The human disqualification of an outsider

After confirming that the three Dazai had returned to their original world, Oda Sakunosuke naturally led the little Dazai beside him towards Tsushima’s house. He remembered that this child was at Tsushima’s house just now. Killed his father with his own hands, and then inherited the position of Patriarch.

"Are we going to walk back like this now?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head and held his finger in his mouth, but Oda Sakunosuke forcibly took that finger out of his mouth. He could only give up and glanced at the people on the street. At the breakfast shop, he lowered his head and touched his flat stomach.

"Let's go back by car." Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while, and felt that the distance was really far away, and he didn't know how Dazai Osamu came here with such short legs. He hugged Dazai Osamu and put it in his arms In the middle, I am going to take the child to take the car first.

"I think we can have a meal first!" Said this sentence quickly, Dazai Osamu successfully made Oda Sakunosuke stop when he was about to step on the bus, he showed a little aggrieved expression, and touched himself With a small belly, he leaned over obediently, rubbed Odasaku's neck, and called coquettishly, "I'm hungry, Odasaku~"

"Okay." Turning around and leaving the bus station, Oda Sakunosuke sighed helplessly, looked around, and saw a breakfast shop selling porridge, and was going to take Dazai Osamu to fill his stomach, It turned out that the kid didn't seem satisfied with this option at all.

Osamu Dazai struggled a bit, jumped out of Oda Sakunosuke's arms, pulled on the other's pants, trying hard to pull this guy to one side, "This way~"

"Okay." Responding to Dazai Osamu's words, Oda Sakunosuke followed Dazai Osamu and walked in a certain direction, and finally stopped outside a certain noodle restaurant. He glanced at the curtain hanging down at the entrance of the noodle restaurant, thought for a moment, and still brought Following Dazai Osamu, he walked in.

"What do you want to eat?" While walking inside, Sakunosuke Oda surveyed the surrounding environment without any trace, holding the menu put in front of him by the waiter, he looked down and chose a menu. Ordinary stewed noodle soup, then looked at Osamu Dazai who had already sat down, only to find that the other party had disappeared, "Dazai?"

After looking around for a while, Oda Sakunosuke found the trace of the other party not far away. Dazai Osamu shrank his whole body into the arms of a young man in British style clothes. He walked over to take a closer look, and always I feel that the young man looks familiar, but he can't remember the specific identity.

"What do you want to eat?" Edogawa Ranpo came out to handle the case, and because he was hungry, he dragged his temporary partner to this place to eat noodles. He didn't expect to bump into such a cute Dazai Osamu, who likes cute things Naturally, he would not miss this opportunity to collect the black history of Osamu Dazai. With a few eyes and mysterious gestures, he successfully coaxed the little Osamu Dazai over.

With his arms around Osamu Dazai's waist, Edogawa lowered his head in random steps, resting his chin on Osamu Dazai's head, rubbing it lightly, satisfied with the nice touch of the small heater in his arms.

"I want to eat this." With sparkling eyes, Osamu Dazai spotted the crab meat noodle soup on the list, and immediately stretched out his finger to point to that line. Then he moved in Edogawa Ranpo's arms, adjusted Go to a more comfortable position and make a perfect "pillow" identity.

Edogawa took a quick glance, and knew that it was the crab meat that attracted Osamu Dazai's attention, and he didn't really care about it, so he raised his hand and ordered his and Dazai's noodle soup with the waiter, completely ignoring it. Oda Sakunosuke who came over.

"That... Mr. Ranpo, I haven't ordered..." Seeing that Edogawa Ranpo and Osamu Dazai got along well, Atsushi Nakajima, who had never had any sense of presence, finally couldn't help but raised his hand, reminding the two of them His own existence, he whispered, "I just need a simple fried rice."

"Dun Jun, do you know where this is?" Edogawa straightened his expression, and turned his head to look at the white tiger who followed him on a mission.

"It's a noodle shop..." Nakajima Atsushi answered Edogawa Ranpo's words in a low voice. His attention is still focused on Osamu Dazai. When he saw it before, he felt that Mr. Dazai looks like a small man now. It's so cute, though still pretty! ! !

Osamu Dazai naturally picked up Atsushi Nakajima's words, and said solemnly: "Then why do you order fried rice in a noodle shop?"

He tilted his head, matching that delicate and cute little face, he looked extraordinarily cute, and even the doubtful little eyes made people's hearts flutter.

"That's right, Atsushi-kun, even a countryman must understand this kind of truth!" Edogawa Ranpo said so, stretched out his hand and poked Dazai Osamu's soft little hand, and then the two of them started playing like this .

Osamu Dazai shook hands suddenly, trying to grab Edogawa Ranpo's fingers, but after a few unsuccessful attempts, he finally caught them in his own palm. He laughed happily, and followed Edogawa Ranpo's words, "Even if it is I, who have been staying at home all this time, understand this truth, brother, you are obviously so old..."

"But I don't even understand this truth. It's a pity..." Edogawa Ranpo and Dazai Osamu agreed one by one, talking about Atsushi Nakajima a little bit ashamed. Seeing this, it was nothing to throw away this The playful innocent child turned his head and spent his playful thoughts on Oda Sakunosuke who had already arrived in front of him.

"Wow, I saw it, it's a colorless person!!!" Showing a shocked expression, Edogawa Ranpo hugged Osamu Dazai in his arms tightly, and said loudly.

"I saw it too, it's a transparent and colorless person~" Osamu Dazai exclaimed cooperatively, the two of them put their heads together, chattering about "ghosts" and "last words", completely I didn't care about the reaction that would appear after Oda Sakunosuke.

In the end, Dazai Osamu stretched out his arms towards Oda Sakunosuke, and when the other party subconsciously wanted to hug him, he withdrew his hand abruptly, and the whole person retracted into Edogawa Ranpo's arms again, grasping The hat of Ranpo said loudly, "Ranbu, he thinks he can touch me! Am I going to pretend I can't see him?"

"I think I should pretend not to see~" Edogawa Ranpo also jumped up and said, he hugged Dazai Osamu, and moved his position, a little farther away from the position where Oda Sakunosuke was standing, Then he said to himself, "Ghosts, as long as they meet the sun, they will disappear!"

"Will it turn into white smoke with a bang?" Clapping his hands excitedly, Dazai Osamu looked like a child who wanted to make trouble at this moment, waiting expectantly for Edogawa Ranpo's words.

"No, no, no, it should be a vampire! But, I have never seen a vampire, what would a vampire look like?" Edogawa tilted his head and thought for a moment, then shook his head quickly. He held it high, then turned around in a circle, and said loudly, "Let's explore the mysteries of vampires~"

"He should have pointed teeth! They can be used to suck blood~" Osamu Dazai opened his arms, as if he had spread his own wings. Both had big smiles on their faces.

"Wow, Fangs~" Eyes lit up, Edogawa Ranpo and Dazai Osamu cast their gazes on Nakajima Atsushi at the same time, and when the other party was a little at a loss, they moved closer and reminded loudly, "Sharp Teeth~"

Nakajima Atsushi looked blankly at Edogawa Ranpo, then at Dazai Osamu, and finally set his sights on Oda Sakunosuke, with an obvious small look for help, hoping that the other party could save him from this dire situation come out.

Seeing that Atsushi Nakajima didn't cooperate with him, Ranpo Edogawa was obviously a little unhappy. He pouted, sat back in his seat, put Osamu Dazai on his lap, and his fingers were twitching on Dazai Osamu's hair. He muttered, "Vampires don't cooperate with us at all~ Obviously as long as they are illuminated by white light, everything will return to normal."

"Yes, yes, it would be great if there was a black beast. At that time, he will definitely show his sharp teeth, let out a low growl from his throat, and then pounce on the opponent, trying to swallow all the blood of the black beast Osamu Dazai shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, then turned his gaze to Oda Sakunosuke, and asked expectantly, "Oda Saku, what do you think?"

"Not bad?" Oda Sakunosuke answered Dazai Osamu vaguely. To be honest, he is a little confused about the specific situation now. He only knows that Dazai Osamu seems to be having a pleasant "playing game" with this young man?Now it seems that he compares himself to a "ghost", and Atsushi Nakajima is said to be a "vampire", so who is the "black beast"?Could it be Akutagawa-kun? ? ?

"Oda Sakunosuke said it was good~" A look of surprise flashed across his face, Osamu Dazai couldn't help covering his stomach, and laughed loudly, not forgetting to point to Oda Sakunosuke, laughing so hard Tears came out, and he walked towards Edogawa and said, "Look, he just said it was good!"

"Yeah, I heard that too hahaha..." Edogawa Ranpo also laughed, and the two of them laughed together, completely ignoring the faces of the crowd watching, until their respective noodle soups came out, The two of them showed their serious colors again, bowed their heads silently and started eating breakfast, without any intention of answering what happened just now.

Atsushi Nakajima and Sakunosuke Oda glanced at each other. Both of them didn't know the specific situation, but they just knew that it would be better to ignore these two guys now, at least for them, this is a better choice After all, not everyone can keep up with the brain circuits of Ranpo Edogawa and Osamu Dazai.

"Then, let's get into the final summary." After finishing his bowl of noodle soup, Dazai took up a tissue, wiped the corners of his mouth, turned his head to look at Ranpo Edogawa sitting beside him solemnly, and asked said, "What is it?"

"AFO." After giving a name, Edogawa Ranpo also put down the chopsticks in his hand, put his business card in front of Osamu Dazai with a smile, and said, "It's by the sea."

"Artificial man?" Osamu Dazai raised another question.

"Brainless." Edogawa Ranpo responded.

Bowing his head in thought, Osamu Dazai folded the tissue into the shape of a rose, placed it in front of Sakunosuke Oda, and said, "Ghosts, black beasts, vampires, and...the source."

"Bingo!" Edogawa Ranpo showed a satisfied expression. He gestured to shoot a gun, and made a hissing "bang" at Oda Sakunosuke, then stood up with a smile, and patted his hand directly on the On the side of Atsushi Nakajima who didn't know why, he dragged him away from here, "Let's go, Atsu-kun, our mission is completed!"

"Eh? Ranpo-senpai, aren't we going to solve the case?" Nakajima Atsushi couldn't help asking being dragged away by Edogawa Ranpo in a daze. !

"I told you it's finished, so don't worry about it!" Edogawa said loudly, pushing Atsushi Nakajima in front of him, and ordered, "Lead me the way, I want to go back and eat my food!" My beloved snack~”

"Eh?!" Atsushi Nakajima's voice floated from afar, Dazai Osamu also pulled Oda Sakunosuke away from here, he glanced at the two people who were going away, and tugged Oda Sakunosuke beside him Clothes, when the other party bowed his head, he turned his head away again, without looking at each other.

"Dazai?" For some reason, after chatting with Edogawa Ranpo, Dazai Osamu's reaction was a little subtle. Oda Sakunosuke didn't know exactly what happened, but he didn't ask about the specific situation either.

Osamu Dazai didn't intend to hide anything, he just said slowly, "Oda Tsukuru, it's time, I have to send the Midori Valley-kun next to you back to the original world, otherwise he will have problems."

"After all, he can be regarded as a relatively important existence in his world. In order to kill him, the guy who stole some technology from our family made some moves, trying to kill him at the place where Mr. Lugu returned. So , let's help Lord Lugu together, after all he has helped you so many times."

Osamu Dazai thought that he deliberately arranged Izuku Midoriya with Sakunosuke Oda, just to prevent Sakunosuke Oda from dying suddenly. Fortunately, there was no major problem in the end.

He said so, then tilted his head again, narrowed his eyes, explored the expression change on Oda Sakunosuke's face, and retracted his gaze with satisfaction, "It doesn't look like there is any sad emotion, it's good, Odasaku."

Dazai Osamu was bouncing ahead. After waving his hand to beckon the car from home, he stood still and turned his head. The dividing line between dark and light half.

He raised the corner of his mouth, showed a look of control to Oda Sakunosuke, and said seriously: "I won't let you die, and I won't let the person you value die, Oda Saku, Don't worry. Everything has been completely arranged by me."

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