the duration of the call is? It was only hung up at four o'clock in the morning. Wait, it's more likely that the phone is out of battery.

Rubbing his temples, Apple pinched the flesh on his cheek again.

Hahaha, I don't feel any pain at all, I must be dreaming.

Apple heaved a sigh of relief, and pinched it again as if celebrating... Then she was made to cry stupidly by herself.

It's not that it doesn't hurt, it's just that I was too nervous just now to cover up the pain.

I didn't care about anything anymore, and called up the dialog box, but Apple couldn't send a word for a long time.

Well, it hasn't been used for a long time, she has forgotten to type like this... no wonder.

After exiting the chat box, she involuntarily shifted her gaze to the chat box with Sakura and Wuyue, and then scrolled down to Heizi, Nozaki, Kise... She fell into a brief silence.

It's just because of a fight, if not because of her scum or something, really.

There was a battle between heaven and man in my heart, and after hesitating again and again, Apple finally typed out a line.

Apple: [Well, I was drunk last night, so I probably didn't say anything dangerous, hahaha. 】

After staring at the phone for a long time, the other party slowly sent a piece of audio.

He clicked it stiffly, and moved the phone to his ear.

The female voice is very vague and a bit intermittent, but even so, the content of the words can be heard clearly.

"Let me tell you, Chi Hua is just a little bit good-looking... There is no good-looking young lady. Although her legs are long, she is not tall, and she doesn't have chest hiccups! Why do I have this face? Looks good... Now that I'm in the second grade, it's also very good-looking woo woo woo"

After hearing the second half, Apple was already sweating profusely, and he was trembling and didn't know what to say.

But at this moment, the inquiry sent by Akashi even put her on the execution ground.

Akashi: [Miss Chihua? 】

Apple: [Hahahaha what are you talking about? 】

What she said boldly made her want to kill herself.

Akashi: [Long legs are not considered tall, and those without breasts mean boys? 】

Apparently Akashi has no plans to let her go.

Apple: 【You can't force a drunk to speak seriously, right? I'm just cheating!How can you question your girlfriend! 】

Struggling Apple moved out its own killer.

Akashi: [Girlfriend who hasn't been in touch for almost half a year? 】

apple:"……"

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I am very grateful to Mr. S for feeding mines and dropping horses. It is interesting to drop horses in a row hahaha. After all, it is too big. ? ? 】It's full of European energy! ! !Sure enough, it is meaningful to stick to it hahahaha!Both the national server and the Japanese server are repaired!Come on [waving the flag and shouting]