The human disqualification of an outsider

Nakahara Chuya's original intention was to ignore that idiot, but he was accompanied by Dazai Osamu's loyal dog (tiger).

Ever since he hung up the phone, Atsushi Nakajima has been chanting frantically in his ear until he got annoyed, so he could only say: "Then go..."

Before the words fell, Atsushi Nakajima jumped up, quickly packed his things, and prepared the dinner that he needed to bring to Osamu Dazai, his eyes were shining brightly, and he looked at Nakahara Nakaya expectantly , Just wait for the other party to say "Let's go".

Nakahara Nakaya glanced at the lunch box prepared by Atsushi Nakajima, was silent for a moment, then turned his head and put on his apron silently, went into the kitchen and started cooking.

"Mr. Zhongyuan?" Atsushi Nakajima didn't quite understand what the other party was doing, so he stood watching from the side holding his lunch box.

After pouring the prepared large portion of meals into the lunch box, Nakahara Nakaya carried the huge multi-layered lunch box, glanced at Atsushi Nakajima coldly, and said, "You call me because you have nothing to eat." Is it?"

"Eh? Isn't it?" Atsushi Nakajima was a little dazed, Mr. Dazai really said so on the phone.

Nakahara also coughed, he thought Atsushi Nakajima was really stupid, was it really Osamu Dazai who raised him?

Sighing helplessly, he still chose to explain: "He is raising a child now, and he will call me by himself, so it must be a guest at home."

"Guest?" Atsushi Nakajima suddenly became curious.

Zhongyuan Zhong also doesn't know what guests will appear, but will they know when they come?

With that in mind, he stomped his feet and flew into the sky with that multi-layered lunch box.

Atsushi Nakajima was startled, he tapped on his mobile phone, and in the next second he quickly transformed into a prototype, with a lunch box in his mouth, and hurriedly followed the pace of Chuya Zhongyuan to prevent falling behind.

Dazai had predicted that Atsushi Nakajima would be there before he called Chuya Nakahara. After all, they had been looking for themselves for more than ten years, and they would go to Chuya Nakahara to ask because they couldn’t find them. message?

He shrugged and didn't care about this matter at all. Although he hated the "leg pendant", it didn't mean that he completely rejected the appearance of Atsushi Nakajima and Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

What?You ask Ryunosuke Akutagawa?That guy will definitely appear too, since Atsushi Nakajima has appeared...

Osamu Dazai hummed a ditty, moved his feet, accurately dodged Nakahara Chuya's kick rushing over from the French window, and casually commented: "Ah, you are really in a hurry, don't worry, I will I can't die of hunger~"

"You'll starve to death!!!" Zhongya Nakahara raised his head sharply, and directly attacked Osamu Dazai with an iron head, but the opponent still dodged it, but after doing two hits, his anger almost disappeared. He turned his head, and noticed two more guys in the room that he didn't know, "Who are they?"

"This is Tsunayoshi's tutor, Riboun the killer, well, it's Kunikida, the hero." Introducing two people to Chuya Nakahara, Osamu Dazai turned his eyes and skipped over the excited Nakahara. Atsushi Shimao directly snatched the multi-layer lunch box from Nakahara Nakaya's hand, opened it layer by layer, and put the food on the table, "This is really great, I was just thinking about recreating the legend King Kong tofu!"

"Damn King Kong Tofu! Make me some normal food!!!" Nakahara Chuya twitched, and subconsciously went to Dazai Osamu, leaving Kunikida Doppo and Ribaun behind.

"People are iron, rice is steel~" Dazai Osamu was shaken vigorously by Nakahara Nakaya, but he didn't feel that there was any problem with it, but followed the strength of the opponent and did the seaweed dance, "There is no problem with tofu being steel~"

"It's a big problem! Are you raising a human cub? Human cubs are different from us, please show me a little common sense!!!" Furious at Osamu Dazai's casual attitude, Nakahara Nakahara shouted roared.

"Isn't this common sense?" Osamu Dazai blinked blankly, thinking that there was nothing wrong with him. He stretched out his hand, pointed at Atsushi Nakajima, and asked, "Atsushi, can you eat diamond tofu?"

"Yes! Absolutely no problem!" Nakajima subconsciously raised his head and chest, and Atsushi Nakajima responded loudly to Osamu Dazai's words.

"Look." Osamu Dazai shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, making a mischievous expression of sticking out his tongue, "There's no problem, isn't Atsushi still growing up?"

"Are monsters the same as humans?!" With a long breath, Nakahara Chuya let go of his hand, let Osamu Dazai fall to the ground and pretended to be a corpse, and said solemnly, "I want you to learn the common sense of human beings, okay? You Find out who you are now."

Saying so, Nakahara Chuya has no hope for Osamu Dazai to behave in a human style, and it is better to supervise the parenting methods of these two "stupid fathers" from time to time.

"I'm still a baby, don't ask so much of me~" Osamu Dazai snorted softly, rolled on the ground, and arrived at Atsushi Nakajima's side, grabbed his hand aggrievedly, and asked, "Yes? Right? Dun-jun."

"Mr. Dazai is a very good adult. I have always hoped to become such an existence as Mr. Dazai!" Atsushi Nakajima knelt down and said seriously.

"... Atsushi-kun is such an idiot!!!" Osamu Dazai snorted, shook off Nakajima Atsushi's hand, and didn't want to pay attention to this guy who didn't follow the routine.

"Mr. Dazai..." Atsushi Nakajima yelled innocently. A lot of things were in his mind. Although there would be a blank situation when he saw Mr. Dazai, he still wanted to ask clearly.

"Mr. Dazai, why did you suddenly abandon me and Akutagawa-kun?" He lowered his head, pursed his lips slightly, his face was full of sadness and grievances, "As long as Mr. Dazai asks, we will do it, as long as Mr. Dazai wants If you want, we will give it to Mr. Dazai, as long as Mr. Dazai needs it, we are willing to go through life and death for you at any time..."

As he said this, his eyes were filled with admiration and belief in Osamu Dazai. The fanatical emotion that erupted at this moment even caused Li Baoen next to him to say, "It turns out that Tsunayoshi Sawada is a normal person." illusion.

"A stupid tiger would ask such a question!" The black beast charged through the hole in the floor-to-ceiling window, biting towards Atsushi Nakajima, but was dodged by the opponent.

Just like that, Ryunosuke Akutagawa flew in through the floor-to-ceiling windows, and when he landed, he was still chic. The black windbreaker almost blended with the roaring black beast behind him, making him look extraordinarily intrusive.

He tidied up his sleeves, then knelt down on one knee towards Osamu Dazai, who was still lying down making salted fish, and said respectfully, "Mr. Dazai, I'm here."

"Huh? Can you go further away?" Osamu Dazai glanced at the carpet under Akutagawa Ryunosuke's feet, and couldn't help saying, "You're stepping on the carpet with your shoes on."

"Ah... I'm very sorry Mr. Dazai! I will pay for it! Even if I sacrifice my life..." Akutagawa Ryunosuke was startled, stepped back a few steps, and then stepped on the man in the living room On the thin blanket placed, she was even more frightened.

"...shut up." He raised his hand and rubbed his temples, Osamu Dazai didn't want to say anything anymore, if he had known this, he might as well put away the carpet first.

Although I can't say that I was cowardly, but this carpet... belongs to Bai Lan! ! !

That's right, this is the thing of the "cotton candy monster". Although Osamu Dazai often rolls on the carpet, it can't change the fact that the ownership of this thing belongs to Bai Lan. If Bai Lan finds out, he has to dig out his wallet I bought a warehouse of cotton candy for Bailan! ! !

The point is not about money, the problem is that I have to abolish a rent-collecting warehouse to put marshmallows in for Bai Lan! ! !

Yes, Osamu Dazai, who has been squatting at Sawada's house, is actually a charterer.

Born in Heian-kyo, he held countless land deeds. Some of those land deeds were sold for money, and some were kept. Now they have become countless houses. Dazai Osamu can raise "rabbits" in this world with this part The rent is coming.

So, in a sense, Tsunayoshi Sawada should be the second generation of charterers (bushi)! ! !

He coughed, and casually decided to push this matter to Sawada Tsunayoshi, so that he would not have to waste a rent, but... with Bai Lan's brain, he can definitely guess it.

With a glance, Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes slightly, and said to Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "Akutagawa-kun, you stained this carpet, remember to pay me a warehouse~"

"Yes! Mr. Dazai!" Shocked, Akutagawa Ryunosuke stood up straight like Atsushi Nakajima just now, took out a dozen title deeds from his arms, and placed them in front of Osamu Dazai, " You can take it all if you want!!!”

Looking at the pile of land deeds, Atsushi Nakajima opened his eyes wide-could it be that I am the only one who has no land in it?Where did Akutagawa come from! ! !

Akutagawa: Rashomon's territory is mine [laughs].

Like drawing a card, Osamu Dazai randomly drew one of them, waved his hand, and Akutagawa Ryunosuke took back the other land deeds, and said solemnly: "If you need others, I can give them to you at any time." you!"

"No need, I have it." Osamu Dazai didn't like Akutagawa Ryunosuke's small fortune. He turned his head around, rounded up the land deed, added an interesting little spell on it, and threw it on the carpet. The title deed turned into a ray of light and melted into the carpet. If Bai Lan wanted to change the carpet one day, he would naturally discover the title deed, and he could explain it himself.

It never occurred to him that he could actually find someone to clean the carpet directly. Dazai Osamu snorted twice, and called Kunikida Doppo to come over for dinner, "Come, come, let's eat, the craftsmanship of slugs is pretty good!"

"I didn't prepare your portion, starve to death!" Nakahara Nakaya said viciously, but still stuffed a pair of bowls and chopsticks for Osamu Dazai, then sat down on the dining chair angrily, picked up the chopsticks and started eating .

"Hey... so ruthless~" Osamu Dazai sighed with a long voice, and whenever the chopsticks in his hand moved, he would pinch wherever Chuya Nakahara's chopsticks pointed, trying to prevent Chuya Nakahara from eating.

Kunikida Doppo watched the "battle situation" from the sidelines and was silent for a moment, but he still chose to turn his head and talk to Atsushi Nakajima and the others: "Are you Dazai Osamu...?"

——I don't want to "fight" with those two naive guys!

Atsushi Nakajima stopped the movement of his hands, chewed the meat in his mouth, and said after swallowing: "Yes! I am Mr. Dazai's apprentice, Atsushi Nakajima! Please teach me more!!!"

"I am the only apprentice who can be recognized by Mr. Dazai! Stupid tiger, you are not counted!!!" Ryunosuke Akutagawa immediately picked up Atsushi Nakajima's words, and said with disgust, "Weak guys are not qualified to call themselves Mr. Dazai's apprentice , only powerful monsters can be recognized by Mr. Dazai!"

He paused, not forgetting to tell Kunikida Doppo his name, "I am Ryunosuke Akutagawa."

"Ah... Akutagawa-kun, Nakajima-kun, I am Kunikida Doppo." Ignoring the extra words in the middle, Kunikida Doppo felt that he might be a little used to it, maybe, the guy taught by Osamu Dazai is just like that filter?

Atsushi Nakajima nodded slightly, as if he had greeted Doppo Kunikida, and turned around and quarreled with Ryunosuke Akutagawa: "Who said that! Only those who know how to love can be recognized by Mr. Dazai! You are like There's no way a guy like a dog will fall into the eyes of Mr. Dazai who hates dogs!"

In the quiet time, Atsushi Nakajima has grown from a little white tiger who doesn't know how to swear to a big white tiger who can poke at other people's pain points.

Akutagawa frowned, "Hehe, I don't know who was beaten up by me every day because he was too weak, and because he couldn't keep up with Mr. Dazai's speed, he was dropped many times, and he got lost so much that he needed Mr. Dazai to pick you up again. "

"Oh? But I'm the first demon to be recognized as an apprentice by Mr. Dazai~" Atsushi Nakajima raised his chin and said proudly, "A certain guy hasn't been recognized by Mr. Dazai, right?"

"Huh?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke was like a cat whose tail was stepped on by someone, and its hair exploded all of a sudden, and the sex between Atsushi Nakajima and Atsushi Nakajima suddenly became stronger.

Finding that he seemed to have started an incredible topic, Kunikida Doppo didn't know what to say, he could only turn his head to look at Li Baoen, the only one who didn't have any "problems", "Mr. Li Baoen..."

Li Baoen paused for a moment, then silently cast his eyes away, and landed on Tsunayoshi Sawada who was just getting started, and said, "Stupid Gang! It's late, dinner has already started."

"Eh?" Tsunayoshi Sawada blinked his eyes, looked at the full dining table and the circle of people around the dining table in a daze, and couldn't help asking, "Is this a party?"

"Mr. Dazai is the best! I am the apprentice recognized by Mr. Dazai!!!" Ryunosuke Akutagawa raised his voice, he had already quarreled with Atsushi Nakajima to a new aspect.

"Do you think Mr. Dazai will mention you during this time? Just kidding, without me, you will just continue to wander around there like a headless chicken, and you can't find Mr. Dazai at all!!!" Atsushi Nakajima directly dismissed Akutagawa Ryunosuke's words are ignored, completely ignoring the fact that Nakahara Chuya is actually credited with finding Osamu Dazai.

The two of them turned their eyes and landed on Sawada Tsunayoshi who happened to be walking beside Osamu Dazai. They knew that this was the child that Mr. Dazai was raising recently, so they asked at the same time: "Tell me! Who is Dazai?" Who is the most frequently mentioned person by Mr. Dazai during this time? Who is Mr. Dazai's most recognized apprentice?!"

Sawada Tsunakichi was stunned for a moment, he touched the back of his head, and said innocently: "Sorry, I don't know... Dazai's father didn't mention it to anyone."

After a pause, he showed a bright smile, as if he hadn't noticed the smell, and said as a matter of course, "However, I think the answer may be me, after all, I am Dazai's father's child. Is it the same existence as the inheritor?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke Atsushi Nakajima: What did you say? ! !

Onlooker Li Baoen: This is probably the legendary crit, right?Sawada Tsunayoshi is really a white cut black! ! !

The author has something to say: In today’s group——

Me: I will start a new article tomorrow~

Prince: Be sober, you still have three serialized articles, and one of them has been discontinued. In this case, you still want to start a new article? !

Me: What's wrong with that?Open it if you want~

Prince: You are now a seal caught by fate!see it?That seal is you!

Me: It's not that serious... I won't throw the flag!

Prince: Mengmeng and Jiang Xue who said that last time are both doves [laughs]

Me: Are they an exception?Am I like them?

Prince: I think you are similar to me: ...

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It's so strange, is my pit product so bad?Am I not a good baby of Rigeng? ? ?

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Today's word is 薈 (pi), which means to cut open.

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Thanks to the "moxibustion" little angel for throwing mines, okay~