It's not illegal

Du Ling was completely at a loss for the sudden recognition of relatives.But not recognizing who the other party was did not prevent him from taking advantage of the situation in front of him.

Several scripts were simulated in his mind in an instant. Du Ling squeezed Xiao Li's hand and motioned him to sit in the car and watch his performance obediently. "Long time no see, why did you come here to work as a security guard?"

This is a greeting that can't go wrong. Although he still doesn't know whether he didn't recognize it, or the other party recognized the wrong person, or even the other party is actually Kanye's old and familiar demon, but it is not wrong to lead the other party to talk about his situation. wrong.

"Hey, it's a long story. Boss, you don't know. What are you going to do when you go to the mountain...to study? After, uh, or before? The boss often complains that he is being targeted by a perverted stalker, and there is a mysterious stalker outside the door. Or, the home address was also exposed, which is very convenient, so we will move later! It’s a pity that you sent me those doge sauces and snacks, the boss actually said that they were dangerous and poisonous, so they threw them away without saying a word. Alas, My lovely doge sauce~ Zhu Yin must love me too much, so he is jealous."

At first glance, the little security guard was a little handsome, but when he saw that there was only a silly temperament left on his face, he showed a smirk of "Ouch~ I can't bear it, it's so sweet~" smirk.

# These days, even dogs try to abuse dogs. #

#What about the good compatriots love? #

#Have fed the dog[doge]#

however--

Your master is definitely not jealous, but thought it was a gift from the "perverted stalker"!If you let her know that you are the one who sold the wifi password and home address...

…hehehe (manual bye.

"..." There were so many things to say, Du Ling didn't know where to start.

But at this time, there is no need to bother to think about it. I really want to know who this guy is with my toes: this kind of silly and majestic unique temperament is definitely lost by me for many years (?) Little brother Tianzi No. [-]: Erha, every day!

However, Du Ling is also very pleased to see that the other party has not only survived the doomsday catastrophe and survived until now, but can also continue to maintain such a silly and sweet mentality.

Considering the other party's pitiful cerebral cortex circuits, he didn't expect to hear any useful inside information from Tian Tian, ​​but it's still okay to make side-views on how the imperial capital has developed during this period: "Listen to what you mean, you Are you still living with your owner now, didn't you scare her by suddenly becoming a human?"

Hearing this, Erha in human form showed that dreamy smile of a dog in love that made Du Ling's teeth ache again: "She thinks I'm so handsome, and we're dating on the premise of getting married... To be able to be with the master for a lifetime, that's great. But every dog’s lifelong dream~”

"... Oh." Indifference.jpg

Fortunately, the monosyllabic response did not affect Erha's conversational nature. In his description with pink bubbles, Du Ling and others picked up some details and pieced together, and gradually succeeded in restoring a monster like Zhu Kaishan in their minds. Imperial capital after leaving:

When the initial mutation occurred, many people were indeed involved in a large-scale demonized mutation frenzy. They were either mutated or eaten, or even more unlucky, died in crowded stampedes and car accidents.But there are also many people like Han Mei, the owner of Erha, who happen to be alone at home, and have a strong sense of resistance. They just lie on the balcony window and see the miserable situation outside.

Then I was too scared to go out.

The communication has been cut off long ago, but the tips on what to prepare in a catastrophe are circulated wildly in the circle of friends several times a year, and Han Mi is not completely unimpressed.

So while the water, electricity, gas and other living facilities were not shut down, I quickly filled the bathtub with water, counted how much food was in reserve at home, and then made raw rice and noodles into dry food that could be stored and eaten, and finally used the washing machine filled with water to remove the door card. die.

Needless to say, these preparations were not without purpose, because on the second day after the chaos, water and electricity were also stopped one after another, and the natural gas pipeline was shut down last (but accompanied by explosion roar and terrible smoke).So far, the family can no longer drink hot water, and the smell of the toilet is daunting, but what is even more frightening is those people who knock on the door to "borrow" things.

Erha's narration focuses on how he bears hardships and endures hard work, how to reliably comfort and accompany his master, how to scare off intruders, etc., but Du Ling can understand the thrills and horrors in it.

It's no wonder that a persecuted delusional little girl who would be scared to move by a strange courier can quickly accept that a silly dog ​​who likes to run around in her underwear has turned into a living person and has evil intentions towards her.

It is really forced by life.

Du Ling listened to Erha's little brother showing off a friend in adversity, and felt that his eyes were dead.

He really didn't have much interest in this bloody human-dog romance. The important thing that caught his attention was actually the transformation process that Erha passed by.

It really is Mo Wentian, it really is Transformation Pill.

The Danfang that was lost (corrupt) and sold to the villain for a while at the time finally came in handy. Du Ling felt a sense of relief. From the difference in function between the finished medicine pill and the pill formula, it should be just accidental to discover the existence of Lingquan. Back then, the purchase of Transformation Pill Formula was really just for its own function.

It can barely be regarded as a follow-up service for artificially indiscriminately sowing demon seeds?

It's also amazing to be a dragon and a horse in the form of a spirit. The problem is that a lot of little demon queens have been secretly created, and they are still required to live in peace according to the rules of human beings.

#魔尊大大You must be kidding me. #

Even if you have a bunch of magic soldiers and generals, is it more reliable than now?

Anyway, Du Ling didn't expect that Mo Wen Tiantangtang is a cruel devil. After the end of the world, he didn't make the imperial capital miserable, bloody and terrifying. The deputy Mingjun came forward.

Then people who don't know the inside story will really eat his tricks.

At least in the eyes of Comrade Husky Xiaotian, it is good to be able to think of distributing relief materials to every household, and it is basic morality to support whoever gives food.After those people gave him a fine identification, not only did he have a free ID card that he had dreamed of (the dog-raising license in the imperial capital is very expensive, but he also has to spend money on battery life every year. Erha envies that human beings can apply for free ID card for a lifetime without renewing it for a long time. ), and also distribute food and medicine every month and arrange work directly!

The "Demon King" is so caring, so it's natural that everything is good, especially the fact that his Taoist owner also improves with the treatment, it can't be more perfect.

The only regret is that the owner of his part-time girlfriend doesn't appreciate it very much, and always nagging him not to trust the new government too much, since he is stupid, he should think more and do less, so as not to be fooled into a thug.

Erha feels aggrieved by this: "...Although I know that the Lord loves me, it would be great if I can really go to the battlefield to kill monsters. The treatment is like eating meat every day!"

He had a gloomy face, full of righteous indignation: "Our husky is a battle wolf that has been tested and run freely on the vast snowy field! In the end, I was only allowed to watch the gate like other dogs, which is really overkill! I can't recognize dogs clearly. !! I have to wait for me to catch four, five or six suspicious people and bring them to justice before they realize that it doesn’t matter whether it’s sooner or later, and the three fires on Mr. Dog’s forehead were not in vain!”

Oh, that's really thanks to those people who don't know dogs clearly, and use their small talents to the fullest - standing in front of the watchdog, but they were rolled their eyes by the suspicious person A who received him warmly like a family member.

Think about it, maybe Mo Wentian put all the dogs and demons in the city under his banner, and unified the task of guarding against strangers, just to wait for them to throw themselves into the trap. Might be a trap to let your guard down.

In the end, they came here foolishly, but bumped into the only dog ​​they knew... If this wasn't counting the protagonist's aura of power, Du Ling would rather print out and eat all the YY articles he had read.

Then Erha unsuspectingly lured old acquaintances into the community, and even took them home for tea. Even those with a thick skin like Du Ling were a little cautious.

But this bit of guilt did not prevent him from continuing to dig gold mines from the dog's mouth. A native of the imperial capital who knows everything and can talk endlessly is really very useful to them with their eyes darkened at this time.

"...It's a bit stupid to stand guard, but it's better than running errands like me. After struggling for so long to get the residence permit again, I thought the brothers were completely separated back then. We will be neighbors again in the future. How wonderful!" As a writer parrot whose racial talent is to open his eyes and tell nonsense, Du Ling followed the information leaked in Erha's chat and made up a fictional identity for himself and his group as a new resident of the community. .

Anyway, according to what Erha said, in the past two months, I have moved into several households with pets, and many mortals died at the beginning. There are many, there are a lot of well-decorated vacant rooms that can be checked in with bags, and there are not too many of them.

As for the matter of going to the mountains to practice before when we parted, fortunately Xiaotian was unwilling to leave at the beginning, so now it is easy to mention it as being a charlatan.

"Hey, that's true, it's just a little boring, and the boss always asks us to pay attention to whether there are gods with swords, saying that righteous monks and us goblins can't deal with them, if you see them, quickly call the demon spirits, and don't tell us the fairy spirit What's the smell, what's the use of just posting a portrait, my big dog clan doesn't recognize people by face."

Erhari grumbled, and took out a wanted warrant from his pocket, "Hey, that's it, the master silver also said that this is the standard style of Xiaoyan painting, and all handsome men have the same pattern. Wearing a long robe and a sword is There is an old saying that the male second puts on an apron and puts it behind the cashier counter. I don’t understand it anyway, but it really is the face of the public, and it looks like your owner...well... woof ... oh?"

Compared with myself, no matter how bad the eyesight of Husky is, it is enough to match the two-dimensional image with the three-dimensional real thing.

But at this time, it doesn't matter whether he wants to call the police or continue to recognize Du Ling as the boss, because when Du Ling is almost digging for information and figured out that Erha's trump card is only a witchcraft walkie-talkie, he has been playing Xiao Li, who has a beautiful background board, has not been idle, and has already completed the simplified version of the miniature information isolation array.

It is the most popular thing to learn from barbarians to control barbarians.

Smiling, he took out the walkie-talkie from the sluggish Erha's waist, and they could talk about cooperation or interrogate the captives in an open manner.

+ + + + +

"I really... didn't expect it, I didn't expect it." In the evening, sitting side by side with Xiao Li on the bed in the guest room specially packed by the hostess, Du Ling couldn't help but sigh.

Sure enough, art comes from life. When I came up, I met Tian Tian, ​​​​a silly dog. He could even make a joke that he lit up the aura of the protagonist. Then, behind the owner of Tian Tian, ​​who was supposed to be just an ordinary young woman, he could actually involve mortals. The self-rescue organization secretly formed to resist the replacement of the monster race must be an explosion of luck at the level of the undefeated golden body.

Yes, alternatives.

Erha, who is silly and sweet and enjoys a happy life with his master, doesn't understand, but in fact, under the calm water of the imperial capital, is the terrible fact that human beings are gradually being replaced by monster races.

The stimulation of artificial demon species and the mass-produced Transformation Pill have enabled countless ordinary animals to activate their intelligence and transform into human forms.Not counting the wild ones, the family pets that could only be cute and amusing have transformed into the security and main labor force of the whole family. As long as they follow the government's arrangement, they can receive relatively generous supplies. This differential treatment makes those who are exhausted The pure human family who can't earn enough to live without living is envious.

However, the strength of the new government and the fear of unknown forces made people dare not speak out, or those who dared to resist and complain disappeared without a sound, which made it seem that all human beings calmly accepted the fact that they were reduced to second-class citizens Reality.

It is precisely because the rewards are so enviable that the policy of "adopting" new body monsters has received many responses as soon as it was introduced.

Many people feel that getting along with those little demons who are ignorant and need long-term teaching is not so scary compared to starving and laboring.And although the starting point is very utilitarian and the feelings are not pure, but if they can be cultivated, it will be their reliance in the future.

Everyone has their own plans, and the result is that there are more and more mixed families like Erha and the master Han Mei, and it is easier for humans who are willing to get along with the monsters to gain a foothold in the bustling inner city, while those who are stubborn and afraid of monsters Those who resisted the work arrangements of the new government gradually became unsustainable and gradually disappeared from people's sight.

These people basically left voluntarily because they couldn’t eat enough and couldn’t pay the protection fees in the inner city. It is said that they moved to the outskirts to farm, but Han Mei, a member of the self-rescue organization, said that they were eaten by monsters.

Those human beings who can't even get along with the demon race on the surface have only one place to go, and that is the slaughterhouse.

Being so stupid and ignorant of flexibility, it is absolutely impossible to survive in this ever-increasingly cruel world, and it is only worthy of being fodder to support the ever-increasing monster team.

She spoke calmly, holding a thin lady's cigarette in one hand, touching her tears with the other hand, and kept crying, muttering aggrievedly that she is not a cannibal dog head, and comforted: "Enough, silly Dog, I didn't say why you were crying!"

She is full of aggressiveness, and it is not at all obvious that she was once a girl who could be scared to move by weird couriers and mysterious internet scammers.

Desperation can really train people.

According to Han Mi, she and her companions are rational skeptics. They may believe in the pets they get along with each other day and night, but they absolutely don't believe in the so-called newcomers who keep creating monsters and force them into humans. government.

Now they are learning how human beings live and work, how to use tools and develop technology, after they learn it?

Do monsters still need to keep human beings who are wasting resources?

This is a more difficult proposition than a cat being a teacher to a tiger. Humans have to cooperate, and there is no room for them to hide their hand, because those old monsters know exactly how many cards humans have. The price is to usurp the whole world.

"As the saying goes, the minds of people who are not of our race must be different. Now it seems that we don't know good from bad, but who knows if these 'generous and friendly' monsters will turn their faces and deny people in a few years, and take advantage of them. Worthy teachers are eaten as delicious animals?"

The development of the self-rescue organization that Han Mi belongs to is not prosperous. More people choose to believe in the good intentions of the Yaozu.Moreover, Han Mei herself has a loyal dog boyfriend as a backer, and it is even more difficult to distinguish when someone accuses her of standing and talking without back pain. Sometimes she even feels that she is unnecessary. She can believe that her Erha will not harm others. Why? Can't believe the other goblins are good too?

But anxiety and fear are still lingering, and she doesn't even have the courage to refuse the absurd confession from her former pet.

So when she watched Xiao Li say this, she somewhat laughed at herself and let go of her burden with ease.

Now that the sword fairy (?) who used to live in the city and worked in a convenience store in the community is wanted by the Yaozu, he probably knows more inside information that the Yaozu does not want people to know.

Even, he may have the ability to reverse this situation where humans have to rely on the protection of the monster race.

Han Mei knows that many people don't really believe that the monsters are harmless, but that the two evils are less serious. They are powerless to resist the monsters, and they are even more afraid of the monsters driven out of the city by the monsters. Self-hypnotized monsters are friendly and selfless if they have nothing to do outside of themselves.

As long as there are other options, human beings will not stay on the ghost ship of Yaozu whose course is a mystery.

Just like now, even though she has always depended on Tiantian and believes that he is sincere to her, she still focuses on another man with infinite desire, regardless of her pet dog's body being stiff and whimpering in frustration.

After all, it is impossible for her to pin all her hopes on the pet dog that can only be transformed into a human form by the medicine issued by the current government.

But what was disappointing was that this new life-saving straw affirmed her guess about the evil intentions of the Yaozu, but did not give any promises.

All of Han Mi's anxiety erupted at this moment, and she almost pounced on Xiao Li's sleeves, but when she felt upset, she directly threw #老子的男人不免迷接#

Du Ling, who had written on her face, stood up, with a dark face, saying that it was too late today to leave, and how to deal with the Yaozu's ambitions still needs to be considered in the long run, she finally regained her reason.

After regaining her composure, she retained the three visitors like a qualified hostess, saying that there were enough rooms in the house for overnight stay, and then took Erha, who was depressed, back into the house to appease.

Du Ling was amazed at being able to control his emotions so freely, his silly little boy was definitely playing with the rhythm in the palm of his hand by this girl.

But one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. He is busy saving the world and has no time to be a relationship mediator for the time being.

In the end, all the thoughts turned into a sentence that I didn't expect.

"...What do you think Mo Wentian is doing?" If the other party is just a simple big monster, it is not surprising to realize his ambition in this way, but as a demon cultivator who instinctively wants to devour everything to strengthen himself, what he did Isn't this a set of farts if you take it off, it's superfluous.

In fact, Du Ling originally wanted to make fun of the world, as expected, he is the boss of Erha, but the girl just stares at you and talks to you, Xiao Lizi, as expected, your appearance is your strength.Then he felt that it was boring to be jealous, and the girls didn't necessarily want to follow the path of cannon fodder girls, and wanting to pick on Xiao Li was just a natural reaction of helplessness.

He will feel upset, and more of a complaint for his younger brother, although Erha is also self-indulgent, and if it is serious, he can even make someone take advantage of others... Hey, I don’t want to be a mess!

"I don't know." Xiao Li shook his head very honestly, this time he was completely clueless.

It stands to reason that the emperor has not turned into a dead hell, and it is a good thing that many mortals and monsters live a normal and healthy life, but this development is too different from the expected development, which makes people uneasy.

but--

"The boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge. You can know what the devil wants to do when you confront him. You don't need to bother me too much now." Misunderstood the source of Du Ling's troubles, he comforted him like this.

"...You really can think about it." Du Ling, who was still wondering what kind of trap he was hiding, rolled his eyes, but after thinking about it, if he could kill Mo Wentian himself in the first meeting, then there is really no need to study what he is doing. Thinking about wasting time.

"Where do we go to confront the problem? Now we are basically doing a perfect dodge like cheating. If we had known earlier, we might as well have let that bastard directly call the police. Now..."

"not late."

"Uh, then I'll go to Tiantian now and ask him to cooperate and report a false police report to lure the snake out of the hole?"

"No need." Raising his hand to press Du Ling, Xiao Li shook his head again, uttering the third no word tonight.

Du Ling was irritated by the language style he had used tonight with Bu Ziqian, so you don't need to pretend to be an expert, right? !

The little parrot, who was already in a bad mood, frowned and was about to explode, but he didn't expect that "no need" came faster than his anger erupted——

"Listen to the suspicious elements in the building, you have been surrounded by the special security operation team of the Dragon Group! Please put down your weapons immediately, walk out of the building with your hands above your head, and cooperate with our investigation in accordance with the "New Regulations on the Management of the Mobility of Cultivators."

The big loudspeaker full of air shouted.

It's still a familiar formula, and it's still a familiar tone.

Du Ling glanced out of the window, the efficiency of the monsters is relatively high, and they were surrounded without making a sound. The explosion-proof police cars, large and small, crowded into two rows, and the red and blue lights flashed alternately. The climax of the blockbuster is the visual sense, but he just wants to help his forehead.

"Is this what you expected?"

He also didn't expect the opponent to play cards so unreasonably, and let his whereabouts be exposed. He didn't attract Moxiu's attack, but instead attracted a bunch of silly monsters. The four words beginning with "don't know what to say!"

Oh, it's still an idiom.

Finding that Xiao Li was also irritated by this damn development and lagging behind, Du Ling himself was not in a hurry.He calmly adjusted his collar, glanced across the wall at the Tibetan fox that immediately shrank under the bed, and at the hostess who was holding the walkie-talkie tightly, with a strange expression on her face, and smiled.

"Everyone has set up the stage, how do we get on stage?"