I became a heartthrob after wearing the white moonlight cannon fodder as the villain

In a scene of upside down, I don't know what night it is.

Chu Fengjue's tired mind went blank, but Emperor Dog still had a look of dissatisfaction, which made people very angry.

At this moment, his body temperature finally came back, and it was still very hot.

It was as if the person who was cold and stiff just now had never existed.

Xuan Mingye put his arms around him and soaked in the hot spring water, and said, "What's wrong with the beauty today? She is so passionate, I really like it."

Chu Fengjue asked Daji in his heart: "Is there a high chance of success in speaking now?"

Daji said: "You can use that tongue-brightening lotus skill, as long as you ask, the emperor will definitely agree."

Brilliant Tongue Lotus Skill?

He remembered that it was the props given by the system when he completed the task last time.

But Chu Fengjue was useless, instead he turned over and sat on Xuan Mingye's lap, put his arms around his neck and said, "It's fine if the emperor likes it, as long as the emperor likes it, the subject will be happy."

Xuan Mingye said: "Beauty is so caring, how should I reward you?"

Chu Fengjue thought to himself, wouldn't he catch up in a hurry?

He immediately took the opportunity to say: "Speaking of rewards, Your Majesty, I really have one thing that I want the Emperor to satisfy my wish for!"

Xuan Mingye lifted a lock of his black hair and asked, "Oh? What wishes does the beauty have?"

Chu Fengjue said: "I... I have been doing art since I was a child, and I am very envious of those high-ranking officials and nobles who spend a lot of money. But because the nobles' eyes are higher than the top, they have never put villains in their eyes. At that time, I thought that if I How good would it be to be a high official? These days, I have been favored by the emperor. I eat well, dress well, and use well. Logically speaking, I should not expect anything else. But it is a midnight dream , I always dream of the scene where I was bullied by the official when I was a child..."

How smart is the dog emperor? As soon as Chu Fengjue said this, he understood what he meant.

So he immediately said: "Oh? The beauty wants to be a high official, so that those who have bullied you can see it?"

Chu Fengjue's eyes sparkled, and he said, "Is it possible?"

Xuan Mingye smiled and put his arms around his waist, and took the opportunity to grind the iron pestle. Chu Fengjue couldn't help biting his lower lip, and then heard Xuan Mingye say: "Of course!"

At this time, Chu Fengjue's system heard a reminder that the task was completed.

You are not joking, as long as Xuan Mingye agrees, this matter is a certainty.

Before Chu Fengjue had time to be happy, he was submerged in the tide of invasion.

He felt that the dog emperor would have to be sucked and fucked by him sooner or later, seriously.

So the next day, Chu Feng entered the temple grandly.

The emperor personally issued a decree to seal him as a censor order.

This censor order is actually very subtle, because there is no such official position in the Jiuqing in the imperial court.

There are three princes under the emperor, namely the Taiwei, the prime minister, and the imperial doctor.

Under the prime minister, there are nine ministers, namely Wei Wei, Lang Zhongling, Tai Pu, Ting Wei, Dian Ke, Feng Chang, Zong Zheng, Shao Fu, and Zhi Su Nei Shi.

Among these official positions, there is no censor order.

You don't need to guess to know that the emperor set up an official position privately for his favorite concubine.

Chu Fengjue stood in the hall wearing the new imperial uniform made by the weaving bureau overnight. His handsome appearance was very eye-catching, but it attracted the sighs of all the officials.

Especially Prime Minister Wang, who was already blowing his beard and staring in anger.

He is old, and he is a veteran of the court, even the emperor will give him some face.

So after listening to the emperor's decree, he immediately stepped out and said, "Your Majesty can't do it!"

But the dog emperor was the old god, and said, "Oh? Old prime minister! Why not?"

Prime Minister Wang revealed an angry look, pointed at Chu Fengjue, and said, "You named a... young child as Yu Shi Ling! Wouldn't this mess up the imperial court?"

The Dog Emperor shook his legs and said, "It's not as serious as you always said."

Prime Minister Wang said: "The old minister has something to say, please take it back!"

The dog emperor stopped shaking his legs, but he still lay down with a disapproving appearance, and said lazily: "Maybe the old prime minister tell me?"

Prime Minister Wang blew his beard and stared: "The emperor wants to admit a man into the palace, and it is inconvenient for the old ministers to intervene. After all, it is a matter of the emperor's harem! But if the emperor wants to let the person who serves the emperor with sex into the court as an official, it seems Not quite right!"

Old Wangtou's words were sonorous and forceful, as if Chu Fengjue had dug his ancestral grave.

If you don't kick him out of court, you'll feel sorry for his old bones.

Chu Fengjue blinked his eyes, a little worried that the old Wangtou would make himself angry.

She kindly wanted to go forward to appease him, but the other party treated him like a class enemy.

Daji said: "Master, why don't you hide first? Master Wang seems to want to eat people."

Chu Fengjue said: "No need, the old man is old and a civil servant again."

And according to his observation, General Meng was watching the fun, as long as he didn't come up, these old guys couldn't do anything to him.

Daji said: "Actually, it's a good thing for you to hide now. After you complete the next task, you will be able to get the respect props from the officials. In this way, you can gain a firm foothold in the court!"

Chu Fengjue's eyes lit up, and Daji immediately had an ominous premonition.

AI asked in horror: "Big Daddy, what are you going to do again?"

Chu Fengjue said: "Hey, I'm just trying to help you, are your company's props really easy to use?"

As he said that, he opened the storage space of the system again, and clicked on the skill buff of the Brilliant Tongue Lotus.

That's right, this brilliant lotus flower is exactly what I got from making noodles for Costin last time.

After completing the last sickness mission, Chu Fengjue also obtained a skill.

It's just that he hasn't had time to see what the last mission reward was.

After all, his attention is all on his mobile phone and bsp every day; as the system prompts: "You have successfully triggered the skill Tongguanglianhua. This skill is valid for four hours. Please hurry up and use it."

Chu Fengjue saw an icon of bb with an open mouth appear in the upper left corner of the interface.

So he immediately interrupted the back-and-forth conversation between Emperor Dog and Prime Minister Wang, and said, "Your Majesty, I have something to say, and I don't know if I should say it or not."

As soon as Chu Fengjue spoke, all the officials in the hall looked at him in unison.

This made Chu Fengjue a little embarrassed. It seemed that the poor student was called up by the teacher to answer the question, and everyone watched him make a fool of himself.

However, Chu Fengjue smiled brightly at Prime Minister Wang, and said, "My lord, can you tell me why you object to me entering the court?"

Prime Minister Wang didn't expect that this yellow-mouthed kid would dare to challenge him.

Maybe out of wanting to make things difficult for him, he said, "Why? Hmph, if Concubine Chu really wants to be an official in the court, she must be able to read well, right?"

The words "Concubine Chu" were severely bitten by Prime Minister Wang.

It can be said that it is extremely humiliating for a man to be called empress.

But Chu Fengjue was not angry, and said: "Although I am not as educated as Wang Chengxiang, I can still read characters."

In Wang Chengxiang's eyes, Chu Fengjue was just a street performer.

Such a wild actor has a bit of beauty.

What I have seen since I was a child, I am afraid it is not something that can be seen by others.

Being able to serve the emperor with beauty is already a flattery, but also wanting to become an official in the court is simply a dream.

So he deliberately wanted to make him look ugly, so he said: "Since your mother can read, why don't I write a poem for you, and your mother will read it once."

Chu Fengjue said to Daji in the system: "Look, Old Wang is going to test me."

Daji said: "He is sure that you will not be able to read it, and it must be scolding you."

Chu Fengjue said: "It's time to show my true skills!"

At this time, he turned to Xuan Mingye again, and said, "Why do I think the dog emperor looks like he's watching a good show?"

Daji said: "It's a little bit, the emperor is very smart, except that he has no bottom line on you, he is very clear about other things."

Chu Fengjue said: "I really thank you."

Soon, Prime Minister Wang finished writing the curse poem and handed it to Chu Fengjue.

Chu Fengjue took it over and read: "Snake Snake speaks so well, it comes out of his mouth. Clever words are like springs, and his face is thick. Who is he? The elk who lives in the river. He has no fists and no courage, and his job is disorderly. Besides, Er Yong Yihe?"

Chu Fengjue smiled. Coincidentally, he knows this poem.

It is said that you are a person who is brazen and brazen, has no courage and no plan but only creates disasters, has sores on your legs and swollen feet, who gave you the courage to engage in so many schemes and schemes?

Daji cleared her throat and asked, "Daddy, can you do it?"

Chu Fengjue said: "Hold on, we can win."

With the blessing of the Brilliant Tongue Lotus Skill, Chu Fengjue is not afraid.

But he thinks that the old Wangtou is a bit arrogant, and he has 5000 years of Chinese culture, so he is afraid that you will fail to write a curse poem?

So he smiled lightly and said, "Master Wang, how is my reading?"

Prime Minister Wang was very surprised, he didn't expect that the yellow-mouthed kid could really read it.

He couldn't hold back his face, and said: "If you can know a few big characters, you don't know the heights of the heavens and the earth. It is true that you are eloquent and have a thick face."

Chu Fengjue said that you are always right, I am eloquent.

He slowly bowed to Prime Minister Wang, and said, "Master Wang, you have read thousands of books. I also have a poem. I wonder if Mr. Wang can appreciate it for me too?"

Prime Minister Wang sneered, and said, "Since Your Majesty has such a talent, of course we should appreciate it."

Chu Fengjue chuckled lightly, and said: "Hundreds of refinements hammer a needle, turn the cloth upside down, eyes grow on the buttocks, only recognize the clothes but not the people."

As soon as the words fell, there was a burst of laughter from Manchao Wenwu.

Even Xuan Mingye couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips, thinking that this kid really has something.

General Meng, who was standing with Master Xiao, didn't understand. As a general, he didn't even know a few words.

So when Lord Wang mocked Chu Fengjue just now, General Mengdimeng also felt offended.

The young and handsome Mr. Xiao had an upright appearance in his life. He explained to General Meng in a low voice: "His Royal Highness Concubine Chu said that Mr. Wang has eyes on his buttocks, and he only recognizes clothes but not people."

Monty: ...

He couldn't help looking at Chu Fengjue, feeling a little curious.

He personally sent the person to Xuan Mingye, why did he feel that he seemed to have sent an unknown trouble to the emperor?

Is he really a street performer who doesn't know anything?

At this time Chu Fengjue said again: "I have heard a lot about Mr. Wang's loyalty to the emperor and patriotism. It is understandable that you are worried that I will cause trouble for the court. But my lord, sometimes people can't just look at their status. What do you want?" Get to know me personally, and then you will know whether I am worthy of this position."

Prime Minister Wang blushed, but he didn't expect that he would be turned into an army.

The author has something to say: excerpts from the poems in the text:

The first song: Qiao Yan [Author] Anonymous [Dynasty] Pre-Qin

The second track: "Ode to the Needle" [Qing Dynasty] Wen Yingjiang