It's not illegal

Want to cultivate immortality?

Want to control your own destiny?

Do you want to escape from the mundane world and live forever?

How a mortal who has seen the power of various magic spells of gods and monsters would answer can be understood by thinking about it with Bird Master's short tail hair.

Anyway, Zhang Jing nodded frankly, and she didn't hide her ambitions, and she would risk her life to get involved, wasn't it because she didn't want to be a mortal at the mercy of others?Instead of living in a daze and continuing to drift with the tide as before and burn to ashes after decades, she might as well take a gamble.

What's more, Eunuch Ya has already become a spirit, and if she continues to be a mortal, won't she not even be able to keep her own cat!Looking down at the beautiful mandarin duck eyes that were staring at her heartily, Zhang Jing's heart suddenly burned.

With determination, the chosen guide also took the initiative to speak, and in the end there was only one question left——

"Can I?" Zhang Jing swallowed nervously. She occasionally read a few essays on cultivation, all of which focused on spirituality. Those who don't have it are destined not to be able to embark on the immortal journey for the rest of their lives.

Thinking back to the time when I grew up, I didn't seem to have any supernatural powers, and I didn't even see a ghost. An ordinary urban white-collar worker waited for the fate to judge with cold hands and feet.

"Of course." Xiao Li threw out a word very firmly.

All spiritual beings in this world can practice, but the strengths and weaknesses of the heart and the different opportunities of each person will affect the speed of cultivation, and many people may achieve nothing in their entire lives.

In practicing the righteous way, there are only those who can't do well and can't go far, but there is no one who can't enter the door.And the current situation of this mortal is that even if she can't get in at all, getting a title will make her situation better.

"You are predestined for this way after suffering such a catastrophe. Would you like to worship under my Lingtian sect to practice?"

He has said so much, what else can others say?

Comrade Wang from the relevant department didn't take it seriously, so he had to stop and congratulate, but Zhang Jing was overjoyed, and didn't care that the master was chilling all over, and even said the invitation seemed to be a threat. He lowered his head and wanted to worship—but he was stopped by Xiao Li. To worship a teacher, he had to go back to the teacher's door and open an altar to offer incense. Now let's deal with the immediate matter first.

The current matter naturally refers to the old jackal who was shot down by the bird missile and has not yet woken up.

The result of the awakening was a failure. There had been no surprises until now, and the overall smooth tracing process came to an end.The jackal spirit who was finally awakened opened his eyes, showing a cloudy, irrational, crazy blood.

With the devilish energy in his head, Feng Laozheng is really crazy now.

Facing a crazy monster that can only howl and try to bite, and can't even speak human words, Xiao Li and the others are helpless. In the end, Wang Huo stood up and persuaded everyone to let him bring the criminal to justice. Look at the Monster Management Bureau Is there any means of interrogation? Even if it is true that some high-level people in the bureau are engaged in a big conspiracy, they will always show some flaws if they want to smooth this matter.

It's not a solution for him to lure the snake out of the hole. The others all voted for it after thinking about it, and then the action was over, and everyone went back to their respective homes. aftermath.

Wang Huo said that in such a situation, the bureau will allocate budget for a ritual ceremony. Although the skin and bones were peeled to generate resentment, and they were used as materials for refining demon seeds, those poor elephant demons who had just opened their minds had already lost their souls, and they did not Know who the Buddha's name is read to.

It was agreed to contact each other again when there was news, and the two sides said goodbye.Wang Huo flew back to the game with the jackal that was stunned again, and Xiao Li and the others just happened to stop a taxi.

The driver ridiculed him, "Little couples are interesting~ I brought so many cats with me on a date." After getting off the car, the two groups quickly separated in embarrassment.Xiao Li told Zhang Jing to deal with the mundane affairs first before thinking about cultivation. Anyway, he and Du Ling live in this community, and they won't leave for a while.

In this way, there are two more paths, and finally there is only one fairy and one bird left. Only then did Xiao Li have the opportunity to care about his companion who suddenly became very silent.

"Du Ling?"

Seeing the parrot squatting there in a daze with its head drooping, Xiao Li felt that the parrot was not in the right mood, it seemed... not very happy?

Startled by his sudden utterance, Du Ling reflexively fluttered and regained his footing, then raised his eyes to look at Lord Tiandi, who still had the standard expression of the flower of the high mountains, raised his eyelids and opened his mouth in a strange way Li: "Hmph, it's fate, it's fate, it's fate, you and I are fate~ Why didn't I know that you, Xiao Lizi, are good at picking up girls~"

Ha ha, handsome master, handsome disciple, heh heh, that Li Xia of Gua Tian.

Sanctimonious, bah!

"Such a proactive, salivating and unreserved interest in sex, have you ever considered that I will be single for a long time, your buddy?"

Fan Xin wants to get out of the single?There is no humanity in the opposite sex!Du Ling muttered very unhappy, although he didn't know what he was unhappy about, could it be because Xiao Li took the initiative to accept Zhang Jing as the successor of the sect and did not mention him?But if Xiao Li is really regarded as his master, he is still not happy... He is obviously the number one younger brother he has taken in!

In fact, he didn't really think that Xiao Li could take a fancy to Zhang Jing, but he just didn't like it.

Well, it must be because the younger brother wanted to form a clique and fight for independence without first asking the boss what he meant. Is this a rebellion?Relying on the practice of exploiting others by mouth to mouth to pretend to be coercive, deceiving the beautiful little girl to be stunned and so on, scum...not fairy scum, it must be exposed!

Xiao Li couldn't laugh or cry when he was shaken by the awkward and sour words, he didn't pay attention to the difference between men and women at all, and only regarded Zhang Jing as a student candidate who would come to his door at the right time and place.

"I accepted the disciple only because Renxiu is too weak to act, so he is also your nephew after all, so don't make such a joke."

"...How did you become my nephew??" Master Niao was very wronged, he was hit by -999 critically by this tone of 'don't make trouble for no reason', and the BGM of the boss's bloody rampage echoed in his head.

First of all, he has to figure out a serious question: "When did you send me, Master?!"

"Isn't it?" Faced with his frantic questioning, Xiao Li just raised his eyebrows lightly, and calmly asked back.

Just as Du Ling wanted to yell out, of course he had never heard of it before, when he thought of the things he had learned all the time, he instantly lost consciousness——

I just said, how can you not be nervous when you come up with so many cheats, the relationship should be cut first and played later? !As expected, the flower of the high mountain is full of black scheming treasures, and it's too early to start this trick!

There is a bit of a painful feeling of signing a lifelong contract for no reason. Anyway, the one who is in debt now is the uncle and the rogue can be God. The parrot uncle shook his heart and shook his head and hair like a coquettish neck: " If I really don’t want to join the Lingtian sect, what do you want, young master? Make me abolish my cultivation and start over again?”

"..."

"Say it? What are you going to do?" Du Ling was able to choke Xiao Li even more, and his attitude was even more arrogant, but the tender yellow hair on the back of the head was swaying happily, telling the world, he My heart is already overwhelmed.

Hey, the initiative is so tricky, even the unreasonable troubles are recognized yooooo~

"I should be the one who abolished my cultivation as an apology and sued my ancestors."

What? ?

Wait, did you use the wrong word for the subject?Du Ling saw that he had a serious face, and he couldn't care less about talking nonsense: "I said, Xiao Lizi, you can't do it, what does it matter to you that I don't want to be a teacher? If you want to abolish, you should also abolish me!" Let the Lord not pursue it, you, a sword fairy who has been mixed up in the heavens, actually want to abolish your cultivation for such a shit, even if it is a joke, it is too serious... um, is it a joke?

Unexpectedly, Xiao Lizhen shook his head slightly, and said seriously: "It is my decision to choose to reveal the secret of the sect, and you don't need to blame yourself if you don't learn from the teacher."

"STOP—who said he didn't want to!" Seeing that he was more and more condescending as if he was bullying others, Du Ling hurriedly interrupted him with a wave of his wings.

Seeing that Xiao Li still looked serious, he also had a bit of a headache: "I just made a hypothesis, an if, just kidding, don't think I'm such a rascal, okay? I've learned everything, of course I'm a member of the Lingtian sect One of them. But let me tell you, Xiao Lizi, let me say yes first, I won’t call you a senior brother.” He still doesn’t understand the trick of accepting apprentices on behalf of a teacher, so he doesn’t want to play with Xiao Senior Brother Xiao Junior Brother, listen It's silly and sweet.

But since Xiao Li is so reluctant to part with him as a genius, then he will reluctantly join in, so as to strengthen the momentum of the Lingtian faction.

But how can two elders and one apprentice be enough?How shabby, my younger brother who had such a foresight before is not supposed to come in handy now—Master Bird’s eyeballs are rolling and his tail is cocked proudly, his thoughts become faster than turning the pages of a book, and he has no memory of what he was doing just now gas.

[Strike out] I feel as if I accidentally ate a piece of vinegar and spilled it, it must be an illusion[/must be crossed out]

Especially after Xiao Li heard the words, a moment of confusion flashed across Du Ling's face, Du Ling felt that his small thoughts were exposed, and he really felt a little hot and wanted to hide under his wings.Fortunately, before turning into a bird with a shrunken head, he had an idea, remembered that his face was covered with hair now and could not see whether it was red or purple, so he barely stopped the car.

Pretending to be nothing, he shook his half-lifted left wing, trimmed his feathers, and turned into a bright, beautiful, wise, wise and good parrot again.

After shaking his head and shaking his tail thinking he was calm, Du Ling felt that he could speak seriously after regaining his dignity: "You said before that it is very reasonable for you to be weak and inconvenient to do things. We do owe manpower, but after so many years of continuous science education, you It is very difficult to find the right person to be an apprentice among mortals."

Go straight to the road and grab someone casually to ask the big brother/big sister if they are immortals?If they don't treat you as a remnant of a cult and turn you to the police station to tell the truth, they will also let you go to the hospital for a look.So it's rare to meet a mortal who is determined, courageous and not bad in character, so it's understandable that Xiao Li would be eager to join his family.

As soon as his mind turned around, Du Ling recalled how he complained about how the Emperor of Heaven flew over the madhouse... Suddenly he no longer envied Zhang Jing for having this opportunity, a fool must have a fool.

Regardless of the country's policy propaganda, the most important thing is that the words are unfounded. The biggest difficulty is that Xiao Li's own cultivation is blocked and he cannot use spells.How about just relying on your face to conquer a group of fans?After briefly fantasizing about face-to-face teaching for only 999 for an hour, Du Ling immediately vetoed it with a shiver. How could he let the high-cold male god follow the most vulgar girl stamp collecting route?

He finally sighed heavily: "...It's not convincing at all!"

unless--

Du Ling thought of the mouth-to-mouth trick of borrowing spiritual energy before, and glanced at Xiao Li a little dodgingly, thinking that no matter how clear and upright he looked, it would make people unable to hold evil thoughts.

"Anyway...you definitely don't plan to have that, hehehe, disciple, right?"

Although he couldn't understand the joke, his winking tone was so vivid that Xiao Liwei reacted in a daze.

He shook his head silently, his face darkened and his eyes serious.

The way of dual cultivation is extremely testing of mind, how can it allow such distorted speculation!Sure enough, I still have to find an opportunity to clarify with Du Ling as soon as possible...

Being stared at coldly by him, Du Ling turned his head away with a dry laugh, and felt that he shouldn't think so badly of a decent person like Xiao Li, "Haha, it's fine, of course, I always believe you, right?" A random person... so Bingxue is as smart as me, and came up with a brilliant idea!"

He tossed out an idea that had been brewing for a long time, and used boastfulness to cover up his little guilty conscience, "Since the Lingtian sect, who is neither human nor demon like me, can tolerate it, why don't you just take in some little demons who have just opened their minds?" What? There is no one to teach!” Anyway, we just need more horsemen.

"If you dislike being a monster, you can put it under my name and count it as a registered disciple. First, use the Demon Management Bureau to buy the basic textbooks of demon cultivation to get them started. After you have a little cultivation, you can learn spells, and then choose from the inventory accumulated by our master. Isn’t it very suitable to teach?” Now that you can find a bunch of refined animals and plants, and the Demon Control Bureau is letting them fend for themselves, why don’t you also pick up some bargains on your own side.

"Nowadays, animals are living a very difficult life. It may be a merit for us to provide multiple ways to travel. It doesn't matter if they don't want to. Anyway, we can't talk about it and it won't make a fuss. Everyone knows. And wait If the goblin worships you, then it's not a monster but a fairy beast, haha..." The more he talked, the more complacent Bird Master finally played a joke.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Li actually realized the truth from his joke.

"Teaching without discrimination..." Repeating these words softly, Xiao Li's deep pool-like black eyes suddenly became turbulent, and then slowly condensed into a kind of enlightenment, even his demeanor seemed to be changed. There is even a hint of brilliance descending from the sky.

He stood up solemnly and bowed to Du Ling to thank him: "Thank you for your one-word teacher."

——What happened to Wucao just now? ?

Why do you feel that the eyes seem to be dazzled, as if there are live 3D special effects? ?

Whatever I say, I can make you directly enlightened by the Emperor of Heaven——

Du Ling blinked his eyes, and realized that this person's level is different from another person's. He obviously just wanted to find an excuse to recruit a few more powerful boys for himself!

As a result, his mouth broke when he was bald, and there was no reason for it. Master Bird felt that he was really confused.

Are you going to do it all over again?

Don't rush to say thank you, why don't you take me to fly with you if you're so tired?