It's not illegal

The man who is the key to changing the world pattern is Comrade Qi Fengyu, a pheasant spirit who has great ambitions but unfortunately once had high eyesight and low hands.

Alas?

wait?You just say it bluntly like this, a real man! ?

If the author is as honest as you, he will definitely lose many readers! !

Du Ling resisted the urge to complain about being a professional writer, and weakly squeezed out a sentence from his teeth: "I thought he was the kind of cannon fodder who could step down and bow at the last flash?"

But not.

People are late bloomers.

In the standard previous life, he wasted his talents, dawdled around in a daze, and finally realized that it was too late to regret it, but unexpectedly got a chance to start again. The true protagonist template.

Not to mention the ability to capture the star official, the five-color treasure clothes that even head-to-head with the fragments of the binding lock, is completely worthy of the name of its ancient blood essence and the limited edition of the Peacock Ming King. Although it was not saved after the collision The life of his own master at least protects Qi Fengyu's soul.

And because there was no one to collect the corpse when the disaster was imminent, it remained in a state of being entangled with the fragments of the artifact and could not be torn apart.

As a result, when Xiao Li killed the possessed weapon spirit with a single sword and disrupted the balance, and the artifact began to recover and restart, Qi Fengyu's primordial spirit brought back the memory and returned to the moment when he successfully refined the natal treasure garment.

when was that

That was when even the Great Sun and Moon Dynasty hadn't started to mass-produce pills.

At least 500 years ago.

Although she doesn't quite understand how she was reborn, but with the advantage of hundreds of years of foresight all of a sudden, no matter how stupid Qi Fengyu is, she can still create a real foundation.

What's more, Qi Fengyu used to be just a playboy with too much pleasure, not a fool who really couldn't afford to do anything.

So he took a lot of pains to formulate a simple but feasible plan, stuck in the timeline, first spent 300 years in retreat to improve his strength, and then relied on the hard truth of his fist to unify the monster clan and establish monsters in advance bureau (2.0 perfect version).

Then, in the bloody storm at the end of the last feudal dynasty in China, he secretly assisted the future rulers of China to expel foreign humiliation, pacify the world, and successfully wiped out the existence of the Yaozu in the high-level!

And all of this was done in secret, without interfering with the general trend of history. Even after the founding of the People's Republic of China, everyone obeyed relevant laws and regulations, and only legally became elites at specified places and at specified times, which did not delay the development of the scientific worldview of the human race.

Because Qi Fengyu has already been awarded the title of "Phoenix King" and has become the winner of the demon life, there is still a heavy block in his heart: Qi Ling.

He was afraid that his jump would be too high and conspicuous, so he replaced Mo Wentian as the opponent's pawn to destroy the world.

What's more, the ruthless way of heaven seems to be intensified, karmic grievances are regarded as death and death, and robbery is twice as fierce as in the previous life... Qi Fengyu feels that she is still making a fortune in silence, and she has nothing to do, so don't provoke the human race casually It is wonderful to twist the tiger's whiskers with eccentric eyes and heaven.

Fortunately, he was cautious because he didn't know the truth, otherwise history would be distorted somewhere, and it is very difficult to say whether Xiao Li and Du Ling will be born again in the third week.

Although looking back now, I can say in a very pretentious way: "It's all due to the inertia of history", but when I think about it carefully, I really can't help but squeeze a cold sweat.

But in the end he was lucky enough to be born, and Du Ling, whose life trajectory hadn't changed much, pretended to touch his chin for a while. On the one hand, he felt that the protagonist's aura was a little bit stuck, and on the other hand, he felt that someone had done the dirty work for him in advance. It's good to finish.

In the end, he concluded with a sigh: "I feel that the old boy Pheasant Essence is the chosen savior in this round. The two of us have actually completed our historical mission. From now on, we can just have a holiday and fall in love."

Xiao Li, who also has no nostalgia for the great mission from heaven, nodded in agreement: "You say so."

It's just that the current head of the Lingtian Sect, who no longer has to bear all kinds of responsibilities, has already firmly established all beliefs that Taoist companions are the foundation, and he is very principled.

However, at that time, no one told Qi Fengyu that a great task was assigned to you by heaven, and that you would not be afraid of being proud if you gave full marks for a good job.

And because he was born in a demon clan and couldn't touch the edge of heaven, he was always very nervous, thinking about it, thinking that the key to the world's salvation depends on the future last emperor Xiao Li.The problem is that although Qi Fengyu, the guard of the Lingtian faction, is not unable to break in, he is afraid of disturbing Qi Ling, causing the future emperor's bad feelings, or even disrupting the future trajectory, so he dare not act rashly, so he can only wait for the only relevant event he knows to happen :

In 200X, the Daqing Mountains were surrounded by purple clouds after the nine-fold thunderstorm, and the new emperor ascended!

Even afraid that her memory would be fuzzy after living for hundreds of years, Qi Fengyu deliberately went to the foot of the mountain to wait for the opportunity a few years earlier, determined that even if she gambled on being searched for the soul, she would take advantage of the short stay before the other party was ushered to the Heavenly Court , to convey the truth enough to save the world.

Anyway, the hundreds of years I stole is enough, it's time to give back to the world and dedicate my life!

However, Qi Fengyu, who fully moved himself with the spirit of fearless sacrifice, came here with ordinary distractions (even lower-key than the scale he himself crossed 100 years ago), and dressed in ashes. Xiashan Jianxiu, who can't hide the iconic iceberg beauty...

Obviously, Xiao Li didn't expect that the first acquaintance he met would be Qi Fengyu when he came back out of the mountain.

But as the person who knew the inside story of rebirth best, he immediately thought of the fragment of the sky-binding lock, and after knowing it all, he realized that the Yaozu might have undergone great changes.

So it's time to deter and deter, and it's time to cooperate and cooperate. First scare Qi Fengyu into signing a cooperation contract, and then talk about cooperation.

So the pheasant spirit who really became a big monster finally knew the truth——

After a long time of fuss, Qi Ling has already GAME OVER, and the Heavenly Court directly shuts its doors to thank the guests and does not recruit the Heavenly Emperor to work. Everyone can develop freely and don't have to worry about the end of the world for the time being? ?

Damn, then all his forbearance was in vain!fall! !

Hearing Du Ling here, even though Xiao Li's narration was very bland, he was still able to match Qi's mental activities at that time with a whole set of explosive emoticons.

It's really a story with its own sound and picture.

Knowing that the mountain above his head was long gone, Qi Fengyu thought about turning over and making the decision for a moment, but...his fists are not as hard as the sword's edge, even if he reached the state of distraction 100 years earlier, he would not be able to beat the Emperor of Heaven in his previous life. Still can't beat it.

#剑修, cheating force value, worth having. #

After kneeling swiftly, Qi Fengyu hugged the golden thigh of the leader of the Lingtian faction.He began to confidently and boldly promote the integration of the monster race and the human race, and to assist Xiao Li in selecting suitable successors to re-promote the orthodoxy—oh, yes, although there is no magic art made up by magic arts, but due to the limited world structure and aura , the way of cultivation has still declined among mortals.

Ups and downs are a cycle of fate, and the battles caused by ambition and selfish desires will not disappear invisible because of the lack of a provocation.

But Du Ling is too lazy to pay attention to this kind of metaphysical principle, his focus is always very practical: "So how many younger brothers have we recruited under our banner now?"

#Teach you how to use one sentence to turn a high-level comprehension school into a street gang that washes, cuts and blows. #

But Xiao Li, the leader of the sect, doesn't mind anyway, so let the wife of the sect leader continue to fly freely.Anyway, in fact, there is no difference between an outside disciple and a gang boy. They are all used for doing errands to create momentum.

Well, totally fine.

This enlightened sect leader who doesn't care about trivial details and has an epiphany that there is no one to teach, can only give a zero-point answer sheet, which disappoints his wife: "Nothing."

Sighing that such a cold and ruthless way of cherishing words like gold is a familiar formula, Du Ling thought about it and chose a specific question: "Then what about our classmate Jing Jing?"

He didn't expect Xiao Li to recognize the remaining small animals. Anyway, the pheasant essence started the PM2.5 demon species plan according to the urine nature of the previous life. It's too late to collect them later.But Zhang Jing is different. This strange woman who has made a lot of contributions and also brought a pair of gay guardians with her, can't be lost anyway.

"Because she signed up for the animal identification summer camp for pet cats, she started contacting the field of cultivation two years earlier than the last time." Xiao Li obviously didn't ignore this fifty-generation heir who had made great contributions, but he didn't care about his future apprentice. In the current state, he is also a little hard to say: he specially recruited goblins of the same sex to pair up with Shuangxiu, and even led a few female monks and goblins to set up the Yuanyuanmen together. This kind of gossip really doesn't want to be mentioned at all.

Therefore, he explained to Zhang Jing, who has not formally contacted Zhang Jing, the door wall: "We have to wait for you, the uncle, to enter the door before we can consider other things."

The other party's tone was too sincere, so Du Ling was taken aback, and almost thought he was saying "we have to wait for your daughter-in-law to come in first".

Just being teased like that, completely caught off guard.

He turned his face away awkwardly, trying to hide the embarrassment of the fever, and muttered in a low voice: "Then you have to wait, I'm just an ordinary person in this life, I don't know if I have spiritual roots..."

After reciting the mantra all night, I didn't feel any aura, but the wind and evil entered the body, and the blow was quite big.

During the long talk about ancient times, they naturally also talked about the current situation interspersed. At this time, Xiao Li naturally knew that Du Ling would become a patient as soon as he came back. Demeanor does not need temperature, and the dress is extremely coquettish), but there are also factors of catching a cold due to the failure of the first attempt at cultivation.

As a matter of fact, as long as one is not a talented person who is born with a well-connected spiritual vein, even if one has practice experience once, it is difficult to successfully attract Qi into the body once.

But this is not the time to be reasonable, because what makes Du Ling stubborn and unwilling to admit it is actually his uneasiness about his future.

In the previous life, it was difficult to adapt to suddenly changing from an ordinary person to a goblin. After finally getting used to the new identity, I ended up going back to being a mortal in this life.

It's perfectly normal to feel overwhelmed.

But Xiao Li couldn't immediately give Du Ling the answer he longed for.

Because it is actually difficult to judge whether a person can practice Taoism or not.What is one, two, three, four, five spiritual roots, strict levels, grades and attributes, you can know it with a magic weapon, it's just a novelist's words, the real situation is often the monks' calculations or flashes of inspiration, oh this child and Taoism has a predestined relationship and can be enlightened, and then the master leads the door to practice in the individual.

Just like when he met Zhang Jing back then, Xiao Li's heart was moved, and he felt that the timing of the other party's courageous and resourceful appearance was also very suitable, so he took advantage of the situation to ask.

Now the problem lies in the fact that his relationship with Du Ling is too close, and all his feelings are blinded by the strong personal relationship, so he can't figure out how Du Ling's roots are and whether he can build a foundation.

So he found another way, and sincerely gave his lover a reassurance: "Don't worry, the method of dual cultivation doesn't force your roots. I can guide you into the Tao at any time."

Translation: You are not afraid if you have no talent, as long as you have sex with me, you will have everything.

After repeatedly confirming that his understanding was correct, Du Ling was also drunk in the face of this realistic and filthy world.

In an instant, he went from the cauldron collection of girl's heart method all the way to picking yang and nourishing yin. The only thing he wanted to do was to overturn the table with a loud shout and solemnly reject this proposal.

Is he the kind of person who trades chrysanthemums for strength, gives up his self-esteem and just wants to lie down and win? ! !

He can still work hard on his own! !

If it really doesn't work...then let's talk about it when it doesn't work. Anyway, he and Xiao Lizi are old people who are with each other. Hehehe, it's just a matter of finding a bed.

So Xiao Li, who was very moved and rejected, had no choice but to continue to maintain the style of a gentleman.First wash your hands and make soup to fill the stomach of the Taoist couple who has been hungry for almost a day, then fly the sword to carry people, and go straight to the building of the Demon Management Bureau.

The "Extraordinary Affairs Office", a related organization created by the Huaxia government for the increasing number of monks, is temporarily attached there. As for whether to start a new one in the future, or merge similar items for unified management, human and demon officials are arguing.

He is no longer the emperor of heaven, so Xiao Li, who is not in his position and does not seek his own government, does not care about these power struggles. The second thing he does after the reunion is to take Du Ling back to visit, just to apply for the qualification certificate for cultivating immortals according to law, and give his lover a lingering blow. Tianpai's registered permanent residence, and by the way, let's calculate his root talent.

——Qi Fengyu's strong support, in this field, the Yaozu has also left behind the old-fashioned human cultivators.

The internal settings of the Fairy Control Bureau seem to be the same as in the previous life. The only thing Du Ling should pay attention to is not to say hello to those familiar fairies who pass by.

After all, for him, the worlds of the second week are too close to each other, and he can't feel much of the real feeling that he has started all over again.

Of course, the new world has a new atmosphere, and there are many new things in the Three Weeks Demon Management Bureau that attract Du Ling's attention. For example, the JKB49 general election, which is full of turmoil and discussion, is full of leaflets and posters... It makes people instantly feel "" Sure enough, it is the real feeling of "Pheasant Essence's dream come true".

Du Ling, who was almost pulled into a cult by enthusiastic fans after watching a promotional board for a familiar little shark for a while, wiped off his sweat, and decided to keep his eyes open and become a cold bumpkin.

Fortunately, even if Xiao Li is no longer the Emperor of Heaven, as the current highest sword cultivator and the leader of the Lingtian sect who is the most righteous, his deterrent power is still the same as before. Dare to hide far away and whisper, the voice is too small to reach the ears of mortals.

But Du Ling still felt itchy nose and wanted to sneeze.

#Surely I didn’t say anything good about Xiao Ye, hum. #

They passed by those bustles, drove straight in like Moses divided the sea, and came to the gate of the [Extraordinary Medical Testing Center] listed on the signboard.

The inside looks like a strange big hospital, filled with ghosts from mountains and seas, who come to treat diseases, cure spells, and give birth to goblins.

In addition, because the environment required by spells is similar, the root bone laboratory is also stuffed here.Therefore, the long queue pulled up was also full of monster clan teams who had just developed their spiritual wisdom or just started, waiting to complete the necessary steps to obtain the practice qualification certificate.

Du Ling took out a simple instruction at the door and read it. He felt that although the procedures became troublesome, it was indeed much more reliable than the previous life where he just sent out the "Guide" and let it go.

Qi Yeji has really done a lot of practical things, which is worthy of recognition, but...

But he doesn't want to line up at all!The number of people waiting on the automatic calling machine has been displayed to four digits. Does this mean that we have to wait until the sea is dry and the rocks are gone? It's scary! !

Fortunately, Xiao Li's face not only represented deterrence and attention, but also represented privileges. There was no need to line up, and someone came out to welcome them into the VIP room soon.

Du Ling, who was envied and hated by the rest of the queue, felt very unkind and secretly relieved, but once he regained his energy, he couldn't help but look around again.

He enthusiastically finished researching each department as a material, and couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "Why do I think this is a bit like a pre-marital medical examination?"

As soon as the words fell, I happened to hear a few unfavorable comments about Du Ling before, but he couldn't seriously argue with the ignorant little monster, and the headmaster Xiao who could only keep whizzing and making air-conditioning, instantly rejuvenated.

And the goblin in the white coat who witnessed this blinding single dog scene immediately jumped dozens of percentage points in enthusiasm and hospitality.

Obediently in the middle of winter, this is probably the empress of the palace that Master Qi once hinted at, who must be treated with a more respectful attitude than the head of Xiao? ?

Tsk tsk, this appearance, this temperament, is really down to earth, standing with the head of Xiao Bingshan, the male god of the flower of Gaoling...

#Anyway, I don’t really understand your aesthetics#.

Although the greater the gap, the more it proves true love, but isn't the legendary empress a little fairy of the bird class, and is she still a relative of herself?

The guy in front of the question is really a mortal.Could it be that, as some anti-bird factions speculated, Lord Qi was actually the one who spread rumors about Head Xiao because of his love and hatred?

This is an ominous premonition that is about to be torn apart!

What about Madam's diplomacy to forge a ship of friendship between the monster race and the human race?Isn't this the Titanic that sank before it sailed? ?

The overly active inspector's mind was too open and he was sluggish for a moment in his actions. As a result, Xiao Li's suspicious eyes swept over him coldly, and he shivered immediately, not daring to be careless anymore.

Facing the ups and downs readings of the bone calculator and the erratic pointer of the Yuanfa compass, he didn't have the guts to say such irresponsible phrases as if the instrument failed and he would come back next time, or that he was not suitable for practicing as a major, so he could only frown Serious thinking with all professionalism.

Then with a ding~, he thought of a possibility that made him chuckle but couldn't believe it.

He smiled and asked cautiously: "This respected... tester, can you allow me to collect a little blood from your fingertip?"

Du Ling nodded without much hesitation. Although blood is an indispensable raw material in many evil witchcrafts, but with Xiao Li as his back, he forgave the two goblins not to dare to mess around.

Besides, Xiao Lizi didn't object, so it's probably the normal process.

A mortal who has long been accustomed to having a few tubes of blood drawn for every physical examination, after taking it for granted, he put on a calm posture of "I understand it very well".

Fortunately, the medical workers did not dare to do bad things this time.

In order to clear up the suspicion and avoid the risk of being pierced by a sword, people simply did not use the needle to extract, and directly punctured the skin with a cotton swab after disinfection to complete the sampling.

Then there is the long wait.

The style of that machine made Du Ling Weiwei feel familiar, and he almost put a label saying that he had the highest technological content, and of course the largest volume. A long stack of blood test reports.

Quickly jumping over the professional skills (waste) language (words) full of the designer's monster characteristics, the white coat found the final bloodline result judgment, and then the suppressed tension was swept away, and the whole person vividly interpreted what is joy Da Pu Ben.

"Congratulations!" He happily used an octave-high tremolo: "—the subject has 87.5% of the precious blood of the ancient alien species, and is about to awaken!!"

spread? !

Du Ling was hit head-on with a question mark on his forehead, his pupils gradually dilated and his chin landed on the ground: Wait, sack of beans, wait for a moment,, it's better not to mean what he understands...

However, his subjective delay is useless, because Xiao Li has already taken the test report directly, and also quickly scanned the previous text to directly read the conclusion.

After reading, Bingshan's stern lips lined up a beautiful arc, which seemed very gratifying.

"It means that you are going to become a genius again." He softly exposed the truth of Du Ling's refusal written on his face without making a sound, and put the test sheet with clear writing and clear conclusions directly in front of Du Ling.

diagnostic result:

The subject's lineage has 87.5% ancient heterogeneous genetic characteristics.

The preliminary judgment of YNA tracking species analysis is: Archaeornis-Phoenidae-Hydraidae-Huangshoubaiguiche EXOME? ?

Phoenix? ? ?

What the hell is this! !What is there to be happy about? ?The young master is about to become a monster with nine heads! ! ? ?

Du Ling looked at Xiao Li in horror, disbelief, and accusation, his lips trembling, and seriously considered whether to treat this as a nightmare and go home and sleep, or to break up directly.

Fortunately, he was still immersed in the joy of his leader's prophecy coming true, and he didn't notice that the white coat in the atmosphere of the Shura field was still chattering: "Oh, by the way, don't worry too much about the species analysis, it's this machine. The developer of the pedigree tester, in order to apply for an extra traditional cultural innovation award, did a trick.

The so-called ancient alien species are actually species that once existed in China, but are now extinct, and the nine-headed species actually means that the crown and feathers on the head are easy to be misunderstood by the ancients.Dr. Hu said that since ancient mortals could describe an octopus as one head and ten bodies, it is not surprising that a head like ours with several hairs standing up is recorded as one body and nine heads. If you don’t believe me, look—”

I'm afraid that Du Ling still doesn't understand, the white coat who took great pains to get closer to him raised his hand and turned the shoulders back to the original.

it is good……

What a familiar oversized sunflower cockatoo! ! !

The few tender yellow crown feathers fluttering in the wind really look like a small head from a distance... What a fart!

#古古Myopia mistake me! #

#Imagination is too rich tragedy #.

Du Ling hugged his head in pain.

Many unsolved mysteries have now been answered. Why did Kanye choose him as Lei Jie's substitute in his previous life?Why did the artifact in the previous life bring him back into the wrong body?Why is it that the human soul enters the demon body, but it fits so well and even looks basically the same after the transformation?

Even who this idiot in a white coat used to be, he already knows by heart.

Oh, praise the great destiny, you TNND take it upon yourself to play tricks.

It wasn't until he felt Xiao Li's hand on his bent back, silently and gently giving support and comfort, that Du Ling finally felt better.

Strongly raised his head and pulled the corner of his mouth, his voice was still a little self-deprecating: "So, this time, I have to cultivate the demon pill with zero foundation, and strive to become a spirit for the rest of my life?"

"I will accompany you." After many years of waiting, Xiao Li's love words have also been perfected. The simple four words are enough to convey his heart and calm Du Ling's agitated mood after being teased by fate.

If he didn't finish the second half of the sentence so straightforwardly.

"At least this time, you can become a master legally."

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Xiao Li sincerely thought this was good news.

And Du Ling just wanted to hehe his face.

This kind of thing is over if I just think about it for a while, and use it to comfort others...

Negative score bad review!Back to the stove and practice again!What about a good heart?Don't talk so much if you use the wordless attribute as a selling point, do you understand the truth of saying more and more mistakes (white eyes. Put an end to all external forces intervening, especially the prehistoric power of a Taoist companion with super high cultivation and positive attitude!

Want to double repair?

Oh, please wait for my bloodline awakening conjoined body to complete the ten flashing series of demon pills.

Du Ling, who couldn't tell whether he was shocked, furious or insane, thought incoherently.

But with such a long-term punishment in mind, at present, he can teach Xiao Li a bloody lesson more directly.

For example, when you and the other party progress from looking at each other affectionately to celebrating with each other, use your teeth.

As for the silly bird who used the prototype to scare himself, don't worry about him.

After all, it's easy to flash blind, isn't it?

Du Ling tried his best to find the rhythm of his breathing, trying to push Xiao Li's tongue back in an anticlimactic manner. For this reason, he had to climb his arms on the other's shoulders for strength, and tasted a charming and familiar fishy sweetness with satisfaction.

You will feel that this taste is delicious, and you are about to become a master again.

It must not be the pot of love.

...probably not.

Well, yes.

In a daze, Du Ling seemed to see Xiao Li pinch a formula, and then the world spun.Unexpectedly, he couldn't even wait to use the flying sword, and directly used brute force to break through the space magic of the demon management bureau to teleport home.

Yes, this is very realistic.

Then they can start the first battle of goblins in their lives.

It is reasonable and legal, and the kind that holds a certificate to work.

#Hey, how about becoming a master with your own strength this time? #

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#It’s time to let the riding style show its power#

Even at the last moment, I still unfolded in God and felt proud.

Squid, the name of squid in ancient times.In the Shan Hai Jing, the carp with one head and ten bodies can be interpreted as the ancient name of octopus, so I said that a bird with N heads is a crested parrot is also a very serious research (blind) evidence (challenge).

In any case, I finally finished writing and hovered on the edge of the pit for several times...

Goodbye by Destiny-3-For the time being, I don’t have enough time to make a long story, and I don’t want to continue to torture each other with LJJ’s backstage (I’ll write it after I think about it manually.

Huh, I have to continue to fill in the black mage... (Go away