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Chapter 83 [Modify] Thighs are not easy to hug
While Du Ling was anxiously waiting, the white-shell old bastard let out a long and slow sigh: "Naturally, they are safe and well arranged in one place. If Shangxian doesn't believe me, he can go to confirm it himself."
This panting made people really want to beat him up, especially after he finished speaking, the white old man still shook his head and sighed seriously. It hurts the old man to be misunderstood in this way, but he still bears the humiliation understandably.
#Although it is a good thing that the missing persons are alive, if you express doubts at this time, you will tear your face, but I somehow hope that this guy is lying so that he can be beaten to death. How to break it?
! #
Desperately lowering his head and enduring the urge to roll his eyes, Du Ling should continue to listen to what Bai Guiren said.
When I heard the old goblin's magnanimous expression: "Those vacillating ignorant mortals always have delusional thoughts, but although the way of heaven is chaotic, our family still abides by the way of faith and righteousness for thousands of years, and we don't care about their innocence. Think carefully." At that time, he finally understood the origin of his feeling of suffocation.
This superior attitude of giving alms, this scumbag mortal's tone of kneeling and licking, it's TNND whoever listens to whoever blows up.
It is obvious that he pretended to be coercive because he would not be struck by lightning now, but he actually pretended to come in front of the Emperor of Heaven?
In this way, the eyebrows can be kept still, and the face is calm, and Xiao Lizi's energy-raising skills are also good—Du Ling glanced at Xiao Li's straight back, and then at his straight eyebrows and lips, and finally decided to continue to lower his eyebrows. Hold your head and hold your breath.
In fact, he had to admit that no matter how unwilling he was, although Bai Guiren's attitude was quite hateful, the reason for his anger was more because the other party's words hit the nail on the head and sprinkled a lot of salt on the wound.
Not to mention monsters, aren't "immortals" like them being resold by mortals who don't see any benefits?Although Han Mei was able to call the report call and Xiao Li let it go, so that the monster clan forces would come to him by himself, but he would still be unhappy if he was unhappy.
Intellectually understandable, emotionally unacceptable.
Even if you don't believe that we are the gods who save the suffering, there is no reason to sell it so fast!
However, the white-shelled turtle probably felt that the crusade against the white-eyed wolf would bring them closer together. Seeing that Xiao Li did not show any obvious dislike, he poked his heart further: "Shangxian must have already experienced the difficulty of these mortals' thoughts. , probably because of the grace of heaven for tens of millions of years, they always subconsciously feel that they can do whatever they want. The reputation of our family has always been mixed, and it’s nothing more than being guarded against. They are also suspected of betraying you. Although we have to thank them for doing so, It was my honor to meet with you as soon as possible to discuss the big plan, but this is really..."
Bai Guiren wrinkled his old face like dried orange peel, but he was heartbroken for Xiao Li who was reported by ordinary people.
What do you say that monsters have mixed reviews from humans, you really put gold on your face!It's just a bad reputation, okay?It's so easy to have a literary masterpiece that demonizes good and evil, and I later found out that it was sent out by the fox demon to hook up with the original novel and blow the wind beside the pillow.
Du Ling finally rolled his eyes.
But at this time, he gradually came to realize that the old turtle's behavior was originally to give eye drops to mortals on Xiao Li's side, and to vent the discomfort of being suppressed by the Heavenly Court for a long time--I can't handle you, so I'm not happy How many times did I secretly taunt you?
If he really fights with him, then he will be in a trap, Du Ling decides to play whatever the old goblin likes, and just stick to his heart and not be led astray.
#Even if mortals are no longer things, it is not the turn of monsters who are suspected of cannibalism. #
#It's so narrow and racist, I don't accept it. #
#Spreading the pot of demon seeds, you haven't shaken it off yet~#
And in this regard, as the one who was feared by the monsters but had to hold the object of offering, Xiao Li should have figured it out earlier than him, so he was so calm from the inside out.
Although his Taoist companion, with the one hundred and one pure natural fairy face, has a calm and composure aura at all times, but is his heart really calm and calm, or is it lightning, thunder, gale , Du Ling thinks he can still perceive one or two things.
Now that he has been stepped on several times in a row, the inverse scale of mortal good and evil has not responded, it seems that he really doesn't care... right?
Thinking of Xiao Li's sudden burst of murderous aura and the incomparably cold "I don't know what to say" in front of them and the Dragon Group looking for photos, Du Ling was a little unsure again.
Are you out of touch somewhere, not keeping up with the rhythm?
And when Du Ling began to reflect on whether he had missed any clues, the sleight of hand at the banquet was still going on.
"Ordinary people have believed in science for a long time, and they need to be re-educated." Xiao Li simply uttered this sentence, and attributed a series of villainous behaviors of human beings to ignorance.
"Just talk about those people, how did you arrange it?"
It's rare to say two sentences in a row, and to bring the question back like this. Du Ling looked at Bai Guiren's unlucky old face with cracks, his heart was not fluctuating, and he even wanted to laugh: The attitude of complaining and asking for credit, in fact, does not tacitly acquiesce that the Emperor of Heaven has a higher status.Now that you have put yourself in the position of the inferior, what is there to be polite about being a leader? Naturally, if you want to know anything, just ask directly.
Not to mention that the little shoes haven't been successfully put on by humans, and the chickens haven't stolen the entire rice warehouse, this time it's finally Bai Guiren's turn to be aggrieved.
But the old goblin's embarrassment is all embarrassment, and he put on a strong smile, maintaining his helpless but tolerant role setting: "What can I do with those mortals, but let them cultivate the fields."
Fortunately, those mortals who didn't cooperate still stayed put for the time being, so he introduced the situation quite confidently: "It happens that the food storage is limited, since those people don't want to live a peaceful life of receiving relief food, they should work hard to grow it by themselves." For crops, it just so happens that the area in the north of the city was originally an organic vegetable base, and there are also hot spring villas, although the weather is abnormal, you can still harvest something."
"...For example, the fresh vegetables on the table now have the hard work of those mortals." Seeing that the Emperor of Heaven still intends to protect mortals, but his allies are too open-minded at the beginning, Qi Fengyu hastily interjected, pointing Banquet noodles and slime where no one touches chopsticks.
Anyway, he has already fallen in front of the other party once, so he is not afraid to show his face. Besides, as one of the Big Three, he can't be a little transparent as an accompanying guest, and he is not the parrot-mouthed liar on the other side.
"Even if they don't use the wind and rain technique, they still grow the vegetables so juicy. Ordinary people are still a little smart, haha." Looking at the iceberg face of the Emperor of Heaven, he thought of the dark history of being thrown out of the field, but Qi Fengyu was still strong and used a pair of pills. Fengmei's eyes were shining brightly in pikapika, but unfortunately his expression was stiff and his lines were out of sync: As a big monster chauvinist, he really racked his brains and couldn't boast about those mortals who don't know good or bad.
You must know that just yesterday, he brought a group of his friends to draw up a menu with great enthusiasm, preparing to celebrate his first time serving meat in the past century. Who knew that he would change to hug the thigh of the emperor in a blink of an eye, so the meat and vegetable base became a pure vegetarian production place... His heart was bleeding, half a year of mental construction was in vain!
——It's all because of that damned reptile, rubbish exercises, ruining my youth and defeating my cultivation!
Pheasant Essence has a dull skin and cramped eyes, but his inner activities are extremely rich. He is quite glad that he is only talking about it and has not dared to commit the big mistake that righteous monks think. Now he claims to be very good to human beings from beginning to end Friendly, it doesn't seem to be a bad thing.
Ordinary people are stupid white-eyed wolves who don't know good and bad, but Yaozu endures humiliation and understands righteousness. In contrast, the situation should be very favorable, but it's a pity that the old white ghost is a little too impatient. Just thinking about running on words makes the emperor hate mortals , why don't you think about it, what if he becomes angry from embarrassment and angers the Yaozu who was originally disliked?
So old antiques are old antiques, do you think that a few vague words between yourself and the princes can stir up the era of the world?Modern people have long lost popularity of this set.
Anyway, the one surnamed Mo won't come back... Sure enough, I should do it myself!
After counting the gains and losses in her heart several times, Qi Fengyu finally felt that it was worth taking a little risk, so her expression was finally fixed on the pride of who I am.
However, he has the determination to actively move closer to the Emperor of Heaven, and it depends on whether he buys it or not.
Fortunately, with Bai Guiren's lesson from the past, Qi Fengyu became more down-to-earth when he opened his mouth: "To be honest, we are so defensive and suspicious. We really can't like those humans. We are monsters and not saints. It is impossible for us to be scolded. I am willing to give people free food and drink. But everyone is also trapped in the same place. If our family wants to survive well, we must not act recklessly. Cannibalism will only lead to self-destruction and encourage the breeding of demonic energy."
This is a change to take the route of telling the truth, but his words do sound much more real than Bai Guiren's despicable human race and how noble the demon race is.
At least Du Ling felt that his last sentence made sense. Of course monsters can eat people to satisfy their hunger, but wantonly devouring intelligent creatures is the fastest way to fall into the evil way.In an environment where there is no sky thunder to watch over, but there is demonic energy waiting to invade at any time, the Yaozu will not be so foolish as to make fun of themselves.
But anyway, if you can’t eat it, then first treat the cooperating people as teachers, and the non-cooperative people as coolies, and squeeze out every drop of surplus value... It’s very reasonable.
Thinking of this, Du Ling nodded lightly involuntarily, and then seriously picked up a chopstick of fresh small rapeseed... the fried chicken nuggets next to him.
I don't intend to change my taste for the "hard work" of the human race (.
But how long has the meat been frozen?I feel that the goblin team is so inflated that they may not even let go of the chicken and pig farms.
The monsters who were not familiar with him at the scene certainly did not expect this weird direction. The emperor who looks at the face and does not eat the fireworks of the world just does not move. Seeing Du Ling, this beautiful little follower, picks up the food but does not put the food in his mouth. , it is natural to think that it is suspected of poisoning food.
But they can't take the initiative to break it, saying that we are non-toxic, harmless and additive-free organic food, you can taste it at ease, there is no silver 300 taels here, it is better than poisoning (.
So I can only bear it even more aggrieved, and I have to scramble to find something to talk about, and cultivate a relationship with Tian Di, so that the other party believes that I can still behave properly and actively maintain world peace in the days when there is no supervision by Heaven. Absolutely no evil intentions.
It's so sour.
Du Ling didn't realize that he had given up all his pent up breath to the monsters, but he noticed another thing that couldn't be more obvious: the flattery of these monsters was definitely for Xiao Li. Ask for something.
What do you want?
In connection with the fact that they drove all the monsters to the border area, but did not clean them up, the answer is already very clear.
The Yaozu didn't dare to come into contact with the demonic energy casually, and would be willing to make great efforts to maintain social stability, probably in order to prevent more human beings from being controlled by negative emotions and becoming the bait of the demonic energy.
He also searched for the whereabouts of Xiao Li on a large scale, and confirmed that he was regarded as a guest of honor after his cultivation base recovered—this is consistent with the practice of Zhu Kaishan and other monsters who were frightened when they realized that they were cultivating demons, and willingly bowed down to the Lingtian faction .
Then the only doubts are the disappearing suspect Mo Wentian, who is suspected of spreading magic skills, and Sun Xiaoshun and others who are in the dragon group, who have already successfully transformed into monsters but have not practiced any magic skills...
Du Ling felt that he had vaguely grasped some ideas, and he was a little hungry but didn't want to be short-mouthed, so he impatiently continued to sit here and socialize with the two old fairies.
Especially when Lao Wang Ba began to lament that mortals tend to be addicted to material desires and will not be strong, and they are easily invaded by demonic energy. He almost wanted to throw out the limitations of his heart and smash this old ghost to death: If the demons were not too targeted, you monsters The family should be the unlucky guy of the pink eye madman.
He couldn't sneer, so he yawned very directly.
Anyway, these monsters can't do anything to him under the pretense of the Emperor of Heaven, so why bother to be patient, if you have face, you don't have to expire it.
Sure enough, even if he scolded this little demon out of his heart in his heart, seeing Xiao Li showing the first expression other than indifference today, he was very concerned about whether Du Ling was tired, the pair of pheasant bastards would have to smile, Then he said, "Oh, I didn't consider that Shangxian and his party were tired from the journey. I can't wait. We can talk about things slowly, so I will prepare a room for you to wash and rest" and so on.
Fortunately, that noble and glamorous Heavenly Emperor, who didn't give any response to your slobbering, finally didn't throw his sleeves away, but accepted the invitation to rest in the Yaozu Palace—at least he left him behind, Qi Fengyu and Bai Guiren breathed a sigh of relief.
At this moment, I can't understand those mortals who are so angry that they burn temples because of their failure to seek immortality.
It's a pity not to talk about the gods themselves, even the little pets of the gods don't care about their petty emotions. As soon as they heard that the luxury suite had been arranged, they immediately became full of energy, "I'm either really tired or too lazy to listen to your nonsense". Poor written on the face.
However, this favored and proud little goblin can act coquettishly against the Emperor of Heaven, but he can't get a good face even if he uses enough honorifics. The gap is so big that the two big goblins can only watch Du Ling drag the Emperor Go, and go to "sleep" without knowing whether the content is pure or not.
As soon as he entered the house, his mother with wings and feathers set up a barrier to make it clear that no one would listen to the corner, traitor! !
With a sullen face, he ordered his subordinates to take down the banquet decoration, and after feeding the leftovers to the pigs, Qi Fengyu's anger tank finally got together with Bai Laogui Sisiaiai, and discussed, "Since the Emperor of Heaven likes that tune, do you have any at home?" What kind of fresh, cute and smart junior can let us fly together with the pillow breeze?" The moment reached its climax.
Caught off guard, it exploded.
With a shell on your back, you really think you are a tortoise. If I could do it, I would have rolled up my sleeves by myself, waiting for you to be fresh and cute, mother retarded!
However, as soon as he entered the room, the wall was covered with talisman papers, and Du Ling, who was finally able to talk to Xiao Li at ease, did not know that he had caused such an internal strife.
However, what he said at this time was in sync with the reason for the civil war on the other side: "It's really an eye-opener, little Lizi, did you see that pheasant spirit winking at you so much that your eyelids twitched!"
If you want to use beauty tricks, at least choose a suitable actor?
You, an old Cai Gangzi who is at least seven or eight times the age of my Taoist couple, came out in person. I was so shocked that I was too embarrassed to eat vinegar, okay?
"...???" Xiao Nencao, who didn't realize that she had been seduced before, could only reply with a row of question marks and ellipses.
"But it also shows that they are really in a hurry. In order to hug your big thick leg, they can't care about anything." Only those who are in a hurry will go to the doctor. Du Ling looked at Xiao Li and realized it later. After realizing it, with an indescribable expression on Jun's face, he snickered and lit a wax for Qi Fengyu at the same time.
#It’s not intentional to expose it, it’s not. #
It's a pity that now is not a good time to molest serious people. Compared with pretending to be jealous and throwing a temper tantrum (...) or something, it is more reliable to analyze what the Yaozu are anxious about.
Du Ling felt that he was the one who sacrificed his ego to achieve righteousness, and endured humiliation.
Hey, I was moved by myself.
"I still think that Mo Wentian is behind the scenes. The two I saw today are just puppets for him to save time. However, the two of them are not necessarily ignorant of their situation, so they will take advantage of their surnames. In Mo's absence, I beg you for help like my butt is on fire."
From being hunted by a group of wanted portraits to being greeted with a solemn banquet, this transition is too abrupt, and the two big monsters who are considered to be in charge of one side have not even planned how to win people over. Looking for the whereabouts of the emperor.
"If you ask me, the person who arranged the arrest warrant is probably the real devil, and when the pheasant and Lao Wang Bayi first started, they didn't take you, the emperor who lost all cultivation, to heart, but they got the news that you can resist The flying sword is so imposing, and it took minutes for CRY to be so handsome that he remembered that he still had a golden thigh to hug~"
Du Ling, who had been holding back for a whole day, was finally able to open up the chatter box, but the prehistoric power of nonsense in his body couldn't control it at all.
But there are still people who think he is so cute, and they don't dislike him with a smile and listen attentively.
As a result, Du Ling himself felt embarrassed. You claimed to be Guo Degang and Fei Yuwu's heir, but people looked at you as they looked at Pan An and Song Yu. How dare you continue to play around cheekily.
"Hey, that's the way it is anyway... Now I don't know whether they took advantage of the surname Mo, or the surname Mo deliberately bought a loophole and let them connect with us." Du Ling even felt that the emperor's attitude The harmless and peaceful scene of humans and animals is also deliberately reserved to fool the inexperienced emperor of heaven. Anyway, there are so many fragments, the devil can go out and wander if he wants to harm one side.
As for the three giants of the demon clan who are all innocent little white flowers, the option of building a harmonious society while engaging in internal fighting at the elementary school level is too stupid, so he refuses.
"It should be the latter." Apparently, Xiao Li also had the same idea as Du Ling, and from the beginning to the end, he focused on the one who didn't show his face and act stupid.
"I think so. It's the kind of level where you can't throw winks and flattery. It doesn't look like a capable person who can play tricks." Du Ling thinks that those two cowards are Mo Wen Tian stayed on purpose, and the reason for being selected was that he was not threatening anyway, and could be pressed to death at any time.
"Then should we accept their solicitation? Although the enemy's enemy is a friend, he doesn't really want to take over the pig teammate." Du Ling pouted, as a little demon who had just unlocked the cultivation of transformation, he justly disliked it. Inspired by the power of distraction and integration.
But Xiao Li doesn't think his tone is arrogant, such a big monster with too many thoughts and hard to control is indeed not as reassuring to accept as Zhu Kaishan King Tiger, but——
"Qi Fengyu is indeed not worth mentioning, but I always feel that Bai Guiren is somewhat familiar..."
"Oh, don't these old monsters all have this style? There are a lot of twists and turns in their hearts, but on the surface they have to pretend to be clumsy and tongue-twisting, lest people think they have deep thoughts. In the end, the whole people pretended to be pigs and tigers. Even if you try to pretend to be tough, you won’t know how to handle it.” Du Ling knew that Xiao Li, a pure-blooded man who squatted in the mountains, had absolutely no record in his resume of encountering an old turtle who was enlightened by an old turtle decades ago, so he casually complained.
To be honest, he thinks that Bai Guiren has a relatively stable style among them, but if Xiao Li is replaced by any cool hero who must take revenge, he may be aroused to feel the same hatred, and then he will be led away by the nose.
What Du Ling said was not distracted, and he completely misunderstood Xiao Li's meaning of "familiarity", but his wording unexpectedly reminded Xiao Li.
"The old monster... is indeed an 'old monster'."
A startling coldness flashed across Xiao Li's eyes, and he finally recalled the familiar yet disgusting aura of the nobleman Bai.
"Well?"
"He gives me the feeling that he is very similar to a star official."
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This panting made people really want to beat him up, especially after he finished speaking, the white old man still shook his head and sighed seriously. It hurts the old man to be misunderstood in this way, but he still bears the humiliation understandably.
#Although it is a good thing that the missing persons are alive, if you express doubts at this time, you will tear your face, but I somehow hope that this guy is lying so that he can be beaten to death. How to break it?
! #
Desperately lowering his head and enduring the urge to roll his eyes, Du Ling should continue to listen to what Bai Guiren said.
When I heard the old goblin's magnanimous expression: "Those vacillating ignorant mortals always have delusional thoughts, but although the way of heaven is chaotic, our family still abides by the way of faith and righteousness for thousands of years, and we don't care about their innocence. Think carefully." At that time, he finally understood the origin of his feeling of suffocation.
This superior attitude of giving alms, this scumbag mortal's tone of kneeling and licking, it's TNND whoever listens to whoever blows up.
It is obvious that he pretended to be coercive because he would not be struck by lightning now, but he actually pretended to come in front of the Emperor of Heaven?
In this way, the eyebrows can be kept still, and the face is calm, and Xiao Lizi's energy-raising skills are also good—Du Ling glanced at Xiao Li's straight back, and then at his straight eyebrows and lips, and finally decided to continue to lower his eyebrows. Hold your head and hold your breath.
In fact, he had to admit that no matter how unwilling he was, although Bai Guiren's attitude was quite hateful, the reason for his anger was more because the other party's words hit the nail on the head and sprinkled a lot of salt on the wound.
Not to mention monsters, aren't "immortals" like them being resold by mortals who don't see any benefits?Although Han Mei was able to call the report call and Xiao Li let it go, so that the monster clan forces would come to him by himself, but he would still be unhappy if he was unhappy.
Intellectually understandable, emotionally unacceptable.
Even if you don't believe that we are the gods who save the suffering, there is no reason to sell it so fast!
However, the white-shelled turtle probably felt that the crusade against the white-eyed wolf would bring them closer together. Seeing that Xiao Li did not show any obvious dislike, he poked his heart further: "Shangxian must have already experienced the difficulty of these mortals' thoughts. , probably because of the grace of heaven for tens of millions of years, they always subconsciously feel that they can do whatever they want. The reputation of our family has always been mixed, and it’s nothing more than being guarded against. They are also suspected of betraying you. Although we have to thank them for doing so, It was my honor to meet with you as soon as possible to discuss the big plan, but this is really..."
Bai Guiren wrinkled his old face like dried orange peel, but he was heartbroken for Xiao Li who was reported by ordinary people.
What do you say that monsters have mixed reviews from humans, you really put gold on your face!It's just a bad reputation, okay?It's so easy to have a literary masterpiece that demonizes good and evil, and I later found out that it was sent out by the fox demon to hook up with the original novel and blow the wind beside the pillow.
Du Ling finally rolled his eyes.
But at this time, he gradually came to realize that the old turtle's behavior was originally to give eye drops to mortals on Xiao Li's side, and to vent the discomfort of being suppressed by the Heavenly Court for a long time--I can't handle you, so I'm not happy How many times did I secretly taunt you?
If he really fights with him, then he will be in a trap, Du Ling decides to play whatever the old goblin likes, and just stick to his heart and not be led astray.
#Even if mortals are no longer things, it is not the turn of monsters who are suspected of cannibalism. #
#It's so narrow and racist, I don't accept it. #
#Spreading the pot of demon seeds, you haven't shaken it off yet~#
And in this regard, as the one who was feared by the monsters but had to hold the object of offering, Xiao Li should have figured it out earlier than him, so he was so calm from the inside out.
Although his Taoist companion, with the one hundred and one pure natural fairy face, has a calm and composure aura at all times, but is his heart really calm and calm, or is it lightning, thunder, gale , Du Ling thinks he can still perceive one or two things.
Now that he has been stepped on several times in a row, the inverse scale of mortal good and evil has not responded, it seems that he really doesn't care... right?
Thinking of Xiao Li's sudden burst of murderous aura and the incomparably cold "I don't know what to say" in front of them and the Dragon Group looking for photos, Du Ling was a little unsure again.
Are you out of touch somewhere, not keeping up with the rhythm?
And when Du Ling began to reflect on whether he had missed any clues, the sleight of hand at the banquet was still going on.
"Ordinary people have believed in science for a long time, and they need to be re-educated." Xiao Li simply uttered this sentence, and attributed a series of villainous behaviors of human beings to ignorance.
"Just talk about those people, how did you arrange it?"
It's rare to say two sentences in a row, and to bring the question back like this. Du Ling looked at Bai Guiren's unlucky old face with cracks, his heart was not fluctuating, and he even wanted to laugh: The attitude of complaining and asking for credit, in fact, does not tacitly acquiesce that the Emperor of Heaven has a higher status.Now that you have put yourself in the position of the inferior, what is there to be polite about being a leader? Naturally, if you want to know anything, just ask directly.
Not to mention that the little shoes haven't been successfully put on by humans, and the chickens haven't stolen the entire rice warehouse, this time it's finally Bai Guiren's turn to be aggrieved.
But the old goblin's embarrassment is all embarrassment, and he put on a strong smile, maintaining his helpless but tolerant role setting: "What can I do with those mortals, but let them cultivate the fields."
Fortunately, those mortals who didn't cooperate still stayed put for the time being, so he introduced the situation quite confidently: "It happens that the food storage is limited, since those people don't want to live a peaceful life of receiving relief food, they should work hard to grow it by themselves." For crops, it just so happens that the area in the north of the city was originally an organic vegetable base, and there are also hot spring villas, although the weather is abnormal, you can still harvest something."
"...For example, the fresh vegetables on the table now have the hard work of those mortals." Seeing that the Emperor of Heaven still intends to protect mortals, but his allies are too open-minded at the beginning, Qi Fengyu hastily interjected, pointing Banquet noodles and slime where no one touches chopsticks.
Anyway, he has already fallen in front of the other party once, so he is not afraid to show his face. Besides, as one of the Big Three, he can't be a little transparent as an accompanying guest, and he is not the parrot-mouthed liar on the other side.
"Even if they don't use the wind and rain technique, they still grow the vegetables so juicy. Ordinary people are still a little smart, haha." Looking at the iceberg face of the Emperor of Heaven, he thought of the dark history of being thrown out of the field, but Qi Fengyu was still strong and used a pair of pills. Fengmei's eyes were shining brightly in pikapika, but unfortunately his expression was stiff and his lines were out of sync: As a big monster chauvinist, he really racked his brains and couldn't boast about those mortals who don't know good or bad.
You must know that just yesterday, he brought a group of his friends to draw up a menu with great enthusiasm, preparing to celebrate his first time serving meat in the past century. Who knew that he would change to hug the thigh of the emperor in a blink of an eye, so the meat and vegetable base became a pure vegetarian production place... His heart was bleeding, half a year of mental construction was in vain!
——It's all because of that damned reptile, rubbish exercises, ruining my youth and defeating my cultivation!
Pheasant Essence has a dull skin and cramped eyes, but his inner activities are extremely rich. He is quite glad that he is only talking about it and has not dared to commit the big mistake that righteous monks think. Now he claims to be very good to human beings from beginning to end Friendly, it doesn't seem to be a bad thing.
Ordinary people are stupid white-eyed wolves who don't know good and bad, but Yaozu endures humiliation and understands righteousness. In contrast, the situation should be very favorable, but it's a pity that the old white ghost is a little too impatient. Just thinking about running on words makes the emperor hate mortals , why don't you think about it, what if he becomes angry from embarrassment and angers the Yaozu who was originally disliked?
So old antiques are old antiques, do you think that a few vague words between yourself and the princes can stir up the era of the world?Modern people have long lost popularity of this set.
Anyway, the one surnamed Mo won't come back... Sure enough, I should do it myself!
After counting the gains and losses in her heart several times, Qi Fengyu finally felt that it was worth taking a little risk, so her expression was finally fixed on the pride of who I am.
However, he has the determination to actively move closer to the Emperor of Heaven, and it depends on whether he buys it or not.
Fortunately, with Bai Guiren's lesson from the past, Qi Fengyu became more down-to-earth when he opened his mouth: "To be honest, we are so defensive and suspicious. We really can't like those humans. We are monsters and not saints. It is impossible for us to be scolded. I am willing to give people free food and drink. But everyone is also trapped in the same place. If our family wants to survive well, we must not act recklessly. Cannibalism will only lead to self-destruction and encourage the breeding of demonic energy."
This is a change to take the route of telling the truth, but his words do sound much more real than Bai Guiren's despicable human race and how noble the demon race is.
At least Du Ling felt that his last sentence made sense. Of course monsters can eat people to satisfy their hunger, but wantonly devouring intelligent creatures is the fastest way to fall into the evil way.In an environment where there is no sky thunder to watch over, but there is demonic energy waiting to invade at any time, the Yaozu will not be so foolish as to make fun of themselves.
But anyway, if you can’t eat it, then first treat the cooperating people as teachers, and the non-cooperative people as coolies, and squeeze out every drop of surplus value... It’s very reasonable.
Thinking of this, Du Ling nodded lightly involuntarily, and then seriously picked up a chopstick of fresh small rapeseed... the fried chicken nuggets next to him.
I don't intend to change my taste for the "hard work" of the human race (.
But how long has the meat been frozen?I feel that the goblin team is so inflated that they may not even let go of the chicken and pig farms.
The monsters who were not familiar with him at the scene certainly did not expect this weird direction. The emperor who looks at the face and does not eat the fireworks of the world just does not move. Seeing Du Ling, this beautiful little follower, picks up the food but does not put the food in his mouth. , it is natural to think that it is suspected of poisoning food.
But they can't take the initiative to break it, saying that we are non-toxic, harmless and additive-free organic food, you can taste it at ease, there is no silver 300 taels here, it is better than poisoning (.
So I can only bear it even more aggrieved, and I have to scramble to find something to talk about, and cultivate a relationship with Tian Di, so that the other party believes that I can still behave properly and actively maintain world peace in the days when there is no supervision by Heaven. Absolutely no evil intentions.
It's so sour.
Du Ling didn't realize that he had given up all his pent up breath to the monsters, but he noticed another thing that couldn't be more obvious: the flattery of these monsters was definitely for Xiao Li. Ask for something.
What do you want?
In connection with the fact that they drove all the monsters to the border area, but did not clean them up, the answer is already very clear.
The Yaozu didn't dare to come into contact with the demonic energy casually, and would be willing to make great efforts to maintain social stability, probably in order to prevent more human beings from being controlled by negative emotions and becoming the bait of the demonic energy.
He also searched for the whereabouts of Xiao Li on a large scale, and confirmed that he was regarded as a guest of honor after his cultivation base recovered—this is consistent with the practice of Zhu Kaishan and other monsters who were frightened when they realized that they were cultivating demons, and willingly bowed down to the Lingtian faction .
Then the only doubts are the disappearing suspect Mo Wentian, who is suspected of spreading magic skills, and Sun Xiaoshun and others who are in the dragon group, who have already successfully transformed into monsters but have not practiced any magic skills...
Du Ling felt that he had vaguely grasped some ideas, and he was a little hungry but didn't want to be short-mouthed, so he impatiently continued to sit here and socialize with the two old fairies.
Especially when Lao Wang Ba began to lament that mortals tend to be addicted to material desires and will not be strong, and they are easily invaded by demonic energy. He almost wanted to throw out the limitations of his heart and smash this old ghost to death: If the demons were not too targeted, you monsters The family should be the unlucky guy of the pink eye madman.
He couldn't sneer, so he yawned very directly.
Anyway, these monsters can't do anything to him under the pretense of the Emperor of Heaven, so why bother to be patient, if you have face, you don't have to expire it.
Sure enough, even if he scolded this little demon out of his heart in his heart, seeing Xiao Li showing the first expression other than indifference today, he was very concerned about whether Du Ling was tired, the pair of pheasant bastards would have to smile, Then he said, "Oh, I didn't consider that Shangxian and his party were tired from the journey. I can't wait. We can talk about things slowly, so I will prepare a room for you to wash and rest" and so on.
Fortunately, that noble and glamorous Heavenly Emperor, who didn't give any response to your slobbering, finally didn't throw his sleeves away, but accepted the invitation to rest in the Yaozu Palace—at least he left him behind, Qi Fengyu and Bai Guiren breathed a sigh of relief.
At this moment, I can't understand those mortals who are so angry that they burn temples because of their failure to seek immortality.
It's a pity not to talk about the gods themselves, even the little pets of the gods don't care about their petty emotions. As soon as they heard that the luxury suite had been arranged, they immediately became full of energy, "I'm either really tired or too lazy to listen to your nonsense". Poor written on the face.
However, this favored and proud little goblin can act coquettishly against the Emperor of Heaven, but he can't get a good face even if he uses enough honorifics. The gap is so big that the two big goblins can only watch Du Ling drag the Emperor Go, and go to "sleep" without knowing whether the content is pure or not.
As soon as he entered the house, his mother with wings and feathers set up a barrier to make it clear that no one would listen to the corner, traitor! !
With a sullen face, he ordered his subordinates to take down the banquet decoration, and after feeding the leftovers to the pigs, Qi Fengyu's anger tank finally got together with Bai Laogui Sisiaiai, and discussed, "Since the Emperor of Heaven likes that tune, do you have any at home?" What kind of fresh, cute and smart junior can let us fly together with the pillow breeze?" The moment reached its climax.
Caught off guard, it exploded.
With a shell on your back, you really think you are a tortoise. If I could do it, I would have rolled up my sleeves by myself, waiting for you to be fresh and cute, mother retarded!
However, as soon as he entered the room, the wall was covered with talisman papers, and Du Ling, who was finally able to talk to Xiao Li at ease, did not know that he had caused such an internal strife.
However, what he said at this time was in sync with the reason for the civil war on the other side: "It's really an eye-opener, little Lizi, did you see that pheasant spirit winking at you so much that your eyelids twitched!"
If you want to use beauty tricks, at least choose a suitable actor?
You, an old Cai Gangzi who is at least seven or eight times the age of my Taoist couple, came out in person. I was so shocked that I was too embarrassed to eat vinegar, okay?
"...???" Xiao Nencao, who didn't realize that she had been seduced before, could only reply with a row of question marks and ellipses.
"But it also shows that they are really in a hurry. In order to hug your big thick leg, they can't care about anything." Only those who are in a hurry will go to the doctor. Du Ling looked at Xiao Li and realized it later. After realizing it, with an indescribable expression on Jun's face, he snickered and lit a wax for Qi Fengyu at the same time.
#It’s not intentional to expose it, it’s not. #
It's a pity that now is not a good time to molest serious people. Compared with pretending to be jealous and throwing a temper tantrum (...) or something, it is more reliable to analyze what the Yaozu are anxious about.
Du Ling felt that he was the one who sacrificed his ego to achieve righteousness, and endured humiliation.
Hey, I was moved by myself.
"I still think that Mo Wentian is behind the scenes. The two I saw today are just puppets for him to save time. However, the two of them are not necessarily ignorant of their situation, so they will take advantage of their surnames. In Mo's absence, I beg you for help like my butt is on fire."
From being hunted by a group of wanted portraits to being greeted with a solemn banquet, this transition is too abrupt, and the two big monsters who are considered to be in charge of one side have not even planned how to win people over. Looking for the whereabouts of the emperor.
"If you ask me, the person who arranged the arrest warrant is probably the real devil, and when the pheasant and Lao Wang Bayi first started, they didn't take you, the emperor who lost all cultivation, to heart, but they got the news that you can resist The flying sword is so imposing, and it took minutes for CRY to be so handsome that he remembered that he still had a golden thigh to hug~"
Du Ling, who had been holding back for a whole day, was finally able to open up the chatter box, but the prehistoric power of nonsense in his body couldn't control it at all.
But there are still people who think he is so cute, and they don't dislike him with a smile and listen attentively.
As a result, Du Ling himself felt embarrassed. You claimed to be Guo Degang and Fei Yuwu's heir, but people looked at you as they looked at Pan An and Song Yu. How dare you continue to play around cheekily.
"Hey, that's the way it is anyway... Now I don't know whether they took advantage of the surname Mo, or the surname Mo deliberately bought a loophole and let them connect with us." Du Ling even felt that the emperor's attitude The harmless and peaceful scene of humans and animals is also deliberately reserved to fool the inexperienced emperor of heaven. Anyway, there are so many fragments, the devil can go out and wander if he wants to harm one side.
As for the three giants of the demon clan who are all innocent little white flowers, the option of building a harmonious society while engaging in internal fighting at the elementary school level is too stupid, so he refuses.
"It should be the latter." Apparently, Xiao Li also had the same idea as Du Ling, and from the beginning to the end, he focused on the one who didn't show his face and act stupid.
"I think so. It's the kind of level where you can't throw winks and flattery. It doesn't look like a capable person who can play tricks." Du Ling thinks that those two cowards are Mo Wen Tian stayed on purpose, and the reason for being selected was that he was not threatening anyway, and could be pressed to death at any time.
"Then should we accept their solicitation? Although the enemy's enemy is a friend, he doesn't really want to take over the pig teammate." Du Ling pouted, as a little demon who had just unlocked the cultivation of transformation, he justly disliked it. Inspired by the power of distraction and integration.
But Xiao Li doesn't think his tone is arrogant, such a big monster with too many thoughts and hard to control is indeed not as reassuring to accept as Zhu Kaishan King Tiger, but——
"Qi Fengyu is indeed not worth mentioning, but I always feel that Bai Guiren is somewhat familiar..."
"Oh, don't these old monsters all have this style? There are a lot of twists and turns in their hearts, but on the surface they have to pretend to be clumsy and tongue-twisting, lest people think they have deep thoughts. In the end, the whole people pretended to be pigs and tigers. Even if you try to pretend to be tough, you won’t know how to handle it.” Du Ling knew that Xiao Li, a pure-blooded man who squatted in the mountains, had absolutely no record in his resume of encountering an old turtle who was enlightened by an old turtle decades ago, so he casually complained.
To be honest, he thinks that Bai Guiren has a relatively stable style among them, but if Xiao Li is replaced by any cool hero who must take revenge, he may be aroused to feel the same hatred, and then he will be led away by the nose.
What Du Ling said was not distracted, and he completely misunderstood Xiao Li's meaning of "familiarity", but his wording unexpectedly reminded Xiao Li.
"The old monster... is indeed an 'old monster'."
A startling coldness flashed across Xiao Li's eyes, and he finally recalled the familiar yet disgusting aura of the nobleman Bai.
"Well?"
"He gives me the feeling that he is very similar to a star official."
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