What kind of experience is it like to be reincarnated as a god judge?[Comprehensive]

The days of going to school are boring for Apple. Only after experiencing it can Apple understand the value of staying at home.

I saw her lying carelessly on the sofa, her eyes slightly squinted, with a leisurely look.

"No homework?" Looking at Apple's boneless appearance, Yuu asked.

He buried his head in the king's apple for a while before replying in a long voice: "No—"

"Don't you need to read the textbook again?" Yuu asked unwillingly.

Apple simply stated its plan for tomorrow: "No, I will ask for leave tomorrow."

"Do you think I'll allow it?" Yupi asked with a smile that didn't even smile.

Apple curled his lips and became angry.

Yu looked at the ball on the sofa, smiled helplessly, stepped forward and pinched her cheek and asked, "Seeing that you don't have much trouble going out, why do you hate going out?"

Apple glanced at her leisurely, eyes full of resentment.

Hmph, if she doesn't see this kind of thing, go out to play every day, carry out the concept of not returning home at night, and take a trip that she hasn't returned for more than ten years, if she can, she can just buy a house outside and leave here far away.

Probably because the resentment in Apple's eyes was too obvious, You asked puzzledly: "What's wrong?"

"Humph."╯^╰

Knowing that it was useless to struggle, Apple simply turned his head and continued to bury his head deeply on the king's back.

Sora left Yuu in a daze.

"Oh, lonely one," Apple sang, with his legs thrashing about.

"..."

Feelings are the child's secondary illness again.

"Come on, I won't continue talking with you." Yuu waved his hand, tidied up the debris on the table, picked up the bag on the sofa, "I have something to go to the editorial department later, do you want to go together? ah?"

Only Apple's shaking hands left and right responded.

Although he said that he had almost guessed the ending, Yu still asked puzzledly: "I still don't understand what's so fun about staying at home. You don't play anything except love games."

"For people like Yu who wish they could be in the editorial department, they can't experience the happiness of staying at home." Apple stretched lazily, "And it's not a good choice to go out later,"

"Why?" Yu became interested.

Apple straightened up and explained solemnly: "It will be time to meet the devil in a while."

Yu: "..."

After a long silence, she finally said, "If you don't want to go out, just say it, nonsense."

It's not that she hasn't been out during this time period.

This sentence made Apple angry like a steamed bun, no matter what You said, it didn't make a sound.

The door was quickly locked, and the room was silent for a while, with the sound of cloth rubbing against each other.

Soon, the school uniform was scattered on the sofa, and Apple returned to its usual round and round appearance, with soft slippers on its feet, and the strange feeling that had always existed today disappeared.

I usually don't feel much at home, but after I went out and blown the air, I realized how cold it was.

"It's still comfortable to wear pants." Apple patted the cotton pants, and then went to pack the school uniform.

It's tidying up, but it's actually just stuffing it into the washing machine, but it's good to press the button to wash the clothes.

Looking at the washing machine in operation, Apple hugged the king under his feet, making it at eye level with his own, and asked, "Why doesn't the school arrange girls to wear pants?"

Let’s not talk about winter, it’s just that it’s bearable to wear skirts at home in spring, but it’s really cold outside.

God knows how much she wanted to take off the pants of her neighbor today.

Moreover, this school uniform is not good-looking, and it looks fat when worn.

The upper body is strong, but the bare legs are pitifully thin. The proportion of the apple is horrible.

The only thing that can comfort myself is a flat chest.

And the king's response was just to lick his paw, with a flat face.

Also, what's the use of talking to cats about this.

Sighing leisurely, Apple added unwillingly: "When it's summer, I'll shave all the hair on your hind legs, so you can try wearing a skirt."

king:"……"

Meow what did I do wrong?

In order to prevent any bigger scapegoat later, the king flicked his tail, broke away from Apple's embrace, and walked outside.

I didn't feel sorry for losing the natural warm baby's apple, and followed behind me: "My lord, are you hungry? I bought you dried fish. Do you want to try it?"

"want!"

Of course, it is impossible for the king to speak, so Yato outside the window responded.

After looking at each other quietly for a while, Apple decisively looked away.

See you every day in the recent Yato.

But Yeto came in this time and didn't eat, instead he looked at the king with a smile.

The king was stared at hairy, and he walked back and forth a few steps uncomfortably, but Yato's eyes were still following the king.

With such a persistent look, the king seemed to be moved by this look, and finally turned his head, pulled out the plastic bag in the corner, dragged it to the front and back of the window, and pushed it forward, with an expression of hatred for iron.

Alas, after working hard outside for so many years, why can't I even afford food rations?

Poor Yato: "..."

Apple laughed without shame, stepped forward and opened the window, and said, "Come in first, it's not good to watch the little fish dry, after all, you won't be able to eat them."

In the end, Ye Dou held a small dried fish in his mouth and pointed at the light wave of 'Pika-Pika' fired by the king.

The king gave Yato a noble and glamorous sideways glance.

"Meow." Say it.

I saw Yeto clasping his hands together: "Your Majesty, please find the cat!"

"Cat?" Apple asked curiously.

I saw Yato took out a photo from his pocket, and the center of the photo was a kitten.

Apple leaned forward to take a look, and praised: "It's quite cute."

It doesn't matter if you don't exaggerate, the king frowned, and rushed forward, sizing up the cat in the photo with the most critical eyes.

Hair color is not as good as mine.

The eyes are not as good as mine.

Thin and small, he doesn't look like he has two taels of flesh, and he must not have much strength.

After denying it all over his body, the king turned his gaze back and licked his paw.

If you ask me so sincerely, I will...

"So skinny, I don't know if I can find food outside." Apple looked at the photo and asked.

After clicking here, the eyes of the two could not help but shifted to the king, showing gratified eyes.

"Great." ×2

"Meow!" Don't even think about it!

Because of this low-sounding word, the king, who was so angry, was unwilling to communicate until Ye Dou left.

"Yato." Before he left, Apple still didn't give up.

"?"

"Can't you go to school for me?"

"If you want to see my women's clothes, just say so, don't make excuses." Yato shrugged.

"Think too much." Apple thought for a while, rubbed the goose bumps on his arms, and sighed resentfully, "Why do you think people have such great desires?"

On the first day of school, there were all kinds of negative energy, and all the strange monsters ran in.

What position do you want to be, hate girls who are prettier than you, dissatisfaction with your seat.

Although these people are in the minority, the voice of Sui Sui Nian is extraordinarily irritable.

Yato touched his nose, but he didn't say that this kind of sound would be more when the major exams were approaching.

"Well, you have to get used to it." Yato thought about it and changed the subject, "Aren't you planning to settle in another place in the future?"

"Looking at this, I'd better poke my own eyes blind." Apple simply gave up on himself.

"Do you want me to do it?" Ye Dou stepped forward and asked with enthusiasm.

Apple pushed him away: "Go away, I'll just talk."

"Well, anyway, you have to work hard."

"That's true." Apple muttered a few words, and finally nodded.

"Well, I, Lord Yato, are still here." Yato patted his chest cheekily.

"Yes." Apple nodded, "After all, it's still your long-term meal ticket."

Yato, who was exposed, went on the road to find the cat, and Apple also began to continue his journey of conquering.

"It's strange." Looking at the friend list on the screen, Apple's small face puffed up.

"" who used to be online every day has been missing for several days this time. Looking at the chat window with only his own news, Apple can't help but feel a little disappointed.

"Huh, it's all turned into instant charging." While complaining, Apple closed the window.

For her who only knows how to attack beautiful girls, all she lives is chatting, then being taken to play games by "", and finally being severely abused.

It was not a pleasant thing in the past, but now it becomes nostalgic.

In a moment of melancholy, the phone rang.

Apple opened it and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.

"Which one?" Due to her depressed mood, her tone was not very good.

"That—" the sweet voice Apple had heard countless times came from the phone.

"Huh?" Apple's brain froze for a moment, took out the phone to look at it, and the surprised expression froze on her face, and at the same time, her brain also froze.

Mess!

What did she do just now, how could she speak to people in such a fierce tone, it would definitely scare them, I really...why did I use such a tone!

"Is anyone still there?" The chaotic voice still came from the phone.

Hearing the chaotic calls, Apple's brain that was stuck in the machine gradually started to work.

Holding the phone tightly with both hands, Apple took a deep breath before replying: "I'm here."

Due to being too nervous, the ending sound rose sharply, almost in the form of an air sound.

Apple's nervousness was obviously overjoyed, and he smiled lowly.

Then Apple failed to live up to it and became an idiot again.

I've been wandering between 'I'm ashamed to make a fool of myself in front of a goddess' and 'My goddess' laughter is really nice, can I record it'.

"Great, I thought the phone was busy." Luan obviously let out a sigh of relief.

Apple forcibly calmed down, and asked, "Luanjiang, why, why do you have my phone call?"