It's not illegal

As it turns out, integrating those six-figure obsessives isn't an easy task, even if you want to pack it away.

Just as Du Ling expected, many people who gained power no longer obeyed the government's deployment. Did they want to negotiate directly with the gods and seek greater benefits for themselves? They were also thoughtful and shrewd. To ferry them to the mountain gate to practice, they hid instead.

In addition, there are still those uncles who have only a half-knowledge of the truth, so they are extremely active, and they do everything possible to let the gods take them to heaven with them, which is simply too disturbing.

The ending wasn't pretty.

First, there was a real conflict between a powerful superhuman force and the security team, the kind of fight, not to mention killing people, and even snatching a batch of hot weapons and kidnapping civilians in a community - this was finally suppressed by Xiao Li Yes, the sword of the Emperor of Heaven was finally stained with mortal blood.

It was really a critical situation at the time, and it was too late to distinguish which of the group of madmen were possessed and which were not.But Du Ling said after searching the supplies they carried: It doesn't matter if you are in the magic or not, if you kill well, they are all scum anyway.

In the end, all the pills, powder, syringes and other things he found were handed over to the government for publicity. The press release had a familiar pre-apocalyptic flavor, probably with the active cooperation of the citizens, all parties worked together to destroy a certain large-scale drug trafficking The police killed XX members of the gang during the operation.

Du Ling, who was classified as a citizen, was relieved. The golden pillar of light reaching the sky has attracted the attention of many people. Now that the government can think about concealing the existence of the gods, no matter what selfishness they hold, it will finally reduce them. Trouble.

So he put all his energy on the upright Taoist couple who was in a bad mood after attacking ordinary people for the first time, but everyone knows that drug dealers, terrorists, and terrorists deserve death, and if they say too much, they seem to take it too seriously.So his method of comforting the object was only those three tricks. After offering kisses and devotion, he took the initiative to pull Xiao Li to double practice for several rounds, only to realize that he had thought about it a long time ago and didn't take it to heart.

The low mood before was purely out of the disappointment of discovering that human beings can die by themselves and rely on technological means to produce items that are as dangerous as demon seeds.

What can Du Ling say?

It was he who insisted on making the object into a pitiful one, and it was he who took the initiative to lie flat, so how can he still punish Taoist people for swallowing the meat delivered to his mouth without politeness?

He wanted very much for a bird to be quiet.

But then he didn't even have time to be a young man. Just as they collected the first batch of packing lists, expanded the portal three times and were about to return, something big happened.

It was the "uncle's party" that no one saw in the beginning.

A few people didn't know where they heard the specious inside story, and they began to believe that the civilians would be abandoned in the abandoned city, and the officials and supernatural beings would be taken away by the gods to enjoy the blessings.So they originally bought magic crystals through channels, but they were too timid to eat them for various reasons, and they made a big news when they met on the rally day.

I don't know what they are thinking, because they are afraid that if they succeed in mutation, they will not be able to qualify for the immigrant fairyland team, or they want to spread the "truth" and save the P people who have no background and are kept in the dark. At the bottom of the government bulletin board, on the day of the most crowded gathering, a public performance of swallowing magic crystals and turning into superman was staged.

The ending was naturally mutated and demonized on the spot, creating the largest panic since the end of the world.

Du Ling dared to bet that someone pushed and instigated this.

Probably wanting to test whether it is possible to catch the Immortal Cultivation Express through this road?Just tricked these few stupid and greedy ordinary people who are not bad to the end to be the rafters.

As a result, the rafters rotted in public, and they hid, leaving a mess for others to clean up.

It's really annoying. It's a trivial matter for the government's credibility to drop to the bottom in the eyes of the citizens. What's more troublesome is that the part of the "mutants" who originally agreed to participate in the training are all in danger. Let's be cool for a while, and the other part that is calmer also needs to be persuaded by the immortal in person and patiently.

The problem is that there are characters whose inner dark side is big enough to fall into the devil, how can they know when enough is enough?The pressing demands became more and more excessive, and finally broke through Du Ling's bottom line.

He simply took off his kind and friendly mask, knocked him unconscious, loaded him into a car and took him away.On the contrary, it frightened those guys who were ready to move when they saw how easy he was talking, what a bitch.

In such a state of desperation, Du Ling saw that any official seemed to be the instigator, but he was too busy dealing with the ever-expanding chain effects, and he really didn't have the heart to investigate the magic crystals that should have been "purified" long ago, and who passed through them The hands flowed into the hands of those unlucky ones.

Anyway, Du Ling has already made an agreement with Xiao Li that there is no need to bring in management talents from the crooked government team. They are only responsible for controlling the demons, and the rest is left to human beings. A young cadre who has won the trust of the people, who was forced to recuperate due to "health problems" at the beginning of the end of the world, and the former mayor who is currently preparing to come back with the support of his old subordinates... There is always a group of people who can give color to those corrupt officials who are too happy have a look.

Du Ling just wants to leave now, let the human beings deal with their own affairs, he is already a goblin, and he should implement the other principles of immortality, out of sight, out of mind—anyway, he is so energetic and messing around, The mere end of the world can't do anything to them at all.

With this belief, Du Ling chose a cowardly exit method: sneaking away.

Oh no, it turned around and left, hiding merit and fame deeply.

The kind that flicks his sleeves without taking away a cloud (ordinary) color (person).

Of course, the mermaid Chen Yu, who is honest and honest, has yet to negotiate, and has a promising future as a coolie reserve must be taken away.As soon as they left the teleportation array, they directly stuffed it to Zhang Jing, so as to appease her resentment that "you have been away for so long and you haven't sent back any news".

After tidying up, the little mermaid is still very cute. She is very beautiful, especially the jade girl, who is like an idol girl in the heavenly group. Besides, she was born in a remote sea area and was tricked into taking advantage of it by a big monster. After using it up, she threw it away and now she can’t even go home. The forced background immediately detonated Zhang Jing's sympathy: They were all separated from their families in the last days, and they were all single women. Du Ling's summary of the situation in Shanghai has not been finished yet, and they are already sisters. Just like a person.

Someone with a strong otaku sensed the fragrance of lilies.

However, after experiencing the human nature of the Demon City, he was mature enough to break away from the status of a magician by the way, and he would no longer make such frivolous jokes casually, but lost no time in taking out the thick list of fallen demons to be reformed...

Friends, do you want to see the real version of Godzilla?

Turning into a parrot and hiding in the canopy of the tree to calm down his beating heart, Du Ling deeply felt that human monks should not be raised with monsters. Look, what a little white-collar worker, he just evolved into a man who changes when he disagrees with him. body female Tyrannosaurus.

Then he remembered that the idea of ​​packing fallen mortals back for collective re-education was clearly the idea of ​​Xiao Li?

Why was he injured again? ?

I figured it out and straightened my back to reason with Comrade Duan Jing. As a result, I understand what he said, but I don't want to deceive my master and destroy my ancestors.

Yes, you don't dare to bully your master and destroy your ancestors, but you can't bully your teacher's wife, do you understand? ! !

#It's really just a moment of quick talk. #

#I haven’t given up the hope of counterattack, listen to my explanation——#

#Now it is too late to say that we are a pure man-male relationship and have not sent a car? #

Zhang Jing calmed down strangely, but Du Ling's face was still green until everyone took their positions and prepared to start the seminar on saving the world under the new historical conditions.

Almost every eye that looked at him made him thorn in the back.

But in fact, except for him, no one doubted that he and the Emperor of Heaven could jump out of the offensive and defensive mode of the cold-feeling Emperor of Heaven's pet. #

But that's the end of the nonsense after the reunion, and the next meeting still needs to be taken seriously.

Du Ling and Xiao Li discussed for a long time before, and finally decided to tell other people (demons) the truth.

At this time, it doesn't make any sense to worry about the monsters' betrayal, or to keep silent in order to leave a way out for the apprentice. As the ultimate villain, the only goal of the Heavenly Court Artifact Spirit is to eat all of them and save enough for himself. The energy really soars.

How can there be eggs in a full nest?

Apart from killing the boss before the world is completely sucked dry, there is no other way for everyone to choose.

And I didn't miss out on sending sweet dates to a slap.

The news that demonic energy can be transformed into spiritual energy is no less than a shot in the arm for those monsters who have mistakenly practiced magical arts, giving them real hope.

One of the specific manifestations is that an old fritter like Zhu Kaishan who shrinks back from everything will take the initiative to stand up and say that his team can relieve Zhang Jing's worries and be responsible for the early education and transformation of fallen demons.

Du Ling didn't realize the quick change in painting style, but it's not surprising after thinking about it: For Zhang Jing, they are potential criminals who have to be treated humanely, but for these desperate ex-Devil Control Bureau personnel, they are It is a voluntary experimental product of the full six-figure safe conversion magic energy project, and it must be taken care of carefully and seriously.

And when it comes to educating (fooling) and educating (young) mortals, this team has a lot of experience, so they don't have to worry about being drawn back by fallen demons, and they don't have to worry about leaking too advanced skills to those who don't deserve it. It was a match made in heaven.

Seeing Xiao Li nod his head in approval of this pleading, Du Ling only felt that this old pig spirit was really a thief.

However, subordinates who are too shrewd are often not pleasing, because the leader is worried that he will not be able to hold.

In contrast, Qi Ling is a hundred times more vicious than poaching, smuggling, deforestation, stealing waste water, etc., and the greedy villain who wants to wipe out all living things. He is full of anger, patting the table and rolling up his sleeves Wang Huo, who said that he must charge forward next time, is much more silly and cute.

This kind of sense of security that someone has a lower IQ than him...is especially important when Dr. Hu takes off his glasses at the bottom of the wine bottle and is about to release his sharp second monster to speak.

It's been a long time since I saw Tibetan sauce who can straighten his tongue when he speaks without swaying. Du Ling really misses it a bit. When he is glanced at by the radiant and confident dead fish eyes, his heart is even more flashed with a big cheer. Coarse swiping:

[High-energy warning ahead! 】

As a Tibetan fox, he dared to boast that he was handsome, and the second demon character was really powerful. He detonated the audience as soon as he opened his mouth, and directly instructed everyone that the final boss is a magic weapon, and our highest level is only immortal. What should we do? The question of fighting to win: "Why do we have to fight so hard with that brainless artifact? If you want to escape from this world, then let him go."

One word awakened the person in the dream, at least Du Ling never thought that besides life and death, there is an option of one shot and two parts.

But letting it go is definitely not to let that ghost eat and drink, like every scumbag who drains the blood and sweat of his wife and rushes to a new life triumphantly, but to break up first and win first, and get rid of this parasite in advance .

How can it be done?

All the participants sat upright, staring intently at the big pie face of the Tibetan fox shining with wisdom.

"Actually, around the time I was studying in graduate school, I began to wonder why there are two sets of laws in this world. One is the scientific laws summed up by mortals, and the other is the laws we follow... let's call it the law of Taoism." " The corner of Tibetan Fox's mouth curled up, which would be sarcastic and pungent on other people's faces, but it looked like a cramped arc on his face.

At the same time, he pretended not to hear Du Ling's murmur, "It's better to call it the fantasy rule, it's also a popular category".

"In contrast, the energy expressions that maintain the world's operation are also divided into two types. The former is heat, electricity, and magnetism, and the latter is the aura and magic energy we are familiar with. They operate in parallel without conflict." Dr. Hu is very stylish lectures.

"I have developed many devices that combine human science and technology with spells. I have always believed that spells can affect technological products, but scientific products cannot detect the existence of spells. This is because our laws are higher. But knowing the existence of heaven, And after the fact that the qi of immortals and demons can be converted into each other, and the aura can return to the world to replenish its origin, I suddenly realized that it was completely reversed—”

"It's not that the power of fairy spirits is higher than the laws of physics, but that fairy magic is an outsider to this world. From the very beginning of its birth, the laws of fairy magic must adapt to the original laws in order to continue to operate." His eyes were sharp and his face was excited He talked loudly: "You, me, us—everyone here, whether you are a monster or a human cultivator, to this world, they are nothing more than extra protein molecules generated by reverse transcription of foreign viral RNA!"

The analogy of the Ph.D. in molecular biology is very professional, but the retroproteins who can barely understand are not in the mood to condemn him for pretending.

Just finished despising Qi Ling and Shameless, and found that his own existence is not tenable, how can he break with a slight pain in the face? !

"...But we are also born and raised. We have existed in this world for a long time. The history of my family alone is longer than that of human beings." The newly joined Xiaoyuren was not convinced, but the silence in the meeting room, After making her speak impulsively, she lacked confidence.

Hu Guodao did not make fun of her, but nodded: "It makes sense, the reason for the original birth is no longer worth pursuing, anyway, we already exist, so there is no reason to put ourselves back into the mother's womb."

Pausing for a while, he found that no one appreciated his humor. The second monster, who had been holding back for a long time, didn't care. After brewing his feelings, he continued passionately: "If the world is compared to the body, then we are harmless pigments." Spots, and demons are cancerous cells, but these are not the point! The point is-this world was not created by the power who left the artifact, at best, he transformed it into a shape that conforms to his own understanding!"

This analysis has pierced through the doubts that have been vaguely shrouded in everyone's minds.

At the same time, the question of why Da Neng insisted on leaving a Heavenly Court after he left was easily solved. It wasn't that he had too many artifacts and had no place to burn them, but he had to do so.

Heaven is like a converter, transforming energy within the allowable range of the world, maintaining the existence of aura and the existence of gods and monsters born on the basis of aura.

It's a pity that tens of millions of years of hesitation have grown my heart, and the converter hacked the management program (Tiandao) and started to go berserk.

Du Ling made another comment about the immortal version of the AI ​​revolution.

"It was forcibly connected to this world by the former owner. Since it can still be separated, and the contradiction and exclusion between the two sets of laws have always existed, it proves that the origin of the two should not be integrated so far. We just need to get it before it succeeds." Cut off the connection first, then the world will naturally be safe."

It's really worthy of being an expert who specializes in avoiding important things and taking shortcuts, and you will know if there is one after you make a move.But Du Ling still has another question: "After the artifact is removed, there will be no new source of spiritual energy, and the rules of practice will also be invalid. What shall we do then?"

Isn't it true that the Holy Father's 'return everything you have taken away'?

He wasn't the only one who had this question, except for Xiao Li who was still so angry that his dantian couldn't see what he was thinking, the others couldn't help being a little agitated.

Hu Guodao looked around with eyes that were either rolled or rolled, and his face was full of disdain for "you and other mortals are scum": "It is impossible for objective existence to be turned into nothingness in an instant.

After so many years of endless life, the immortal law written by Da Neng has been self-improved, and the existing aura is enough to form a self-sufficient cycle, so when the heaven is stripped off, we can take the opportunity to divide a part of the world to build an image From then on, I closed the door to live my own life, and no longer have to worry about the disorderly destruction of human beings. "

Obviously, the schoolmaster vixen who has never really given up on the ideal of unification of the monster clan became more and more excited as he talked, and finally two highland reds flew out from his cheeks, and he raised his arms and shouted: "There is no thunder disaster, basic law, and racial discrimination, and it belongs to our world completely! "

Du Ling rubbed his nose and scoffed at his innocence. To create a world full of monsters and monks would probably be the law of the jungle, and it is impossible to be so idealistic.

But at the same time, he and Xiao Li exchanged glances, and both agreed that this was the most ideal solution: the human race who had come out of ignorance and began to believe in the scientific laws he had summed up did not need fairies, but those who had the power to move mountains and seas The monk demon spirits have also had enough of the filth created by mortals, and they no longer have the patience to cater to those short-lived and fragile mortal creatures.

It would be great if the two sets of laws and the two worlds could be separated, so that they could be twins who are disconnected but not contradictory.

The monsters who reacted a little slower than Du Ling also went back to the future, and all of them looked at the sage fox who talked eloquently with fire in their eyes, and the three white-eyed pie faces looked so handsome and mighty at this time, which made people admire.

"How to do it?!" Various accents merged into the same deafening sentence.

And the highly educated vixen who is so awesome just picked up his glasses, wiped them slowly, and put them back on the bridge of his nose——

"...I haven't thought about it yet."

Under the attack of the fiery gaze, Tibetan sauce who took over the pot flinched and said out of tune.