The human disqualification of an outsider

In fact, Osamu Dazai didn't pay much attention to the entrustment of Morio Diplomacy to the Armed Detective Agency. In contrast, he held a bank card in his arms, and his whole mind was attracted by the huge amount on the bank card. .

He never expected that Mr. Mori, who has always been cunning and deceitful, would use his pocket money to invest, and even doubled it for himself. When Osamu Dazai saw the report from the financial department just now, he was a little dazed, almost He walked to the office in a daze, and took the bank card named "adult ceremony" gift.

Although a lot of money was deducted to maintain some equipment, the remaining amount was astonishing. Osamu Dazai was really happy, almost to the point where he could jump around in place.

He was walking in the well-known corridor of light and shadow. The sun shines through the stained glass, creating gorgeous light and shadow, which forms a sharp contrast with the surrounding darkness. Dazai Osamu is standing at the window sill, looking out of the window through the glass. Looking at the world, he murmured: "Oh my god... What did I miss the other two, Mr. Sen actually left me my pocket money..."

His mouth moved, his eyeballs rolled, he put away the bank card, pressed his hand on the glass, and raised the corner of his mouth slightly, "Really, this Mr. Sen looks pretty good, it's better not to touch those running around. Think about the road~”

Humming a ditty, he jumped up and down a few times, then sped up and rushed directly in front of Zhongya Zhongyuan who happened to be walking towards him, and shouted loudly: "Zhongya~"

"Dazai?!" Nakahara didn't expect that he would run into Dazai directly when he came back to receive a mission. If I remember correctly, this guy should be sent by the leader to do a special mission. Why is he here now?

Just as he was about to say something, he saw Dazai Osamu's shining eyes. He had never seen Dazai Osamu so happy. The corners of his mouth were raised in a big arc, and all the haze dissipated from his face. There was only a bright smile left, extremely cheerful, without any world-weariness or decadence, and the whole person radiated all the vitality of a boy of this age.

Nakahara also choked, facing such a "brand new" Osamu Dazai, he couldn't say anything serious at all. If the decadent version of Osamu Dazai he was familiar with was okay, the cheerful version of Osamu Dazai in front of him would be better no matter how he looked at it. The sparkle has increased several times, especially the cute little expression, which is simply irresistible.

He turned his head and said dryly, "You, what's wrong with you?"

"Chuya!" Not paying attention to Nakahara Chuya's loss of focus just now, Osamu Dazai took out the bank card, waved it vigorously in front of the other party, and said loudly, "I'm rich!!!"

"Huh? Don't you always have it?" Not knowing Dazai Osamu's brain circuit very well, Nakahara also glanced at the bank card, still a little puzzled, didn't the leader send all the salary and bonus to himself? ?Where did Osamu Dazai get his bank card?

"This is my pocket money!" Osamu Dazai said excitedly, grabbed Nakahara Chuya's wrist, and shook it vigorously, as if he had got his favorite toy, "I can eat a lot of it Crab meat! Buy a bunch of canned crab meat and put it in my house, oh yes, I will also put some in your house and Odasaku’s house, so I can eat them all!"

Unexpectedly, Dazai Osamu had his own part in Dazai Osamu's plan, the corner of his mouth twitched, and Nakahara couldn't help yelling at Dazai Osamu, "Don't stuff my house with messy things!!!"

"How can canned crab meat be considered a mess? It's obviously delicious~" Looking at Chuya Nakahara aggrievedly, Osamu Dazai loudly accused the other party of not understanding the deliciousness of canned crab meat, and then snatched Nakahara away Chuya draped the windbreaker over his shoulders, and ran to the other side.

"Dazai, you bastard, give me back my clothes!!!" Nakahara Chuya didn't notice for a while, and was captured by Dazai. He stomped his foot, rushed out, and punched Dazai directly. , and beat this Osamu Dazai who was suddenly excited for some reason.

Being punched on the pillar, Osamu Dazai didn't care too much, he casually wiped the blood on the corner of his mouth, and then jumped up like a normal person, not paying attention to the blood on his forehead at all, "Nakaya really Rough..."

Mori Ogai, who was walking on the corridor with Koyo Ozaki, happened to witness this scene. He paused, silently set his eyes on the place where the light and shadow intersected, and said lightly, "Dazai-kun, Chuya-kun, smash the You pay for the pillars yourself."

"Hey——" Osamu Dazai made a long voice, pointed his finger, and decisively chose to let Chuya Nakahara take the blame, "It was Chuya who beat me up, Mr. Mori, look at me, I'm bleeding~"

"Tsk..." Nakahara Nakahara snorted after being tricked by Osamu Dazai, and then said not to be outdone, "You were the one who snatched my clothes first!"

"Okay, I just need to chase after him and take it away, but in the end he used force!" Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide, opened his mouth slightly, and made a shocked expression, "It really is a guy with strong limbs and a simple mind. Ah, no brains at all."

"What are you talking about? You suicidal maniac! Get out of my sight right now if you have the ability!!!" Osamu Dazai's sarcasm hit the spot, and Nakahara couldn't deny that when he was working with Dazai It's true that I don't use my brain very much, so I can only choose to fight back from other aspects.

"I am also very happy, but if you commit suicide by jumping out of the window in this place, Mr. Mori will definitely double the price of the stained glass and ask me to pay for it!" Osamu Dazai said in surprise, pointing at the gorgeous Stained glass, complaining about Mori Ogai's black heart, "Mr. Mori is so stingy, otherwise why am I so excited when I just got pocket money..."

"Oh, it seems Dazai-kun has a lot of doubts about my character." Mori Ogai evoked a smile. His eyes widened, he stretched out his hand to Osamu Dazai, and flattened his palm, "Why don't I spend the pocket money on the organization's construction."

Clutching his pocket, Osamu Dazai took several steps back, shook his head vigorously, and shouted: "No, no, Mr. Mori, I think I still have something to do, so I'll go first!"

Seeing Osamu Dazai quickly slipping away in front of him, Ogai Mori blinked his eyes, tilted his head innocently to look at Koye Ozaki, and asked, "Momiji, am I so scary?"

Smiling, Ozaki Koyo raised her sleeves and half covered her face, she smiled without saying a word, she didn't intend to join Mori Ogai's topic, being affected was not a trivial matter.

"Tsk... that guy runs fast." Nakahara Chuya pressed the brim of his hat and said something coldly, then he left the place with a wave of his hand from Mori Ogai, and rushed to finish the job he left behind. A pile of paperwork in the office.

"Dazai-kun seems to be in a good mood recently." After walking with Mori Ogai for a while, Koyo Ozaki blinked and said with a smile, "The chat with Chuya has also become quite lively."

"If the two of them continue to quarrel, I'm afraid they will demolish this place." Mori Ogai also has some headaches. The two "diamonds" under him always fight each other like this, and there are more people like "Mr. Chuya" in the organization. Dazai-san will be angry a few times today" or something like a bet, but once the two of them work together, their tacit understanding is unparalleled.

Thoughts turned in his mind, Mori Ogai put the idea behind him, and said lightly, "Their pairing is very suitable for some important tasks, but single-handed battles are also good, but Dazai-kun's physical skills can't help it. Reaching the level of Chuya-kun, with Akutagawa-kun following Dazai-kun, the force value can also be guaranteed."

Stepping on the wind, he walked on the corridor step by step, and continued the previous topic with Koyo Ozaki, "I'll ask you to take care of the Fifth Hound, Koyo."

"Yes." Thinking of the "Black Lizard" team leader who was tied to the dungeon by Dazai some time ago, Koyo Ozaki narrowed his eyes, and responded lightly, "I will solve this problem."

Osamu Dazai came out of the port mafia building, and bumped into Kunikida Doppo and Nakajima Atsushi who had been waiting for him for a long time. He paused, turned his feet, and said, "Ah, it seems I forgot to take something," and wanted to walk into the building, but Kunikida Doppo grabbed hold of him by the collar, making it impossible for him to enter.

"Dazai, let's talk." Taking a deep breath, Kunikida Doppo glanced at the towering port mafia building, said lightly, and dragged Dazai away.

"Hey..." Dazai Osamu yelled, but then raised his hand and waved to the men in black guarding the door to indicate that he was fine, and let Kunikida drag him away alone. He took out a game console and played the handheld game with great interest.

"Mr. Dazai, is this not good?" Reminding Osamu Dazai in a low voice not to play games, Atsushi Nakajima carefully glanced at the serious Kunikida Doppo, and then at Osamu Dazai with a smile on his face.

Seeing that Osamu Dazai's attention was on the game console, he couldn't help but sigh, "At least don't play games, Mr. Dazai."

"Hmph, why can't you play? You guys won't do anything to me." Osamu Dazai said naturally, at the moment Kunikida Doppo let go of his body, he stood firmly and even tilted his body. Leaning directly against the big tree, he was still playing the game in his hand, "Ah, this big boss is really hard to fight, with so much blood."

"Dazai." Kunikida Doppo called Dazai Osamu, calmly and indifferently, he just stared at Dazai Osamu, stared at the existence in his memory that would become his partner in the future, he was so familiar with Dazai Osamu, and knew him so strange.

This is Osamu Dazai of the port mafia. Compared with the Osamu Dazai he knew, he was a little less cheerful and a little more gloomy, but the brilliance in the eyes of the other party was not so fake. His whole body exudes attractive light, whether it is a gloomy him or a cheerful him, they are all so eye-catching that people can't take their eyes off.

He sighed and asked in a low voice, "What are your plans?"

"Huh? Guess what?" After beating the big boss in the game to death, Osamu Dazai threw the game console into Atsushi Nakajima's arms, put his hands in his pockets, and looked at Doppo Kunikida with a smile on his face. Did not intend to answer the other party's question directly.

"Are you not planning to come to the Armed Detective Agency?" Kunikida Doppo has actually confirmed this point. Even if he has not reached the level of entering the depths of Osamu Dazai's heart, he still has some understanding of this bad character. Under Dazai Osamu's "talking", how could he not know what this guy was thinking, after all, he was the partner of the other party...

After snorting twice, Osamu Dazai set his eyes on Atsushi Nakajima and said, "Speaking of which, do you know Odasaku?"

"Huh? Is it the gentleman who saved us?" Atsushi Nakajima knew something about Sakunosuke Oda because he was with Akutagawa Ryunosuke some time ago, and he also heard about Oda Saku He is a friend of Osamu Dazai, and was even taken to meet him.

He thought for a while, and found out from his mind the tombstone that Osamu Dazai always worshiped in ten years of memory. He was a little surprised, "Could it be that..."

"Yes, but he survived," Osamu Dazai knew that he could understand his thoughts with Atsushi Nakajima's head, "All I wanted to do was to change his fate, and I have done it now , Therefore, it is better to try a new path, not to mention whether I will stay in the port mafia or not is another matter."

"What do you mean?" Kunikida Doppo blinked, he obviously didn't understand the meaning of Dazai Osamu's words, he only knew what they seemed to say, but they didn't explain everything clearly, so As for only two people, Osamu Dazai and Atsushi Nakajima, understand what these conversations mean.

"I mean, besides staying in the port mafia and going to an armed detective agency, I have another choice~" Dazai Osamu smiled, his eyes turned and fell on the not far away Three rounds of words on the body.

Watching Miwa Yiyan, he seemed to vaguely see the other party showing the same gentle smile towards him. Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes slightly, as if thinking of something, feeling a little heavy, but still had a bright smile on his face.

"Another choice?" Kunikida Doppo didn't know about Dazai Osamu's messy life experience, so he just speculated from the information he knew, "Could it be that you plan to be an ordinary person? No, a bandage waste device like you , and can’t be an ordinary person.”

"It's hard to be an ordinary person." Osamu Dazai blinked, spread his hands innocently, and said in a low voice, "To become an ordinary person, you must first keep the distance between yourself and the holder of the supernatural power. Ensure that the supernatural ability will not be exposed, and then find a safe house, find a safe job, let your IQ drop, become a member of ordinary people, learn to act like them, talk like them, learn from them brain circuit to think."

He sighed leisurely, and said softly, "It's too difficult. Even if I want to do this, I can't change my opinion. What is there to communicate with such a mediocre ordinary person? It’s not interesting to communicate with other guys and live together, it’s better to die quickly, but I can’t die, isn’t this torturing me for life?”

"After all, Mr. Dazai's wisdom is far beyond that of ordinary people..." Nodding his head sympathetically, Atsushi Nakajima actually expressed his feelings directly, "Mr. Dazai is definitely not suitable for a plan like integrating into ordinary people, because Mr. Dazai exudes charming brilliance all over his body, which is people's salvation and people's yearning."

After all, he couldn't help but sighed again: "To become ordinary, for Mr. Dazai who is loved by the gods, it is really too difficult."

"Eh? I didn't expect that I would be so powerful in your heart, Atsushi-kun." Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide, he seemed a little surprised, then stretched out his hand, messed up Atsushi Nakajima's hair, and said with a smile, "So , I won’t be an ordinary person.”

His eyes looked far away, and fell on the figure who was walking away without a word in Miwa. Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes slightly, and said lightly:

"If something goes wrong with me, I will probably become a doll without emotion, and then...become the head of the Tsushima family~"

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel "Moxibustion" for throwing mines, okay~