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"Ugh..."

My head hurts, my hands and feet hurt, and almost every bone in my body doesn't hurt.

Du Ling clutched his head and struggled to get up, then limply fell back to the ground, his eyes went black for a while.

Damn it, no wonder Taoist priests used it to make alchemy to fool the emperor since ancient times. Eating this nonsense stuff by yourself is simply a joke with life!

He raised his hand and pressed his temple, vowing that he would never drink again in his life—at least he would not get so drunk, what is all this... Eh?

Wait, hand? ! !

With wide eyes full of tears, Du Ling didn't care about mourning his throbbing muscles all over his body and his IQ washed away by alcohol, and hastily put his hands in front of his eyes——

It’s a bit too close, it’s black—well, it’s indeed a pair of hands, white and tender, with five distinct fingers, each of which can bend and swing flexibly, instead of a pair of furry wings or iron gray with only two fingers on the front and back bird claw.

Am I becoming a human?

This turns back into a human? ? ?

The surprise came too fast, and Du Ling, who couldn't believe it, touched his body to make sure, and raised his head to find someone to verify.

At a glance, he saw Xiao Li with a blank expression and a pair of phoenix eyes looking straight at him.

"Look, little pear, have I turned into a human—?!" He wanted to jump up and pounce, but he was still weak and limp. The most important thing was that he hadn't walked like a human for a long time, so he lost his sense of balance When his legs tripped, the whole person fell forward.

Seeing that he was about to fall into the mud, he was finally picked up at the critical moment.

Hugging Du Ling in his arms, Xiao Li's face, which had recovered from the alcohol with great difficulty, began to turn crimson again.

He hugged his friend who was thinner and cuter than he imagined, and the most important thing was that he was completely naked without any covering, and he didn't even know where his eyes were going to fall.

"Yes." He managed to squeeze out a hoarse and short syllable.

Du Ling in human form is a very beautiful young man, very similar to the image that Xiao Li sketched in his mind based on a small picture on a certain ID card, but younger, probably influenced by the body of the monster race, He has a youthful and ignorant face that reveals a faint sense of charm: a pair of big black and white eyes mistly reflect his figure, and his soft lips, which are not a little red because of alcohol, are breathing hot air, almost sticking to him face.

Xiao Li knew that his focus was very problematic, he should avoid it, instead of keeping all the secrets of his friends firmly in his heart, but with just one glance, the image was lingering in his mind. The other party's fair and beautiful body with well-proportioned bones, round shoulders and somewhat slender but slender and perfectly proportioned limbs can be seen all the way, and there is even a voice that keeps tempting him to continue.

In the end, Xiao Li raised his head slightly with the willpower to shatter the void with his sword, and fixed his gaze firmly on a certain upward void.

Du Ling was so dizzy, but he thought he was very logical and witty, and he still refused to let him go. With his whole body nestled in his arms, he grabbed the back of Xiao Li's head with both hands and pulled it down. He even spoiled the juvenile's Qingyue voice and shouted in a mess: "Don't look up, is it that the figure of the master is too bad to see? Hey, Xiao Lizi, don't move, the master is very empty now, use me as a mirror to look at your eyes—" —”

At this time, Zhang Jing had just finished serving the cat owner and planned to come back to steal some clean dishes to fill her stomach. When she bumped into this scene, she was dumbfounded for a moment: Chachacha—the naked and beautiful boy took the initiative to throw himself into his arms and kiss the handsome and indifferent young man? !

This picture is so filthy that you can't see it, you have to give it a thumbs up to show your innocence!

Do you want to continue to sit still? Master, you are really a god!

Then she covered her big face with only a pair of eyes exposed, and quietly backed away with her waist down. By the way, she gestured for a group of silly goblins who had eaten their bellies: "The wind is blowing, hurry up and clear the place, and leave the place for the naughty ones." Bo's master is doing business.

I hope the two elders must understand her painstaking efforts~

However, behind the figure of Zhang Jing dragging the cat and the bird to leave in a hurry, adulterous feelings are strong in her heart, and the couple who are about to achieve good things through drinking have not developed as imagined.

First, after Du Ling held Xiao Li's handsome face and looked at each other affectionately for a moment, he didn't offer a kiss as affectionately and fascinated as planned in the script. Instead, he let out a scream: "I slapped this non-mainstream hairstyle Who is the sissy face of tm!!?" I really thought about the face of a fairy, and then he used his eyes as a mirror in Duling Sparta - he was resolute, handsome, deep and full of masculinity What about the majestic face? !

Well, maybe it’s not as strong and clear as before, and now this facial features does look a bit like his second-year middle school, but it shouldn’t be like this. Thin eyebrows, round eyes, round eyes, and pointed chin, looking like a Two -Dimensional ran out like underage, right?

And it's okay to be rosy in the face, but why is the hair all white and there are a few strands of yellow hair dyed in the middle? ?It is simply a non-mainstream style in the rebellious period. Fortunately, it looks soft and honest. If it blows up, it will be the leader in the Shamat world.

Just as Du Ling thought about it, he saw a slight change in the image of himself reflected in Xiao Li's dark eyes. Those strands of bright yellow hair really stood up?

The tender yellow "chrysanthemum petals" swayed tremblingly in the wind, looking dull.

Damn, isn't this a monster now—! ? ?

Wait, it seems that it is a monster... so it is here? ! !

The surprise of a blind cat hitting a dead mouse and being lucky enough to turn back into a human turned into fright in an instant. His young heart was traumatized and he finally realized that he was a monster now. Standing up, the ankle sprained weakly, and fell back to its original position heavily.

"Don't panic, you are compulsively transforming under the influence of medicine, it is normal for some body instincts to be difficult to control," Xiao Li pressed his shoulders hard, his voice was slightly hoarse as if he was trying to suppress something, and he tried his best to speak softly Comforting: "Calm down first."

After he finished speaking, he turned his head slightly, muttered "See no evil" and began to unbutton the long practice coat on his body. In any case, Du Ling couldn't continue to be naked like this.

"……Oh."

As soon as he stopped, Du Ling, who started to get a headache again, nodded in a daze. With Xiao Li's assurance, he was finally relieved a little, but his mind was still messed up, and he wanted to laugh at the sky for a while because he really was a genius. After a while, I worried that the pain all over my body would be the sequelae of the elixir that could not be cured.

In any case, he finally returned to his human form. After clenching his fists a few times, Du Ling let out a sigh of relief. He felt that he had almost regained his composure after getting out of the alcohol control, so he carefully studied his body.

Tsk tsk, this whole body is so white that you can't even find a pore. It really is a white-haired parrot. I wasn't this color back then... Well, but the little brother in the crotch is still familiar with the formula, although It’s not majestic enough, but at least it looks good, especially after being a penisless bird for so long, it’s really a tearful sight to meet again, and I’ve been with it for so many years, if it really changes, I guess my god-like full-level left hand can’t agree.

Du Ling just looked at himself like this, while running the train with his mind wandering. After a while of smirking, he began to look at his former owner from a new, human perspective, and found that he was taking off his coat and was about to put it on himself. Phi, revealing the beautiful figure that looks thin and fleshy when undressed and the body wrapped in the thin fabric of the training pants...

"Ah, Xiaolizi, you have a reaction here." He said very calmly.

The humanoid Du Ling locked himself in his alchemy room very calmly.

He needs silence.

Cough, the shocking picture that a certain god will also ○ overwhelm the deepest part for the time being, let’s deal with all kinds of neglected problems since rebirth, after finally regaining my normal human-sized brain, I must slowly clear those things one by one Break things apart and sort them out.

I have also analyzed it with Xiao Li before, the reason why he can be reborn is probably the struggle of the artifact fragment (Taoyuan space) not wanting to be wiped out, but why he turned into a parrot and did not return to his body is a suspicious point, you must know No coincidence, really just an accident?

Xiao Li respected his reluctance to talk about it at the time and put the matter aside for now, but Du Ling had to face this doubt at this time.

Because of this 'accidental' face obtained after accidental transformation.

Du Ling solemnly put the materials of Transformation Pill that he had finally written into a sandalwood box, and then sat upright in front of a big mirror, carefully studying his current shape.

Although he said when he was drunk that the face he saw in Xiao Li's eyes was a sissy boy and he didn't know him at all, but speaking from his conscience...it could barely be regarded as his own face, which belonged to human beings' The only difference in Du Ling's youthful face was the decolorized milky-white skin, which especially magnified the exquisite baby face trait he hated most back then.

He even had a pair of sweet dimples when he smiled, so he squeezed the corners of his mouth even tighter when facing the mirror.

When his parents were still alive, he used to be an aunt and eight aunts. Neighbors in the neighborhood liked to touch and pinch and praise that the child is really good-looking, but what's the use of that?What should be lost is still lost. People who are waiting to suck blood and eat meat first will not be soft because you are cute. On the contrary, they will think that this child looks stupid and is definitely easy to bully.

Thinking back to the only time he participated in the class reunion later, he received such negative comments as "It's a pity that he has grown disabled", Du Ling let out a cold snort of disdain.

What's broken, cute and soft, is that a good word to describe a man?Lord, this is masculinity and mature charm!The wildness and roughness that can only be possessed after half a year of moving bricks on the construction site! !

As for now...

... Heh, it's hard to face such a face that hasn't lost the baby's fat. That guy Xiao Li is indeed a pervert who won't let go of a parrot, a beast in capital letters!

The pure dual-cultivation relationship that is not contaminated with worldly sensuality, what kind of big-tailed wolf is it, hahaha.

He hated this face that looked like a weak chicken, which reminded him of the most incompetent and useless weak man Shi Guang, so Du Ling couldn't help venting his anger. Rubbing around for too long, the precondition that it is understandable to trigger a physiological reaction was naturally ignored by him who was angry and vowed to carry out the criticism to the end.

It took a while to verbalize and criticize, and finally vented enough. Du Ling put the matter aside, and continued to think about how he came to be like this: He always thought that since he used this Kanye to commit crimes, he would pay him If the shell is transformed successfully, it should be a strange face (maybe it looks like a bird), or it should be a 100% man-made face in the mirror that he was most familiar with in his previous life, right?

What the hell is giving him such a weird goblin look now!

He doesn't think that his soul and body are really integrated so well that he can knead such a feminine and enchanting "self".Du Ling is very aware of the incongruity between his human three souls and seven souls and the remains of the monster race—otherwise, it would be extremely difficult to call up the spirit energy every time, and spells are even more timeless, not to mention that the demon core is even more difficult. With a layer of 'fog' that gets in the way?

After thinking so much, but with too little experience to find a suitable answer, Du Ling could only tag it #想见有恶解# to see the effect later, and concentrate on worrying about whether there is room for redress——When he was a human being, he You can tan yourself, plus you don’t have enough food and clothing during the hardest days, and you can quickly turn into a rough guy in your part-time job and physical strength... But now how to deal with this pure-blooded true little goblin?

He remembers that monsters will reflect their essence in the form of monsters, and the coquettish (coquettish) sentiment (qi) that can't be erased from the corners of his eyes and brows...

md must be the fault of Kanye's bird scum!

Du Ling conveniently pushed the problem of temperament to the former owner of the body who had been knocked out of his wits by the thunderbolt, together with all his previous mentally retarded behaviors of arrears of IQ.

Don't care about the past and the future?Poor-mouthed and mean-spirited? ?The inexplicable trust of the Heavenly Emperor set up by Xiao Li, the great villain reserve at the end of the immortal cultivating style, can't tell the whole story? ?

?

These must all be caused by the fact that the brain was only as big as a chestnut when I was a parrot, don't blame him!

He just needs to continue to enjoy the benefits of being an open-minded and simple person (←_← he made some introspection on the behavior style of the previous days (?), but Du Ling, who was determined not to repent, shrugged and looked tenderly in the mirror. The self who got out of the water rolled his eyes: It is really impossible to temper the body again to change the appearance when the baby becomes a baby, anyway, at least you can't keep this barely 1.7 meters tall for the New Year, right?

But Du Jie seems to need the escort of a silent and perverted "gentleman". That guy is also a bird lover and a pedophile. Will he do anything?

Today, Master Bird, who is also very imaginative, pretended to be stroking his non-existent beard. Seeing in the mirror that disobedient little yellow hair on his head, he secretly raised and trembled, and quickly rolled his eyes and pressed it down.

In fact, compared to thinking about the origin of the face and the meaning behind the whole rebirth, the most urgent thing now is the demon pill that seems to have melted into all limbs and bones.Du Ling could vaguely feel that it was actually still there, but the long-term accumulated spiritual power was stimulated by the medicinal properties to catalyze the transformation of the form, so it seemed to "disappear", and the meridians were also very dry.

Du Ling suddenly clenched his fist and slammed it against the wall—his hand hurts, but the wall is fine.

Very good, even the strange power has temporarily disappeared.

He had a vague feeling: after all these monster powers were consumed, he would turn back into a parrot again.As for whether it is possible to practice in the human form, if it follows the orthodox practice of the Lingtian sect to draw qi into the body and run around the sky, it is still unknown whether there will be an "extra" set of dantian qi seas in the style of human cultivation.

Does this count as changing from a refined bird back to a mortal?

Oh no, I also left him some aura slag so that he can continue to order amulets and so on.

Du Ling hooked his lips in a self-deprecating way, and squeezed the soft flesh on his arm. Now it is impossible for him to use the strength-type lore tenth-level wild ball fist in his previous life. Sure enough, the strange power comes from real monster power.

Not only himself, the end of the world where monsters are rampant is the end of the world when monsters go crazy, so those so-called "mutants" and "evolved races" in the previous life may also... Humans who swallowed monster pills to improve their own strength, really still maintain With a purely human component?

Even after the lightning strike last time, he was still... Du Ling shuddered, thinking that sometimes he should be a happy and silly bird who doesn't care about his mind, and don't use his brains to be subtle.

It was just such a recollection that he finally remembered the cruelty of the doomsday that had only been emphasized mechanically since his rebirth, but gradually faded away.No matter what the truth is, the most important thing is to increase your strength—no matter how difficult your spells are, and cultivation is imminent, being a "supernatural person" is better than an ordinary person's ability to protect yourself, but I don't know how long it will take to enrich the inner palace , is it possible to afford the consumption of being a human being?

Or refine a small blue medicine that can replenish cultivation?Du Ling repeatedly considered the skill points he possessed in the field of self-cultivation, and secretly planned.

Although he had shown open-mindedness and optimism before, it was all from Ah Q. He set a lower limit for himself, and he could feel happy if he could live above the standard.

But if there is a chance to change, whoever can be a human really wants to be a bird with insufficient brain capacity.

Du Ling, who can hold a pen and write and eat with chopsticks again, misses this feeling very much. Although he is still a little unaccustomed to opening his arms, it is impossible to rise against the wind, and he will only be called an idiot, but life must have a choice.

Maybe one day he will be able to switch freely.

Of course, to verify the various problems of Huaxing Pill, you can't be foolish and bold to use yourself as a test product. Anyway, it has been confirmed that the elixir is non-toxic and can't kill demons.

He took out a jade-colored porcelain vase from the space, poured out a few grains of golden light and introverted illusion pills, and took a look. Du Ling showed a slightly painful expression on his face.

Hey, this first furnace is good in appearance and quality, of course, I am a bit reluctant to use the materials, and I may not have enough for myself, why don't I buy some medicinal materials and refine it again?

After pondering for a while, Du Ling felt that it was boring to dig and search like this, so he put the medicine bottle away again, and ordered himself not to waste any more time, and quickly faced another important problem.

——How to deal with the relationship with Xiao Li.

This Du Ling really has a headache. No matter how he jokes, he actually understands that whether he kissed the parrot's beak in order to borrow his spiritual energy, or whether he reacted because his brain was drunk by alcohol, Xiao Li himself is not that mean.

No matter how cold the appearance of that idiot, he is still a pure mountain boy in his heart. He probably doesn't even understand men and men.

... Du Ling recalled the rare panicked and embarrassing face of the fairy face at that time, the face of melting ice and snow like a spring peach, and the ridiculous back that fled without saying a word at the end, and couldn't help laughing.

Of course he knew that Xiao Li was completely unconscious.

But I can also feel that the other party probably has the most basic affection for him. Unfortunately, this affection is too vague, making Du Ling unable to determine whether it is pointing to his own essence, or a warm pet that can relieve the other party's emptiness.

And the further frightening realization is that he himself has really fallen into it.

When I was a bird, I kind of wanted to take advantage of the starting point of serious "double cultivation" to take advantage of the trend to do something unserious, at least to firmly grasp Xiao Li, who can rest assured that I can entrust my back, but it also restores the human body and restores the body along the way. After experiencing the real emotions and desires, Du Ling clearly realized that he was hopeless: no matter whether it was kissing or discovering the other party's reaction, he didn't feel disgusted, and even a little bit delayed the innocent male god. A touch of pride in the water.

This is a bit bad.

Although he has always thought that Xiao Li is a good-looking person, with a decent, gentle and considerate personality, and also has the attributes of a retro confession angel. It would be great to walk with his best friend and brother for a lifetime, but do you really want to fall in love with him?

Let’s not talk about whether His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, who is straight and straight, is an unconscious deep cabinet like himself, just say that love itself feels unreliable... For example, now, there is a heaven with unknown positions, and an unfathomable way of heaven There is also the end of the world that I don't know if it will come. There are so many malicious people in the world who are ready to smear people's faces at any time, but I am always entangled in relationship issues.

Du Ling held his forehead, feeling that he really needed to be quiet.

At this time, there were several hesitant knocks on the door. After waiting for a while without getting a response, the person who came had the courage to call the door directly: "Master, are you there? Regarding the matter of Master, I hope I can talk to you."

and many more? !

He wasn't calling for this silence just now——

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What is going on now that it fails to pass the review, and I will not revise it after sending it out. Does LJJ have a grudge against the anti-theft QQ, so I can only post it directly with words, and I will post it on April Fool's Day. It is not too suitable for today.

Du Ling: Lord Bird, I am eight feet tall and the bird is 40cm long. Now this is just a little technical problem! !

Audience: Hehe, who is the donkey?

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But changing back to a human form at least regains some IQ, although the smart ones are not obvious ╮(╯▽╰)╭