The human disqualification of an outsider

Ever since Osamu Dazai returned home, Nakahara noticed that his voice had also changed. When feeding someone food, Osamu Dazai would say:

[Is this a meal on the road? 】

If you put dark clothes in his closet, Osamu Dazai will say:

[It's really full of bloody smell, did you kill someone?It doesn't matter, it suits me quite well...]

But Osamu Dazai would not wear light-colored clothes. Even his favorite canned crab meat, Osamu Dazai would say when eating:

【It's really a crime... for people like me, probably only canned crab meat can save us a little bit, right? 】

The corner of Nakahara Chuya's mouth twitched. He really didn't understand what Dazai Osamu was thinking. You must know that every time I opened the game page recently, I either saw Dazai Osamu committing suicide or seeing Dazai Osamu preparing to commit suicide.

Every time it fails, the other party will sigh with emotion:

[The world can't tolerate me, but you don't want me to go to that other world, is this a punishment? 】

Nakahara finally felt what is called a headache. He pressed on the screen, carefully cut off the rope used by Osamu Dazai to hang himself, and rescued him from the hanging state, and then poked the screen to forcefully plug the water into the hands of the opponent.

"Drink water to moisturize your throat."

Osamu Dazai blinked, and took a sip of water obediently, with a little curiosity in his eyes:

【You don't seem to be surprised by me, even though I wanted to die, you still accepted me? 】

Zhongyuan Zhong also wanted to drop the phone immediately. If he could, he wanted to rush in and beat him up:

- Looking for death at a young age, I really don't understand the other party's brain circuit!And, be surprised, okay?It's the plot that makes me compulsively not surprised! ! !

Sure enough, although Zhong Yuanzhong also wanted to roar and express his anger, there was only one option displayed on the screen:

"Life and death is something you decide, I will only choose to save you when I see it, that's all."

Osamu Dazai's eyes widened slightly. After a moment of silence, he said:

[I feel that you are very angry, but you chose to reply like this again... Well, I get it. 】

--what do you know?In other words, since you know that I, who raised you, are so angry, don't commit suicide if you have the ability!

Nakahara Chu was also annoyed by Osamu Dazai's unclear words, and then he couldn't understand what the other party meant.

During the following period of time, Osamu Dazai really realized the meaning of "knowing" in his words, and became stable and stable, and his life seemed to start to develop towards the original appearance again.

But this is nothing more than a seeming, Nakahara also found that Osamu Dazai seems to be obsessed with the book called "Complete Suicide Manual" in his study recently.

He remembered that when he was tidying up his study, he purposely stuffed this book into a hidden compartment behind the bookcase. He didn't expect Osamu Dazai to turn over this book so quickly after he returned to the house!

——Well, his family is talented and intelligent, and it is normal to be able to do this, but you are always looking for death now, is there any problem in reading this book in this state? !

——Is it because you feel that there are too few ways to commit suicide, so you read books to learn from it?This is not allowed!I need to find something to divert his attention!

At this moment, there was an additional letter in the mailbox in the yard, Nakahara Nakata opened it, and it was an invitation letter, which seemed to invite Shuji Tsushima to go to a certain place to attend a party.

Nakahara Chuya's mind turned, and he remembered that "Shuji Tsushima" was the name of his own cub, and suddenly felt that this was a good opportunity to stop Dazai Osamu from staying at home all the time, so that he would not always think about committing suicide or something Opportunity for ideas!

He turned the picture to the house again, but he couldn't find Osamu Dazai after turning around, so he turned around and looked at other pictures, and finally found Osamu Dazai on the river bank near the house.

Osamu Dazai was lying leisurely on the grass by the river bank, playing with flowers in his mouth. After seeing Chuya Nakahara coming, he said casually:

[Is it an invitation letter?After all, I've been away for so long, it's normal for them to care, and I still have to go out to show that I still exist. 】

Zhong Yuanzhong also silently pressed the pop-up picture on the screen. This kid always guesses what he is going to say before he speaks. Although it is a system design, it can always make people feel uncomfortable!

A pop-up window pops up on the screen again, with two options in it:

"what……"

"..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared at these two options, but did not notice the difference.

——This is clearly the same option!Do you have the ability to let me choose to ridicule? !

He poked viciously at the first option, although it said "Ah...", but all his unhappiness was vented in the strength of his poking on the screen.

【You agree? 】

Dazai Osamu looked at Nakahara Chuya, pursed his lips slightly, and seemed to have a somewhat ambiguous expression, but soon, he restrained himself, and said lightly:

[I'll be back soon after I go out. 】

It was another "ah...", and then Nakahara was forced to pack Dazai's things. If you want him to say it, Dazai used to go out with a mobile phone, and this time he has grown up. Nothing will happen, there is no need to prepare anything for him.

However, the self on the screen still wholeheartedly packed Osamu Dazai's luggage, while packing, he ordered:

"These are for food. Canned food can be stored for a longer period of time, but you still have to eat them early."

Osamu Dazai was lying on the table, looking lazy and completely out of shape, with a request in his mouth:

【I want canned crab meat...】

The corner of Zhongya Chuya's mouth twitched: Thank goodness I can clean up for you!I still want you to get out of the house! ! !

However, the self on the screen said seriously: "I put it in, but you can't always eat canned crab meat, it's unhealthy."

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, looked at the increasingly bulging package seriously, and muttered:

[It's okay, I can't die anyway. 】

Nakahara Chuya: If you can't die, you still commit suicide?Looking for something to do? !

The self on the screen: "Even so, you have to eat. People are like iron and steel. You have to take care of yourself. If you have anything to do, come back to me. I will always be here, Dazai."

Osamu Dazai propped up his upper body suddenly, and leaned closer, his face was enlarged on the screen, and even the long eyelashes on his iris-colored eyes could be seen.

He just stared at Zhongya Zhongyuan like this, and after a while, he fell backwards like a decadent, lying on the ground with large characters, and said:

[You are really... always like this, it's hard for people to refuse... But, that's what I like about you. 】

The self on the screen didn't know whether it was low EQ or high EQ, and responded: "It's a good thing to like."

Nakahara Nakahara who was off-screen was also about to get angry. If the one on the screen was his own character, he would have beaten up this outrageous Osamu Dazai a long time ago! ! !

Osamu Dazai seemed to be interested, and began to think about what to bring, until finally he watched the pepper water and anti-wolf spray and the alarm entered the package together, and couldn't help but say:

【Is this also for me? 】

Chuya Nakahara also felt very puzzled, how can this thing be used, and Osamu Dazai is also a boy, so this should be used by girls, right?

As a result, the self on the screen said without thinking: "It's useful, prepare it first, if someone wants to harm you, just spray it like this, and he will explode."

Probably too old to know how to reply him, this time the response was particularly brief:

【……Oh. 】

So Osamu Dazai was carrying a bag on his body and a trolley case in his hand, and waved goodbye to Nakahara Nakaya.

Before leaving, the boy who was forced to carry a load of things couldn't help but mutter:

【You really look like some kind of old father... My father doesn't talk about it like you...】

"Ah..." The self on the screen answered the address very calmly.

【Wow!You are taking advantage of me! 】

Osamu Dazai was obviously surprised by such a reply. He said so, and then he ran away with a few jumps, and disappeared out of Nakahara Chuya's sight again.

Zhong Yuanzhong also once again felt what is called the lonely and empty life of the widowed and lonely old man. He went into doing nothing to tidy up the house again, doing hygiene when he had nothing to do, buying some food and putting it in the refrigerator, waiting for the flowers in the yard to bloom.

After a while, the game reminded him that someone was coming in the yard, and Central Plains also opened the game with some anticipation. He thought it was his own son who came back, but he didn't expect it to be the little brother who was in charge of delivering the letter.

He took the letter from his brother, opened it, and found a short letter and a photo inside.

In the photo, Osamu Dazai is standing with a young man with wine-red hair. The two of them are fighting and seem to be very happy, but you can see the angry look on the boy's face. It must be Osamu Dazai. Is he angry?

Zhong Yuanzhong also paused, opened the envelope, and looked at the new content.

Dazai Osamu said that he was traveling all the way, and happened to meet this wine-red haired kid on the road. His name was Oda Sakunosuke. The other party seemed to be going in the same direction as him. In the case of suicide, he would come out again and again to save himself. All in all, he was a very peculiar person. He used the anti-wolf spray given by Chuya Nakahara to tease him before. The reaction of the other party made Osamu Dazai very interesting.

A small sentence was added at the back of the letter-the luggage had disappeared when it entered the water, but the canned crab meat was still fine~

Nakahara also narrowed his eyes, he dared to confirm [-]% that Osamu Dazai definitely saved the canned crab meat first, and he threw away other things that were too heavy in disgust!

He coughed, and silently collected the letter and photos. It seemed that Osamu Dazai had a good journey, but he was a bit lonely as an empty-nest old man, which made him feel uncomfortable...

Thinking of this, Zhong Yuan Zhong also walked slowly in the building of the Port Mafia, just in time to meet the members below who were packing up the follow-up.

When he passed by there, he didn't think much about it, but when he stopped, he turned over the appearance of a certain guy in the photo just now in his mind, and was surprised to find that he could match the name!In addition to the fact that I have seen a lot of age...

After a pause, Zhongyuan Zhong also turned back, pulled the administrator who was in charge of this group of people and asked, "What is that person's name?"

"That's Sakunosuke Oda..." The administrator froze for a moment before answering Chuya Nakahara's question.

Nakahara Chuya, who was a little confused: what?Oda Sakunosuke?Why is this name the same as the guy in the game?Could it be that he is the guy who is prone to rage and is tossed all the way by Osamu Dazai?The paper man has become a genius? !