The human disqualification of an outsider

"Why?" Innocently showing a pitiful expression, Osamu Dazai ran to Chuya Nakahara's desk in a few quick steps, clapped his hands, and the force directly made the documents on the desktop jump up for a while ,He leaned close to Zhongya Zhongya, and said loudly, "Chuya, you are my dog! Whatever I say, come on and show me!"

"Why should I do this?" Nakahara Nakaya snorted, he bent down, picked up the paperwork that Osamu Dazai had dropped on the ground, and took out a letter of appointment with a headache, "I'm already an operator now. That is to say, you are in the same position as me, and you are not qualified to order me!!!”

"What does it matter?" Taking Nakahara Chuya's appointment letter over and rubbing it, Osamu Dazai was startled, threw the crumpled letter of appointment into the trash with a throw of his hand In the barrel, "Now there is no appointment letter, you are a guy lower than me, come, come, let me see your new performance."

"Shut up! You mackerel." Nakahara took a deep breath. He tried hard to suppress his temper that was about to explode when he met Osamu Dazai. Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Ozaki Koba who was watching a play. My head hurts badly.

He directly picked up a part of the documents on the table, and slammed it on Osamu Dazai's face, "You bastard, go to work for me!"

"I'm working." Reaching out to take the pile of paperwork, Osamu Dazai shrugged, turned his head and fell on the most comfortable big sofa in the room, "Obviously I'm accumulating materials for this week's weekly magazine what~"

As he said this, he put the pile of documents on the coffee table, and he lay on the armrest, showing an aggrieved expression to Ozaki Koyo who was on the other sofa, and said in a low voice: "Sister, look, Zhong She doesn't take care of me at all..."

"Is Dazai-kun asking me for help?" Koye Ozaki smiled, her eyes paused for a moment on the aggrieved version of Dazai Osamu, then moved slowly, and landed on Nakahara Nakahara, who was obviously slowing down in handling official duties body.

Judging from how she watched Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya get along with each other these years, no matter what, Chuya will definitely agree to Dazai Osamu in the end. After all, the internally published weekly magazine has never stopped updating in the past few years.

Koyo Ozaki coughed twice. Although he already knew Osamu Dazai's temper, but the other party's performance was too powerful. He obviously didn't do anything, and he felt wronged by the other party.

She blinked, flicked her long sleeves, picked up a document, looked down, and asked in a low voice, "Mr. Dazai is completing the task assigned by the boss recently, right?"

"Yeah, I have to go to Tokyo during this period of time. The king of gold, the king of green, the king of blue, and the king of red are all a group of old foxes... I feel that I can't divide them into several... ..."

As soon as he heard it, he knew that Koyo Ozaki was helping him. Dazai Osamu's eyes lit up, he made a long voice, his tone became more and more sad, and he lowered his head slightly. The black hair covered the cunning in his eyes, leaving only fatigue The helplessness and helplessness are displayed in front of Zhongyuan Zhongye, and with his slender and thin body, if he is not careful, Zhongyuan Zhongye will fall into the trap.

From the corner of the eye, he glanced at Osamu Dazai's figure lying on the sofa. Although Nakahara Chuya didn't make a sound, he still pricked up his ears to listen to what the other party said.

Knowing Nakahara Chuya's temperament and behavior for a long time, Osamu Dazai sighed, with a hint of complaint in his voice, "None of my subordinates are useful, and I have to teach a brat who has no strength but no IQ. I also followed an inexplicable wild dog, I obviously hate dogs the most."

As he said this, he spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders, his eyes fell on Yumeno Hisaku who was watching everything, and he added, "Mr. Mori also stuffed Q over..."

"What?!" Zhongya Nakahara slapped the table and stood up. Most of his attention was attracted by the mischievous Osamu Dazai just now, and he didn't even notice that the little tail of Yumeno Hisaku followed behind him. Now he heard Dazai's words In other words, I was frightened all of a sudden.

He turned his gaze, and he really saw the figure of Yumeno Hisaku, and then he saw the contemptuous smile of the other party, and couldn't help grinding his teeth viciously, "This brat actually came out..."

Although he was very upset about the fact that Osamu Dazai escaped from work, Nakahara is not an irrational person. He also knows the danger of Yumeno Kusaku. When this guy comes out, he will either stick to Osamu Dazai or cause damage. There are two options In comparison, it is more appropriate to let this kid follow Osamu Dazai.

He didn't know exactly why Yumeno Hisa made it, but he thought, with Osamu Dazai around, there shouldn't be any problems.

Thinking of this, he took a long breath, sat back in the chair, squeezed his temples with some headaches, and said, "Why did you bring him here?"

Nakahara also remembered clearly that Osamu Dazai, who had Yumeno Kusaku attached to him, would not even deal with a document, because that brat would directly tear up the "inanimate garbage" that attracted Dazai's attention, which would instead increase the number of them. workload.

Don't ask him how he knows, they have learned this lesson many times before, and they have come to a conclusion - Osamu Dazai, who is stuck with Yumeno Kusaku, is only suitable for non-clerical work, not at all. Suitable for approval documents!At the same time, when Chuya was the most tired, because Osamu Dazai's documents would all be piled up on him! ! !

He looked at the pile of unprocessed documents, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "I said, why have so many reports come from me in the past two days, even if you go to Tokyo, you shouldn't have so many..."

"What can I do?" Osamu Dazai purposely put on a helpless look, obviously taking advantage of the opportunity to have a vacation, as if all this was completely contrary to his wishes.

He blinked his iris-colored eyes, stared at Zhong Yuan Zhongye's hard-working figure, suddenly opened his mouth, stretched out his hand and pulled the guy out of the sofa chair, and pulled him directly to the door, "Let's go, let's go out to play !"

"Hey! I still have to work!!!" Nakahara Nakahara, who was like a workaholic, said loudly, but he closed his mouth the moment Yumeno Hisaku grabbed his hand, and he looked down at his wrist. The handprint that appeared was quiet for a second, without even struggling.

He couldn't guarantee whether the little devil would directly tear up the doll in the next second and activate the supernatural ability called "Brain Hell". Then your workload will be even greater!Also accept the tea invitation from the boss!

Blinking his eyes, Osamu Dazai found out that Yumeno Hisaku is quite useful, and suddenly became excited: "I want to watch "Romeo and Juliet"!"

"Shut up, Dazai!" Said sullenly, Nakahara Nakaya gave Koyo Ozaki a little look for help, but found that the eldest sister was smiling and followed them to the performance room specially built by Osamu Dazai Li, obviously also came to watch the show.

This is the room that Osamu Dazai built in the Hong Kong Hei building based on reasoning to adjust and teach Nakahara Chuya's performance ability. In addition to the three mirrors and a large number of performance resources, it is this super large stage, equipped with With top-level stage effects and lighting effects, accompanied by sound that can definitely resound throughout the room, the stage is surrounded by ten rows of seats, and a wolf doll is placed on each seat.

"Come on, Chuya, as the only sheep among the wolves, give me a show!" Osamu Dazai sat in the center of the first row under the stage, clapped his hands to Nakahara Chuya on the stage, and shouted talking.

"Shut up!!!" Pulling the annoying costume on his body, although Nakahara Nakaya has gotten used to Dazai Osamu's convulsions, he still feels uncomfortable with this bastard's tone. There are countless wolf dolls on the seats, and I always feel that the bastard Osamu Dazai is once again mocking what happened when he was the "King of Sheep".

Seeing that Chuya Nakahara was not happy, but still obediently began to perform, Osamu Dazai took out his camera with a smile, and took a photo of Chuya Nakahara's performance. The whole person laughed happily, "Hahaha... Chuya's performance was really funny."

"Isn't this a good performance?" Koye Ozaki raised her sleeves and half covered her face, she smiled lightly, her eyes were full of satisfaction with Nakahara Chuya's performance level, she tilted her head, and she looked at the photos taken by Osamu Dazai's camera, although I was smiling all the time, but Osamu Dazai's photography skills are really good. He captured the best pictures, and said meaningfully, "Dazai-kun, it seems that you have indeed done what you said when you joined the middle school. if."

"Because Chuya is also my dog, of course I have to listen to the master." Osamu Dazai said with a smile. He had specifically tricked Chuya Nakahara back then, pulling this slug into the port just as Mr. Mori wished. The mafia, too, has put in so much effort, isn't it a matter of course to collect some rewards from Chuya Nakahara?

"If I want to watch a comedy, show it to me!" imitating Dazai Osamu's tone of voice, as one of the witnesses of the first quarrel between Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakaya after joining Hong Kong Heroes, Yumeno Hisaku said loudly , He hugged the doll in his arms tightly, looked at Nakahara Chuya who was working hard on the stage, and blinked, "Why does it seem like he likes acting so much?"

"Shh..." Osamu Dazai made a booing gesture, and then couldn't help laughing, "Of course I taught it! I worked hard to raise this slug in the direction of an acting expert !"

Nakahara Nakahara, who had performed the classic part of "Romeo and Juliet", also let out a long breath. He jumped off the stage at once, rushed straight over, punched him, and said loudly, " Who was raised by you! You bastard who always steals my wallet!"

"Oh, after becoming an operator, is Dazai-kun still using Chuya's money?" Ozaki Koyo deliberately made a surprised look, and then said with a smile, "Even if you are a partner, it's not good to do so. "

"What does it matter..." Osamu Dazai muttered in a low voice, lowered his head to avoid Nakahara Chuya's attack, he stretched out his hand wittily, and pushed Yumeno Hisaku in front of Nakahara Chuya. With a look of apprehension after working for a long time, he couldn't help laughing again.

With his hands in his pockets, he said slowly, "Mr. Mori said that I always commit suicide and lose my money easily, so I put my salary into the card of this slug, Zhongya. Of course I can only Come to this guy for money."

"What?!" Shocked by Osamu Dazai's words, Nakahara Nakahara's eyes widened, and he immediately forgot about beating Osamu Dazai completely, and lowered his head to look up his bank card account information. Indeed, Every month, two sums of exactly the same amount are received, and occasionally the second sum will be higher than the first sum. "Isn't this a bonus?"

"Huh? Will the bonus be so high? This is clearly my salary!!!" Osamu Dazai raised his brows, raised his voice, and shouted at the bill, "You slug, hurry up and give it to me!" Calculate how much of my salary you have received! If you dare to spend all my salary, I will not let you go!!!”

The author has something to say: Dazai + Zhongya = Huantuo’s daily salary, which is a private setting, suddenly found that the pistol was blocked _(:з」∠)_