Port Nanny, Dementia Online

Zhong Yuanzhong also slammed the door angrily and left after learning what had happened.

The torture department he belongs to is one of the five major cadres, Ozaki Momiji's direct subordinate unit, and Dazai Osamu, who is Mori Ogai's direct subordinate, is in a completely different office building.

Although from Shimao's point of view, Nakahara Nakahara must also know the unspeakable expression on his face after the bandage Osamu Dazai gave Shimao the symbol, as if he was forced to eat three catties of mackerel, not only could not spit it out, but he had to swallow it hard It has the same effect.

However, this is already an established fact.

Yuu Shima thought of a way to make Chuya Nakahara feel better. When Osamu Dazai was dealing with official documents, he found some materials and made a mini version of the hat of Sunny Doll that was modeled after Chuya Nakahara. on top of the doll's head.

Sunny Doll in a bandage cape and a top hat looked like she was about to cry or not.

It looked surprisingly cute.

Shima Yu took a photo and sent it to Nakahara Chuya.

Zhong Yuanzhong on the other end also immediately sent a disgusted expression: What is this? !

Shimao replied maliciously: The mini version of Chuya and Dazai fit together.

Take off my hat! ! !

Looking very angry, Yuu Shima closed the phone regretfully, and was about to take off the hat of Sunshine Doll.

At this time, Dazai Osamu from the office came out, "Ayu has a mission." His eyes fell on the sunny doll with a new accessory on Shimayu's shoulder.

His face immediately became very strange. He took off the sunny day doll and took a closer look. Finally, he raised the bandaged sunny day doll wearing a top hat with both hands, and exaggeratedly shouted: "Isn't this the child of me and Zhongye? Wow—— -vomit--!"

Osamu Dazai touched the unnecessary vomit around his mouth, "When I saw this hat, I felt an urge to vomit."

what to say!Shima Yuu covered the non-existent ears of Sunshine Doll, "Please don't hurt its young heart anymore."

The baby's life is already so difficult, and it will be disgusted by two people.

Shimao picked up the coat on the table, and he cut a small corner of the hem of the coat to make a doll's hat, which looked a little funny.

"Mr. Dazai, what mission did you just say you were going to do?"

Shima Yu carried Dazai Osamu to the destination pier.

Shima Yu's scope of duty is to take good care of Osamu Dazai, he doesn't know what the specific tasks are, and the content of the tasks has nothing to do with him, and he doesn't need to know about them.However, most of the issues related to Dazai Osamu, the captain of the assault force, probably cannot escape blood and death.

However, if someone is injured during the mission, then he will come in handy.

Shima Yuu stopped the car, Dazai Osamu did not introduce himself to his subordinates.A group of men in black held guns and stood very neatly, waiting for Osamu Dazai's review. The 15-year-old boy is the captain of these people, which makes people feel very ironic.

He stood obediently behind Dazai Osamu, and didn't intend to follow.

"Why don't you go and have a look together?" Dazai Osamu's tone was calm, probably because he had seen too many scenes like this.

Wasn't a war scum like him just waiting to die in the middle of the battlefield?

"No, Mr. Dazai." Shima Yu said: "I am inspired to become a doctor, seeing such a scene will make me unable to restrain my desire to save lives and heal the wounded."

"Really?" Dazai Osamu was a little surprised, he said, "I thought you weren't so fraternal."

"But I'm not cold-blooded or ruthless." Shima Yu sighed: "My supernatural power can only be used on a single person, not on a group. Even if I go together, it won't be of much help."

"Compared to letting me be on the battlefield and being noticed by the enemy as a healer, it's better to stay in the rear. When you need my help, just move people over and let me treat you, wouldn't it be good? ?” Shimao was very clear about his own position, what if he was captured by an enemy on the battlefield, he would be very hesitant to die.

"Or do you need me to help you run errands and buy something?"

"Ah Yu really talked to my heart, and this should be resolved soon, so you can buy me a drink." Osamu Dazai didn't mean to force, "I want no coffee. Coffee. Because .'s iced coffee, no ice cubes, more milk and two servings of sugar."

Shima Yu: "...?"

Damn, this doesn't seem like a drink you can buy in an ordinary convenience store.

"Is there a problem?" Osamu Dazai looked at him with a smile.

To be precise, there are many problems.When eating crabs, why didn't I see him have so many weird requests, as if he wanted to eat as long as it was a crab.

"Why is it decaf.cafe.cafe?" Although he has entered the working state, it is not impossible to ask questions, but the end after asking the question is unpredictable.

"Because if you drink too much coffee, you won't be able to sleep at night." Osamu Dazai muttered, "I really want to drink coffee."

You don't drink coffee, and I don't see you concentrating on sleeping at night? !

"Ayu, you'd better hurry up." Osamu Dazai checked the time on the phone, "If you haven't come back after my side is over..."

The unfinished meaning behind made Yu Shima, who has rich associations, couldn't help but fight a cold war.

With so many requests, I also want to be fast.It's so annoying, I knew I would go in and watch the shootout scene together, it's better than looking for a coffee shop sweating profusely now.

Yuu Shima ends up at a coffee shop called Whirlpool, and finds out that the owner makes coffee without caffeine.

The boss is a very gentlemanly middle-aged man. Behind the bar, every move of brewing coffee and extracting caffeine is full of elegance, which makes people feel pleasing to the eye.

But Yuu Shima is not in the mood to appreciate it now. If he doesn't hurry up, the ghost knows what more excessive demands will be made by Dazai Osamu's dog boss.

"Boss, please hurry up."

"Hey, kid." A girl sitting on the bar said in a bad tone, "If you're in a hurry, go to another store to buy it. You can't make coffee quickly."

"I'm sorry." Shimao apologized frankly, "But I really have something very important."

"It's okay, it's okay, young man, it's just that the coffee you ordered is not simple." The boss smiled understandingly: "Did you want to drink it yourself?"

"No, it's my boss who wants to drink it." Shimao Yu said with a bitter face, "It's the first time I know that there is coffee without coffee."

The girl wearing a butterfly hair ornament couldn't help but be speechless, "What's the matter with your boss for such an inexplicable request? Isn't it really trying to embarrass you?"

No, rather than deliberately making things difficult, Shimao Yuu prefers that Osamu Dazai is such a troublesome and troublesome person.

"You don't know how troublesome my boss is." Recalling Dazai Osamu's unfinished words before leaving, Shimao decided to think about the worst development of everything, "If I can't bring Coffee rush back, then I will face another kind of trouble."

"Hey kid, this job won't work, change to another." The girl with the butterfly hair ornament kindly advised him.

"Thank you for your reminder, but this job is not something that can be changed just by changing it." This change will cost lives.

Shimao Yu was lucky enough to see how the port mafia treats traitors.

That cruel method is still fresh in the memory of Shimao Yu, and Shimao Yu had no plan to change jobs, at most, he beat his boss and stepped on his boss's corpse to take the position. Of course, all of the above came from his fantasy.

"And Dr. Xie Ye, don't worry about that kid." Another person lying on the bar also said, "Anyway, he can't get out of there."

Shimao turned around, saw the person, and said in surprise, "You were from that time..."

The black-haired boy squinted his eyes and couldn't see his eyes clearly. He greeted lazily, "Long time no see, kind man."

The girl who was called Doctor Yosano was a little surprised, "Does Mr. Ranpo know him?"

"Hmm... When I get lost, I should thank them for sending me back to the detective agency." The boy's hair protruded from under the hat like a hedgehog's thorns, and he simply explained the matter clearly.

"Since that's the case, thank you very much." The girl thanked solemnly.

"No, no, no big deal." Shima Yu waved his hands in a panic.

"Well, but the place that is willing to hire you as a child laborer is definitely not a formal enterprise." The girl was not filled with righteous indignation like ordinary people, and she could see that she had seen the world, "If you want to leave, you must be prepared. "

"So I should go back quickly." Otherwise, I don't even know how I died.

Looking at the girl's delicate face, Shimao couldn't help asking, "Are you a doctor?"

"Huh?" The girl flicked the black hair scattered on the side of her face with her gloved hand, and the butterfly hairpin caught in the hair was lifelike, as if she was about to spread her wings and fly away in the next second, "You also heard that Luanbu Sir, of course I am."

"That's great." Shima Yu made an envious voice, "I also want to be a doctor."

"Boy, you still have a lot to learn." You Xie Ye chuckled, his purple eyes darkened, "Becoming a doctor is not an easy thing."

"Young man, your coffee is ready." The owner put the coffee bag on the bar counter.

"Thanks."

Yuu Shima rushed out to get the coffee and walked out, stepping on the accelerator, the car turned into a black streamer on the streets of Yokohama, Yuu Shima couldn't imagine the expression on Osamu Dazai's face when he found out that his iced coffee was not iced.

How should I put it, Shimao Yuu is still a bit afraid of Dazai Osamu who is in a working state.It was an empty expression that seemed to have lost interest in everything in this world, and Shima Yu called it entering a working state.

In the eyes of others, Osamu Dazai only has that kind of expression.

Yuu Shima likes Osamu Dazai who usually makes jokes with him, but he doesn't think it's a bad thing to enter the working state. A 15-year-old boy becomes the captain of the mafia commando without prestige, always like usual It's not okay to laugh and laugh, it can't deter subordinates.

And as a member of the opponent's subordinates, it is necessary to have due respect for the boss, not because he is cowardly at all!

When he arrived at the mission destination, the battle inside must have come to an end.He carried the paper bag and walked into the depths.

A group of men in black formed a circle and surrounded something.

A boy's disgusted voice came from inside, "Stay away from me, it's affecting my breathing."

The people in black backed away obediently, and someone said, "But Mr. Dazai, your injury is not a trivial matter. You need to go back to the headquarters to have a look."

As soon as he heard that someone was injured, Shima Yuu couldn't wait to squeeze into the encirclement, and then he saw someone who shouldn't be injured the most, sitting in the center.

The boy with bandages looked intact, but the suit that wrapped his whole body was not so lucky. It was probably grazed by a bullet or something, and the cloth and bandages were torn apart, leaving bloodstains on his limbs, as if he had walked through a hail of bullets.

"Yu, you're back." Osamu Dazai waved to Yuu Asashima, "Did you find the iced coffee I wanted?"

Shima Yuu handed him the paper bag.

Osamu Dazai completely disregarded his injuries, opened the paper bag, and Zhenghuan was drinking coffee by himself.

Shimao sighed helplessly in his heart, why did he go out for such a short time, Dazai Osamu could also be injured.It's really hard to fulfill the expectations of Chief Mori, is he going to tie Osamu Dazai to his trouser waist?

"Mr. Dazai, may I ask what's going on?" Shima Yu tried his best to make his words sound as if he didn't mean to ask for guilt.

"I was wounded by a stray bullet." Osamu Dazai said innocently.

"During the shootout, Mr. Dazai suddenly ran to the front of the team." A man in black whispered.

"The enemy's shooting accuracy is not very good." Osamu Dazai was a little regretful, "They failed to kill me."

Shima Yuu took a deep breath, and held down the sunny doll that was about to move.

Don't think about it, you can't cure this.

The author has something to say: Who would have thought that coffee, coffee, cause, would be verbally abused, please correct it

No iced coffee. Coffee. Iced coffee from "Dazai Osamu and the Dark Ages"

Congratulations to Dazai for walking steadily on the road of bullying the boss

Whirlpool is the coffee shop downstairs of Butei

Sisters and brothers meet for the first time! !without knowing

Chuya's body: hat

Dazai's body: Bandage

Combination of the two → Sunny Doll Wearing a Hat (Bandage Limited Edition)

Sunny Doll:…………%&! #￥#……*(@! (garbled characters)

Shima Yu: Don't scold, don't scold, it's already picked!

Port Mafia intranet forum body: [This is the first time I write a forum body, OOC has it. 】

"What if the Boss Wants Free Coffee? "

1L: As in the title, if you don’t want to disappoint your boss, please tell me where I can buy it?

2L: This familiar formula, familiar taste, is really the existence that cannot be named?

3L: Is LZ a newcomer?He couldn't even think about running errands for that adult.

4L: As long as you don't make any noise at this time, it will be fine.cigarette.jpg

5L: Show LZ the way to the office next door, ask that person

6L: That one went out to work with the one in the building next door these days.

7L: LZ will die soon

What does Osamu Dazai port Mafia Voldemort? ! !

Do you want to write the IF line, after all, it is a common stalk among fans~ But if you write it, it seems to be abused

Ready to start time to speed up Dafa

感谢在2020-06-0717:14:38~2020-06-0902:54:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: [Madame Jianggu] 16 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!