Port Nanny, Dementia Online

"Ayu, I want to eat crab meat sushi!!!"

In the office, the boy in bandages kept yelling in a sweet and cloying voice, but the people sitting outside the office didn't take it seriously at all.

Holding a pen in his hand, Yuu Shima rolled his eyes when he heard Osamu Dazai's request, but replied respectfully: "Okay, Mr. Dazai, for lunch, I will make an order for crab meat sushi from the chef in the staff restaurant .”

"Don't eat from the staff cafeteria!" the voice inside emphasized.

The hand that approved the document paused, "Do you have any special requirements?"

"I want something delicious."

"I think the chef in the staff canteen can fully meet your requirements."

"I want to eat from the store outside." The inside asked unreasonably.

"In this case..." Shimao walked into the office with a stack of documents in his arms, and the documents were placed heavily on the desk by him, and he showed an extremely kind smile, "These are the documents that you must see in person. "

His eyes stayed on the title of the book in Osamu Dazai's hand for a second, "Mr. Dazai, have you changed the book recently?"

"What are you talking about?" Dazai Osamu flipped to the cover of the book, and "Hundred Ghosts of the Night" was impressively printed on the book, "I just have some doubts and want to find the answer. Ayu, do you think there are monsters in the world?"

"Believe it or not." Shimao gave a very official answer, and then asked: "Are you planning to go out for lunch or order takeaway?"

"Order takeaway." Osamu Dazai closed the book and stretched on the boss chair, "I heard that you lost all your memories when you first appeared on Saibachi Street, so do you remember who your parents were?"

"I don't remember." Shimao put the urgent documents first, "I never cared who my parents were." He said sternly. In the early days, people often asked this question, until now everyone doesn't care up.

"To be honest, I'm a little curious about your life experience, Ayu."

"It's the same origin as ordinary orphans on Leibo Street."

Osamu Dazai said: "Huh? But other orphans will remember what happened before they were ten years old? Ayu, you don't remember?"

"I lost all my memories." Every time Shimao thought of that time, it was blank. From the beginning of his memory, it was the hand that Nakahara Chuya handed him, "Maybe something happened A huge change was stimulated. Or a severe blow to the brain or something."

Osamu Dazai tapped the hard-cased book with his fingertips, as if he was meditating on something.

"Is it the same as Chuya?" Osamu Dazai seemed to have something in his words.

"Mr. Dazai, instead of paying attention to these things, I think it would be nice to have time to pay attention to the news, such as this..." Shima Yu knocked on the table, on which was the latest day's newspaper, and he read the headline, "Japan The savior of the police? Kudo Shinichi... eh? The Japanese police have fallen to the point of being rescued by high school detectives?"

Osamu Dazai yawned and chatted in various ways: "It's all uninteresting news. Compared to these, I'm still very curious about you, Ayu."

"I think if you are curious, you might as well exchange your life experience with me."

Shima Yu ignored his sudden convulsions, and the topic of parents seemed to come to an abrupt end.He went back to his desk and took out a business card holder called Restaurant. There was also an open copy of "How to Become a Qualified Assistant" on the desk. There were dense notes in the blank space, and there were stickers beside the pages. Sticky notes that are easy to find quickly.

Fiddled with the sushi column of the business card holder to show him which restaurant was so lucky.

Shima Yuu snapped out a business card and threw it on the table, "It's up to you, Pikachu!"

When Nakahara Chuya came to find Shima Yu for dinner, he happened to bump into this scene, and said speechlessly, "What are you doing?"

The scene of accidentally being stupid was watched by others, Shimao shrank his hand back in embarrassment, "... I am going to order takeaway for Dazai."

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but smacked his tongue and said, "Isn't it great that you keep this bandage waste device?"

"Who made this my job." Shima Yu sighed, "I thought I had done a good job, but I never expected Mr. Dazai to always break through my lower limit."

"That guy has no lower limit at all."

Nakahara was also very speechless, sitting on the chair next to Shimao Yu, which was specially prepared for him by Shimao Yu, watching Shimao call with the landline, and repeatedly confirmed with the restaurant that he would not be killed when delivering food to Hong Kong and Hei It's not a trap, and I don't plan to demolish his shop.

Shimao hung up the phone with a tired face, every time he ordered takeout, he always looked like this, he might as well go to the store to pack it himself... No, if it wasn’t for the bulletproof glass that cannot be dismantled in the Hong Kong Building, he would suspect Osamu Dazai I will show him jumping off a building without hesitation. It's hard to say what new suicide method Osamu Dazai has found today.

People in the office were unaware of Yuu Shima's resentment.

Yuu Shima and Nakahara Nakaya are easy to get rid of, plus they made an appointment with the senior Oda Sakunosuke who took him for more than a month earlier, and the three of them will deal with each other in the staff cafeteria of Hong Kong and Hei. .

Putting the plate on the table, Yuu Shima suddenly sighed, "Recently, I suddenly realized that Dazai seems to be a little easier to deal with."

Zhong Yuan Zhong also drank half of the water and almost choked, "Ahem...don't say such horrible things suddenly."

"Is it scary?" Shimao asked blankly, he began to count with his fingers, "Recently, he ordered takeaway for lunch, and he didn't commit suicide, and I didn't need to send him back to the apartment at night, even when he was on a mission. I won't suddenly run to the center of the battlefield..."

"Is there any problem?" Oda Sakunosuke, who was eating curry rice, looked puzzled, "I still often see him at Lupin's Bar, and it seems that everything is normal."

Lupin Bar is a bar where Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke often go to drink.Oda Sakunosuke also invited them to be together, but when Nakahara Nakaya thought of drinking with Osamu Dazai again, the pores of his body were filled with refusal.Shima Yu declined on the grounds that he needed to study at night.

"Hey, hey, I'm in big trouble!" Unexpectedly, even Zhong Yuanzhong said with a serious face: "That suicidal maniac is not busy committing suicide recently, isn't it going to be a big accident?"

"It's a little serious." Shimao propped his chin in thought, "It's better to say, I don't seem to see him very often recently."

Nakahara also hated the existence of Osamu Dazai, "Isn't he planning some big event?"

By the way, since Nakahara Chuya joined the Port Mafia, the weekly newsletter "This Week's Unacceptable Chuya", which was planned by Osamu Dazai, has also been temporarily suspended since last week. ①

Yuu Shima was lucky enough to appreciate it once, and the content above happened to be the all-round record of Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai's wine fight. He didn't know when Osamu Dazai secretly took so many precious photos and didn't share them with him.

Even during the month when Zhongye was away on a business trip, the content of the journal was only greatly reduced, instead of simply suspending publication like this time.

Shimao Yu had the honor to help Dazai Osamu typesetting the content of the conference report, and he understands it well. This is the source of Dazai Osamu's weekly happiness. Seeing the opponent stop, it is impossible to just stop, right?

"Did something happen? After all, even the journal has been suspended."

Zhongyuan Zhongye stopped after hearing the meeting report, and immediately showed a relieved look, "That bastard, finally he doesn't do such boring things."

"You all seem to be too nervous." Oda Sakunosuke said calmly, "Is it possible that Dazai is in a relationship?"

"impossible!!!"

The two teenagers uttered an astonishingly unanimous voice of negation.

Oda Sakunosuke was a little puzzled, "Why is it impossible?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also showed a disgusted expression, "No, as long as I think of the picture of who he will fall in love with, I feel disgusted."

"Just like Dazai, if you fall in love..." Shima Yu disagreed, "Which kind-hearted person is doing charity?"

"Really?" Oda Sakunosuke pondered, "I seemed to see Dazai leaving with a girl at the bar entrance a few days ago."

As soon as these words came out, it was undoubtedly a thunderbolt from the blue sky. The two people present were stunned for five seconds before recovering.

"Isn't it?!" Yuu Shima put back his chin that fell out of shock, anyone wants Dazai Osamu? !

"What's the matter." Zhong Yuan folded his arms and sneered, "It's better to fall in love. I'll see when that suicidal maniac will show his true nature, and when he is dumped by a girl, he will cry bitterly. I just go over and laugh at him." he."

Oda Sakunosuke said again: "It seems that the girl is actively pursuing him, and Dazai hasn't agreed yet."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Shimao reminded: "Chuya, accept your power, the cup is broken."

"And Shima Yu." Oda Sakunosuke pointed to the sunny doll on Shima Yu's shoulder, "Sunny doll looks like she's about to cry, is it alright?"

Shima Yuu took off the sunny day doll, and although it was hard to see, there was a hint of sadness in its rough features.

He poked his hand into the bottom of the bandage cloak, feeling the emotions of Sunshine Doll, and couldn't help but let out a girl's voice, "...I'm not sad!"

Wow, that sounds so sad.

Shimao hurriedly pulled out his hand. It would be dangerous if this kind of sadness spread to him. He didn't think it was a sad thing for Osamu Dazai to fall in love. Maybe he wouldn't have to pick him up and go to and from work in the future, and someone would arrange three meals a day. Now, I won't want to commit suicide all day long, even thinking about Shima Yuu's days like this is beautiful.

It seems that the aftermath of the last time in the medical department has not been cleaned up. It is worthy of being called a critical attack on Yangou, with tons of damage.

I have to find a way to get rid of Sunny Doll's Day and my thoughts about Osamu Dazai.

Oda Sakunosuke looked at the two people who were about the same age as Dazai Osamu, and suddenly realized: "Or should you two reach the age where you want to fall in love?"

"Senior Oda, don't you have a date too?" Shima Yu pointed out the key point.

The scene became an excruciatingly painful exposing meeting. Although the three young people who had been solo for many years had no idea of ​​finding a partner, they felt a little uncomfortable when they thought of being compared by that suicidal maniac.

"Why don't we follow him up." Shima Yu's eyes sparkled with a strong desire for knowledge, "I'm curious what kind of girl..." Only people like Osamu Dazai can endure.

"I won't accompany you." Zhong Yuan stood up with the plate in his hand, "I'm not interested in the private life of that mackerel."

"It's not good to pry into other people's privacy at will, right?" Oda Sakunosuke also refused.

After get off work in the underground parking lot in Hong Kong, Shimao looked at the two people who appeared next to his car at the same time, and sneered.

"I'm not interested when I say it, but my body is quite honest."

The author has something to say: Because it was the first time, everyone was shocked.

Over time, everyone will get used to it

Just the basic operation, sit down and sit down

Shimao Yu can no longer feel the charm of Dazai, only thinks he is a dog!

① "This Week's Unacceptable Chuya" from "Dazai, Chuya, 15 Years Old"

It is full of the black history of Zhongye

Probably the thing he wanted to destroy the most after he became a cadre!