Port Nanny, Dementia Online

What does it take to become Osamu Dazai's assistant?

To be precise, do everything.

From going to battle to kill the enemy, down to basic necessities of life, food, housing, transportation and even all aspects.Read as an assistant, write as a nanny, bodyguard or old lady.

Anyway, if you have something to do as an assistant, if you have nothing to do as an assistant... stop, stop, stop!Give me brains!Do it all over again!

On the same day, Osamu Dazai said sternly that Shimao needs to move.

Thinking that the hut he lived in for a while was about to move out, Shimao felt very sad, "May I ask why?"

Osamu Dazai pondered for two seconds, then changed his words: "I don't want you to move, but can you drive?"

"I'm still a minor, how can I drive?" Shima Yu tried to impress the other party with his tragic reality, "I didn't even have a chance to touch the steering wheel."

"That's right, can you drive me to the Ganghei Building tomorrow morning?"

Yuu Shima: "..."

Yuu Shima was shamefully silent. As an assistant, if there is a rating, then he is probably not qualified.

Osamu Dazai looked at Shima Yuu, his eyes seemed to say what would you do?

Although he was a good-for-nothing, it would still make people feel annoyed to be looked at with such eyes.

"I want you to be my assistant, and I need to find another driver." Osamu Dazai sighed sadly, "If I make such a show, I will be ambushed by the enemy on the road."

"But don't you know how to drive?" Although the car accident just happened this morning.

Osamu Dazai looked down at Shima Yu in disbelief, "Have you ever seen a boss who drove by himself and asked his assistant to sit beside him?"

What you said makes sense, but isn't it shameful to assume the position of boss so quickly?You are at best a boss!Mori Ogai is his boss!

"And my hand hurts so much..." Osamu Dazai shook his right hand, which was just changed by Shima Yu, that hand was so alive that it looked like it could kill a bear, "Do you really have the heart to let me drive? "

Shima Yu suspected that there might be something wrong with his immediate superior.

"I'll learn."

"Okay, then I'll give you one night to learn." Dazai Osamu said very lightly: "I hope to see you waiting downstairs at my house tomorrow morning."

fuck you! ! !If it wasn't true that he couldn't beat him, Yuu Shima would probably have already shot at Osamu Dazai.

"Do you have any objections?" Osamu Dazai glanced at Shima Yu lightly.

"...No." I didn't dare to have any.

Yuu Shima wanted to struggle again, "Isn't one night a bit short..."

"Is it too short?" Osamu Dazai blinked his big innocent eyes, "In that case, I am willing to extend the study time from one night to a whole day. But you still have to move here tonight, at least this way you will not It will affect my schedule tomorrow."

His expression looked like he really wanted Shima Yu to be grateful for his generosity.

Throughout the day, that is to say 24 hours, learn to drive.Shima Yuu took a deep breath and smiled miserably, it's not impossible.

So here comes the question, may I ask which driving school has a one-day crash course on driving?

Yuu Shima carried a bag of toiletries. Tonight he will temporarily stay in the guest room of Osamu Dazai's house until he learns to drive. To be precise, he will be able to live back in his dormitory again tomorrow night.

During the working period, most of the time he took the tram or was picked up by his senior Oda Sakunosuke as the main mode of transportation.

He is different from today. He is about to own a car. Unexpectedly, at the age of 15, he has already lived the life of a car owner.Rao Shima Yu couldn't help being proud for a few seconds.

This fantasy was maintained until Osamu Dazai was completely shattered when he drove out his tattered black car that had just experienced a car accident in the underground parking lot of the Ganghei Building.

Shimao's mouth became an 'O' shape because of surprise, he couldn't help doubting: "When you say driving, do you mean driving this car?"

The entire front of the car was dented, and there was still a very suspicious piece of metal tightly stuck to the front of the car. As Osamu Dazai said before, the entire windshield was shattered into a big hole that could drill people, and the front seat was still scattered. glass shards.

When Osamu Dazai started the engine, extremely suspicious black smoke emitted from the front of the car.

Shimao was silent for a while, and asked cautiously: "... May I ask what kind of car accident did you experience this morning?"

"It's nothing, just rushed out from the Panshan Highway and fell on the next level of the road." Osamu Dazai described an extremely thrilling scene in understatement.

Yuu Shima couldn't help being awed, Osamu Dazai only suffered minor injuries like a cut on his right arm in such a car accident, isn't it not easy for a normal person to live? !

He didn't dare to continue to ask why he rushed out from the Panshan Highway.

"Then I'll leave it to you for the next few days." Osamu Dazai caressed the bumpy body of the car.

What to do, I can't say no to it.Such a car, Yuu Shima bets that it will be completely scrapped within 100 meters.

"Any questions?"

"...No, no." Shima Yu slumped his shoulders, watching Dazai Osamu close the car door very naturally, and threw the car keys to him, along with his house keys.

"There is nothing you have to do today, your assistant work will officially start tomorrow."

After the boy in bandages left this sentence coolly, he took the elevator and left. Yuto Tsurushima faced the car that was about to be scrapped in distress.

Shima realized that Osamu Dazai was like the person who wrote the fill-in-the-blank questions for the exam. He was responsible for giving the questions, and Shima needed to give the answer. As for the process?Who cares?

Before learning to drive, he should have called insurance and a tow truck, and he had to find a way to get a teaching car and an old driver who was willing to teach minors how to drive.

Shimao thought about it, and gradually had a complete plan in his mind.

"Is it really just to learn to drive that you called me out suddenly?" When Oda Sakunosuke received the urgent call from Shima Yu, he was still a little confused, not understanding why it was so urgent to learn how to drive well.

"Sorry, Mr. Oda." With the beeping sound of the trailer alarm behind him, Shima Yuu bowed to Sakunosuke Oda, "Is it okay to do things at work?"

"Because you were suddenly transferred today, I also took a day off as a blessing in disguise." Oda Sakunosuke smiled, "Otherwise, why do you think I came here?"

"I'm sorry to disturb Oda-san." Yuu Shima whispered, "But I have to learn to drive within a day."

"I learned it in one day?" Oda Sakunosuke was not surprised at all, "I know."

"Mr. Oda..." Shimao reminded him kindly, "At this time, you should be surprised first."

"Is that right?"

Oda Sakunosuke took him to a relatively sparsely populated coastal road, and the sea breeze blew through Shima Yuko's hair, carrying a unique dampness.

"This is the brake, this is the accelerator, this is the handbrake, and the gears are like this..." Oda Sakunosuke briefly introduced the various functions that need to be driven, before Shimao looked carefully, "Okay, go and drive Try it."

"Wait..." Before he finished speaking, Yuu Shima was pushed into the driver's seat by Oda Sakunosuke,

Oda Sakunosuke also sat in the passenger seat, and looked at Shima Yuu who was holding the steering wheel for the first time with a very calm gaze, and he didn't feel Shima Yuto's uneasy mood at all.

"Mr. Oda, aren't you afraid that I might cause an accident?" Shima Yuu stepped on the brake tightly.

"No, if something happens, I will give you an early warning." Oda Sakunosuke said indifferently: "So you don't have to be so nervous."

With what Oda Sakunosuke said, Shima Yu finally felt relieved. After all, as long as Oda Sakunosuke didn't suddenly rush up to snatch his steering wheel, it would undoubtedly mean that he was driving on the right road.

Shifting the gear to the forward gear, Yuu Shima let go of the brakes and slowly stepped on the accelerator. There was a small roar from the engine, which made Yuu Shima almost let go of his feet in fright. Shima Yu sanity.

The tachometer gradually went up, and the scenery outside the window began to reverse. Shima Yuu took control of the steering wheel, and the car slowly drove out along the white line drawn on the asphalt road.I hit the brakes again at the red light.

Yuu Shima turned his head excitedly, "Mr. Oda, I have learned to drive!"

"Okay." Oda Sakunosuke said in a calm tone: "You have already learned, just practice more."

"It doesn't seem to be difficult." Shima Yu sincerely thought that Dazai Osamu was a good boss, and he was willing to give him 24 hours to study. He decided to take back all the words he had scolded him in secret.

"Just drive your own way." Oda Sakunosuke looked out the window and said, "Next, identify some traffic signs, and don't do anything illegal in front of the traffic police."

Unless he is caught by the traffic police, Shimao Yu can be said to be confident. After all, he doesn't even have a driver's license, so he wants to deduct his points?Dreaming!Even if a vehicle is photographed violating regulations, only the owner can be found.As for who the owner of the car is, it's not him anyway, and it can't be Osamu Dazai, as long as he can't find him.

It took Shimao three hours from touching the steering wheel to racing around on the highway.Until it got dark, Shima Yu finally became familiar with the streets and alleys of Yokohama.

After sincerely thanking Oda Sakunosuke for his help, the other party also showed him a clear way to apply for a car from the Hong Kong black administrative department. Also cautiously asked if it is necessary to have a driver.

It's cool to have a taste of the privileged class!

The brand new black car stopped in front of Osamu Dazai's apartment, and Osamu Dazai, who was reading while walking after get off work, didn't notice the car.

Shima Yu honked the horn twice in a proud manner, signaling Osamu Dazai to look at him!

"Dazai! I learned how to drive!"

Osamu Dazai turned his head slowly, and was not at all surprised to see Yuu Shima who was sitting in the driver's seat with a proud face, "You did a good job."

Shima Yu breathed a sigh of relief, the first hurdle was finally passed.

The author has something to say: After solving the case, Oda Saku is the strongest tool man! ! !

Yuu Shima has a brain, but he is too lazy to use his brain

Mr. Akutagawa, who did not want to be named, said: I also want to be praised by Mr. Dazai!