The human disqualification of an outsider

Dazai Osamu did not expect that his young self would do so many things for himself. After reminiscing with his Holy Grail mother, he sat on the black clay sofa again, casually flipping through his memories, the corners of his mouth twitched more and more, until In the end, he gave Tsushima Sakura a small look for help, that pitiful look is really very rare.

"Shuji, you are already the head of the family, don't be too decadent~" Tsushima Sakura smiled, ignoring Dazai Osamu's little eyes asking for help, and decisively chose to stab another knife in the other's injured little heart.

"Ahhh...why do you want to do this kind of thing? Wouldn't it be good to let that old man live?" Covering his head in collapse, Osamu Dazai rolled over, and the black mud under him naturally extended, turning from the sofa to The bed, even if he rolls on it, he won't fall off.

"Hmm... Haraemon is only 38 years old, so it's not suitable to be called an old man." Smiling and extracting unimportant information, Tsushima Sakura obviously didn't intend to say anything about inheriting the position of Patriarch, but mentioned Another thing, "You are now considered to be both the head of the family and the operator, so, do you need me to ask someone to help you manage the family?"

She raised her sleeves slightly, half-covered her face, the faint smile at the corner of her mouth was covered by her long sleeves, only her laughing voice echoed in the room: "Even so, you have to attend family meetings from time to time, of course, you You know, the Tsushima family doesn't have any big things to deal with, at most it's one of our brothers who wants to get shelter, so we need to take action."

After thinking for a moment, Sakura Tsushima said sincerely to Osamu Dazai: "Actually, it won't affect the game you plan to play as a good baby in this world. Being an operator may be more tiring than being a head of the family."

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, thinking of the head of the family who had been buried in documents, and then thinking about the family business he knew, "So, I am definitely burying myself with documents, right? After raising cubs, it doesn't matter. The document has been revised."

Knowing that what Osamu Dazai was talking about should be the Dazai who became the head of another world and had a daughter, Tsushima Sakura blinked, tilted her head in doubt, and said, "Really, do we have so many official duties to do? ?”

She obviously didn't understand why the other party seemed very tired, maybe it was because of tiredness?

Tsushima Sakura stretched out her hand and counted carefully: "The affairs of the Tsushima family are actually an annual grand ceremony. When the world consciousness sends orders, it takes action. When the cornerstone power of the world wants to be free, it gives shelter and corrects for a year. The list of expenses, and the rest will be handled by the families who serve the Tsushima family and depend on the Tsushima family."

"Even if it's money, there are golden rules and world awareness to help. No matter when, you can win the lottery and get money," Dazai Osamu also said, and then he grabbed the black mud beside him, and the black mud was on his side. His hand naturally turned into a soft quilt. When he wrapped it, it turned into a dark ball and pretended to be dead on the bed. Yes, it's really a waste of time, just slap him and solve the problem."

Dazai Osamu didn't believe that when he saw Fujiwara Tachika and the others, he didn't receive the message of world consciousness. Obviously, it was something that he had to help, and he insisted on doing it because of his preference. However, if he came by himself, he probably would Will you do this?

He covered his face, feeling that he didn't seem qualified to say that his young self made troubles. After all, he was the one who grew up. Change this fact.

Sighing, Osamu Dazai no longer thinks about those messy things. Compared with such complaints, it is better to directly solve the things that he made when he was young, and if possible, let the remaining things get stuck in the bud It would be better to solve it, so maybe I can get a vacation?

With this in mind, he patted his clothes, walked out of the room quietly with a faint smile on his face, and snapped his fingers lightly. In just a moment, all the black mud that covered the room disappeared. , into the shadow of Dazai Osamu, in the darkness, undercurrents surge, but no one can discover the clues.

Everything is calm, no matter what the detection object is, it is impossible to know what happened in this room at first, let alone what Dazai Osamu and Tsushima Sakura said.

If possible, Osamu Dazai hopes that Tsushima Sakura can turn around and leave this place, and stop following him. After all, the Tsushima family actually has a lot of things to do on the page, and as the head of the family, he even ran out , How can Tsushima Sakura, the "wife of the former head of the family", come out?

However, Sakura Tsushima is the power of the Holy Grail, so she is naturally not the kind to be obedient, let alone Osamu Dazai's little mood.

In Tsushima Sakura's eyes, Osamu Dazai is probably still the cute little child he was before. He is not good enough, and he still needs everyone to take care of him, and he needs to check the situation by himself.

So she didn't choose to leave, but followed Osamu Dazai to the port mafia building.

"What are you doing this time?" Tsushima Sakura blinked and asked curiously.

"Looking for someone." Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes. Although he did a lot of things when he was young, at least the other party did do something he needed, such as talking about the problems with Sakunosuke Oda.

He walked slowly among the buildings of the port mafia, holding a game console that he hadn't played for a long time in his hand. Even if he didn't use his eyes to see the road, he could still walk skillfully in it. The identity of the other party can be judged by the sound or the state of the other party's walking.

When he reached the door close to the basement, Osamu Dazai finally stopped his pace, raised his eyelids, and the doorkeeper in black immediately opened the door for him, Tsushima Sakura behind him had already covered himself No one can discover her existence except Nakahara Chuya and Mori Ou.

He blinked his eyes, put the game console in his pocket, and the windbreaker curled up beautifully. He stepped on his steps and walked into the underground training room.

Even if he didn't investigate the situation, and didn't learn about the recent missions of the port mafia, Osamu Dazai could know that Ryunosuke Akutagawa must be in this place, because he was his master and he was the most powerful member of the port mafia. Know about the other person's existence.

He squinted his eyes, stopped walking, and stood behind Akutagawa Ryunosuke. At the moment when the opponent subconsciously used "Rashomon" to attack him, he stretched out his hand and used all the different abilities of "Rashomon" Destroyed, he slapped Ryunosuke Akutagawa on the back with his palm, and called out, "Akutagawa?"

"... Dazai-sensei!!!" Akutagawa Ryunosuke suddenly turned his head. The moment his "Rashomon" dissipated, he knew who was behind him, and turned his head a little excitedly. Knowing that Osamu Dazai went out to do a mission, but the other party never came back, he was just a little disappointed.

This moment of loss, when I saw Osamu Dazai himself, was completely covered by the strong admiration and belief, so that there was no trace at all. Ryunosuke Akutagawa's eyes were bright, and it was rare for Osamu Dazai to come and take pictures in person. I felt infinitely excited when I even called my name behind my back.

"What orders does Mr. Dazai have?" Asking Dazai excitedly, Akutagawa Ryunosuke promised that the moment Dazai gave the order, he would be dispatched immediately, complete the task perfectly, solve everything, and let Dazai Seeing your own strength, let Osamu Dazai recognize yourself! ! !

Thinking about the series of things arranged by the young boy Zai and Edogawa Ranpo, Osamu Dazai blinked, skipped the strong emotion in Akutagawa Ryunosuke's eyes, and said naturally, "Oh, there is indeed a new mission .”

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's eyes became brighter, and he looked at Osamu Dazai expectantly.

This is an opportunity, a chance to show your strength to Mr. Dazai, you must perform well! ! !

"Dun-kun seems to have a problem, you go to solve it and help him." Osamu Dazai blinked and said with a smile.

He calmly ignored the huge hatred and anger that rose from Akutagawa Ryunosuke at the moment he uttered the title "Atsushi-kun", he just patted the other person on the shoulder naturally, tilted his head and said, "Akutagawa-kun , will solve this problem?"

"...Yes." Gritting his teeth, he accepted the task. Ryunosuke Akutagawa was not in a good mood at this moment, he just felt that his whole body was about to explode.

It's Atsushi-kun again, and Atsushi Nakajima again! ! !

What is it about that weak white tiger that Mr. Dazai cares so much about?Why do I have to save that bastard?That guy, why is he still hanging around in front of Mr. Dazai!Kill him, after killing him, all the troubles will disappear, and I will be the only one in Dazai teacher's eyes! ! !

Thinking of this, the expression on his face became more ferocious, his fists were clenched tightly, hanging on his sides and exerting force faintly, suppressing all the anger, he said to Osamu Dazai with all his strength, "I will complete the task." Atsushi Nakajima to complete the task!

"Very good," Dazai Osamu clapped his hands in satisfaction, he turned around casually, walked towards the exit, and said in his mouth, "Akutagawa-kun, please bring Atsu-kun back intact, the alive one."

As if he knew what Akutagawa Ryunosuke was thinking, he narrowed his eyes slightly, covering up the flash of light in his eyes, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was a little mocking, and he didn't know what kind of ridicule he was laughing at. All he can know about his existence is that all of this is in his plan.

Not planning to visit Mr. Mori at all, Osamu Dazai turned around, moved his feet, ran to the elevator, took the elevator directly to Chuya Nakahara's office, collapsed on the sofa, and ignored the document buried in the Nakahara Chuya, who was in the pile, poured a glass of water by himself, "groaning without illness" with a bored face.

There was a cross on his forehead, Nakahara Chu didn't expect Osamu Dazai to come over to occupy his sofa in such an open manner, and the other party unexpectedly changed back to his adult appearance without knowing it.

He silently glanced at the half of the extra files, all of which were stuffed into him because Osamu Dazai was a young child, if the other party changed back now...

Nakahara Nakaya moved his hand, patted on those piles of documents, and then waved his hand, these documents were directly controlled by his supernatural ability, and they floated up, lost control on Dazai Osamu's head, and scattered one after another, throwing Dazai rule submerged.

He said without a good voice: "Since they are all back, you bastard, correct the paperwork for me!!!"

"Hey——" Dazai Osamu whimpered, threw away the documents that covered his face, and let them all fall to the ground, while he turned over like a carp and changed his posture, leaning against the back of the sofa, Shrugging his shoulders and spreading his hands, he said, "I haven't corrected paperwork for a long time, so I don't want to do this."

"It's because you are always skipping work that you accumulate so many paperwork!!!" Nakahara was almost furious, if Mr. Mori hadn't moved all the paperwork to him when he came back from Yokohama this time, he wouldn't have Knowing that Osamu Dazai has been correcting documents for three consecutive months!All the emergency documents inside were handled by Mr. Mori with the help of Mr. Mori, and there are only a bunch of miscellaneous things left here waiting for approval, and I have to take the blame because Osamu Dazai has not changed back! ! !

He snorted, feeling that he had been wronged to death. Who would want such a partner? If it wasn't impossible to change, he would also want to find a capable guy as a partner.

Nakahara also thought so, threw out a pen, and threw it straight on Dazai Osamu's head. He felt that he had been taken over by a god, otherwise, how could he meet Dazai Osamu? What about the partner who is responsible and always messes things up?

Osamu Dazai took the pen thrown over him, shrugged helplessly, but still silently picked up the documents, sorted them into piles, and casually corrected them, if it wasn’t for the beautiful handwriting written by the nib To show his intentions, judging from that expression, it might make people feel that he is distracted and in a daze.

Seeing that Osamu Dazai was actually correcting the document obediently, Nakahara was also surprised. He looked at Osamu Dazai in disbelief, got up silently, left the document on his desk, and strode to Osamu Dazai's room. Beside him, he decisively covered his fist with supernatural power, and punched Osamu Dazai. Although he didn't use much strength, and he stopped naturally at the moment Dazai Osamu reached out to block his fist, but his supernatural power was indeed was lifted.

Nakahara also frowned, stretched out his hand silently again, and pressed it on Dazai Osamu's head. After feeling it, he touched his forehead for a while, and said blankly: "No replacement, I don't have a fever..."

"It's too much..." Immediately shouted, Osamu Dazai held his chest in aggrieved manner, and said with a deeply shocked expression, "Chuya, you actually suspect that I am a fake!!!"

"When did you come to work so obediently?!" As Masa said, Nakahara also felt that it was only natural for him to suspect Osamu Dazai just now. The other party would never correct documents so obediently. Give it to yourself and skip work by yourself!

"Alas..." Osamu Dazai sighed and waved his hand, expressing that he was deeply shocked and didn't want to see Chuya Nakahara.

Returning to his seat full of doubts, Chuya Nakahara started to correct the documents again, but still glanced at Osamu Dazai from time to time, and asked with some doubts, "Are you really okay?"

"Hush...you can't say it," Osamu Dazai made a "hush" gesture, and the pen in his hand turned into a new pattern. He smiled and said, "I don't need to go out now, I just stay here Just wait for the news, when the time comes, Zhong Ye remembers to show me a beautiful appearance!"

"Oh, I will remember to throw you off the stairs." Casually answering Osamu Dazai's words, Chuya Nakahara had countless thoughts in his mind, and then it naturally came down to one point—probably what Osamu Dazai was doing again Special plan, huh?Forget it, I don't need to think about this kind of thing, let's correct the paperwork first.

After confirming this matter, Zhongya Nakahara buried himself in the paperwork again, and the whole office fell into a rare peace and harmony. Both of them were working hard. If Mori Ogai upstairs knew, he would probably feel that this was his own double black It is a rare time to live together peacefully, and we need to leave a photo as a souvenir.

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel "Moxibustion" for throwing the grenade, okay~