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"Damn it just happened to come—ah bah," Du Ling tried hard to swallow the words in his heart: "It's an emergency, I didn't expect that teleportation array to be activated so soon!!"

Then he fell into the hole he just dug~

Sure enough, none of the wise man's worries were wasted!

And what happened at this time was a one-shot. Du Ling, who was worried that he had no excuse to slip away, was overjoyed. He thought this meant that God didn't want him to tell the truth now (the question is, hasn't God already belched).

"Let's go, little pear, let's take the prisoners—Nephew Zhang, look, we do have other important things to do, so don't be afraid of difficulties, the organization is optimistic about you!"

Before leaving, he didn't forget to talk about it to find a place, but the result was that he didn't shake off his tail, and had to take the young girl to the men's toilet bravely.

... Although the inner flesh of this place has been activated so that even its mother can't recognize it, Du Ling still feels a little pain in his stomach. Who made this place hang a more gorgeous and dazzling The brand of WC?

So this is your old priority?

Arranging the public toilets as a landscape around the mountain gate of your own house, is it to prepare the toilet for sex and make it as warm as home?

Zhang Jing didn't want to speak, and threw a contemptuous look at him.

Du Ling scratched his chin, wanting to say that he could actually explain it, it was all because he had no choice!

The magic power for setting up the magic array is enough, but the setting up of the magic array requires detailed 3D imagination. The textbook didn't remind him--as a result, he can remember the few rare scenes clearly when things come to an end. It can only be changed into my small rented house or the convenience store where the Emperor of Heaven fought.

Anyway, those who make big things don't stick to small details, and they can confuse the enemy and make them think that the purpose of channel coordinates is wrong.

And this scene is a good way to make up a reasonable storyline for arresting the intruder.

As the master of the phantom formation, sensing that the intruder was going around the second row of latrines for the [-]th time, and was about to walk in front of his party, Du Ling quickly made a gesture, reminding everyone to take out at least a golden rooster and a hundred flowers. The level of acting skills must make the other party think that he really happened to break into the maze of the Lingtian faction's mountain guards, instead of being trapped by the latrine at the original destination.

In a word, be sure to let the other party feel wronged and have no idea.

In this way, unless you meet the master who came up to eat people like the black snake before, it is very likely to fool the other party and get useful information.

The dense grass and trees reproduced by the phantom array 100% rustled. The intruder seemed very cautious. He didn't show up immediately after finding someone blocking the way ahead, but he didn't seem to have the intention of pre-empting an encounter.

So Du Ling put on a good posture, and raised his voice and asked: "Which friend broke into the Lingtian sect's mountain gate without permission? Quickly report your name!"

The huge bush that was clearly hiding something trembled even more violently, and it was even possible to directly count the number of visitors and the color of their robes.

It's just that he is still struggling to cover his face, looking cowardly and pitiful.

But who knows if this is a trick of the cunning enemy to trick them into letting down their vigilance?Xiao Li, who had been turning a blind eye to the verbal dispute between Du Ling and Zhang Jing, let them gossip, raised his eyebrows, suddenly let out his aura, and drew his sword out of its sheath——

This action of his is more effective than Du Ling's loud voice.

At least those huddled with quail behind the bushes were really scared, and rushed out immediately, shouting while rolling and crawling: "My lord, spare me, it's my own people!!"

Who TNND and you bastards are our own people!

Du Ling reflexively rolled his eyes and groaned, and then realized that among this group of rags and miserable wretches, there were actually a few who could barely be regarded as his own.

"——how could it be you??!"

Among the "intruders" rolling at their feet were a few familiar faces, such as a tiger wearing a grass skirt (?), a pig's head that seemed to have been filled with several tons of water, or an old man who looked like a street scammer. The fake old Taoist who was beaten up by his family members...

When the green thing on Wang Huo's body lying on the corpse shook automatically without wind, it fell to the ground and turned into a slender woman with long hair, which directly gathered most of Du Ling's demon relationship.

Judging from the impressions of previous contacts, these can really be regarded as friendly forces. Even Xiao Li first turned his sword point down to restrain his murderous aura, and made a peaceful gesture-of course, in fact, the vigilance that should be vigilant, the vigilance that should be vigilant, Not at all relaxed.

He was willing to leave room for them to defend themselves. Rather than saying that Xiao Li believes that Wang Huo and the others are monsters, it is better to say that he judges that their strength is not good enough to cause too much trouble.

On the other hand, Du Ling narrowed his eyes and carefully identified the other few disgraced faces who couldn't even tell the difference between male and female, and they seemed to be regular members of a cheating film crew.

However, he doesn't have much contact with each other at ordinary times, and he doesn't remember his name or name.

The composition of this personnel, no matter how you look at it, doesn't look like the advance troops of the villain boss. Could it be that there is more thunder and less rain?Du Ling muttered in his heart.

Later, the yelling of these troubled monsters who thought that they had finally escaped and could feel at ease seemed to prove this judgment.

Du Ling's idea of ​​squatting in front of the blood sacrificial teleportation array to guard the relevant people failed at the beginning. His wise man had a lot of worries, but he didn't consider that the people who used the teleportation array might not know its origin at all.

From the complaints of these refugee monsters, it can be known that they knew that the teleportation spell became unstable after the catastrophe (it is said that a rich X generation in the Demon Management Bureau wanted to use the teleportation talisman to escape back to the old family house, but in the end In the envious eyes of all of them, half of the bloody limbs were left... Fortunately, it was a gecko that had become a spirit, and it might still have a life.

), but they don’t know the truth that this formation is anchored by blood sacrifice, let alone who arranged it.

In fact, it was a coincidence that they would enter this formation channel when they were desperate.

The so-called doomsday tragedy that Du Ling and the others saw was just the tip of the iceberg. Compared with the imperial capital, Mozhou City, where the atmosphere is oppressive but orderly, can even be called a paradise!

Just like the changes in the sky will not only happen in one place, the weird horizontal earthquake will not only happen in the Daqing Mountains, and the damage of the earthquake is just the beginning, what is even more terrifying is those huge bottomless cracks The black miasma spewing out from within...

It turned out that Du Ling imagined that the emperor had countless powerful demon management bureaus, and it might be the headquarters of the boss behind the scenes. He regarded it as the last level of the dungeon and marked it with a row of high-risk asterisks, but he did not expect that the heart of the motherland had long been reduced to a chaotic hell. .

Facing tens of millions of demonized monsters who are irrational and only know how to devour them, no matter how powerful you are, you have no choice but to escape.

However, no matter whether it is the magic of flying to the sky or the network of immortal paths extending in all directions, they all completely failed after the catastrophe of heaven and earth.

The mobile phone has no signal, and the communication symbols sent out will only be confused and unable to find the target. Unless they meet face to face, no one can contact others.The public communication system of the entire Yaozu is even more paralyzed than the human society relying on the power of science and technology.

Of course, the modern goblins who have never tried this kind of situation are also panicked.

Everything was so chaotic that people were overwhelmed, and behind them were mutated monsters who didn't recognize their relatives and only wanted to eat meat, so they, a group of mildew monsters who could talk but not move, relied on Wang Huo, who was the first to meet, and in this Escorted by field combat power, he fled all the way, and finally ran into a dead mouse. Before all his cultivation was exhausted and fell into the mouth of a zombie, he encountered an effective teleportation array...

There are more and more monsters left behind, there must be no bones left, and there is still a 50% chance of survival after entering the teleportation array. It is already obvious what answer a group of people will choose.

As for the next step, it is the unspeakable story between them and the phantom array.

"...His grandma has legs, and my old pig can be regarded as someone who has experienced biohazard. I finished the interview and shook hands half an hour ago. When I turned around, the green face and fangs rushed up to eat our two tons of meat... I'm not afraid of losing my teeth."

Among the few monsters, the first one to recover was Zhu Kaishan, a wild boar spirit who always smiled obsequiously.Probably a thick fat layer means high defensive power. The various wounds on his body combined could be enough to cover all of his companions, but he didn't seem to have lost much blood. Even if he suppressed the panting from excessive exercise, he would be a good pig again. .

The pig Qiangqiang was digging and digging in his arms while talking, and even pulled out a video camera!

"This is my old pig's talisman. Bet on the precious picture left by the dignity of a journalist. After watching it, don't continue to stare at us with those cold eyes..."

It really deserves to be a piece of old hob meat trained in the world of mortals. Unlike a certain upright tiger who passed out with peace of mind when he saw Xiao Li, Zhu Kaishan didn't think at all that he could win the other party's trust by nodding and handing over.

In fact, the existence of the Demon Management Bureau is equivalent to the monsters bypassing the heavens and becoming kings on their own. Troubles that might have been considered difficult to subdue were cleaned up.

And if the sixth sense that helped him escape several times of roasting and frying was correct, this Heavenly Emperor, who has always been considered a good-looking guy, seems to have...a deep cultivation.

Thinking of this, the smile on Zhu Kaishan's face became more flattering, and his posture became lower.

On which mountain to sing which song, the three human (?) monks headed by the Emperor on the opposite side are all well-dressed and full of energy. No matter how you look at it, they are much better than them. If you can hug your thighs, you still have to work hard.

I was rather annoyed by this pig's sophistication, but Xiao Li didn't say anything. He just hooked his hand very casually, and he couldn't tell whether it had been refined or not, but it was definitely worth the monthly salary of ordinary people. The high-end video camera is firmly sucked into the hand.

It can be regarded as confirming the speculation of the demons on whether his strength has recovered from the side.

Look at this understatement of Liwei's technology, and look at those audiences who dare not take a breath or look up, this coercion must be given full marks!

Du Ling, who was standing beside him, commented loudly in his heart, and took the initiative to act as a younger brother, took over the camera and started to retrieve the video - there is no way, Xiaoli Xiaolizi can't even touch the screen like a fool. People in the mountains who haven't played around for a long time, if they fiddle with it a few times and find it doesn't work, wouldn't it be a shame.

In the end, Zhu Kaishan can be called his destiny, and he has never forgotten the high-end goods in his arms when he fled. This small professional video camera is not comparable to those cheap goods that cost thousands of dollars, no matter in terms of lens quality or projection function.As the play button was pressed, the sound and light images projected by the little machine instantly brought everyone back to the moment full of panic and despair.

The high-definition picture and the built-in microphone record all the details in the escape clips. If the human beings infected and controlled by the magic energy cannot be eliminated in the first place, then by continuously devouring other creatures, how distorted and deformed it can grow. Du Ling finally confirmed it with his own eyes.

The few little monsters who were once again on the scene even exclaimed, and those who hid their faces in a group did not dare to look at the projection screen.

It seems that these ordinary monsters who have lived in peaceful times for a long time are not more adaptable to the so-called apocalypse than humans because they know how to use spells, let alone look forward to it for a long time.

In this way, the two sides finally have a real possibility of cooperation.

With this judgment, Du Ling has already nodded secretly in his heart, intending to recruit this group of familiar monsters into his group, but he still has a few words of questioning in his mouth: "It seems very real, but the development of deception is so fast, how can it Can you judge that this is not an illusion created by you with new technology to win our trust? You guys who carry cameras with you are obviously good at it."

In fact, what he said was a bit unreasonable. After all, he knew the real destination of the portal. It was impossible for Zhu Kaishan and others to prepare in advance for the hypothesis of "infiltrating into the Lingtian faction to gain trust".

Unless in the preset script, these monsters can meet another fixed "greeter" as soon as they leave the teleportation array, the possibility of deliberate acting is not established.

Even if it is really established, it should not be so flexible.

Unaware that this was Du Ling making things difficult for others to elevate his own status, Zhu Kaishan, who was asked to prove himself, couldn't even maintain that ugly smile.

The fact that he has improved the blindfold several times is still a meritorious performance of his ability to be the captain of the second brigade. He used to brag about it complacently, but now he is shooting himself in the foot?But God is pitiful, the Yaozu has not yet advanced to the point where they can make movies with large-scale illusions...

Zhu Kaishan was dumbfounded for a while and didn't answer the question, and Du Ling, who originally just wanted him to swear to the sky to show his loyalty, couldn't get off the stage. Mr. Daoist, you can ask Emperor Haotian to take action to test the sincerity of the little girl. I just ask you to hold your hand high and allow Batian to recuperate here——

He spent too much to protect us useless ghosts who are not good at fighting, and the situation is really bad..."

Even though the classic beauty in green clothes is in a state of embarrassment and her hair is messy, she still has a gentle and mournful beauty, and her soft-spoken and pleading posture makes Du Ling feel that she has become a bully and villain.

Looking at my old friend Wang Huhu again, come on, he is really as angry as gossamer and as golden as paper...

Du Xiaoye rubbed his nose in embarrassment. It's a good thing that Manniang and the others didn't know that they were Kanye Kanye, an old bird parrot, otherwise they would definitely capsize in minutes and jump up to pluck him.

After thinking about it, he took out a bottle of spirit pills from his pocket and threw it over, and raised his chin in a casual gesture: "It's just that the spirit energy is consumed too much, just feed him the Peiyuan pill to supplement it."

——Well, imitating the language style of an expert can definitely score full marks, and I am not afraid of being proud.

In fact, not only Wang Huhu, but the sluggish state of these fleeing monsters are all corresponding symptoms of the small blue bottle of Lingwan, but Du Ling was too generous because he didn't want to come up.

He was satisfied to see that Manniang opened the seal to take the pills without asking any questions. After smelling the refreshing fragrance of the pills, he was obviously refreshed, but he didn't take it by himself. Instead, he opened the big mouth of his unconscious companion and drank all go in.

Tsk, this pair of old goblins really have sex.

Although Wang Huo didn't wake up after taking the little blue bottle, his overall condition improved obviously, and his face turned red.After a while, an inch of light appeared all over his body, and he gradually shrunk into a small cub, which was carefully carried into the arms of the depressed woman.

"...After all, it hurt the root, but since I can slowly cultivate myself since I can transform into form, I can feel at ease." Touching the furry back of the "little" tiger, Manniang finally showed a somewhat reassuring smile.

She straightened her figure, and solemnly gave Du Ling a blessing: "I would also like to thank this immortal for his kindness in rebuilding."

Du Ling, who was envious of Wang Huhu and such a cute childhood, hurriedly avoided, and then walked down the slope, acting as if he was moved by this scene that made people want to hold up the torch, and then accepted the surrender of all the monsters: "Temporarily believe Wait a second, come with me, you—"

Speaking of mediocrity, Du Ling, who was so good at acting as an expert, suddenly got stuck.

So far, the two sides seem to have reached a consensus. Although they haven't caught the tail of the person behind the scenes, they can get information about the real situation in the imperial capital, and a group of monsters who seem to be able to unite are added to the younger brother's reserve. It seems that the harvest is also satisfactory. .

However, there is one last problem that remains unresolved, and that is...

here!

Here! !

The land they are stepping on, isn't it the real Lingtian sect's mountain gate? !

Fooling people and fooling myself, I forgot to set it——

Follow him, where are you going?

It's easy to walk out of the phantom formation with a group of newly recruited monsters, but it's hard to stabilize them, but when they go out, they turn left and take a closer look, oh, it turns out that this is not the core area of ​​the famous mountain sect, but a public toilet in a town ?

The big screen of the masterpiece was played to a magnificent climax, but the camera missed the plywood bracket behind the set.

...This shit is embarrassing, okay?