Port Nanny, Dementia Online

Shimao opened the door of his room, "I'm sorry, because Senior has invited guests to dinner." His attitude of admitting his mistake was good, "That's why I came back now."

"It's really inconvenient not to have a mobile phone." Zhong Yuanzhong also complained.In the past, when he was in the Central Plains, he didn't have such worries. When he came back, the other party had already stayed in the base.

"After all, there is no money at all." Shimao smiled and said, "I will buy a mobile phone when I earn my first month's salary."

After turning on the light, the situation in the room is clear at a glance. The dormitory provided by Ganghei is a simple one-bedroom room with simple furniture.

"Does your room look like this?" Zhong Yuanzhong also looked around, and sat down on the sofa carelessly.

"It's not bad." Shima Yu took out the kettle and started to boil water. There was no tea prepared in the house just moved in.

Yuu Shima began to suspect that Osamu Dazai did it on purpose, and deliberately said that Zhong also had something to hide from him. Is it to make him feel bad or has another purpose?Yuu Shima found that he couldn't figure out Dazai Osamu's thoughts at all.

Compared with the question of what Dazai Osamu wants to do, Shimao is more concerned about what Chuya Nakahara is hiding from him. Is it related to the former leader of the port mafia that was investigated before or the Huangba spit that Yang investigated earlier?

In the final analysis, what is Huang Ba spit?

Thinking about it this way, it seems that many brain cells will be killed again.Shima Yu touched the dizzy-looking Sunshine Doll on his shoulder, and decided to give up thinking.

The kettle hummed softly on the stove.

"Chuya." Shima Yu softly called his name.

"what's up?"

"I saw you on the street today, but you didn't seem to see me."

No, I still can't open my mouth.

Zhong Yuanzhong also rounded his cobalt blue eyes, and said angrily: "Then you didn't call me!"

Shimao scratched his hair, "It seems that you are performing some important tasks, so I won't bother you."

"Ding-dong-ding-dong-"

There was a sound at the door, which was completely different from the sound made by the mechanical doorbell, and more like the sound made by someone at the door.

"Who is it?" Nakahara Chuya asked.

"It's so late, who else will come besides you?" Shimao looked out the door, not feeling that he was so popular when he first entered Hong Kong, "Maybe senior forgot to explain something."

He completely forgot that Oda didn't know his exact house number.

Yuu Shima walked to the door and took a closer look through the cat's eyes. Through the narrow circular hole, he saw only a person with jet-black fluffy hair like seaweed standing with his back facing outside the door.

This familiar hairstyle can only remind Shima Yu of a dangerous person.

"...It seems that Dazai is outside the door." Shima Yu said hesitantly, to be honest, he also wanted to pretend not to hear.

When Zhongyuan Zhongye heard this person's name, he was furious and said, "Don't open the door for him!"

"A~Yo~quick~open~the door~ah~" The people outside the door still called Shima Yu's name in a disturbing voice.As if aware of the actions of the people behind the door, he suddenly moved closer to the cat's eyes, a face was zoomed in at a close distance, and then the iris-colored single eye met the gold-colored pupils through the objective lens, Shima Yuu couldn't help but take a step back in fright.

"Wow—!"

"I know you're inside." Dazai Osamu said through a door, he showed a sinister smile, and raised his voice: "I want to know what will happen if you deliberately don't open the door for me?"

It has to be said that Yuu Shima is most afraid of making threats.

Osamu Dazai's voice penetrated through the door panel and reached Chuya Nakahara's ears.

"I want to see what will happen!" Nakahara Chuya pulled out a dangerous and fierce smile from the corner of his mouth, and strode forward towards the entrance.

Before the orange-haired boy opened the door and punched the comer hard.Shima Yu heard the crisp sound of metal colliding from the door lock.

pat-

The door lock was opened.

"excuse me--"

No, is the door lock of his dormitory so easy to pick? !Or is Osamu Dazai some kind of thief reincarnated?

The boy in bandages is still the same outfit that Yuu Shimao has seen before, but for some reason, his whole body is dirty, as if he has rolled around in the mud.He held a straightened paper clip in his hand. It seemed that this was his lockpicking tool. After seeing Zhongya Zhongya standing inside the door, his expression immediately turned bad, "Why are you here, Zhongya?"

"What is why? I'm here for granted, right?!"

"Are you a pervert? You have to take up other people's time off work, do you really think Ayu is your property?"

"It's not as good as you, a bandage monster who can pick people's door locks."

"If it wasn't for you not letting Ah Yu open the door, I'm afraid I would have already come in."

hum-

The spout of the kettle let out a long sound, and Shima Yuu frantically went to turn off the fire on the stove.

"I said what the hell are you doing here?" Nakahara Chuya crossed his hands in front of his chest, looking straight at Osamu Dazai.

It is not wrong to say that he is looking at the head, after all, he is standing on the steps of the porch now, a little higher.

"Puhahaha..." Osamu Dazai laughed out loud, shrugging his shoulders, as if he was about to fall to the ground in the next second, "I found... It seems that I can clearly see your face for the first time, little dwarf haha Ha ha……"

Shima Yu seemed to see a vein popping out of Nakahara Chuya's forehead.

"It's too much to say that!" Shima Yu protested behind Nakahara Chuya with a water bottle in hand, "Then Dazai, have you never seen my face clearly?"

I'm ashamed to say, probably because I didn't eat any good food in the sheep's day, and I lacked the necessary nutrition. Nakahara Nakaya and Shima Yu are on the same height. Compared with Dazai Osamu, they are half a head shorter. Bar.

"Yes." Osamu Dazai nodded solemnly, and he even stretched out his hand to gesture, "After all, the difference is... so much!"

"I see..." Nakahara Chuya half-bent down, kicked out with all his strength, and kicked Osamu Dazai horizontally.

After Osamu Dazai fell to the ground under the weight of his foot, Nakahara Chuya smiled, "...you came here to get beaten, right?"

"It hurts, it hurts!" Dazai Osamu fell to the ground, like a child who was cheating, refusing to get up, and began to complain with his mouth flattened, "Ayu, look at Zhongya!"

Shimao helplessly stepped forward and helped Osamu Dazai sit up.

Nakahara Nakaya looked at Osamu Dazai condescendingly, moved his nose, and immediately covered his nose with his body, "What are you doing, why is there such a strange smell?"

"Is there? Is there?" Osamu Dazai's smile collapsed, he raised his arms and began to smell around, even stretching out in front of Shima Yu, "Ayu, did you smell it?"

Before, I felt that Osamu Dazai seemed to be very dirty, but now that I smelled it again, Shimao Yu could only feel a smelly steam rushing towards his face, which was perfectly covered by Osamu Dazai's black clothes. If you look carefully, there are water plants pulling on him body.

"Did you fall into the river?" Shimao asked cautiously. He remembered the "Complete Suicide Manual" that the other party was holding in the infirmary. It was really hard not to let people think about it.

Osamu Dazai replied with a smile on his face: "On the way to find Ayu, I happened to find that the Tsurumi River under the night is exceptionally beautiful, so I couldn't help but jump in to see if I could commit suicide successfully."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also very impatient about this, "Then why didn't you die as a suicidal maniac?"

"Isn't it because I met a kind-hearted man who took me ashore for a night tour." Osamu Dazai sounded unhappy.

"You can jump in again." Nakahara Chuya said coolly.

"It's not good to cause trouble for others."

"The main thing is not to bring psychological shadow to the kind-hearted person who rescued you?" Shima Yu blinked and said, he found that a puddle had already accumulated on the ground where Osamu Dazai was sitting.

I can't understand such a hobby at all.

Will most people persist in doing what they were going to do after failing to commit suicide?No, shouldn't you finish what you have to do before committing suicide?So Osamu Dazai knew that he would not die this time, so what was the point of jumping into the river... Shima Yu felt that he had fallen into a misunderstanding.

Osamu Dazai suppressed his smile, took out something from his overcoat and threw it at Yuu Shima.Yuu Shima took it and saw that it was a square flip phone, probably from a one-day trip with Dazai Osamu Tsurumigawa, and it was so wet that water could be thrown out at the moment.

"This is a congratulatory entry gift." Osamu Dazai said casually, "After all, it will be troublesome if you can't find someone when you have to go out on a mission."

"Ah, thank you." Shima Yu turned on the phone, and the phone can still be used normally at this time, and I have to sigh with emotion that the waterproof function is powerful.

"I'm not ready to buy it for you when I get my first salary like some little dwarf." Osamu Dazai added another sentence extremely badly.

Nakahara Nakahara, who was snatched the opportunity, had a face full of displeasure. Sensing Shima Yuu's gaze, he turned his face away awkwardly and did not speak.

Shima Yu was a little happy, "Chuya, are you going to buy me a mobile phone too?"

That's right, Zhongyuan Zhongya, who just came out of the sheep, doesn't have much money on him.

This is nothing to be ashamed of admitting.Nakahara Chuya said in a low voice: "I originally wanted to give you a surprise, but now it's all messed up by the bastard Dazai."

"But it doesn't matter." Zhong Yuanzhong also adjusted his emotions, pretending to be casual: "I'll give you another gift."

Shimao nodded, he did not refuse the gift, "I will invite you to dinner together when the salary is paid." Let him think about what gift he wants to give back.

"It's just really unexpected. I didn't expect that the first gift in my life was actually given to me by Dazai."

Zhong Yuanzhong also staggered back to the room, turned around, gritted his teeth and said, "The first gift...is actually given by that... bastard."

"It's a great honor to have this honor." Osamu Dazai stood up, picked up the hem of his clothes, twisted them into a spiral shape, and squeezed out a lot of water.The expensive suit was crumpled against his body, but he didn't care about it at all, "Then I'll leave. After all, I feel like I'm going to suffocate breathing the air under the same roof with the little man."

"Don't breathe, you'll suffocate to death!" Zhong Yuan Zhong also cursed viciously.

"Thank you for your blessing." Before leaving, Osamu Dazai seemed to have remembered something, turned his head and said to Shima Yu: "Keep working hard~"

The author has something to say: Shima Yu (give up thinking): I am 94 scumbags,

Would you believe me if I said that Dazai jumped into the river with his mobile phone on purpose?

The purpose is to make Shima Yu think that the mobile phone is not a special gift

Japanese mobile phones are waterproof

Known: Shima Yu's height is similar to that of Zhong, with Shima Yu's daily schedule of enjoying the sun, wait until the nutrition is replenished (far eye)

2 years later, Shima Yu (__) Chuya, (please fill in the >, <, = symbols)