It's not illegal

Tabby may really have been a pig in a previous life.

When Du Ling reminded it not to be discovered by human beings, he swore that we are the most free and noble wild cats so that we will not hang out with slaves. In the end, just a few packets of Miaoxian Bao can make it sell its soul...

Although both Tabby and Eunuch Ya are little demons who can’t speak human language yet, if both parties are willing, it’s not difficult to communicate with mortals—especially that mortal is a cat owner who knows what kind of poop he’s going to pull as soon as he pokes his butt Excellent shovel officer.

Locked in the house, I couldn’t get out, no one answered my calls, and even my mobile phone had no signal. Fortunately, the water and electricity were not cut off. Relying on the several large boxes of snacks that I had ordered before, Zhang Jing was still emotionally stable. Du Ling and the others also said that they would stay at home for a week and take a vacation, but the mental pressure during the imprisonment was very great.At first, she chose to talk to the cats, and even asked them if they had come after them because they knew they were in danger. Zhang Jing was completely trying to relieve herself, but she didn't expect to get a response.

The horrible experience of being locked up in her own home waiting to die made Zhang Jing no longer have the strength to scream again. She questioned her little by little in the way I asked you and shook her head. By the time Du Ling and the others broke in, she had already understood the matter The ins and outs.

What Bird Master did in the middle was also sold out, so Du Ling gave Tiger Ban a few hard glances, and secretly made up his mind that when he learned the spells well, he must make a prosthetic limb for Ya Gonggong.Even if I want to please my mother-in-law, I won't take you to sell the boss like this!

So he didn't need to move any golden signboards from relevant departments, and no one would believe them anyway, but the benefits were not without, at least it saved them the trouble of explaining.

Then Zhang Jing began to tell them how she ended up in such a situation.

Speaking of it, she was too stubborn and refused to bow her head. After the "Out of Superstition" program group came, people from the public security and customs soon asked her about ivory-related matters. Anyway, everyone has resigned and there is no need to replace it. The scumbag boss of the unscrupulous company excused herself, so she fulfilled her civic duty and told all the news that Qian Shao had revealed in words.

At that time, the police also said that if the huge smuggling case could be solved, she would get a bonus as a whistleblower. Zhang Jing didn't care about the money, but she also looked forward to the news that the criminals were arrested.

Unexpectedly, what she was waiting for was a very arrogant warning call from Qian Shao, and a gangster who appeared out of nowhere and tried to harass her all the time.The paint on the door was also splashed at that time, but it was only threats and harassment, without substantial harm, and the police could not protect her personally, they just advised her to go out and hide.She called the police who investigated the smuggling back then, but she couldn't get through. Instead, she called to show off that the law had nothing to do with him...

This time, Zhang Jing, who had been reciting words continuously for a long time, was completely out of temper.

The police don't care, do they?Miss Ben rolls up her sleeves and does it herself!

I still don't believe that I got your handle and spread it on the Internet. Those officials who accepted bribes would not follow you to step down and bow!

So she really went to investigate by herself, using the clues lurking in the QQ group of her circle of friends, she really touched Qian Shao's favorite selling gold cave, and spent a little money to make up some gossip, from a young lady Got some news there.Taking these clues, Zhang Jing still felt unsafe. There had to be physical evidence, at least pictures, to prove that the family business with little money still kept a large amount of smuggled ivory.

When Zhang Jing said how she found the warehouse of a certain Daxing logistics center on the outskirts of the city, Du Ling looked at this silly and bold girl, and almost knelt down and shouted, "Woman, take it easy!"

However, Bird's knees were originally bent backwards, so he just limply lay on the back of the chair shaking his hair, and said weakly: "...then you can sit here with your whole body and talk to us now." , it’s really not easy.”

Zhang Jing nodded: "I was also quite scared later, in fact, I thought that the man who talked to Qian Shao had already seen me, but for some reason, he just smiled at me very strangely, and then turned his head away... ..." Now that I think about it, I'm afraid that person is some kind of monster. I guess I didn't want to draw the attention of the human government and cause more trouble if I didn't do it on the spot.

"I thought they only dared to send gangsters to scare me, but I didn't expect such a weird trick." If the other party was smuggling drugs, guns and ammunition, it sounded like killing people, she definitely wouldn't dare The reason why she was so reckless was that Qian's was only a small private company, and smuggling animal products was not a serious crime that would be shot, so she thought that those people would not dare to take the risk and really do something to her.

It was only when I was locked up at home that I had no way to enter the sky and nowhere to go, I regretted so much that my intestines were green, thinking of the bloody trade that the little sisters in the cat slave group taught me about the science, I was so scared that I couldn’t sleep at night without hugging my father-in-law .

"Little gangsters and big-character posters are made for others to read, just to make you disappear without attracting attention. The real killer move is black magic." Du Ling couldn't stand her innocence, and couldn't help admonishing her: " To be honest, although they want to lock you up with vicious intentions, the loss is relatively small... If you find someone to force you to take a set of fruit photos, can you still be a human being in this life?"

"...I, I have a degree in karate and even bought anti-wolf spray!" Although she knew that the opponent was a big monster with high qualifications, but was taught to be a human being by a parrot, Zhang Jing couldn't help but blushed and argued. .

But Du Ling didn't bother to talk to her anymore, and began to analyze with Xiao Li the real reason why the enemy made such a big circle to deal with Zhang Jing.

"Little pear, you said before that once a monster kills a mortal, it will be infected with blood, right? Then his identity is very problematic—especially if he didn't do it on the spot, and he didn't have any mortals who cooperated with him. Instead, I chose the current roundabout method to kill the insider..." The famous detective Edogawa Duling pushed the non-existent glasses and waved his wings.

Just like what Zhang Jing said, those black-hearted smugglers would not kill her for this, but not necessarily the officials of the Demon Control Bureau who want to hide their collusion with mortals!What's more, if you don't have to walk in front of the merit test magic weapon every day, ordinary monsters don't have to care so much about the blood of a human life.

The reasoning is fully established here!there is only one truth--

"The monster who wants to kill Zhang Jing is definitely a member of the Monster Management Bureau!"

There is no applause here, and everyone has serious expressions: Although it is bad for a few wild monsters to collude with black-hearted mortals to buy and sell monster bones, it is better than getting involved with the monster of the Monster Control Bureau.

"He made such a fuss because you were afraid of revealing your identity, so did you take a photo?" Du Ling turned to Zhang Jing and asked.

Unfortunately, the answer was no.

"No, although I tried to take pictures, but the focus was blurry at that time." Zhang Jing shook her head. At that time, she thought it was because she was too nervous and her hands were shaking, but now it seems that it was caused by witchcraft.

"...I'm afraid it's because he knew you couldn't take a picture, that evil monster didn't rush to kill him." Xiao Li, who had been a little awkward and silent since entering the single woman's living room, suddenly interjected.

"That's why, Ms. Zhang, you have the opportunity to wait for us. This drinking and pecking time is also God's death."

Zhang Jing smiled slyly when she heard the words: "You are really right, even if you didn't come, the grandson wouldn't be able to run away—" She got up and took out a stack of papers from the drawer. It turned out to be full of sketch portraits, with a pair of slender eyes on the bridge of the nose. Sven scum's signature gold-rimmed glasses, a young man with some sly facial features, and a big note beside it: He is the murderer. I saw him and the xx of Qian's Trading Co., Ltd. conducting illegal transactions!The location is the kt-7 warehouse of the suburban logistics distribution center of city b.

She shook the sketches triumphantly: "I'm going to hide all over the house. If I burp until no one comes, then I'll call the police when the bank can't collect the mortgage and collect the house."

Du Ling didn't know whether to praise her for being open-minded or heartless...

"But now that we're here, you just leave the evidence to us to deal with," Du Ling looked at the thick stack of pictures, the good guy is still an annotated comic strip, this is probably the most advanced confession he has ever seen (Although he has only seen a few copies of his own murder case), "Let the professionals do the dangerous things, as for you little girl..."

He proudly sold a large piece of gold brick, "Hurry up and move the cat away, and sell the house here when the matter subsides, and Huaxia, which has a lot of land and people, won't bother you with any monsters."

Unexpectedly, Zhang Jing bit her lip and lowered her head to think for a while, then pushed the gold brick back with a more determined attitude: "If it is really the compensation from the government, I will take it, and I will take it, but I can't take your money, and ...If it ends here, I will not be reconciled!"

The girl in her early twenties raised her head, and there was a stubborn gleam in her big bright dark brown eyes.

Is it unwillingness, or... ambition?

Du Ling squinted his eyes and was about to think deeply, when suddenly he entered the door and sang from his mobile phone, which had been left aside and forgot to put it away, and the melody of the brainwashing Divine Comedy Little Apple echoed throughout the space in an instant.

Seeing Zhang Jing's suppressed smile, Master Niao felt ashamed and indignant - why did he set up such a ringtone just to tease Xiao Li in a moment of brain twitch! ?Originally, I wanted to have a Kaolin flower with a cute square dance contrast, but the one who got caught was that I was really beautiful. The otl call was from Wang Huhu. Du Ling, who was thinking that he was about to arrive, slid directly to the public release , even if the Siberian tiger demon deliberately lowered his voice, it came out in a very rough voice: "... I finally got through, little brother Du, Xiao Shangxian, where are you two, help the world! What the hell, I have been in the Demon Management Bureau for 50 years. This is the first time I have encountered someone who dared to violently resist the law!"

Not only Wang Huhu's voice came from the mobile phone, but also the creaking sound of his paws scratching the steel bars, which sent a chill down his back.

"We're here with the witness, where are you?"

"Damn it, I was fooled by a bastard this time. I came to find evidence and fell into a trap! The warehouse area of ​​the logistics distribution center in the suburbs—"

The communication was hung up at this point, leaving a room full of strangely shaped audiences looking at each other.

"It's probably the kt-7 warehouse... This stupid tiger is also very courageous." Neither of them knew how to write the word cautious, and Master Bird felt that his heart was very tired, so he turned to Zhang Jing and said goodbye: "We have to go Let’s take care of our companions, let’s do this for today.”

"I—we'll go too." Zhang Jing picked up her big kitchen knife again, and the two cats at her feet nodded seriously.

What can you do?

No, it should be said that a great fairy whose mana has been blocked and only see through skills, and a parrot who can't do any spells except brute force already feel very useless, so I added a mortal woman and two newly grown spirits. My master Meow seems to be indifferent.

"...It's up to you, live and die at your own risk."

Having said that, Du Ling still found a large watermelon knife from the space and threw it to Zhang Jing. It was long enough, and things in the post-apocalyptic world could see blood when cut.

Zhang Jing said thank you and picked it up nervously, with a more serious expression on his face. Du Ling looked quite satisfied, and was proud of his position as a quartermaster, shaking Guan Yu, but noticed that his Heavenly Emperor breeder had a pair of stars. His eyes flickered with anticipation.

Du Ling thought about it. It's not good to have a handful of literary and sporting goods when we are going to fight head-on with our main combat power. The problem is...

"That thing, the sword is too tall and I really don't have it in stock," Master Niao made a deep introspection for not having a collection of the Ancestor of Hundred Soldiers' sharp weapon, and then asked shyly, full of hope: " I still have a pair of mountain cutting axes here, do you want to use them?"