It's not illegal

No matter how peaceful and good people are, they sometimes want to destroy the world.

For example, when you unfortunately didn't buy a sleeper and had to pack plush toys in an old-fashioned green leather can train, but met a shameless brat.

At this time, Du Ling was nestled in his schoolbag, and the whole bird was so regretful that its intestines were green.

Why do you think he was...so stupid and naive back then?

I think it’s too tiring to fly with the car like the little birds, and I think it’s funny to be consigned like Chuan Jimao. I insist on showing off my small achievements, putting myself in a schoolbag and turning the schoolbag into a bear baby. Let Xiao Li take the car with him!

Just to use the cuteness to neutralize (evil) and (make) the high-cold iceberg aura of the fairy face?

It's just asking for death——

Now Xiao Li is blocked in the back of the seat by a group of bratty, chubby, brave kids who are not afraid of the cold. Four coaxing adults take turns to fight, and they keep saying that you, the bear, are the ones for the kids. What's the matter with the child playing?My baby is so cute, I like your toy because I think highly of you, so the boss is so stingy balabala...

#火久见##It turns out that the three hundred posts of X Ya vs. bear children are really not ass me#

Hearing this, Du Ling's face turned green, and he really wanted to jump out of the bag and fight JP for [-] rounds.

He was so anxious that he was spinning around in the bag, and the hair on his tail was almost bald, and then he remembered that he seemed to have practiced a secret technique that could transmit sound into the ear, so he quickly said: "Xiao Lizi, just say this is for your girlfriend." bought! '

After saying this, think about such a shameless litter, and it is impossible to be scruples about this, and recall the information I checked when I became a baby bear: "Tell them that this is the original import of K&W, 2899 US dollars a piece is equivalent to RMB 1 Wan Duo, touch it and make them lose money if it gets dirty! "

He was so suffocated that he didn't dare to move around. He really hated less when it came to fights. Why didn't he read more of those postings about big fights back then to learn a few tricks!

Du Ling didn't know if his magic had worked, anyway, Xiao Li didn't follow what he taught, so he just stood up and said two words coldly: "Excuse me."

With a sweep of that cold, sword-like gaze, the iceberg's aura is fully activated, even a big monster with a cultivation base of hundreds of years will get knotted in his calf, let alone a mere (shameless) mortal. Dare to howl, Grandma Xiong didn't dare to rely on the old to sell the old and muttered, the family of jp cowardly retracted their criss-cross stretched legs to make way for him.

As soon as he took a step with his long legs, Xiao Li took Du Ling in his schoolbag and escaped from the smog, but walking in the narrow corridor of the carriage, he still attracted people's attention - when people looked at Yushu Linfeng, it looked like the crooked hard-seat carriage. Being out of place is one aspect, and the cute khaki-colored curly bear in his arms is even more eye-catching: round and fluffy, not to mention the big golden rice-colored bow tied around his neck, it is exactly the feel of a little girl, making Xiao Li such an aura The tall and cool man is hugged in his arms, and the cute and cute visual impact is full.

When Master Bird picked this one to cast spells on Taobao photos, it was self-evident what kind of idea was going on in his mind, and he never thought that he would be tricked.

Obviously, the purpose of using cover-ups is to avoid attracting attention... Now the focus is completely wrong!

Not even daring to grab the ground with his head, Du Ling covered his face with his paws in his dark bag, and mourned his lost IQ due to his frequent blunders in the past few days.

Why does it seem that every time he can't help but want to tease Xiao Li and find some trouble, he is always the one who is embarrassed in the end?

The same is true for the box of sanitary napkins. In the end, isn’t it going to be stuffed into the Taoyuan space... Is it really going to be sent to Zhang Jing later?,, Thinking about it, I wish I could dig a hole and bury myself.

#die,whyyoustilltry#

But the brain twitch can't be completely blamed on him, Xiao Li who threw a 1000000 TNT equivalent bomb should at least bear half of the responsibility——

Double repair.

So lewd and so evil, poking the g-spot in an instant can make people think of two words of [-]-character yellow text, just like that, he was spat out by the desolate fairy face, and the targets were limited to him and his two men between!

Niao Ye felt that his cardiovascular system was still working normally, which was already very powerful.

Time went back to the day when he signed the testimony. At that time, he just thought that since he had already gone to the Demon Control Bureau, he might as well take the opportunity to go to the small black market to find some treasures, but Xiao Li thought it was not safe. If something happened, he could not protect him. So Du Ling said that it's a big deal, let's talk to each other with excuses and say who we are with whom~~

Obviously it's just a casual joke!

In the end, he was taken home by Lord Tiandi with a serious face and interviewed.

"Since you also think it is feasible, let's double repair."

With just such a sentence, the pot of asking for double cultivation was straight and straight on Master Bird's head, causing him to be dumbfounded; gif God, how can you be so upright and magnanimous! !

However, even when Xiao Li made such an obscene suggestion, he could maintain an unshakable and aloof attitude. Du Ling was also capitalized, and then smoothly sent out a series of adjectives such as sanctimonious, human face, animal heart, clothes, beast, etc., and exploded into A ball hides on the clothes drying pole on the balcony and refuses to get off.

The two had been confronting each other for more than half an hour, before Xiao Li finally let Master Niao, who swore to defend the safety of his chrysanthemum, understand that in the most orthodox way of Taoism, Shuangxiu was originally not bound to "joint membership".

The most authentic and pure double cultivation is a kind of orthodox method that two monks who trust each other and can entrust each other to the Dantian Neifu jointly comprehend the way of heaven, jointly build a great cycle of spiritual energy, and complement the five elements to supplement their own deficiencies. Think of it as a cauldron, ah ah ah ah!

This misunderstanding is really too big!

The yy stream of comprehension misunderstood me! !

Seeing Xiao Li understand the filth of the word "Shuangxiu" in the mortal population, his face is full of frost. It seems that he is a little angry because he always listens to the settings made up by mortals and misinterprets the true meaning of cultivation. A little embarrassing.

... Well, he was wrong, he is the dirtiest, most pornographic and most popular!

But the pair of dual cultivators is still pure Plato, who are you lying to, you have figured out your mind and entrusted your life to each other, and said "we are just friends", that would make both Superman and Batman laugh--it really can go up to the ascension hand in hand Are they all pure?Jie Lei wouldn't even believe it!

Besides, the part where the two cultivators don’t match their membership is just playing hooligans, no name, no name, no real Taoist couple, tsk tsk tsk... The huge contrast between being Xiao Li as Yangchun Baixue, and himself being full of melon fields and plums deeply hurt his face, and Du Ling has been entangled until now. Did not let go.

But it's better to get a name first than to have no guarantee at all...Wait a minute, where did I go!Bah, bah, no one cares about being famous and having a share with a man!

Du Ling pulled back his thoughts that were so crooked to the horizon, just as he heard Xiao Li unhurriedly introduce the all-age-oriented double cultivation book in his hands, waiting for him to make a decision whether to take this win-win shortcut.

The upright and pure Emperor of Heaven also told him very seriously not to make a decision lightly, and only by sticking to his heart can he pursue the Dao... There are many truths, all of which are sincere, which makes Du Ling feel that he is a small family, not awkward enough to be a man .

Anyway, I'm just a bird now, even if someone is really taken advantage of, it's not me!This vote is done!

Du Ling, who was in a mess with a complicated heart, finally gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, put aside his inexplicable little emotions and agreed.

build!

It can increase combat power and speed up the speed of practice, so why not practice it! !As for what the relationship between double cultivation is, anyway, Xiao Lizi and I are just good friends!friend!friend!

People don’t know about those trains, hahaha——

But even after he became clear-eyed, he still couldn't help but act like a monster with yin and yang.

I just want to stab the fairy face who always maintains an indifferent and gentlemanly face, and want him to be embarrassed and embarrassing... Du Ling himself feels that it is a snake mental attack every time he recovers from the trouble. Could it be that the body of a parrot Can also be assimilated by that petty mind who loves to make trouble?

At the end of his reflection, he couldn't help but shirk his responsibility.

Let's not mention these bloody inner dramas for the time being, in short, Lord Bird now very much hopes to let the past go, and let those stupid things come to an end.

However, the hole dug by oneself has to be filled even while kneeling.

After finding the empty dining car and sitting down again, Xiao Li sighed earnestly to Bird Master in Baby Bear in a low voice: "Is this also the so-called 'every situation in the world'? It is really complicated and changeable and difficult to grasp."

It seems that he still fully believes in Du Ling's nonsense that "this is done to help you practice human relations".

This made Du Ling hesitate for a long time in his schoolbag with uneasy conscience, and finally explained in a very dejected voice: "That's a shameless negative specimen, you must not learn..."

If he meets those bastards, he will definitely want to beat those bastards (whether he can beat it or not is another matter). The problem is that Xiao Li is really self-restraining. He actually left his seat for that family and walked away. Du Ling would bet that he will go back now , the seat must have been stepped on by the stinky feet wearing shoes.

Just because of my inexplicable little hypocrisy, a well-behaved monk can't fly with a sword, but squeezes the train to be bullied... Thinking about it makes me feel even more frustrated.

"And in fact, we can be tougher and teach them a lifelong lesson, otherwise they will definitely make more progress and be more disgusting, or should I draw a circle and curse them for diarrhea?" He felt that as a monster with magic power, he had to help his innocent suffering People find their way back.

However, Xiao Li did not respond to him immediately.

Through a layer of canvas, Du Ling couldn't see Xiao Li's expression, but he expected it to be as cold and calm as ever.

He didn't hear any movement for a while, he thought it was because he was disliked for being too small-minded and caressing about mortals, and just wanted to make up a few words, telling the emperor of heaven not to be too holy a father, a small evil will lead to serious trouble... when he heard the cold Lie's voice sounded again: "It's okay, the family has been corrupted for a long time, and there is a dark cloud over their heads. If you don't need to take punishment, you will have bad luck."

Σ(°△°) is telling the truth! ?

Although it sounds like a curse, but the words of the Heavenly Emperor, who sees through everything, say it straight out. It sounds so deterrent and so refreshing!This translates to "Little Xiami wants to die by himself so that he can leave, hehe." Well, Du Ling suddenly had a completely new impression of Xiao Li at this second——

This is the cycad tree blooming dead brains open ah?

It must be that Zhu Zhechi himself has taught well these days!

Du Ling secretly gave himself 32 likes.

Then I made up my mind that I should be more open-minded... Otherwise, I would not be able to keep up with the evolution of Xiaolizi!

Get off at the halfway station where there is only one booth with air leakage everywhere, and the ticket is separate from the ticket (don’t ask who booked the ticket if it is not in the same car). After Zhang Jing and the others meet, they change long-distance, and finally rent a small broken bread before finally entering The Daqing Mountains where the Lingtian faction is located.

This location was found by Du Ling after searching a lot of satellite maps and real-time photos, and then Xiao Li himself calculated it based on Feng Shui Kanyu. After practicing in that mountain for so many years, he didn't know the way. Du Ling thought it was very intoxicating. I have a new understanding of how isolated Xiao Li was from the world.

The area they chose to enter has ordinary scenery, with mountains and no water, and the surrounding areas are all secondary forest farms that were replanted after the founding of the People's Republic of China. They have never been developed, there are no scenic spots and there are naturally no tourists, but there are many young people who like to travel poorly and evade fares. The local driver also thought they were the kind of donkey friends who were looking for wild forests, so they put them down after mentioning a few words that the road in the mountains is not easy to walk and don't go too deep, which saved a lot of tongue.

After the fellow's car drove away and only a group of insiders (demons) were left, everyone could finally breathe a sigh of relief, but there were still at least dozens of miles of mountain roads to go, and it was also a long and difficult march.

The winged bird spirits don't care much about this distance, and the two cats also said that it is no problem. The only difficulty is Zhang Jing, a pure mortal girl who has not even managed to draw air into her body. She gritted her teeth She said that she would definitely persevere, but Xiao Li, the master, shook her head, took out a light-weight amulet prepared by Du Ling, and stuck it on her back.

"Cough." Du Ling, who finally got rid of his schoolbag and landed on a low branch, snorted when he saw this, to show his existence, "I said that there is no need for Xiao Lizi to be so troublesome, let's fly over, the master has already When you are ready, don’t say that you still don’t know your way when you reach the ground~”

He shook his hair in a strange way, and even flew over with a wink.

That's right, isn't double cultivation just helping each other to gain skills? Even double cultivation is nothing but scum. He has learned first-aid training courses such as mouth-to-mouth breathing and so on. A knowledgeable man like Qian Fan is not afraid!

However, he was fully prepared psychologically, but Xiao Li rejected him very coldly: "No need."

After speaking, he turned around and left, leaving Du Ling staring blankly at his tall and straight back.

...Dare to be affectionate and become a master who wants to be dissatisfied and asks for a kiss?

Who took the initiative to invite to explain the benefits of double cultivation, one, two, three, four, five?Don't beg me if you have the kindness, you charging superman!

Master Bird exploded his lungs again.

However, he still spread his wings and chased after him. It is said that there are so many forests and mountains here that there is an enchantment formation.

And when it was getting late and they finally passed through the protective formation that confuses mortals and entered the range of the Lingtian sect's mountain gate, Du Ling could no longer remember his inexplicable little emotions. Facing the magnificent Qionglou Yuyu, There are only a few lines of bold and capitalized red letters left in his mind to swipe the screen: Damn it, it’s said that several generations have been passed down to successors, and there is no one in the small ruined temple in the deep mountains and old forests! ! ? ?

This nima is simply a battle trench among the local tyrants, the legendary big dog! ! !

If this breaks through the formation and releases the great rivers and mountains of the motherland, there will be more than 960 million——

Then I remembered that there is half of him now in this Baili Qingshan Cave Heavenly Blessed Land!

The poor brothers of the proletariat have finally stood up today! !

The melody of the Internationale rang in his ears, and every feather on Du Ling's body was filled with joy and joy. He had already taken the initiative to regard himself as the master. tall building.

Jumping up and down until the middle of the night, Du Ling settled down all the younger brothers, and was very witty to put some monthly necessities in the embroidery building dedicated to female disciples in advance, and then arranged the only mortal... ...Cough anyway, it doesn't count if you laugh at this kind of thing and don't launch it in person.

Although these palaces left over from the prosperity are protected by the dust-proof spell, and you can move in with your bags when you open the door, in the end Du Ling was too busy to sweat.

In the dead of night, he was tossing and turning in his comfortable nest, unable to sleep with excitement, and he remembered that there was still one thing he could do—he was going to ask his brother and lord Xingshi for a crime: This teacher's family is so luxurious, why didn't he think of using it long ago.

To actually pretend to be poor and take him to squeeze into the dilapidated rented house with a leaky roof, it's really despicable!

Although the Lingtian faction has a lot of real estate, the main hall for discussing Hongdao is not inhabited. The monks in the sect live in the peak abode surrounded by spiritual energy. Ready to take over as the head, Du Ling and Xiao Li naturally lived in the main peak together, but Du Ling chose the alchemy pavilion where he was more talented, while Xiao Li still lived in the sword pavilion where he grew up.

From the name, we can see the differences in the personalities of the ancestors in the past, but this is gossip and will not be mentioned for the time being.

What I want to say is that after Du Ling inspected the industry with satisfaction all the way to Jiange, he didn't find the right person where he should be.

There is no quiet room on the bed, and there is no futon. Is this because I went out to surf at night?

The small radar on Master Bird's head stood up.

Heh heh~ The true colors of my territory are revealed~

However, if Du Ling, who was flying out excitedly, really wanted to catch the traitor, then he could only be disappointed, because after leaving the Jiange, the tall and straight figure stained with a layer of frost by the moonlight in the empty martial arts arena full of sword marks was still very strange. Marked.

It turned out to be a literary youth who couldn't sleep at night to look at the stars and the moon. Master Bird slapped his mouth and put away his messy thoughts. He felt that the scene of beauties matching each other this month was very classic, and he had to cooperate. Started up a conversation: "The long night of sleepless nights, I thought I was the only one who couldn't fall asleep, but I didn't expect you, Xiao Lizi, to be unable to sleep too! Why, is it exciting to revisit the old place?"

Shaking his head and reciting a line from Supreme Treasure, Du Ling drew a circle in the air, and winked as he fell towards Xiao Li's direction: "There is such a big and good place in the house, you didn't say it earlier..."

Turning around to see Xiao Li's appearance clearly, his oily voice suddenly weakened and finally disappeared.

The appearance of the fairy face at this time does not seem to be happy to finally return to the hometown where he has lived for hundreds of years. On the contrary, the warmth and popularity that he and Du Ling had so easily acquired after they started living together have dissipated again. It is as picturesque as a dragon and a phoenix, but it has changed back to the original statue that is full of immortality and dignified but does not contain half of human emotion.

The whole person looks colder than the moonlight in the cold night.

Du Ling hesitated and flapped his wings in mid-air, not knowing whether he should go or continue to bite the bullet and land.

It wasn't until Xiao Li finally came to his senses and noticed his coming, and nodded slightly to him with his eyes flashing, that Du Ling heaved a sigh of relief, folded his wings and landed on the broad shoulders.

After hesitating for a while, he still lightly pecked the opponent's ear pinna which was blown cold by the mountain peak with his beak.

Tell me what you are unhappy about, so I can make you happy.

The author has something to say:

Master Bird (explosion): Shuangxiu's non-compliance is all hooliganism! !To say that they are pure is not to say that they have to touch each other's bodies with their mouths and mouths - Xiao Lizi, tell me!What are you at ease!

You say you say it! !