It's not illegal

Du Ling finally remembered now, what he forgot on the first night after the apocalypse was full of tense rhythms and changes——

Goose!

They forgot about the goose! !

First, I met the snake spirit who was engaged in high-pressure management by the leaders of Huyou City, then I met Zhu Kaishan and the others who traveled through the teleportation formation, and finally I had a fight with Man Niang. The rhythm of the night was as fast as a tornado. Go to pick up the big goose whose target is too eye-catching and it is inconvenient to go directly to the city, but just fell asleep and forgot...

Du Ling lowered his head and silently felt guilty, then secretly scanned with his peripheral vision, not to mention Zhang Jing and the little monsters who had wonderful expressions after reacting, even Xiao Li had a faint embarrassment flashing across his face.

He suddenly felt better.

Sure enough, if there are accomplices, the psychological burden will be much smaller.And he is the first person to think of it, so he is worthy of his status as the leading brother... I guess.

Now that I think about it, and I have a foothold in the city, it's okay to go and bring in the left-behind comrades.

Da Zhuang is so fat and strong that he is bigger than a horse. Even if he spends the night alone, there should be no danger. The problem is that the large cart of relief supplies he is dragging is not necessarily a problem.

At this time, I didn't care about continuing to fool Wang Huhu and the others (anyway, everyone knows who doesn't know who), Du Ling hurriedly rushed out of the city first.

It's just that it's been a whole night after all, and when I got to the place where I left, I saw that the long security line entering the city was gone, and so were the geese and trailers.

Now Du Ling is really anxious, now he is not worried about that thing, he is worried about the goose!

Although Da Zhuang is powerful in combat, his brain is really not very good. What if he encounters some bad-hearted people passing by...

"Don't panic, it should have gone back." Xiao Li patted Du Ling on the shoulder, reminding him to pay attention to the very obvious ruts on the ground that turned a big turn.

"Although Da Zhuang doesn't have a good understanding of spells, he is not stupid. You only asked him to wait outside the city but didn't explain what happened next. I guess he went back before we came out."

The gray magpies who came with them also chattered and explained that birds have the habit of sleeping at a fixed place for the night. The stupid goose must have been sleepy and hungry, so it went back to its nest. Anyway, there is no two steps away. .

Seventy or eighty kilometers, in the eyes of monsters, isn't it just a short walk.

"Oh...then I'll go back by the way and get some more things." Du Ling nodded thoughtfully, it's really not far away, he is also a big monster who really has spells... Now that you are a high-level monk, you can't continue to be trapped in mortal thinking, and you must change your concept as soon as possible.

For cultivators, Mozhou City and Lingtian Sect's mountain gate are not "different places" at all, but a relationship between the front and back yards.Although it is inconvenient to stir up the evil wind due to the chaotic spirit energy, it is very fast to change into a prototype fly or use a speed movement to run back and forth.

As for why they walked so slowly all the way... Cough, shouldn't they care about the people's sentiments on the road?

Du Ling moved his arms to prepare for a handsome transformation, and at the same time he did not forget to teach the gray magpies who love to join in the fun: "You gangsters, don't follow me, go to your sister Jing Jing to get the task. Handing out leaflets is also easy. Whether it’s the supervisor’s mobile camera, there’s always something you can do, don’t really treat yourself as a fool, otherwise don’t blame me for not reminding you that you won’t be as good as the newcomers in the future.”

With the competition, the group of thieves and birds finally felt a sense of crisis, and they flew away complaining, and Du Ling turned his attention to Xiao Li again.

"I'll be with you." Xiao Li's answer was very straightforward and there was no room for maneuver.

Anyway, even if he stays in the town, he can't come up with any suggestions of practical value. Instead, he has to make Zhang Jing and the others take multiple steps to report everything. It's better to stay away and let the monsters relax. Reverse bone is also easy to find.

What's more, knowing that Moxiu is thinking about Du Ling (Lingquan), he can't rest assured that the other party will leave his sight anyway.

Xiao Li's joining provided a better choice for traveling: Yujian Flying.

100% fairy-tale style, with a chic and guaranteed posture!

Of course, this time Du Ling learned his lesson, and didn't expect a natural black who was waiting for him to drill into his arms to take the initiative to serve. After stepping on the golden sword, he pinched a windproof hand.

Small spells with big functions, let you perfectly experience the thrill of supersonic high-altitude swords ~

"Sure enough, time has condensed all the essence, and the traditional technique is still beautiful. I also want to learn how to fly Yujian. You can teach me later, Xiaolizi." Du Ling, who finally realized the coolness of Yujian, made a request.

The swordsman, who was identifying the direction in the dark clouds and thick fog, seemed to have no distractions and did not answer.

Of course, this innocuous silence does not detract from Du Ling Zhengnong's talk: "If I had known, I would not have labeled my magic weapon as a wholesale gold ring. Even if I could step on it, it would be a fake Hot Wheels. I really don't have the courage at this age... By the way, let's give those little guys Dao names when we have time."

"Why?"

Hehehe, as expected, he heard clearly that he was pretending to be stupid. Du Ling, who successfully tricked him into replying, gritted his teeth, but he didn't see through Xiao Li's little thought that had just sprouted. That's how cute and energetic he is.

"You didn't call them by their names before, so I didn't pay attention to them. Those names came out of your mouth, that's too inappropriate..."

For names with local characteristics like Da Zhuang and Er Hui, Du Ling felt that his name could still be said to be down-to-earth. When it came out of the mouth of such a fairy-like elegant and beautiful man like Xiao Li, it was really beyond the reach. The aesthetics of fat pig flow makes people reach the great harmony of laughter and silence.

In short, real embarrassment.

"it is good."

In fact, Xiao Li didn't think there was anything wrong with a name like "Da Zhuang". Except for the memorial tablets in the teacher's gate, the names of the people he had contacted at the beginning were all like Li Goudan, Wang Dahua, and Zhang Fugui. His family hated him, and he was very envious of the villagers who used "hey" to drink around.After getting the name "Xiao Li" bestowed by his master, he also cherished this title that belonged to him very much, but he didn't think about which one sounds better, Xiao Li or Xiao Sandou.

Even today when Du Ling specifically proposed it, he still couldn't tell the difference between a good name and a bad name, but... the two words Du Ling seemed to be very pleasant, so that his ordinary name, whose format and pronunciation matched it, also became meaningful. a special meaning.

It's just that he just exposed his selfishness of wanting to carry Du Lingfei all the time, so Xiao Li is naturally embarrassed to explain that this may be a bit silly in Du Ling's serious mind.

What's more, since they have realized that the monster race and the human race are equal individuals, it is true that the little monsters who enter the gate wall should be given a formal identity name, instead of treating them as raised spirit beasts and letting them go.

"They can be recorded as Duanzi generations like Zhang Jing, and they are first recorded as the children of the outer sect into the sect."

"Duanzi generation? By the way, I don't seem to know what my nephew's Dao name is... What is it?" The completely irresponsible elders of the Shimen were very curious when they heard the words, and asked them with a face.

The answer is serious and natural: "Naturally, it is Duan Jing."

Well, Du Ling finally knows why Zhang Jing is unwilling to make more publicity and call herself, #格格吉祥#.

Then Du Ling began to ask Nozuonodie about the ranking list of Lingtian faction.

It turned out that from Xiao Li's master Xuanming, the old Taoist, the rankings of these generations are "Xuanxin Duanxing". Together, they have the effect of warning the disciples. ...

The father-in-law Persian cat is already lucky to have the slightly feminine name of Duanya. Anyway, it sounds like a braid drama in the Qing Dynasty, and those of the Xinzi generation, no matter how they are combined, they are full of youthful and sad Marysu atmosphere: "According to Counting according to the law, you are called Xinli, little pear~beautiful!" Du Ling resisted the urge to laugh, and almost sang in his head: I love radishes in my heart~

"According to the ranking, your dao name is Xinling...you are also beautiful." Xiao Li thought about it in an extremely sincere tone, and said "praise" in a polite and reciprocal manner.

It's just that there is a faint smile floating in his deep and dark eyes.

"...Ah, we're home, hurry down!" Du Ling, who was so-called a disciple of the church who cheated his master, found that he couldn't win with his lip service, and immediately diverted his attention.

But it is true that with just a few words, they have already flown back to the mountain gate where they had been away...for a day.

No need to bother looking for it, Du Ling saw Da Zhuang's fat back blocking the gate with his neck stretched.

Oh, right--

Since he started to preside over the modernization work of the Lingtian faction, he has habitually installed a security door in front of the main gate archway, and later added the function of catching monsters under the guidance of a certain talisman book. , will be beaten back to its original shape, stuck on the barbed wire and unable to get out.

The specific performance is as follows:

Model A, the whole thing is stuck on the net with only a long neck that can rotate freely, and the croaking and burly comrade, and model B, is also completely stuck on the net, only one tail is still twitching and twitching, but the above The hair quilt has been bald by Da Zhuang...

Um?Tibetan sauce? ?

"Why didn't Hu Guodao stay in his laboratory, but came here instead?" When they were there, they vowed to stay in the laboratory until the end of time, and fell in love with the research subject forever. Feeling active and going out for a stroll?

Or... want to take advantage of the emptiness behind and sneak away?

Du Ling squinted his eyes and rubbed his chin, feeling that he was wise and decisive in setting the monster catching array to be two-way.

Of course, there is also a little bit of luck to help out. The monster catching array can only block monsters of the transformation level for a while, and it is impossible to trap it on it all the time. After all, she is also an old goblin who has accumulated a lot of years, and she always has some tricks to suppress the bottom line.

The problem is that Da Zhuang just happened to be back!

The feud of being bitten by a fox's nest is still clearly imprinted in Da Zhuang's blood. Now that the natural enemy meets across the wall, he is extremely jealous. Without saying anything about biting, he directly bit a dead vixen who wanted to betray him.

When Du Ling rescued him from the goose's mouth, one Buddha came out of his body and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. The Tibetan fox, who was basically not far from death, softened into a puddle. He asked what to say, sold himself completely, and only wanted to be able to escape. Goose goose.

So Du Ling and the others knew that Hu Guodao was not an undercover agent sent by anyone, but was simply frightened and wanted to find a place to hide for fear of being liquidated.

So why is he afraid of being liquidated?

Naturally, it is because he is inextricably linked with the infection-type demon-seeded particles whose concentration in the atmosphere has been greatly increased at present...

Do you still remember Dr. Hu's explanation of how the demon species works?

In fact, the principles are similar, just like implanting artificial bead cores in pearl shells, ordinary animals and plants that could not become spirits can be catalyzed into spirits through a small spirit gathering array, and ordinary humans who would not become demons before can also become spirits. It can amplify the negative energy in a large amount through a small demon-gathering array, and finally become a demon.

Hu Guodao is worthy of being a goblin academic master who was able to go abroad in the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China and obtained a double doctorate from the Ivy League. place.

After careful analysis and calculation, he believes that no matter whether it is a demon or a fairy, it can be realized with his own technology.

Now Hu Guodao was terrified, but he didn't dare to tell anyone. One was because he felt that he couldn't bear the responsibility, and the other was that he was afraid that the Emperor of Heaven would have ambitions to engage in a big situation of common cultivation of all human beings. There is no place to stand.

So while comforting himself that he was just thinking wildly, he quietly assembled a detector in the new laboratory to capture whether there are particles in the air with a structure similar to that of demons.

Then there was a big earthquake, Du Ling yelled about the end of the world and took everyone out to help the disaster, and the detector he hid in the corner sounded the highest level of alarm——

In the worst case, highly contagious monsters appeared.

The word "devil" is naturally the most terrifying existence for goblins who have almost no means of defense.

At this time, Hu Guodao began to regret again, why didn't he report this possibility to the Emperor of Heaven, maybe there is still a possibility to avoid the disaster.But now that things have happened, and even a small amount of demon seeds can be detected in the Lingtian sect's mountain guard formation, it's hard to imagine what the outside world will be like.

After the research confirmed that the first target of this kind of demon is mortals, Hu Guodao no longer dared to have any optimistic imagination, especially how he, as the chief culprit, would be tortured by the righteous monks who are jealous of demons... very small When I was young, I once heard my mother tell me that the grandparents in the family were frightened crazy by the vixen who killed the demons and defended the way.

After hastily leaving a confession note that vaguely says "the demon seed is related to the demon seed", he fled from the laboratory.

Because Tai Zhai didn't know enough about the building of the mountain gate, and he was guilty of running out in the middle of the night and didn't look at the road, so he just bumped into the anti-theft door.

Paji, stuck.

And then there was Da Zhuang who appeared on the stage, who didn't agree with each other, and started chattering!

After hearing Hu Guodao's confession, Du Ling's expression was unpredictable.

Originally, he was a supporter of the faction that "technology is harmless and only users can be divided into good and evil". The blame for the countless crimes of demons raging and harming people should be counted on the head of the demon who regards this technical idea as evil, but this is absolutely true. Irresponsibility caused big trouble, and the bastard vixen who didn't report it was really hateful.

Du Ling kicked Hu Guodao's trembling shoulders, kicking the snotty, tearful and pleading bastard to the ground: "Damn it, do you know that the thing that annoys me the most, Young Master, is you!" A so-called scholar who has no sense of social responsibility and still pretends to be smart? Research and research, and dare to produce results without researching the consequences. If something happens, you dare to run away. If you run out, you will be a piece of meat to feed the devil. Son!"

Every word and every sentence of his hit Hu Guodao's already fragile nerves. The Tibetan fox really only wanted to run away as soon as the disaster was imminent, but it never thought that the world is so big that there is no room for it.

Hu Guodao, who has been escaping from the real world for a long time with the so-called obsession with academics, finally sobered up and realized that it was all his luck that led to his current fate.

"...It's all my fault... Please give me a good time."

Seeing that tearful, unlovable, dead fish face is going to blow me away, damn it, if I want to kill you, why am I talking so much nonsense! ?

"Want to die? It's not that easy! Since you are the inventor of the new theory of magic seed production, then you continue to invent solutions for me!!"

He turned his head and shouted angrily: "Big Zhuang!!"

"Ka?"

"From now on, you will be the head supervisor of this guy, eat and sleep together and keep an eye on people. When he cracks the magic seed and produces a vaccine or special medicine, when you both will be liberated!"

"Gah!!" Of course, he was not happy to have to be stronger against his natural enemies day and night, and there was a lot of murderous intent in his voice.

Dr. Hu, who had already been bitten out of his psychological shadow, trembled when he heard it, but Du Ling was very satisfied: "Very good, keep this momentum! Let him never dare to cheat again!"

After he finished speaking, he wanted to throw the Tibetan fox to the big goose, but Dr. Hu, who had already been shaken into sieves, had no eyesight. He wiped his snot and tears all over Du Ling's pants.

=dish=+convex

It seems that if you are not allowed to bloom once, you really don't know how to write in scarlet letters.

Du Ling silently rolled up his sleeves.

Feeling unable to move, he simply took off his shirt and threw it to Xiao Li.

Then remove the high imitation Hot Wheels that has not seen blood so far from the ankle, and turn it into a shape of moderate size, especially suitable for swinging people.

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MD is angry, so I decided to beat you up first.Don't worry, even if there is only half a breath left in the end, if our heavenly emperor refuses to approve it, Lord Yan will not dare to accept you. "

--

Because our Tiandida was bought by the master with a bag of rice (about three dou), so it was almost named San Dou, but the master thought it was indecent, so he took the meaning of not being separated from his parents early, so he named it a separate name.

After Xiao Li's dao title was promoted to Emperor of Heaven, he was replaced by the title of Emperor Haotian (.

So now only our Master Niao is left in the heart...

In short, everyone should take pity on Xiao Sandou who once envied the name Goudan!

Of course, regarding Bird Master's spiritual beauty... please laugh as much as you want, you're welcome (.

My aunt is irritable and this week is very busy, and her thoughts are messed up. A new copy of the Human Nature Lab is about to open (.