The human disqualification of an outsider

Oda Sakunosuke actually doesn’t really want to talk about so many things with Osamu Dazai, because from his point of view, this is not a very good option. If you want him to talk about it, he probably always thinks a lot about it. , and then turned to the horny kid and went to drink a glass of wine.

There is no need to make some things clear, as long as you know that each other values ​​each other.

But when he was about to take Dazai Osamu to the bar in Ginza, Oda Sakunosuke suddenly remembered something. The Tsushima family banquet he attended not long ago seemed to be Dazai Osamu’s coming-of-age ceremony, although in the eyes of the Tsushima family He is an adult, but in fact he is still a minor, which means that the other party is actually in a state where he is a minor and cannot drink.

Think carefully about when did you and Dazai Osamu and Sakaguchi Ango become drinking buddies? It seems to be a few years ago. At that time, Dazai Osamu should be only 16 years old, right?

Oda Sakunosuke tilted his head slightly. From a legal point of view, wouldn't he have committed the crime of inducing a minor to drink alcohol for two years?

Although it is the mafia, it can't do this, after all, this is still a child! ! !

Oda Sakunosuke looked at Osamu Dazai with a gentler look in his eyes instantly, and even brought some kindness and kindness of adults looking at children, just like looking at the group of children in his family. He stretched out his hand and rubbed Osamu Dazai's head, whispered: "Dazai, this time you can drink juice."

"Eh? Why?" Osamu Dazai put down the pile of thoughts, tilted his head in doubt, ignoring the hand of Oda Sakunosuke making trouble on his head, he stretched out his hand, and took out a bank card from his pocket skillfully. The card, you can tell it is Zhongyuan Zhongye's bank card without looking at it.

He hummed a little tune, turned around in his mind, and then said: "How could there be juice in the bar, is Odasaku joking?"

"No, let's go to the dessert shop this time." Oda Sakunosuke looked away, if he continued to take Dazai Osamu to the bar in Ginza, it would be the rhythm of drinking again, it is wrong for children to drink, even Dazai himself If you don't manage it well, how will you discipline your growing children in the future?

He blinked, eyes full of seriousness, lowered his voice, and said, "Go to the dessert shop."

"...Okay." Dazai Osamu stared at Sakunosuke Oda for a while, probably seeing through what the other person was thinking, he blinked, put away the bank card carelessly, and pulled Oda Sakunosuke around This street, go to the unaffected street, go straight to the coffee shop on the first floor of the small building where the Armed Detective Agency is located, and take a seat, "Just here."

"Where is this?" Having never been to this store before, Oda Sakunosuke was a little at a loss, but ordered a cup of coffee anyway, and confirmed that there was no drink to order here, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Upstairs is the Armed Detective Agency." Dazai Osamu pointed to the ceiling, propped his face with one hand, and leaned on the table like this, skillfully adjusted his posture, collapsed on the table, and instantly turned into muddy water Soft, he said weakly, "Actually, I originally thought about sending Odasaku to the Armed Detective Agency."

"Really?" Oda Sakunosuke responded casually to Osamu Dazai's words. He also knew that what Osamu Dazai said just now was actually about his own future. Presumably, before he decided to make himself the Colorless King, Dazai In fact, many options have been considered, but the option of the colorless king was finally chosen.

"Dazai, thank you." Looking down at the coffee that had been served by the waiter, Oda Sakunosuke gently shook the spoon in his hand, breaking up all the beautiful latte art into the coffee, and said in a low voice.

"You're welcome, Oda Saku is my friend." Today's Dazai Osamu will not hide this at all, he said very frankly, winking at the young lady in the coffee shop, and then couldn't help but sigh, "Wow, speaking of which, this should be the first time I've paid for coffee here!"

"First time?" Noticing the term of time in Dazai Osamu's mouth, Oda Sakunosuke asked blankly.

"Yes," because he was sure that the matter of Oda Sakunosuke was basically resolved, and there would be no sequelae, Dazai Osamu thought for a moment, and the white bandage spread from his fingertips at a slight angle, fluttering little by little, along the His movements are wrapped around his wrist, and the black sleeve covers his wrist. If you don't look carefully, you can't see the trace of the bandage. Said, "Odasaku, let me tell you a secret!"

"Okay." Responding to Osamu Dazai's words calmly, although Oda Sakunosuke was a little curious about what the other party was going to say, he didn't ask any more questions, just waiting for the other party to tell him.

Osamu Dazai took a deep breath, stared at Sakunosuke Oda's face, and said softly: "Actually, I have my own memories from two worlds."

"Oh." Blinking his eyes, Oda Sakunosuke, as someone who had seen the three Dazai Osamu, was actually quite calm, at least he didn't have any big feelings. Osamu Dazai summoned here, so it would not be a problem to exchange memories.

Thinking of this, he calmed himself down, added a cube of sugar to the coffee, and asked, "Then, what's the problem?"

"Yeah, I saw a very bad future, eh... Actually, it can't be called sadness, but the world without Odasaku really will lose most of the happiness." Osamu Dazai said exaggeratedly, he Rubbing his chin, the stories of Butei Zai and Chief Zai repeatedly flashed through his mind.

Lowering his head slightly, his gaze was a little erratic, and even the brilliance in the iris-colored eyes also changed, and he murmured, "I lost Oda Saku when I was here, and I also lost the affection of a close friend, because you and I said go to a brighter place, chose to leave the Port Mafia, and after a few years of cleansing, joined the Armed Detective Agency."

Oda Sakunosuke paused while tasting the dessert. He looked up at the ceiling, and it seemed that the Armed Detective Agency was above his head. Was it this organization that Osamu Dazai said he joined?

"The Armed Detective Agency is a very good place..." With a gentle smile in his eyes, Dazai Osamu recalled the days of laughter or tears he experienced in the Armed Detective Agency, and said softly, "This place is tolerant Regardless of everything, whether it is darkness or light, as long as you are a kind-hearted person, you will choose to tolerate you. It is full of redemption and happiness. It is the evening light of this city. Shine light to save countless people."

"Really? It's probably a very good place for you to make such an evaluation." Oda Sakunosuke said so, he watched Dazai Osamu, and he could clearly see the nostalgia and happiness in Dazai Osamu's eyes, he knew, What Osamu Dazai said was the other party's own feelings.

"Yeah, I met some people there. Although they were a bit annoying, I didn't want to refuse." Blinking his eyes, Osamu Dazai turned his head slightly to look at the crowd walking outside the store, picked up his coffee, took a sip, and continued Said, "That I left at a later date, in order to save a gentle and kind kid, but such a death is not bad."

He carefully recalled the feeling of death at that time, and described it to Oda Sakunosuke: "My life motto is to commit suicide with a clear and full of vigor. This is completely in line with my life motto. Leaving no problems, not to mention not causing trouble to others, is a very good method of suicide! It is also the only suicide method I found in that world other than inheriting the position of Patriarch and cultivating a new Patriarch."

"I see." With emotion, Oda Sakunosuke knew Dazai Osamu's life motto, and even more knew the fact that the other party had been pursuing death but could not die because of too strong vitality. It was a very happy thing that Dazai in that world could get his wish.

"Yeah, I really envy him." Speaking words of envy very earnestly, Osamu Dazai pouted, stirring the coffee with a small spoon, muttering, "I'm so happy, the me in that world, You can die or something, but now I can't find any way, except to find an heir."

Oda Sakunosuke ate the cake on the table and said slowly, "Thank you for your hard work."

Nodding his head if something really happened, Osamu Dazai recalled the time he was rescued after finally dying, and couldn't help complaining: "You don't know how difficult it is to die once, let's not talk about it before. Every time I commit suicide, I will Strangely, I was interrupted by Chuya. When I was in the Armed Detective Agency, I was really dead once. I was quite happy at that time. I didn’t expect that group of people to find out a way to revive me! They just brought me back to life. Already!!!"

Waving his hands, he said loudly, as if he was blaming them for meddling in their own business: "You must slow down my time, and then forcibly rescue me with supernatural powers, that's all, the state of suspended animation is messed up Yes, all in all, I'm not happy that I could have died, but I came back to life."

Osamu Dazai pursed his lips, as if he had suffered a lot of grievances, and said bitterly: "In the future, I must work hard so that I can die, and I will never have this kind of problem again. I must find a death that will not be resurrected." !!!”

"You want to die so much, I'll send you to Sanzu River right now!!!" A fist hit Osamu Dazai straight on the head. Kunikida Doppo listened to Osamu Dazai at the next table for a long time, and finally couldn't bear it anymore. Stop doing it.

He was actually a little emotional, because Osamu Dazai made it clear at first that the other party did not want to return to the Armed Detective Agency, which brought them a little distress and doubts, but after hearing what Osamu Dazai said now, Kunikida Doppo He was a little relieved that the other party didn't dislike the Armed Detective Agency, and even liked it very much. Although he didn't understand why the other party still didn't choose to come to the Armed Detective Agency in such a mood, there should be a reason for this, right?

He thought so, still listening to Osamu Dazai, Kunikida Doppo sat opposite Yosano Akiko and Atsushi Nakajima, the three of them subconsciously held their breath when they found Osamu Dazai sitting next to him, if Osamu Dazai It's about the Port Mafia, and they've got the information?If the other party is talking about something else, it doesn't matter.

But no one thought that the other party would feel the world in his memory here. Atsushi Nakajima swore that Mr. Dazai must have found out that they were staying next door, so he would sit here and talk about such a topic as a matter of course.

Kunikida Doppo didn't think too much about it, he just felt that Osamu Dazai's complaint about them saving his life was too much to be beaten. His group of people kindly researched the rescue plan for him and implemented it for him. He didn't appreciate it at all, and dared to make complaints about it, it's a shame! ! !

"Ah... Kunikida came out." Limp on the table, Osamu Dazai dodged Kunikida Doppo's other fist attack with a movement of his body, casually took the coffee and said, "It's really troublesome ...I seem to have to work? Let me see, has Mr. Sen arranged any work?"

Atsushi Nakajima watched Osamu Dazai turn on his phone to check, silently poked Osamu Dazai on the back, and said, "Mr. Dazai, you forgot to turn it on."

"Yeah," being "reminded" by Atsushi Nakajima, Osamu Dazai turned on the phone with a face of enlightenment, but he ignored a lot of messages and missed calls that popped up on the phone after turning on the phone. He opened the album naturally, Opened the picture of Atsushi Nakajima fighting side by side with Akutagawa this time, put it on the desktop, and said with emotion: "This cooperation between Akutagawa-kun and Akatsuki-kun seems to be smooth, as expected, you will get used to it if you exercise more."

"...Why does Mr. Dazai have this photo?!" Atsushi Nakajima opened his eyes wide, looking at the picture on the phone in surprise, and subconsciously wanted to snatch the phone, but was stopped by Osamu Dazai with quick eyes and hands.

"Of course it's because I took a picture when I committed suicide by jumping off the building." Answering Atsushi Nakajima's question as a matter of course, Osamu Dazai shrugged his shoulders, put his phone away, tilted his body, leaned directly against the window of the shop, and said softly, " If Dunjun's tiger roar was not so attractive, I would not have noticed this matter."

He was so emotional, and then remembered something, stretched out his hand and patted Atsushi Nakajima's head, shaking his head with regret, "It's a pity... Dun Jun, in this incident, do you know who killed it?" The most brainless? It's Ms. Fujiwara Lixiang! She killed four or five brainless with her bare hands! It's too bad that a boy like you is no match for a weak girl!"

Dazai Osamu naturally ignored the fact that Fujiwara Tateka had torn Gaitia with his hands, exaggerated some facts, and said loudly: "Atsushi! You are too weak!"

"Yes... I'm sorry." Subconsciously apologized, Nakajima Atsushi thought about it, and then had new doubts.

—Wait, who is Fujiwara Tachika?How come I haven't heard this name before?

——Speaking of which, when Akutagawa-kun and I were fighting brains together, the group of brains that fell down on the other side was solved by a girl?Today's girls are really not to be underestimated!

"Atsushi-kun, it's not enough to be a hero of Yokohama." Osamu Dazai said seriously, he looked at Atsushi Nakajima tenderly, just like Atsushi Nakajima remembered him, and said softly, "But , Dun Jun, there should be no problem, I believe you."

He blinked, and when Atsushi Nakajima was moved, he suddenly withdrew his hand and said with disgust: "But my current apprentice is Akutagawa-kun, I won't teach you, you should rely on yourself, Atsu-kun."

Osamu Dazai snorted twice, skipped Yosano Akiko who was still watching, avoided Kunikida Doppo's hand, and dragged Oda Sakunosuke to leave here, "Let's go, there are still many things to do What to do."

"Ah." After being stunned for a moment, Oda Sakunosuke followed Dazai Osamu's pace with kindness. He walked beside Dazai Osamu, although he didn't quite understand the specific meaning of what the other party suddenly said to Atsushi Nakajima and the others. , but there should be some reason for coming to Osamu Dazai, right?

"Well, can I pay on credit?" Dazai Osamu greeted the waitress in the coffee shop skillfully, and said something that would not be welcomed by the waiter at all. When he saw the familiar smile on the other party's face , he blinked, took out a piece of paper from his pocket, stuffed it into the other party's hand, and then said naturally, "Of course my bill has to be paid by Dun Jun, isn't it, Dun Jun ?”

"Ah, yes!" subconsciously responded, Nakajima Atsushi took a moment to realize that Osamu Dazai asked himself to pay for him, and was about to refute, but found that the other party had disappeared.

He lowered his head aggrievedly, and watched the waitress put the bill in front of him. Being a good boy at heart, he didn't dare to neglect at all. He silently took out his wallet, which was not fat at all, and paid for Mr. Dazai. Qian, I think Mr. Dazai must have done it on purpose to praise himself beforehand!

Osamu Dazai took Oda Sakunosuke to the Port Mafia Building, muttering, "There should be no problem with the Armed Detective Agency, so let's go and settle the slug matter~"

"Huh? Dazai, we just ran out of debt..." Oda Sakunosuke was still thinking about what he hadn't paid just now.

"It's okay, I just praised Ton-kun, and my compliment is very expensive! Akutagawa-kun has to make at least a few hundred million yen for my compliment, so I asked Ton-kun to pay for me once." Coffee money is nothing." Taking it for granted, Osamu Dazai didn't feel that there was any problem with his teaching to Atsushi Nakajima and Ryunosuke Akutagawa, but simply felt that there was nothing wrong with his conversion.

After a moment of silence, Oda Sakunosuke couldn't find anything to refute, he simply felt:

——Is this the legendary "one willing to fight and two willing to endure"?

Being cheated every day Atsushi Nakajima: No! ! !

The author has something to say: Dazai: My compliments are expensive!Please refer to the efforts of Mr. Akutagawa from the world next door for the specific price~