Port Nanny, Dementia Online

When the lights came on, Yuu Shima drove the two of them to the street within the protection area of ​​the port mafia. Of course, Nakahara Nakaya sat in the co-pilot, and Dazai Osamu sat in the back seat.

The fact that the two of them are willing to sit in the same car makes Shimao feel unbelievable.

The red lanterns outside the izakaya's door had already been lit up, and Yuu Shima took the lead in lifting the red curtain of the izakaya, and introduced: "This is a shop that Mr. Oda and I discovered by accident."

To be exact, two lazy cancers who don't want to cook, when they want to find a restaurant outside to solve their meals, they find that this restaurant is unexpectedly delicious.

"I discovered it with Oda Saku."

Nakahara also occasionally heard Shima Yu mention about the senior who led him, the two had never met, and hearing Dazai Osamu mention the people he and Shima Yu knew together in such a familiar tone made him feel inexplicably uncomfortable .

"welcome."

Shimao Yuu led the two of them to sit down on the side seats, "Boss, serve me three beers first."

"Good!" The boss is also familiar with Shimao Yu, after all, he patrols his street every day to collect protection fees.

"Is it really good to start drinking so early?" Zhong Yuan Zhong also leaned on the seat, folded his arms and said, "Aren't you going to drive later? Drunk driving is illegal."

"It doesn't matter." Shima Yu said, "It's illegal to drive without a license anyway."

He also brought up Osamu Dazai's rhetoric, "And we are a mafia, do we still have to abide by the law?"

In the past, Shimao would never say such a thing, Nakahara also narrowed his eyes, it seems that during the more than a month when he was out, a lot of things happened, so that he missed a lot of Shimao's changes .

Osamu Dazai was happily drawing around with the menu, Shimao caught a glimpse of Osamu Dazai seeming to be filling in some dangerous quantity from the corner of his eyes, and immediately broke out in fright.

"Mr. Dazai—!"

"What?" Osamu Dazai raised his head innocently.

Shimao was sweating profusely and pressed Dazai Osamu who wanted to order ten plates of crab legs. Dazai Osamu might be fine with the ten plates of crab legs, but Shimao's wallet was definitely terribly cold.

"Mr. Dazai, please be merciful!"

Osamu Dazai puffed up his cheeks unhappily, "Didn't Ayu say you were a treat? I want to eat all the crab legs."

Shimao broke down and said, "Please don't!" This is not the way to invite guests.

"One dish? Just one dish?!" Yuu Shima discussed with Osamu Dazai when he saw the price on the back of the crab's legs that made him shudder.

"Is it so stingy to treat your boss to dinner?!"

Yuu Shima: "..."

"Here comes the beer!" The boss brought three beers to the table.

"Then, in order to celebrate Zhongya's successful return from the mission, let's drink!" In order to quickly divert his attention, Shima Yu held up the beer glass and took the lead in drinking a bunch of it in one gulp.

"belch--!"

Yuu Shima let out a belch full of carbon dioxide comfortably, and found that Nakahara Nakaya was looking at him inexplicably, and couldn't help wondering: "What's the matter, Nakaya?"

"I said Ayu, you—" Zhongyuan Zhongye said earnestly: "I remember that your alcohol capacity is not very good? Don't drink so much at the beginning."

Yuu Shima's head was full of black lines, thanks to Shirase being an alcoholic, they did not drink less in the sheep base, most of them were common beer and the like.Shima Yu and Nakahara Nakaya are surprisingly consistent in terms of drinking, that is, the amount of alcohol is not good!

"You don't have the right to say that you can't drink well, Chuya." Shimao retorted, "I guess you can't drink bars during the business trip? Has your drinking capacity improved?"

"Oh?" Dazai Osamu made a strange tone, "So you two don't drink well?"

Nakahara is also a person who refuses to admit defeat, no matter in any aspect, especially in front of Osamu Dazai (emphasis added), of course it is impossible to admit this, "Are you kidding, how is it possible!"

Yuu Shima took out his mobile phone deeply and secretly recorded this scene. This was probably the first time Nakahara Chuya uttered big words.Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect that Zhong also learned to talk big when he came back from a business trip.

"Really?" Osamu Dazai rested his chin in every possible way, "Do you want to have a competition? To drink more, or are you afraid?"

Nakahara Chuya slapped the table boldly, "Compare! It just so happened that I haven't settled with you for what happened in the game hall last time!"

"That's what you said."

Osamu Dazai showed a sinister smile that the plan was successful, he gave Shima Yu a look, and Shima Yu hurriedly asked the boss to serve wine.

All of a sudden, bundles of beer were brought to the table, crowding the already big table to the brim.

Originally Shima Yu's plan was to kill Chuya with alcohol by killing one thousand enemies and destroying eight hundred, and then pry out the reason why he has changed so much from his mouth.After all, Zhong Zhong, who is drunk, can be surprisingly sincere.

Now with the addition of Osamu Dazai, the situation has also become complicated.But since someone is willing to take the risk of a hangover and headache after drinking, Shima Yu is also willing to give up this position.

"Why don't you have something to eat first?" Shimao suggested tactfully, "It's less likely to get drunk this way."

Osamu Dazai said: "How can you fight for wine after eating?"

"But..." Yuu Shima hesitated a little. With Dazai Osamu's appearance of a plan, he thought he was very confident in his drinking capacity, or should he save some face for Chuya?

"Ah——suddenly my eyes are itchy, Ayu, please help me untie the bandage to see if I'm allergic." Osamu Dazai exaggeratedly shouted.

"Please start drinking!" Shima Yu immediately took a big step back and said decisively.

"Then Ayu is the referee." Osamu Dazai said, "You must be fair."

"Mr. Dazai, don't worry." Shima Yu nodded solemnly, "I will uphold the principles of fair hiccups...fair and open hiccups...to judge this competition hiccup——!"

"Hey, hey, can't it be enough after just one drink?" Nakahara Nakaya looked at Shima Yu suspiciously.

The blush from Jiu Jin covered Shima Yu's face, he covered his hiccupping mouth, and said firmly, "Don't worry about me, you guys are better than yours."

After the boss brought a plate of crab legs as a signal, Nakahara Nakaya and Dazai Osamu each raised their beer glasses.

After drinking a glass of cold beer, Zhong Yuanzhong, who hadn't drank for a long time, let out a sigh of relief.

"It's been a long time since I've had such fun."

Shima Yu placed the chicken skewers in front of Chuya Nakahara, "Let's eat a la carte."

"Yeah, yeah~" Osamu Dazai, with the snow-white crab legs in his mouth, turned his head and forgot what he said before, and said with a satisfied face, "Anyway, I can't compare with me, so you can drink whatever you want .”

Zhong Yuanzhong on the other side finished his drink again in a muffled voice. He was also the type who would get on top after drinking.

"You wait for me, bastard Dazai, I'll show you hiccups today!" Before he finished speaking, he hiccupped just like Shima Yuu.

"Pfft..." Osamu Dazai lowered his head, tilted his body slightly, and leaned on the shoulder of Yuu Shima who was sitting beside him, laughing softly.

"Mr. Dazai..." Shima Yu said helplessly.

"Hahahaha, you're the only one who wants to drink with me hahahaha..." Osamu Dazai laughed so hard that he almost lost his balance and fell into Shima Yu's arms. He stretched out his arms in time to wrap around Shima Yu The shoulders were propped up from the back of the chair at the other end, and the shoulders of the two of them were pressed against each other. When Osamu Dazai raised his head, Yuu Shima could even feel the boy's fluffy black hair brushing against the corner of his lips.

Yuu Shima: "..."

The restless heart was stirred up by this guy again.No, I have to find a job transfer, even if I transfer to the medical department to enslave Chief Sen.Life like this is really not human!

"Dazai!" Zhong Yuanzhong, who was sitting directly opposite, also said with a bad expression, "Are you serious about competing with me?"

Look, Zhong Ye has already drunk too much.Otherwise, at this time, he should have come up with his fists waving, shouting to me to stay away from Ah Yu or something like that.

"I want to drink too." Osamu Dazai sat upright, pointed to the few crab legs left on the table, and said artificially: "If there are no appetizers, I won't drink to my heart's content."

This is not easy, Zhong Yuanzhong also directly slapped his wallet on the table, and shouted proudly: "Tonight you drink until you vomit!"

"Then I won't be polite!" Osamu Dazai picked up Nakahara Chuya's wallet and shouted, "Boss, here are ten plates of crab legs."

"Mr. Dazai...isn't this bad?" Yuu Shima was trying to stop it.

"Ayu, don't you want to drink?" Nakahara Chuya immediately switched the firepower, completely forgetting about his drink comparison with Osamu Dazai.

Seeing that Zhong Yuan Zhong also has a posture of disapproval, Shimao resignedly picked up the beer glass, and smiled weakly: "Come and drink."

After the leftovers were over, Yuu Shima lay down powerlessly on the table with a large piece of empty beer mug covered with foam, "...why are you belching... I want to belch too... drink along..."

"That's not enough?" Osamu Dazai looked at Shima Yu with a smile, "You haven't drunk much yet, right? It's me and Chuu who are also drinking."

No, is Osamu Dazai some kind of monster who never gets drunk?Why is it that he drank a lot, but his eyes are still clear.

"You'd better sober up quickly." After drinking so much, Osamu Dazai still kept his face unchanged, "I don't have a hobby of hugging men, so I won't be responsible for sending you back."

He blinked his heavy eyelids as hard as he could, feeling that his brain was in chaos, did he have something to do?what is...

Until a familiar angry voice broke the calm in the shop with a clear voice, "Bastard—— Dazai——!!!"

Shima Yu suddenly raised his head, yes!It is Zhongye!He is ready to get the words!

boom--

The sound of glass shattering echoed in Shima Yu's eardrums in unison. Shima Yu tried his best to open his swollen eyes. In the gilt gold pupils, countless crystals refracted under the light floated in mid-air, and an ominous red light radiated from his whole body.

"...This is?" Shimao Yu asked blankly, it's not that he hasn't seen it, it's just that his brain can't reflect it now.

"Chuya's ability to manipulate gravity." Osamu Dazai quickly pulled Shima Yu away, and the next second, the chair next to Shima Yu was shot through by the glass shards fired by Qi.

If you read correctly, this is the chair that Osamu Dazai sat on just now.

"He really wants to kill me." Osamu Dazai sighed.

The other customers in the store ran away from the gate in a panic, and the store manager and chef who did not run away stared blankly at the orange-haired boy standing in the middle of the store.

The orange-haired boy in the hat closed his cobalt blue eyes slightly, like a satisfied orange cat, with an insolent smile on the corner of his mouth, and stepped on the 'Frost Throne' he had tailored for Osamu Dazai, His eyes wandered around the small shop.

"Where's Dazai Osamu's mackerel?!"

For the sake of safety, Osamu Dazai left the store with Yuu Shima, who was fighting the five scumbags.

"Didn't you know that little dwarfs can do this when they're drunk?" Osamu Dazai rested his forehead with one hand, looking at the orange-haired boy who was yelling 'Damn Dazai' in the store and was destroying everywhere he couldn't find anyone.

"...No." Shima Yu shook his head slowly, feeling that his sanity eroded by alcohol was gradually recovering, "Generally we would not be so drunk." The main reason is that there is not so much alcohol.

Shima Yuu and Dazai Osamu looked at each other.

Both read the other's thoughts from the other's eyes.

...Oh, it's over.

The author has something to say: In the 11th episode of the first season of TV, Da Zai drank 6 bottles of crab field wine, his face remained unchanged, and he could read a book leisurely, it seems that he is a wolf.

On the contrary, in the second season of TV, chuya drank a glass of Romanee-Conti (deadly expensive), and then yelled to beat Da Zai.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha think it's too funny, the comparison of the drinking capacity of these two people.

Why is Da Zai so flirtatious! ! !Gan!In the first writing, it means two straight men getting along, and I lost to Osamu Dazai.

However, the bond between Shima Yuu and Nakaya is more complicated.