The human disqualification of an outsider

Even though he was already sitting in Oda Sakunosuke's arms, Osamu Dazai couldn't calm down. After torturing Izuku Midoriya and Atsushi Nakajima's games countless times, he threw the game console aside in boredom, leaned back, Falling into Oda Sakunosuke's arms, he grabbed the corner of his clothes, tugged at him, and shouted, "Oda Saku, I'm hungry."

"Okay." Oda Sakunosuke nodded slightly, hugged Dazai Osamu so that he could sit in his arms, and took the child to the kitchen - the port mafia branch has everything, even the kitchen It is also well equipped.

"I want to eat that spicy curry made by Oda Saku." Osamu Dazai said excitedly. He was obviously very interested in this. He put one hand on Oda Sakunosuke's shoulder and stretched out the other hand, wanting to reach for it. The rice shovel in Oda Sakuyuki's assistant was gently grabbed by the other party and put back on his shoulder.

With a soft snort, he finally became obedient, staring intently at Oda Sakunosuke's cooking movements, "Oda Sakunosuke is really virtuous, I have to find a good man to marry..."

"Pfft..." Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help laughing out loud when he overheard this sentence. He obviously didn't expect Osamu Dazai to say such a thing, so he quickly waved his hand and explained to Osamu Dazai, "Mr. Dazai , Mr. Oda is a man and cannot be married."

"Really? Isn't that the same as me? You can have children without getting married." Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, tilted his head and thought for a moment, and seemed a little pleasantly surprised, "Father told me that children are group A ball, plug it, and you can make something."

"Eh..." Not knowing whether Dazai Osamu's words were childish words or allusions to something, Nakajima paused, unable to continue Dazai Osamu's words.

"Maybe." Oda Sakunosuke responded lightly to Dazai Osamu, but the four or five-year-old Dazai Osamu was still a child in his heart, so there was no need to let him know this knowledge.

Osamu Dazai seemed to be interested in this topic, and it happened that he had nothing to do, so he turned around, rolled over from Oda Sakunosuke's arms, and lay on the other's shoulder, his cheeks were bulging because of the pressure on his shoulders Puffy and soft like steamed buns, he said to Atsushi Nakajima, "How does the tiger look at the child?"

"Probably a child who has room to grow and is running towards an unknown future." Atsushi Nakajima thought for a moment, and according to Mr. Dazai's previous thinking, it must not be such a simple problem.

"Really?" Looking at Atsushi Nakajima with his head tilted, the light in Dazai Osamu's iris-colored eyes quietly dissipated, turning into a dark and empty world, but a moment is enough to swallow everything, he whispered, "Have an unknown future Something? I don’t think I’ve ever seen such an existence.”

"Because it doesn't exist." Tsushima Tokuro walked over slowly, took Dazai Osamu from Oda Sakunosuke's arms, followed by Nakajima Atsushi, and walked into the waiting room.

He sat on the sofa, poked Dazai Osamu's little face with his fingers, and then let the other party play with his fingers while saying indifferent words, "Xiu Zhi, there is no such thing as the future in this world, This possibility does not exist in the world in your eyes."

"Father Slate..." Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide. When Tokuro Tsushima lifted him up, he waved his hands and feet, then grabbed Tokushima's wrist, and said, "Why does that man want to live?"

"Because I want to redeem myself," ignoring the jaw-dropping crowd at the side, Tsushima Tokuro's brain circuit is obviously completely different from theirs, he put Dazai Osamu on the ground in front of him, brushed his finger on the other's forehead, He bent down, pressed his forehead against Osamu Dazai's forehead, and rubbed gently, "Your power is blocked by us, but one day you will see the world we can see, and at that time you Will be confused, will be painful, will be sad, and finally become one of us."

"Because, you are an existence like us..." He seemed to be muttering, but his voice was like thunder, blasting into Osamu Dazai's heart.

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes slightly, and he just stared at Tsushima Tokuro. At that moment, he seemed to see nothing, but also seemed to see countless things. Those things flew by his side, and none of them would stay forever. at his side.

"They can't accompany me..." He lowered his head and whispered.

"Xiuji, nothing lasts forever, what you have is destined to be lost, and what you lose is never to be gained," replied Dazai Osamu, with slightly squinted eyes, slightly twitched lips, and a weak and ruthless smile, "You Get used to losing, and get used to being alone.”

Tokuro Tsushima stretched out his hand and covered Dazai Osamu's empty eyes. He knew Dazai Osamu's mood, and even more understood what the other party was aware of at this moment, and sighed in a low voice, "It's still Dazai Osamu. It's small, but it doesn't matter, just grow up again, and it will be fine."

"Wait, what you said seems to be wrong!" I didn't expect Tsushima Tokuro to instill such strange thoughts on the young Osamu Dazai. From the moment the other party spoke, Nakahara subconsciously took the other party's words Comparing with Dazai Osamu's daily performance, I found that Dazai Osamu has completely lived up to the appearance in the other party's words!

——Could it be that that bastard Dazai has grown crooked due to family reasons? !

"What I said is always correct, and Xiuzhi will realize it. It's just a matter of time." Tsushima Tokuro smiled, completely ignoring Chuya Nakahara's rebuttal, and patted Xiuzhi on the shoulder , smiled, "That guy is your partner, let's go with him to meet your current guardian later."

"Yes, Papa Slate~" Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, collected all his thoughts, and locked himself in the dark mud. He raised his head and showed a bright smile to Tokushima, as attractive as a poppy Intoxicated.

"It's time to eat." Sakunosuke Oda came on stage with his super spicy curry rice, and successfully conquered the crowd with his "cooking skills", making them express that they no longer want to stay here, and rushed back to Yokohama .

Mori Ogai, the building of the port mafia, had thought about solving the problem of the king, but he didn't expect that there would be a chain reaction. He stared at the cute version of Osamu Dazai sitting on his sofa in front of him, and then looked at that Tokushima, who was seriously instilling some messy ideas into Osamu Dazai, squeezed his temples with a headache, and said to Nakahara Nakaya, "So, you ruined the slate, Dazai-kun became smaller, and brought back a human-shaped slate ?”

"Yes, Boss." Nakahara also knew how miraculous this result was, but Osamu Dazai had indeed become smaller. What else could he do besides bringing them back?

Mori Ogai pondered for a moment, and didn't take this matter completely to heart. As far as he knew, it was a very common thing for the Tsushima family to have problems when they were adults. Maybe Osamu Dazai was just going through this stage That's all, but the detailed things still need to be asked.

Thinking about it in his mind, he got up and walked to the sofa, squatted down and looked at Osamu Dazai at the same level. After this Osamu Dazai, who had always been very troublesome, became smaller, his charm remained the same, but he was a little more cute.

Mori Ogai paused, silently took out a lollipop in his pocket, took out a lollipop that was meant for Alice, and placed it in front of Osamu Dazai.

Looking at the lollipop, and then at Mori Ogai in front of him, Osamu Dazai tilted his head to look at him, then turned his head and directly complained to Tokushima beside him: "Papa Shiban, he wants to abduct me!!!"

"No, no, no, I'm not interested in Shota at all, I like lolita!!!" Speaking of BT openly, Mori Ogai opened his arms, raised Osamu Dazai high, and felt He couldn't help but sighed, "Mr. Dazai is still a little thin."

Glancing at Alice, who was forced to disappear because of Mori Ogai's encounter with him, Osamu Dazai immediately understood the fact that the other party was Mori Ogai's supernatural power. Thinking about the resentful eyes of the other party before he disappeared, he He reached out and patted Mori Ogai's wrist, and said, "Can uncle teach me how to write?"

"Oh? It's rare that Dazai-kun asked me to teach you." Mori Ogai paused, and put Dazai down. Just now, he accidentally failed to resist the charm of the little Dazai who tilted his head, and he hugged him at this time At this moment, cold sweat broke out on the back.

——It’s over, Alice-chan will definitely kill me! ! !

"Uncle looks very guilty..." Osamu Dazai put his hands behind his back, and moved towards Mori Ogai's body step by step, showing a curious expression.

"No, no, not at all." Taking a step back, Mori Ogai turned around with a smile on his face, and quickly sat back on his sofa chair, returning to his original "elite" appearance, fiddling with the scalpel in his hand , his eyes fell on Tokushima Tsushima, and he asked, "Mr. Shiban, can you explain to me the current situation of Dazai-kun? He remains like this. If I let Dazai-kun go on a mission, I will be reprimanded and hired." child labor!"

"You were hiring child labor." He glanced at Mori Ogai who was acting, Tsushima Tokuro didn't intend to explain the matter clearly to the other party, because it was not necessary at all, "In short, as a child of the Tsushima family, Xiu Zhi has to maintain this state for a while, as for the recovery time..."

He paused, and after arousing everyone's curiosity, he said, "It depends on my mood."

"What?" Mori Ogai paused as he was playing with a sword, and he didn't expect the other party to say such an answer, but in this way, he also understood the reason for Dazai's change, "So, Dazai-kun will change. This is because of you?"

"Almost, it will change back after a while." Not caring at all that the other party was almost stabbed by a scalpel just because of his surprise, Tokushima nodded slightly and admitted the fact.

"Okay..." Rubbing his forehead, Mori Ogai felt that everything would become troublesome once the Tsushima family was involved.

Whether it is why the power of the stone plate is effective for Osamu Dazai, or why the stone plate behaves like this, these cannot be answered, and...

He looked up at Tsushima Tokuro, who appeared to be only fourteen or fifteen years old, and finally couldn't help asking, "Dazai-kun calls you father?"

"Is there any problem?" Looking at Mori Ogai suspiciously, Tokushima said lightly, "Do you have any questions about the fact that I am Shuji's father?"

"But I remember that the current head of the Tsushima family is completely different from you." Taking a look at Tsushima Tokuro's white hair and those special eyes, Mori Ogai recalled that Ogai Dazai was handed over to him a few years ago The Tsushima Haraemon whom I had met before, the two were totally incompatible.

"Oh, Haraemon? He has to call me Dad too." Tokushima remained calm as usual, and threw another landmine.

"Huh?!" Looking at Toku Tsushima with raised eyebrows, Ogai Mori felt that there seemed to be some problem with the brain circuit of the other party. Since Tsushima Haremon should call you father, aren't you Dazai's grandfather?Is it really okay for Dazai to call you daddy?Moreover, did you really give birth to a child with a slate?

"He has so many problems..." Osamu Dazai pursed his lips, wanting to drag Tsushima Tokuro out of this place, not to stay with this weird uncle.

"It's okay, you go and play with Mr. Slug first." In this regard, Tokuro was very relieved, rubbed Osamu Dazai's hand, and signaled Osamu Dazai to go and follow that "slug", leaving some time and space for himself and Mori Ogai chatted alone.

"I told you not to call me Mr. Slug!!!" Zhongya Nakahara exploded as soon as he heard this name. He didn't know how many times he heard Tokuro Tsushima call himself this way, no matter how he refuted and explained. , the other party would not change his words, which directly caused the young Osamu Dazai to follow suit, and it was all the fault of the adult Dazai! ! !

Intuitively realizing that Nakahara Chuya was scolding himself in his heart, Osamu Dazai stopped his feet and looked up at Nakahara Chuya, his suspicious little eyes moved wildly on the opponent.

"Tsk... what are you looking at?" Nakahara Chuya saw Osamu Dazai stop halfway, frowned, stretched out his hand in disgust, and grabbed the unconscious brat, and said , "Quiet me, you know? Go out and wait!"

"I don't want a slug, I want Odasaku!!!" Osamu Dazai struggled, the boy version of him was not as strong as Chuya Nakahara, let alone his reduced strength, and was successfully pulled out by Chuya Nakahara.

"The Oda work you're talking about works in Tokyo!" Said coldly, Nakahara finally pulled the disobedient guy out, let go of his hand, and let him sit by the door with his knees hugged, Ignore the other party's "pretentious" loss and sadness.

"Chuya? This is...?" A familiar mature female voice came from not far away, accompanied by the sound of clogs stepping on the ground, Ozaki Koye slowly walked over, and his eyes fell on Nakahara Chuya, The next move landed on Osamu Dazai who was "growing mushrooms".

"Dazai-kun," Ozaki Koyo subconsciously knelt down, patted Osamu Dazai's head gently, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Woo..." With a whimper, Osamu Dazai raised his head, looked at Koyo Ozaki with teary eyes, his lips were flattened, and big drops of tears slid down his cheeks and landed on the front of his clothes.

He stretched out his small hand towards Ozaki Koyo, the bandage on the wrist was pulled up a little, revealing the delicate skin, and he could clearly see the wrist that was a little bit bruised by Nakahara Chuya's previous force, and he felt aggrieved Complaining: "Big sister, Chuya yelled at me and hit me, my wrists are blue, woo woo woo..."

Koye Ozaki was startled by Osamu Dazai's appearance, and then startled by the other party's tears. Her heart softened most of the time, and the balance that was usually biased towards Chuya suddenly tilted, and it all fell on Dazai Zhi went there.

Stretching out her hand to hug Osamu Dazai, who was raining with pear blossoms, into her arms, she softened her voice, patted Osamu Dazai's back lightly, coaxed him gently, and glared at Chuya Nakahara without forgetting a glare.

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a step back subconsciously, and under the glaring gaze of the eldest sister, he shook his head and waved his hands frantically: I am not, I have not, I have not done anything! ! !

The author has something to say: Tomorrow I will take the teaching qualification test, and the update will be postponed until eleven o'clock in the evening, and then it will return to normal at six o'clock in the evening, okay~

→Accidentally typed eight o'clock just now, and changed it hhh