The human disqualification of an outsider

Ups and downs in the darkness, Osamu Dazai's bandages shook wantonly, wrapping his consciousness, as if he was protecting some precious treasure, and took the child who lost consciousness again after being wrapped in light away from this place. A dark and lightless world.

"Hey, Dazai, how long are you going to sleep, mackerel!?"

Nakahara Chuya's unpleasant voice came from beside his ears, Osamu Dazai raised his eyelids in a daze, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, he slowly stretched out his hand, covered Nakahara Chuya's cheek, and smiled lightly "Chuya, are you worried about me?"

"Huh? Who would worry about you, a suicidal maniac? Anyway, you have committed suicide so many times, how could you belch this time." Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head and said coldly. He was silent for a moment, opened his mouth When he was about to say something more, he felt a force in the back of his head pushing his head down hard, and there was a crashing sound, and his forehead actually collided with Osamu Dazai's, causing some pain.

He pushed away Dazai Osamu who was showing a smirk, and raised his hand to touch the place where he was hit. Nakahara Nakaya gritted his teeth and stared at this guy who was restless when he woke up, and reflected that he shouldn't worry about this bastard. Life force, hehe...shouldn't care about it at all! ! !

"Hahaha..." Dazai Osamu couldn't help holding his stomach and laughing when he saw Nakahara Nakaya's hair blowing again. At this moment, he finally regained consciousness. Looking around, he found himself Lying on a sofa, not far away, Miwa Yiyan was communicating with Guochang Road Dajue, and it seemed that they were discussing something.

He was so happy that he forgot that his forehead was also aching from the impact. After laughing for a long time, he took a long breath to expel all the emotions from his mind. Osamu Dazai lowered his head slightly and looked at himself. With the intact bandage on his arm, he vaguely remembered what the boy said when he left.

--dad?Are you kidding me, I'm a real human being...

Frowning, Osamu Dazai subconsciously dismissed the boy's statement. He casually pressed the back of his neck. I don't know if it's because the lying posture is not right, and the back of the neck always feels uncomfortable...

He lowered his head and straightened his clothes, his eyes paused for a moment on his chest, a thought flashed in his mind, and after a huge analysis based on this thought, he shook his head helplessly, feeling that he might have touched the boy's so Tell the truth.

——If he's talking about that thing, maybe it really has to be called that?But it's not just me who calls it that, maybe that old man also calls it that?Forget it, let's talk about this kind of thing later...

"Hey, why did you faint?" Nakahara Chuya raised his chin slightly, it was rare that Osamu Dazai was in a lower position than himself, he seized the time to look down, his imposing appearance was like a lion, He is showing his majesty with his teeth and claws.

However, his aura was of no use to Osamu Dazai, or rather, Dazai successfully shielded the opponent's aura.

He cast his eyes on Miwa Yiyan and Guochanglu Dajue over there, and with a turn of his mind, he already figured out what these two people were talking about, Dazai stretched out his hand lightly and grabbed Chuya's wrist , scratched it lightly with his fingers, and said, "Chuya, I think you must say thank you to me."

"Huh? Why? I don't owe you any favors!" Raising his eyebrows, Nakahara was not the kind of person who would listen to Osamu Dazai, he shook off his hand and said coldly.

"Just because you are safe now, you see that your essence is actually the external protection device of the energy body, right? In other words, you are actually just a huge force, but you can appear in the outside world in a human form to live. Osamu Dazai raised his finger, and said seriously, the figure of Chuya Nakahara seemed to be reflected in his kite-colored eyes, but nothing seemed to be reflected.

"So? What do you want to say?" Zhong Yuanzhong didn't quite understand what Dazai Osamu was talking about. Isn't it a matter of course that he can stay outside?As long as it's not too big...

Osamu Dazai smiled, his gaze turned far away, and he vaguely landed in the direction of the Dresden stone slab, "There is an existence like you over there, but it has been bound in that stone, So, you're in luck."

"What?" I was stunned for a moment, Nakahara knew that Osamu Dazai would never joke about certain things, even this bastard always took pleasure in seeing himself unlucky... His eyes followed in that direction , Suddenly understood something, "So that's the case, so you went to see it?"

"Almost, he is really a guy who is much better than Zhong Ye," Osamu Dazai spread his hands, and said as if something was going on, "I feel that if we cooperate with him as a partner, we will be better than Zhong Ye." Do you know how many times it has been done~ I have been smiling all the time, compared to... well, I can’t blame Chuya, after all, Chuya is just a slug~"

"Huh? If that's the case, go find it. I don't want to be your partner at all!!!" Feeling full of provocation for some reason, Zhong Yuanzhong also narrowed his eyes and said this However, he stared at Osamu Dazai for a long time.

For some reason, his intuition told him that Dazai seems to be in an inexplicably good mood right now?

"Ah, Nakaya is really too much!" Osamu Dazai accused, but as if he was joking, he stretched out his hand and took out from the pocket of the windbreaker, as if looking for something, after a while, He took out a collar from his pocket. The name of Nakahara Chuya was engraved on the inside of the dark collar, and he put the collar into Nakahara Chuya's hand with a smile, "Although I hate you, Mr. Mori said There are still some things to do as a partner, so..."

"What is this? It always feels a little disgusting..." Staring at the collar in his hand with disgust, Zhongyuan Zhong also wanted to throw it away, but he didn't expect the other party to mention his own boss. The favorability of things immediately improved a little.

"Birthday gift, didn't you, slug, have your birthday not long ago? Although you are not human, Alice said that birthday is a very important thing, but, according to my feeling, I don't want to buy you a gift at all." Mouth As he said, Osamu Dazai stood up slowly, put his hands in his pockets, and walked towards Miwa Ichikan and the others. The more he said, the more disgusted he seemed.

"Then don't buy it for me! What is the collar? It always seems troublesome." Nakahara snorted softly, and Nakahara couldn't believe that Dazai Osamu would be so kind to give himself a birthday present!

Hehe... He still remembers the explosion of his treasure car on his 17th birthday this year, it must have been done by this guy in front of him! ! !

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, turned his head slightly, and turned his head to look at Nakahara Chuya, with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, a faint light glowed in his kite-colored eyes, and his chuckle spit out from his mouth, It slowly landed on Chuya Zhongya's body, and there seemed to be a little knocking sound:

"A collar or something, Mr. Mori is a bit like a restrictive taboo or something, like fixing your rampage or something."

Silently omitting the words that Mori Ogai said when he gave himself advice, "It looks like Dazai-kun, what do you mean to Chuya-kun", Dazai paused, and added, " This is bought by Mr. Mori, and it’s just given away in my name, don’t think too much about it, you slug!”

"Huh? I don't think too much!!!" After a moment of stunned, Zhong Yuanzhong also recovered, stuffed the collar into his pocket casually, raised his chin slightly, and snorted coldly, "It's just that it's the boss who picks you up." Yes, I will accept it, thank you Dade! You bastard!!!”