The human disqualification of an outsider

Let me ask Li Baoen's mood at this moment, it probably only has the word "嗤" in capital letters, he watched Tsunayoshi Sawada walking in the sky as if walking on flat ground, and silently took out the information given to him by the Vengley Mafia , flipping through the content, and finally fixed my eyes on the two words "waste material" and "no special ability".

This fully proves that the sky is high and the earth is far away, and the "emperor" in the distance cannot grasp the real situation of the "local snake"!

Li Baoen silently lowered the ability level evaluation of Vongola's intelligence department to below the average level, and then stuffed the information into a different dimension space where he didn't know where it was. Then he pressed his hat and prepared to Let's go find a place to drink (make) coffee (phone) (talk)—nonsense, such a big omission, how can we not chat with Kudaime? !

Li Baoen had a friendly and cordial exchange with Vongola Nine Generations, and the focus fell on whether Sawada Tsunayoshi, Vongola Ten Generations, had special functions. The result was that Nine Generations swore that I have already sealed the answer of Sawada Tsunayoshi's Vongola Flame.

joke!If you seal him, can he still walk in the sky?are you kidding me? !

Feeling that Kudaime was also useless, Li Baoen hung up the phone expressionlessly, and erased from his mind the idea of ​​going directly to Kisawada Tsunayoshi on the road, and instead went to his house to "visit" idea.

I believe that the word "orphan" on the information should not be a lie, right?

In order to make his own actions more accurate, Li Baoen pretended to be a teacher of Minesori Middle School and communicated with the neighbors near Sawada's house, so as to be more sure of the accuracy of the news. Very good, It seemed that he was indeed an orphan.

Although it is very strange why the offspring of Peng Geli's first generation are actually without father and mother, and Peng Lie did not send anyone to take care of each other, Li Baoen is still too lazy to ask Jiudaimu to ask these questions, anyway, he will not Finding the wrong person is the right thing to do.

Thinking this way, he prepared a new set of attire in the hotel, ready to wait for tomorrow's "visit".

On the other side, Osamu Dazai, who was sure that he had succeeded in relaxing Li Baoen's dumbfounded Osamu Dazai, waved his hand happily, once again concealing the figure and breath of Sawada Tsunayoshi, and led him to the nearby hilltop. To be precise, the so-called "Hundred Ghosts at Night" should be the long-lost friendship between big monsters.

Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Nuliang and his group behind him who obviously wanted to say something but insisted on suppressing it. The corners of his mouth curled up slightly, as if he had thought of something interesting. Osamu Dazai looked forward to the development of the following things even more.

Falling slowly from the air, Osamu Dazai regained the demon power and landed on himself, turning into a beautiful kimono. The dark blue kimono was decorated with the pattern of Kikyo. Fluttering, revealing the ears with the bellflower pattern earrings.

The haori on his body raised a beautiful arc, but it still didn't fall down. It fluttered as he walked, making people wonder whether the haori was directly sewn on his clothes. Osamu Dazai looked forward As he walked, he didn't forget to greet the group of people to go to the dense forest with him.

There are not many scenes in the dense forest in the middle of the night. Little lights flicker in the grass, illuminating the trail ahead for them. There are a few small flowers blooming in the place where the weeds are living, and the lit will-o’-the-wisp emits a faint blue, which makes people feel happy. People's hearts are also fluctuating.

"Here?" Sawada Tsunayoshi asked curiously. He followed closely behind his father, Dazai, and didn't touch those things casually. In contrast, he was more worried about whether he would accidentally touch them A flat fall disrupted my father's schedule.

In contrast, Natsume Takashi was much bolder, and even stretched out his hand to touch the glowing firefly, but when the other party dodged it playfully, he just smiled lightly, without saying anything, his gaze Looking at those familiar or unfamiliar places in the dense forest, I found a strange thing: "I remember that there are many little monsters living on this mountain, why does it seem that there is nothing this time..."

He felt that it shouldn't be because of Mr. Dazai, although Mr. Dazai's monster power is indeed the strongest in this place, and those little monsters are also afraid of him, but it doesn't mean that the whole mountain has no monster aura, only these ghost lights and fireflies are left.

"Shh...you will know later." Asahi Natsume Takashi made a gesture of hissing, and Osamu Dazai led them all the way to the Inari Shrine on the top of the mountain. This is the Inari Shrine in the Nishimori area , where the maiden who has been serving the God of Inari lives, but this time the shrine is obviously different from the usual one.

The lights are flickering in the shrine. Stepping through the torii gate is like walking into a new world. The open space in front of you changes instantly. The smell of wine and laughter spread here, followed by the music of some instruments The sound is light and fluttering, accompanied by singing and dancing, it is obvious that a banquet is being held in this place—a banquet of monsters.

It’s not that they have never participated in a monster’s banquet, or even a monster’s fair, but neither Natsume Takashi nor Sawada Tsunayoshi has seen such a scene before them. Countless big monsters are playing here, talking and laughing, drinking together Having fun, that open-hearted laugh, no matter who hears it, they will subconsciously show a knowing smile.

Osamu Dazai stroked his sleeves, tapped Tsunayoshi Sawada beside him, and after he came back to his senses, he stretched out his hand and led him to the center of the banquet.

On the way, the monsters who were not particularly strong sitting at the edge of the banquet all got up and said hello to Osamu Dazai: "Master Osamu Dazai!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't help taking a few more glances, and found monsters such as firefly grass and cherry blossom demons in it. There was a lot of food in front of them, and they seemed to be having a good time. Moreover, they all knew Dazai's father monsters.

Comparing these monsters with the monsters Bingsheng usually sees in his mind, Natsume Takashi was a little surprised to find that these monsters are much stronger than Bingsheng's monsters. Are these all big monsters?But I haven't heard that monsters like Yingcao have become great monsters?

He was a little confused, and slowly followed in front of Dazai Osamu, with a gentle smile on his face, and Tsunayoshi Sawada stood up to everyone's attention, and finally walked to the center of the banquet.

The man with long white hair is wearing an elegant safari suit. He folds his folding fan and taps his palms lightly. With a smile on his face, he stares at the monsters in front of him. He tilts his head slightly, echoing the words of the monster next to him from time to time, and occasionally casts a spell to stop them. The inappropriate behavior at the banquet, the leisurely and contented appearance made people a little surprised, but he was also impressed by the other party's demeanor.

He obviously noticed the arrival of Osamu Dazai and his group, his eyes swept over the group of people behind Osamu Dazai, and finally fixed on Osamu Dazai, he showed a gentle smile, stood up and said with a smile, "You are here, Dazai Jun."

"Yeah~" Osamu Dazai responded, pushed out Tsunayoshi Sawada behind him, raised his head slightly, and said to the man in front of him with a little show off or pride: "Look, the cub I raised !Kokichi Sawada."

After all, without waiting for the other party's response, he patted Tsunayoshi Sawada on the shoulder and said to him: "Tsunayoshi, this is your brother Abe, call me brother!"

"...Hello." Opening his mouth, Tsunayoshi Sawada did not dare to call out the word "brother", and could only say hello in embarrassment.

He could sense that the man in front of him should be the center of the banquet, or in other words, the combat power of the other party was also one of the best, just by looking at the big monsters sitting near him.

If you let yourself call this person "brother", won't you let yourself spiral into the sky in place? !

Sawada Tsunayoshi deeply doubted whether his father Dazai wanted to play with him by saying this, so he didn't really do what the other party said.

"Why don't you call me brother, this guy is my nephew!" Osamu Dazai said evasively, and then stepped forward like a good brother, putting his arm on the other's shoulder, showing a sly smile, "You Right? Eldest nephew~"

"Uncle." He called out in response to Dazai Osamu's words, he couldn't help smiling when he saw the satisfaction in Dazai Osamu's eyes, and there was a hint of kindness in his eyes, but he quickly covered it up, folding the fan Flipping it in his hands, and then unfolding it, half-covering his face, he gave a look to a certain lady-wearing figure next to him, signaling him to come and save the scene.

However, the big boss in women's clothing didn't want to talk to him at all, he could only deal with the situation in front of him bitterly, sighed helplessly, he took out a dozen spells, put them in front of Tsunayoshi Sawada, and said with a smile : "I'm Seimei Abe. In terms of relatives and friends, I can be regarded as Dazai Osamu's half-nephew. These are greeting gifts. I hope it will be useful to you."

"An... Abe Seimei?!" Sawada Tsunayoshi opened his eyes wide. How could he not know who Abe Seimei is? Isn't it the soul that his Dazai father said accidentally dirty his own soul, and then cut it off with a knife? Soul, in the end, the boss got amnesia by himself and had to let the whole circle of monsters act with him? !

He blinked his eyes, stood up straight silently, put on the etiquette he learned from Dazai Osamu, and saluted Abe Seimei: "Hi, I'm Sawada Tsunayoshi, please give me your advice."

"Looks like a good boy." Abe Seimei sighed vaguely, then turned his attention to the group of people behind Sawada Tsunayoshi, and began the next round of entertainment.

Osamu Dazai pursed his lips, of course he could hear the meaning of Abe Seimei's words, he moved to the side of the women's clothing boss with some unhappiness, tilted his body, skillfully found a comfortable place in the other's arms to put a pillow on, and snatched it The other party took a sip of the wine glass and complained: "Qingming is getting less and less cute, he actually said that a person like me can raise a good child like Tsunayoshi, what a blessing from heaven!! !"

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked over in a daze, and asked, "Mr. Seimei didn't seem to say such a thing..."

"He just said it, can't you hear it? It's my child, why can't you even hear what's behind the words, it's too immature!" Osamu Dazai glanced at Sawada Tsunayoshi with disgust, and turned to the women's clothing department. Dude shrinks back here, pulling away the distance between himself and Sawada Tsunayoshi, with a look that doesn't want to be contaminated by the other party's "mentally retarded".

Not paying attention to the fact that Osamu Dazai snatched his wine glass away, the female clothing boss picked up a new wine glass as if nothing had happened, brewed a glass of wine for himself, and added some water for Osamu Dazai, then said slowly, "You are too Being mischievous, always making things happen."

"Mouth! I haven't done as many things as you! You, who want to destroy Heianjing, dare to speak out against me?!" Osamu Dazai quickly refuted the other party, and then paralyzed on the other party's body with a softened appearance. I don't want to move in my arms.

The big man in women's clothing sighed, moved the soft bone away from his arms, and then softened his heart when he stared at the accusing eyes of the other party, and let the other party lean on his shoulder, he raised his hand and rubbed his temple , For the 370th time, I thought about the serious question of why I have such a younger brother.

"Come on, Tsunayoshi, call Uncle, this is my brother Tamamo-mae." Calling Sawada Tsunayoshi over, Dazai Osamu patted Tamamo-mae's shoulder skillfully, motioning him to take out the meeting gift, "Look, this is you Your new nephew, shouldn't you give me a gift or something?"

"...Actually, you just fell in love with my collection, right?" Tamamomae said helplessly, but took out a bracelet from his bosom and put it in Dazai Osamu's hand, "Here, is this okay?"

"Wow, good stuff!" Seeing the purpose of this bracelet at a glance, Dazai Osamu grabbed Sawada Tsunayoshi's hand, put the bracelet on the other's hand, and patted it seriously, "Yes, yes, I can resist The things that the big monster attacks once are all good things! Anyway, there are no big monsters in this world, so I guess you won’t be able to use them, right?”

He was thinking like this, but he didn't think at all that the so-called "big monsters" in his mouth were all at the level of this group of monsters sitting in this position, and their combat power completely surpassed countless existences. exist.

After Osamu Dazai forced the gift on Sawada Tsunayoshi, he thought about it, no, his own cubs have gifts, why don’t they have one?

He turned his head to look at Yuzao, softened his voice, and said to the other party as if he was acting like a baby: "Oni-chan~ I want a gift too!"

"What gift do you want, a big monster?" Tamazamo looked at Osamu Dazai with disgust. According to Osamu Dazai's comparable combat power and defense power, no matter how you look at it, it is impossible to be tricked by others, no matter how many treasures you take. It can't match the nullification ability of "disqualification in the world" that comes with him.

Although he didn't quite understand how his younger brother, as a "nine-tailed demon fox", had such a heaven-defying ability, at first he was afraid that his younger brother would get some kind of backlash, but Dazai Osamu was alive and kicking all day long. He even always engages in troubles and commits suicide. In the end, Tamazamae felt that the side effect of this heaven-defying ability might be to make his younger brother's brain go wrong, right?For example, he loves suicide and regards it as his life's work.

He coughed twice, although he thought so in his heart, he still took out a bank card and stuffed it into Dazai Osamu's hand, don't ask, it was taken from Abe Seimei.

Osamu Dazai received a black card out of nowhere. He looked down at the black card, and then at his brother, thinking that he should not tell the other party the fact that he had a dozen of such black cards.

After he put away the black card, he started a new round of playfulness. This time he was not limited to chatting with his brother, but ran over to play with Shuten-douji and Ibaraki-douji, and there was a certain Hoshikuma-douji next to him And Onikiri, he got in, pushed Onikiri and Hoshikuma-douji away, and asked with a smile, "Where have you been recently?"

"I didn't go anywhere, I just stayed in the Kingdom of God." Shuten Doji said expressionlessly, he lowered his head and drank his wine, completely ignoring the chattering Dazai Osamu beside him, after all, he was cheated by the other party in the past. Now, if you say something more, maybe this person will go to his current residence to set off fireworks! ! !

He dares to guarantee that Osamu Dazai will definitely do such a thing!Because when the other party was in Heian-kyo, he brought Abe Seimei's specially made explosion charm to Dajiang Mountain and exploded the mountain overnight!That night was really noisy! ! !

"My best friend finally said to me recently..." Ibaraki Doji was more than happy to say something to Osamu Dazai, but Shuten Doji covered his mouth when he opened his mouth before he finished speaking, and tilted his head to look at his best friend in doubt , He didn't see the other party's thoughts at all, he pondered for a while, pulled Shuten-douji's hand, and said with a smile, "What's the matter? Best friend!"

"Tsk...shut up." He felt that Ibaraki-douji was too dangerous here, and if he was not careful later, all the things that happened to him recently would be pulled out of Ibaraki by Osamu Dazai, Shuten-douji pulled Ibaraki up Boy, move decisively, and run to drink at Arara, who has been squatting in the corner silently watching the Inari god Oyatsu shoot the arrow.

"Let's talk next time!" Shuten-douji didn't find the motive for doing this, but Ibaraki-douji raised his arm stupidly, waved it at Dazai Osamu, and said such words in his mouth.

"Okay~" Osamu Dazai cheerfully responded to the so-called "next time". Even if Shuten-douji covered Ibaraki-douji's mouth, he still guessed the answer with his witty little head, his eyes narrowed Woke up, looking like a cunning fox, turned around and said to Sawada Tsunayoshi who was chatting with Natsume Takashi, "I said that Shuten would fall into Ibaraki's hands one day. He didn't believe it at the beginning, but he still does now. Shouting 'really fragrant'!!!”

"???" Not knowing what his father was talking about, Tsunayoshi Sawada could only give him a puzzled look.

Gently licking his own cub's hair, Osamu Dazai rumpled Tsunayoshi Sawada's hair into a bird's nest, and then casually said, "Human beings are the same as monsters, they are both repeaters and Mako!"

"Re...repeater?" Sawada Tsunayoshi tilted his head in doubt, obviously not understanding what Osamu Dazai was talking about, he pondered for a while, and then tentatively said, "Where did Dazai's father learn the words? "

"...You are still too innocent, what will you do when you face those old fritters in the future?" Dazai Osamu rubbed Sawada Tsunayoshi's head hard, patted him on the shoulder, and asked him to go to the side to continue playing, and then So he naturally skipped this topic, turned to the side and complained about the hardships of raising children.

"If you raise it carefully, you will definitely become a very outstanding person." As a former god, Ichimolian can naturally see the special features of Sawada Tsunayoshi, he said softly, and stretched out his hand to Sawada Tsunayoshi A layer of imperceptible whirlwind shelter can protect the opponent's life, so he continued to listen to Dazai Osamu's bitterness.

He knew in his heart that not half of what Dazai Osamu said was true, but he knew that Dazai Osamu had indeed worked hard on educating Sawada Tsunayoshi, otherwise he would not have brought the other party here. The Rashomon kid and a certain white tiger cub who have been raised, which one was really brought by the other party to meet Abe Seimei and Tamamo-mae?

Slightly narrowing his eyes, he concealed the thoughts in his heart with one glance, and said softly: "Where is that Mr. Bai Lan?"

From Dazai Osamu's words, he knew that the other party was raising a child with a Daxu named Bai Lan. If so, why wasn't that Daxu named Bai Lan brought to the banquet?

"Bai Lan..." Osamu Dazai paused, lowered his head, rubbed his fingers on the side of the wine glass, and said casually, "He went to see the Mafia."

"Really?" Taking a sip of his drink, Yimulian chuckled, didn't ask any more questions, just watched Osamu Dazai holding a potted plant and walking towards Abe Seimei, then turned his head to look in front of Tamamo , asked with some concern, "Is there no problem? Didn't you come to see him specially?"

Osamu Dazai is a monster without a "heart", without a heart of compassion for humans, and without a heart of love. Seimei Abe and the others knew Osamu Dazai, or in other words, from the day Osamu Dazai was born, Tamazamae knew this. , even if this child sees the death of his parents, the departure of his friends, and the death of the human beings close to him, he will not be shaken in any way, let alone emotionally fluctuate.

Therefore, Tamazamo missed this younger brother very much in his heart. Even if the opponent's strength is so strong that he will not be threatened, he will not provoke Dazai Osamu as if he is blind. It was also because they all wanted to see how Dazai was doing.

"It's enough for him to live a good life..." whispered, Yuzao looked down at the drink in his hand, and his eyes fell on Sawada Tsunayoshi. He couldn't tell whether he was relieved or worried at this moment. "The relationship between this child and Dazai will continue to develop... One day, Dazai will also feel the sadness of parting."

"Yes." Yimulian responded to Yu Zaoqian's words, and the two exchanged vaguely, and when Yao Dao Ji came over, they put away their previous thoughts and chatted about other topics.

Osamu Dazai didn't know what his brother and Yimulian were communicating with, or rather, he didn't care about their worries at all, and slowly put the potted plant that he made a mess on purpose in front of Abe Seimei, he turned his head to look Xiang Nuliang and his party asked, "Have you gained anything?"

"Ah... I probably realized that the Abe Seimei I know is not real." Nuliang Huapiao calmly responded to Osamu Dazai's question, and then turned his attention to the potted plant in front of him. asked, "Is this...?"

"Oh, my meeting gift for you." Dazai Osamu said with a smile, and took out a piece of silk from his hand, threw it up, and the other end happened to touch Abe Seimei.

In the next second, Nuliang Rikusheng, Yukiono, and Suzuru, who were about to reach out to take care of the potted plants, were turned into afro heads by the explosion spell amid Osamu Dazai's wild laughter.

"Sure enough, he's still too young..." Shaking his head, Nuliang Yuba, who had run away quickly when Osamu Dazai said that, came back again, looked at the potted plant that was blown to pieces, Looking at his three silly little guys again, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

"Dazai-kun, please don't use the hundreds of years ago explosion spell I gave you next time." Abe Seimei said softly. Because he was protected by Dazai's ability, he stood there unscathed—but he Even if there is no protection, nothing will happen.

He took out a new stack of charms from his sleeve, and then took out a new stack, and put them all in Dazai Osamu's hands, and said softly, "Those may have expired, and the effect is not very good. I'll use them next time." These."

Unexpectedly, Abe Seimei turned out to be such a person. The image of the gentle and personable Seimei in the minds of Nuliang and his party was instantly shattered into scum, and the image of colluding with Osamu Dazai was re-established.

The author has something to say: Lord Qingming: I am the son of the white fox [laughs]

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This is my uncle and nephew hhh

There is no rush for Li Baoen's role, his OVO will always be queued