What kind of experience is it like to be reincarnated as a god judge?[Comprehensive]

Yato said that if it weren't for his quick movements, he might have wasted food, cough, ah no, he might lose his tall and mighty image of a god.

"Are you crazy or am I crazy?" Yato looked at Apple with disbelief.

Knowing that his thoughts were a fantasy, Apple pointed to the window and changed the subject: "Can you get rid of the monsters? It feels like the air is blocked. I will cover your meal ticket for a week."

This is easy to solve, Yato nodded, and swallowed a mouthful of noodles: "Just wait until I find the artifact."

Upon hearing this sentence, Apple despaired: "That may have to wait until the next life."

"Sacred artifacts are not wild flowers and weeds, you can see them casually." Ye Dou retorted unwillingly, "This can only be selected after careful consideration."

"Hey, come on." Looking at the darkness outside, I felt a little depressed, "It feels like the temperature has cooled down."

"Meow~" The king, who had been sulking in the room all this time, ran out with a lazy gait, squinting at the sea-blue cat pupils, with an air of arrogance to all sentient beings, without any trace of the aggrieved look from before. Small appearance.

Originally, he was walking towards this direction in a majestic manner, but halfway through, his ears trembled, and then his eyes were completely moved out of the window.

Big and small monsters are still pounding on the windows tirelessly.

The king also stopped and squatted on the spot because of this.Its pupils are like pendulums under a wall clock, following the trajectory of one of the fish-like monsters, and even its tail flicks along with it.

As if it couldn't stand it anymore, its center of gravity was pushed backwards, like a spring, and it flew towards the window in a flash.

It doesn't matter if you just hit the window, you can still jump up after landing, it's a lot of fun to play.

The moment when the king was stupid and cute was pleasant to Apple. Looking at the constantly moving black ball, Apple narrowed his eyes slightly, and joked: "I bought so many weight loss tools, but this one is the best."

"You may be the only one who can use monsters as a weight loss tool." After quickly finishing the last sip of soup, Yato took out a few pieces of tissue paper and wiped his mouth.

After watching quietly for a while, Apple finally replied: "It's hard work to have fun."

"Yo, girl, you're in a good mood."

Apple nodded, her outstretched hand was still pressing a soft object, she slowly looked back, and said softly to the well-behaved man in front of her: "If you still plan to steal my cup noodles, Curse you."

Nighthawk: "..."

Apple: "Moved?"

Yato: "Don't dare to move, don't dare to move."

Although he can't eat cup noodles, Yato still has other things to fill his stomach.

"Wow, this apple is so sweet, are you sure you don't want one?" Yato asked vaguely while biting the bright red fruit.

The apple is plump in shape, and it has a sweet taste when bitten down, full of moisture and fruity aroma.

Apple looked down at the apples in the gift box and shook his head: "I'll just eat instant noodles."

To be honest, she always felt a sense of disobedience when eating apples.

"It's a pity..." Yato's cheeks were bulging, which made Apple very eager to poke him.

After rubbing it with his fingers, he looked at Yato's cheek again, and finally picked up the cup noodles and started eating.

Eating cup noodles with apples has its own specialties. As long as the water is slightly submerged in the noodles, the soup will be thicker, and no vegetables or eggs are needed to help.

First, take a sip of the soup to try the taste, which is the basis.

Taste the noodles to see how firm they are.

Both are satisfied, and then continue to eat noodles.

The best result is that both the noodles and the soup can be eaten, but if there must be one thing left, it must be noodles.

Just kidding, soup is the essence of cup noodles.

If she only eats noodles, it won't make her love for so long, okay?

If possible, I hope it’s just soup, and I don’t want noodles at all.

But whenever Apple is so willful, it will be forcibly suppressed and eaten.

Alas, no taste at all.

Apple glanced at the jumping king full of resentment, and sighed faintly.

When will I be able to live such a luxurious life? Apple took a sip of the soup and dreamed of beautiful dreams.

After eating the cup noodles, Yato began tidying up in a good manner, and packed up the trash by the way, ready to take it away.

"Oh, it's a good thing it's Yato-sama."

Apple nodded, and only at this time would she praise Yato.

"Night Fight."

"Ok?"

"Thank you."

"Small matter, see you next time~" Opening the window, without any fear of the monsters swarming here, he kicked a monster with a huge head and kicked it far away.

Even without the blocking of the windows, the monsters still couldn't get in, but they still insisted on rushing inside.

The king was eager to try and catch one outside to play.

"No, demons are not good things." He quickly stepped forward and pressed the king's little paw, and looked up at the countless eyeballs outside the window.

"According to this situation, how annoying I will be when I go out."

"Meow meow." The king showed a smug expression.

It's okay, I'm here.

"I won't take you, you have to be good at housekeeping." Apple tapped the king's forehead lightly, and Apple dismissed the king's thoughts without hesitation.

The king was not happy anymore, he threw down Apple's little hand, and looked at her stubbornly: "Meow!"

why!

"No, pets are not allowed in the school." A little helplessness appeared on Apple's face.

"Meow~" A pair of big eyes stared round and round, the sea blue pupils contained a faint mist, and the king acted cutely in a coquettish voice.

I can hide in my schoolbag, I won't move.

"No, you are too heavy." Thinking of this, Apple smiled, "Otherwise I won't go to school, and stay with you at home."

Upon hearing this, the king ran away in a hurry.

apple:"……"

What kind of ecstasy soup did Yu give you to make you so stubborn.

"come over--"

A subtle sound came from outside the window, somewhat ethereal, vaguely unreal.

Apple turned his head to look, heard the sound and looked, and once again met countless eyeballs.

At the same time, a huge monster in the center opened its bloody mouth, and at the same time, green mist spilled out.

"Ugh, don't talk, how many years haven't you brushed your teeth?"

Apple rubbed his stomach uncomfortably, put his index finger to his lips and bit hard.

"hiss……"

It wasn't broken, but the fingertips turned white and then slowly turned red, at most swelled up as a small lump, and it was extremely painful.

Apple flicked his fingers expressionlessly, and sighed: "Sure enough, everything in the comics is a lie."

Straightening his back, Apple returned to the kitchen and took out a knife.

The knife was sharpened extraordinarily sharp, glowing silver under the reflection of natural light, Apple raised his eyes to look at the demon who was constantly steaming, and the knife decisively cut a line on the small bag.

The bright red blood rushed out immediately, and slid drop by drop along the fingertips onto the floor.

"Do you want it?" Apple asked with his head tilted as he raised his hand and looked at the blood that kept slipping down.

Seeing this scarlet, the frequency of outside impacts became more and more frequent.

"No~" Her tone was like that of a vexatious child, and the smile on Apple's face widened.

Before he finished speaking, his index finger swiped out of thin air against the huge floor-to-ceiling windows. Strangely, the blood also solidified in mid-air, gradually becoming complicated characters, and then pushed forward, and the spell made of blood also began to flow outwards. Moving slowly, it dissipates in the air when it reaches the window.

Like a burst of strong airflow, countless monsters were bounced away.

Looking at the empty scenery again, Apple nodded in satisfaction, biting his bleeding finger.

The bright red blood dyed the pale lips, which formed a sharp contrast with the pale skin. The gray eyes quietly stared out of the window, as if they had sucked too much blood. It seemed that even the eyes were dyed the same color. color.

"Meow!" A high-pitched roar sounded, the king's figure was like an arrow off the string, and it reached Apple's feet in just the blink of an eye, which was not something that its size could do at all.

Just arriving was not enough, it jumped up, its claws hooked its skirt and climbed up the rock, even if it shook, it didn't stop its progress at all, and from time to time it let out a low growl.

"Okay, okay, it's my fault." Apple hurriedly hugged the king and wanted to smooth the hair.

The king, who was always paralyzed in front of Apple, was not happy about this, and kept turning his head to refuse Apple's touch.

Apple had no choice but to squat down to prevent the king from falling.

The king landed on his back foot, while his front foot was still pawing at Apple's white and tender fingers, looking at the wound.

"I didn't mean to." Even so, Apple still stubbornly stretched out his hand, trying to smooth the king's hair.

He stared blankly at Apple for quite a while, before he collapsed his back like a deflated balloon, allowing his soft little hands to stroke back and forth.

"Meow!" Even so, even though the whole cat softened, the king still glanced at Apple with warning eyes.

"If possible, I will use it as little as possible." Pursing his lips, Apple promised dryly.

if you can.