The human disqualification of an outsider

Even Tachika Fujiwara, who has gone through countless things, can't tell what the current situation is. After Dazai Osamu said the words "please me", she felt that she heard the words of the kings in Chaldea. All kinds of "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" voices really made my ears ring.

Squeezing her temples, she subconsciously took out the black card given by the world consciousness, trying to pay for the dessert by herself first, but Osamu Dazai waved at the shopkeeper, and directly waived the bill for convenience.

With a look of surprise on her face, Fujiwara Tateka suddenly turned her head to look at Osamu Dazai. She still vaguely remembered that the other party said that he was the head of the Tsushima family. Could it be that this dessert shop is the property of the Tsushima family?

The corners of Osamu Dazai's mouth curled up, revealing an inscrutable smile, and said lightly, "It's nothing, it's just that these houses are all mine."

"Rich Lord, please take care of me!!!" Subconsciously clapping his hands, Fujiwara Lixiang shouted this sentence, and then realized that something seemed wrong, raised his head to look at Osamu Dazai, and changed his voice, "That ...How to please?"

"Huh? Did you ask me?" Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide, pointed at himself with his little finger, and looked at the other person blankly, "How would I know? It's not that I want to do this."

"Isn't that what you asked for?" Looking at each other, Fujiwara Tateka tilted her head in doubt, both of them showed a blank look on their faces, and they failed to successfully connect with the upper brain circuit.

Osamu Dazai stared at Tachika Fujiwara, and after seeing something in the other person's eyes, he suddenly laughed, "It's really interesting, then, please give me your advice during this time."

As he said this, he stretched out his hand, but not to Fujiwara Tachika, but to Illya, and he showed a sly smile, "Mr. My sister is so tolerant..."

"Tolerance?" Illya didn't quite understand what Dazai Osamu meant, and stared at him curiously, still eating ice cream in her mouth.

Looking up slightly, Osamu Dazai made a memory, and the appearance of the blonde loli Alice appeared in his mind, "The leader of my family is a BT lolicon, if I see Miss Illya, I may not be able to restrain myself from rushing forward , so please tolerate him more, after all, I don't really want to be in the top right now."

"So that's how it is." Nodding suddenly, Illya clenched the magic wand in her arms and promised with a straight face, "

I will knock him unconscious, I won't kill him with a stick, don't worry. "

"That's really great, as long as it doesn't involve his life or death, other things don't matter." He said something that didn't sound like a subordinate would say, and Osamu Dazai didn't feel that he was sorry for Mori Ogai, but he was sorry for Mori Ogai later. I am curious about the reaction that will appear after seeing Illya.

He clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Since the conversation is over, let's go first, don't sit here for a while~"

Flipping his hand and pointing his fingertips at a certain house, Osamu Dazai's eyes were bright, and he seriously suggested, "The antenna on the top of that house looks very good, I think I can!!!"

"No, you can't." Pushing down Osamu Dazai, who had suicidal thoughts again, Tsushima Sakura casually helped Osamu Dazai tidy up his clothes, and said casually, "I'm very glad you didn't send a suicide note to Ms. Fujiwara just now. invite."

Shaking his head, Osamu Dazai said solemnly, "How could I ask Ms. Fujiwara to die for love? The light radiating from her body is not someone who will accompany me to die for love~"

It was just a second of seriousness, and after that, he immediately changed his style of painting, "Of course~ This is because Ms. Fujiwara is not my type!"

"Isn't the type you like the one with Odasaku's soul?" Tsushima Sakura straightened out, picked up the little Dazai who was still trying to explain something, hugged her into her arms, and walked straight out of the shop Go, "Don't quibble, you obviously like this kind of soul light the most, you can't see the appearance of a human being, you can only judge the appearance of the other party based on the soul."

"But people with supernatural powers can see their appearance." Seriously refuting Tsushima Sakura's words that she couldn't see Odasaku's appearance, Osamu Dazai pressed his small hand on his chest and murmured, "But Ah... what I like the most is the kind of very gentle young lady, they must have a resolute soul and a gentle character..."

Covering Osamu Dazai's mouth, Tsushima Sakura felt that what Dazai Osamu said was unnecessary to listen to, so she naturally chose to shield it from the source. She raised her head slightly and looked at the white clouds floating in the blue sky, He frowned, as if he had sensed something, and looked far away, and landed on the hillside on the outskirts of Fuyuki City.

"It's really troublesome...Human greed really shows the sense of existence all the time," Tsushima Sakura said unhappily after clearly sensing the change over there, and turned her head to look at the person who came out behind her. Fujiwara Lixiang and others asked, "If you are willing to do me a favor, I can tell you how to please Xiuzhi."

"Really?" Fujiwara Lixiang's eyes lit up all of a sudden, it is of course good to have such an opportunity, but she needs to hear more about what the so-called "busy" is, "But I have to ask first , What do you mean by helping?"

Squinting his eyes and scanning Fujiwara Tachika, Tsushima Sakura nodded slightly, approving Fujiwara Tachika's cautiousness, "Only by being so cautious can I become the savior of the world. The help I said is just the purpose of Xiuzhi and I coming here."

She blinked and lowered her voice: "You also know that I am actually the incarnation of magic in the Holy Grail. I took human form 18 years ago and was born in this world."

Osamu Dazai lay on Tsushima Sakura's shoulders, rubbing Tsushima Sakura's neck, his eyeballs moved, and he saw Tsushima Sakura's light black hair.

When the Tsushima family protected the Holy Grail, they created this artificial human specially for the other party. Its appearance was all determined by Tsushima Sakura, and the hair was naturally the purple chosen by the other party. It is commonly known that the appearance can best express a person's personality. Changes, once Tsushima Sakura's appearance changes, it means that Tsushima Sakura has also undergone some changes.

Black... that's black mud.

Blinking his eyes, Osamu Dazai shrank his head. He still remembered being baptized by Tsushima Sakura in the black mud when he was a child. Although it didn't hurt at all, the sticky feeling was very unpleasant.

However, after he fused the pile of black mud with his own power, he stuffed them all into his shadow, and he never saw such things as black mud again.

Slightly raised his head, worried about Tsushima Sakura's condition, Dazai Osamu whispered in Tsushima Sakura's ear: "Holy Grail Mother, are you influenced by the Great Holy Grail?"

"It's okay, but it's okay, there is no big problem, I have become independent." Tsushima Sakura touched Dazai Osamu's head, telling him not to worry too much, and then naturally smiled at Fujiwara Tachika and the others , pointed to the hillside, "That's where the Great Holy Grail in Fuyuki City is located. I remember you Chaldeans are collecting Holy Grails? Then please pack that Holy Grail and take it away. People here are planning to recreate the Holy Grail Woolen cloth."

"Holy Grail?" Fujiwara Tachika blinked. She is indeed short of resources, but she is still a little worried about taking away Fuyuki City's spiritual veins directly. "Will there be any problems if you take it away?" ?”

Osamu Dazai glanced at several special buildings in Fuyuki City, shook his head, and said, "No, even if we don't take it away, in a year or two, someone will completely destroy the Great Holy Grail. If it’s not, you might as well just take it away and use it as waste.”

"Really?" Fujiwara Tachika looked at Dr. Roman hesitantly, and after receiving a positive nod from the other party, he realized that what Osamu Dazai said was true. Since the Great Holy Grail will be destroyed in the end, then his own side will first It's not a problem to take it away, but you have to consider whether it will offend the world consciousness here...

"No way," Dazai Osamu spoke first, seeing Fujiwara Tateka's sorrow at a glance, "Your act of taking away the Great Holy Grail will be protected by me, Shuji Tsushima, and what I say will become a part of this world. approved things."

Although I don't understand why Dazai Osamu can have such a hard-nosed attitude, Fujiwara Tatsuka is indeed relieved because of what the other party said, and nodded seriously, "If that's the case, then we won't be polite."

"You're welcome, take it away." Waving his hand, Dazai Osamu's eyes lit up, and he collapsed into Tsushima Sakura's arms, obviously because the matter was settled, he became depressed, "Ah ...It's really great, and I don't need to do it again."

She patted Osamu Dazai on the back dumbfoundingly. Tsushima Sakura originally planned to let Osamu Dazai cooperate with her to solve the existence of the Great Holy Grail. She did not expect that a group of Chaldeans suddenly appeared in front of her, which reduced the relationship between herself and Osamu Dazai. Workload, which is also a good thing.

Fujiwara Tachika's action has always been very fast. One second, she accepted Tsushima Sakura's proposal, and the next second she had already agreed with Illya and Dr. Roman to go to the Holy Grail to find out.

She quickly decided on this matter, and turned around to ask Sakura Tsushima for a reward—advice on how to please Osamu Dazai.

In fact, she has a conclusion about such things in her heart, after all, the kings of Chaldea like to watch theaters very much.

There are only a few ways to please the king.

——Use your own behavior to get the other party's approval.

——Let the other party see things and things that they are interested in.

But, can such a method be used on Osamu Dazai?

Fujiwara Tachika didn't know what the answer would be. After all, she and Osamu Dazai only got along for a while, so there was no way to understand each other's temperament and preferences so quickly.

"If you want to talk about something that can interest Xiuzhi, it must be Oda Sakuka's suicide?" Tsushima Sakura thought for a moment, then suggested with a smile, "If you can find a girl who is willing to commit suicide with Xiuzhi, Or if you can find Odasaku and make Shuji happy, then it should be regarded as pleasing him, right?"

"Odasaku is...?" Calmly skipping the topic of suicide, Fujiwara Tatsuka was even more curious about the latter words. She had heard the name Odasaku just now, and it seemed that the other party liked the type?

"It's my best friend!" Dazai Osamu, who was still a salted fish just now, became energetic all of a sudden. He waved his hand, wishing to tell Fujiwara Tachika how good Oda Sakunosuke is. I go to the bar to drink, he will eat that kind of super spicy curry rice, raise a group of mischievous little devils, work alone and shoulder the life of the whole family, he is a killer but he doesn't kill at all, and he plans to wash his hands in Jinpan, and even Picking up people to go home from time to time, carefully counting balabala..."

Blinking her eyes, Tachika Fujiwara and her group successfully listened to a lot of content about Sakunosuke Oda because of this topic. There were twirling mosquito coils in her eyes. In order to end this seemingly endless topic, she Silently concluded: "So, Mr. Odasaku is Mr. Tsushima's best friend, right?"

"Yes~" The ending sound was prolonged, because he was a little excited, and he said a lot of words, Dazai Osamu's little face was flushed, and it seemed that people wanted to stretch out his evil little hand to squeeze it, and he blinked his iris-colored cheeks. Eyes, suddenly sighed with emotion, "So, I want him to live..."

"Huh? Is Mr. Odasaku dead?" Fujiwara Tateka was stunned for a moment, obviously a little surprised. He didn't expect that Odasaku was a dead person, and yes, because of death, the impression would be so deep and a large number of beautifications appeared .

"No, no, he's not dead yet, but he's about to die." Hastily waving his hand, Dazai Osamu denied Fujiwara Tachika's words, but quickly said "Flag". For some reason, he didn't feel sad that his best friend would die, but instead He proudly puffed out his chest and said loudly, "I promise, within seven days, he will definitely be dead!"

"Eh...then why are you so happy? You are a close friend." Fujiwara Lixiang said that he couldn't keep up with Dazai Osamu's thinking. Since you are a close friend, why does death make you so happy?This is not scientific!Shouldn't you be grieving the imminent death of a dear friend?

"Eh? Then how can it be called death? Compared to being plotted to death by Mr. Mori, and being plotted to death by me, it is not death, it is rebirth from Nirvana!!!" Saying loudly, Osamu Dazai's eyes Shining brightly, he obviously had a great sense of pride when he mentioned this matter, "In order to complete this matter, I deliberately ran to Fuyuki City to avoid all possibilities that would affect the result, just for the sake of Odasaku's Nirvana Rebirth!!!"

A familiar laugh came from behind Dazai Osamu, and with the sound of shoes stepping on the ground, Dazai Osamu's feet moved slowly, trying to hide his little self behind Illya.

I saw Mori Ogai holding Alice in his hand, and Nakahara Chuya with a bad face behind him, and said to Osamu Dazai with a smile: "So, the plan that can be completed in only one day is entirely because Your selfishness turned into a month, Dazai-kun?"

The author has something to say: Oda Tsukuru: I seem to have been planted with a death flag by someone? ? ?

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When sorting out the brain holes of the pre-received articles, I suddenly thought of something interesting, so I perfected the mustache, which led to the current version↓

"Personality changes as it says"

Mustache has a personality of "speaking spirit", whoever says what he says is a lost brother, he uses his personality to call his brother every day——

"Goldfish Ball", "Knee Pill", "Missing Pill"...

Katsumaru, a heroic student, his personality is very strange and varied——

Sometimes it turns into a goldfish, sometimes it cuts the knee with a knife, and sometimes it's the ultimate lost max...

Because it changes new patterns every day, it is called "Change Pill".

Reporter: May I ask why your personality always changes?

Knee Maru: It's all my brother's fault!none of my business!

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Thanks to the "moxibustion" little angel for throwing mines, okay~