It's not illegal

Du Ling has always believed that as a prudent and wise man, one cannot fight unprepared battles.

Casually taking risks will not end well. To take a chestnut and say that he was cheated to death last time in his previous life, he lost Jingzhou carelessly.At that time, when he saw the power supply in the base gradually recovering, he felt that the market for electronic products and luxury accessories was about to rise. It was commendable for his foresight here. At the end of the district, I mistakenly believed that "brother" didn't hire another bodyguard... I can only say that I lit a candle to die.

Where is the benefit of life?

Now there are several large boxes of kidney machines and gold bars in his space, but they are useless.He has been reborn as a parrot, how can he go to the pawn shop to show off, and he has not been caught as a monster and studied (manual goodbye.

As for selling goods online is a dead end, Du Ling felt distressed when he thought about it, why are electronic products replaced so quickly! ?If a good fruit X is taken out now, it will only be regarded as a super copycat, and maybe it will be involved in some infringement lawsuit, so I can only secretly hold it for myself... SOSAD.

Cough cough, thinking too far away from the topic.

In short, Master Bird wants to emphasize that it is bold to make appointments and be cautious. A good bird has three gangs. A town boss like him, who is so precious in the town, has to send out his henchmen to test one, two, and three before attacking foreign enemies.

The real "flying" all the way, I don't know which number gray magpie brother - forgive him for still maintaining human aesthetics and can't distinguish the appearance of birds - chirping introduction, Du Ling already knows that this time the attack is a group of wild cats No wonder the bird brothers and the bird brothers couldn't bear it, he understands the coercion of natural enemies.

So Du Ling's wings turned sharply, and flew in the opposite direction of the small garden of Yuejia.

The level of the food chain is still very influential after the mutation of animals and plants. Du Ling didn't want to gamble on how much his human core could play. Come out for a walk.

Although the essence of Erha lies in Erha, it is still very powerful just by looking at it.

The owner of the husky Xiaotian (du Ling changed it into a majestic large, so he cheated 50 loyalty points to establish his status in the world) is naturally at work at this time, and his dog is so bored at home that he almost scratches the floor. Fighting with wild cats is naturally very exciting.

But the tail almost turned into a propeller, Xiaotian still regretfully refused to participate.

The husky lay on the window sill sadly, expressing deeply: it has to guard the house.

Du Ling: WTF!I don't believe that a well dog can be so loyal and unyielding!

Can a husky who is so bored and scratches through the shavings of the host’s sofa, rolls a whole roll of toilet paper to run around the house, and deftly defecates on the most expensive coat, use this kind of awareness?If it's really that sensible, Master Bird will gnaw raw carrots live.

But Du Ling's mouth was almost worn out, and Erha didn't waver. Seeing that Little Gray Magpie's eyes were getting more and more wrong, he had no choice but to resort to a unique trick——

"How about I buy you a pillow for the love dog in your dream when you come here?" Master Bird said very painfully because the money on the account was less than one penny.

The huskies know that Du Ling has their own account where they can buy, buy, and buy. They are very envious of Du Ling's owner who can dote on him so much, so they are convinced that he is a high-end pet that is only kept by local tyrants. Status in the world and then pretending to be a tiger, Du Ling feels that the pet circle is not inferior to the twists and turns of human beings.

But contempt is contempt, and it does not prevent him from using this method to raise the banner to increase his status.

At least Erha is very convinced that he can do what he says, so after hearing this proposal, the persevering dog was shaken every second.

It said shyly that it wasn't that it didn't want to go, but actually wanted to go very much, but it couldn't open the door by itself and couldn't get out.

(=v=)

Du Ling... Du Ling decided to buy it the cheapest doge imitation pillow.

Anyway, as for Doge's face, no matter how crooked it is, it's just the same. It can't be said that Erha's weird aesthetic sense makes it more graceful.

In the end, under the guidance of Du Ling on the spot outside the window, after several efforts, Xiaotian finally clawed and clumsily twisted the anti-theft door handle, and successfully escaped from prison.

Chi Chi Chi Chi, applaud and celebrate!

Du Ling, as a kind-hearted elder brother, never forgets to remind Silly Dog to slam the door behind him to avoid thieves. As for the question of how Stupid Ha can sneak home unnoticed after the fight is over...

Hehe, it's none of his business?

Then he rode Erha to the battlefield. In the middle of the battle, Du Ling remembered that in another building, the father-in-law Persian cat with a bow tied around the neck of the princess room (didn’t type too much), briefly considered whether to pull it up again. Courtesy first and soldiers later.

But just thinking about it, as a newly promoted Jiu Xing, he is quite reluctant to bring a cat to play with.What's more, a long-haired fat cat like Ya Gonggong who loves peace and smells like shampoo is not easy to impress with cheap dried fish: those handmade cat meals are made of either Norwegian salmon or Australian veal, and the poor temperament is deeply rooted in the bone marrow Master Bird doesn't admit that he hates the rich!

He was walking around, Erha, who was running all the way, was very worthy of his status as a foreign aid hired by him with a lot of money (...), and kept howling to call his teammates. The free-range pets of the uncles and aunts also include a few wild dogs that wander into the community. In this kind of urban village, there are quite a lot of dogs without leashes around their necks.

These dogs of different heights, shorts, fats and thins are all younger brothers who were shot down by Xiaotian when he came out to let the wind go, and they did not accept the cross-border command of Du Ling, a parrot, just like the group on the opposite side led by a big tabby cat with a height of one meter. The minions are very nervous when they see a large group of dogs coming over, but they are not afraid of Du Ling, a mutated parrot. Their eyes are green and drooling, and they are acting according to the instinct of animals.

Cats and dogs are not born to deal with it. It is true that the enemy is very jealous when they meet. Originally, Du Ling wanted to say something to the tabby, but the leading mutant animals on both sides failed to control the scene, and the two sides directly bit.

He can blow the wild cats flying with just a wing, but Du Ling thinks it is a bit low to participate in this way. The main reason is that these wild cats are not even the most low-level mutant beasts. Small animals.

This is not the end of the world. At that time, everyone is either you die or I live. Everyone with red eyes wants to dig a few more crystal nuclei to become stronger. Now it is a bit too sinful to kill innocent little lives in order to help the little brother guard the territory.

God has the virtue of good life.

Holding such a belief, Du Ling chose a high branch to fall on, and tilted his head shamelessly to watch.

Needless to say, being condescending means that you can see clearly. Du Ling analyzed the battle situation quite leisurely: Although the absolute number of the cat army is greater than that of the dog army, and there is a tall commander who teaches them to cooperate, but the fat and strong dogs are the main ones. The Dog Legion can still gain the upper hand with one against three, relying on strength.

The little brother fights against the east wind and overwhelms the west wind, but the general is on the opposite side, the tabby looks like a wild cat leader from a small street, with well-proportioned and powerful limbs, and when fighting, he is as fierce and flexible as a little leopard, eating dog food for a long time Although the big Erha is more than twice the size of others, but he is full of fat and is not an opponent at all.

"Stupid to the left! Be careful that it will trip you! Don't let it go up the tree and fight in the air, you have no advantage~ Yes, let's kill that three flower first—" The parrot uncle who was watching happily shook his feather crown, and Started to provide off-site technical guidance.

With the addition of that mean tone and high-altitude vision, the fierce tabby cat's threatening tactics immediately became worthless.

"Oh, you are afraid that it will pick your eyes, won't you kick it upside down and kick it with your hind legs! Kick it and kick it!" Erha was very obedient and became more courageous in the battle, and Du Ling also showed his true colors happily.

The clumsy tabby cat couldn't stand it after several tricks, and howled at the old man on the tree: dead bird!Shut up! !

If you don’t know how to watch the battle, you are a real gentleman, if you have the guts, come down and let Grandpa Cat eat you!

After being scolded like this, Du Ling really shut up.

three seconds.

After all, no matter how big your lung capacity is, you still have to take a break to catch your breath.

Then he stated the facts earnestly and reasoned: "Unfortunately, you haven't eaten your grandpa bird yet, so I will continue to say, little cat, you have to understand a truth. Everyone is a different species. As for us birds, we have always been A true gentleman who uses his mouth but doesn’t use his hands, his voice is our weapon, we all rely on one mouth to fall in love, occupy a territory, and so on, so how can you ask me to shut up?"

In other words: Young Master, I am so quick-spoken, I have the guts for you to fly up and hit me~

Amidst the chirping Kanye flattery of the little gray magpies, Du Ling happily flapped his wings and changed to a tree and squatted, easily dodging the little black cat who climbed up and wanted to sneak up.

"But since you've begged me so sincerely, I'll just say the last sentence for Da Niao Da Dao—a good opportunity, Xiao Tian, ​​hurry up!"

So the tabby, who he said was dizzy and cry, was thrown down like this.

... I don't think there is anything wrong with crushing a wild cat with human IQ. Our bird master is such a candid guy.

The boss was thrown down, and the remaining younger brothers didn't have the courage to continue to resist, and surrendered one after another.They should really be thankful that the boss in this area is Du Ling, who is mean-spirited and kind-hearted. Those disgraced remnants and defeated generals were all locked inside and watched in prison.

Seeing that the wealth and life of the younger brothers who followed him through life and death (?) were in the hands of his opponents, Hu Ban couldn't hold back, and soon confessed under Du Ling's interrogation.

After listening to Tiger Ban's narration, only a row of dots remained in Du Ling's mind.

To say that this conflict is really not what he imagined, looking for gaps to cause trouble and grab territory, let alone some mutant beasts.

If you have to talk about cause and effect, this is completely a sin created by human brains.