It's not illegal

Following Zhu Kaishan has at least one advantage, that is, there is a familiar face with him, listening to him gossip, anecdotes and anecdotes, and then studying the institutional setup of the Demon Control Bureau, so that there will be no bumpkins going into the city to probe their brains and wander around on their own embarrassment.

Many details that would not be noticed just by reading the official text are also mentioned one by one. For example, "New Demon Guide" will tell you that 'Jindan Pavilion' is the only company designated by the government to provide qualified elixirs, and the forging office is the official The only unit designated to provide high-quality magic weapons, but it will not tell you that its superior department, the "Pillion and Magic Weapon Management Office", will hold an internal discount market in the name of exchange meetings from time to time.

Those employee benefits that have an in-app purchase quota but cannot be consumed by themselves, or the bulk pills left after a large number of samples from the production line for quality inspection, or standard magic weapons that cannot be sold out of the market due to minor defects and can be remanufactured without need , and even other private refiners who want to do business first send samples to test the quality. These things will be sold at a discount far below the market price, but only those with connections inside the Devil's Control Bureau can enjoy them.

Du Ling was very interested. No matter whether Zhu Kaishan told them that he wanted to put a long line to catch big fish, but he was willing to say it now, and he and Xiao Li had to accept it.

After realizing the importance of an old driver leading the way, for Du Ling's future development consideration, Xiao Li no longer put on an air of aloofness, and from time to time he opened his mouth to lead Zhu Kaishan to say a few more things that Du Ling might need to know.

Zhu Kaishan had no choice but to give the face of the Emperor of Heaven, even when he was stared at by those eyes, he shook out everything that should be said and should not be said like beans pouring out of a bamboo tube.

Du Ling could clearly feel his reluctance and reluctance, and he often mentioned alas, this is actually against the rules, probably to let them retreat in spite of difficulties.

In fact, Xiao Li, who is upright by nature, is not necessarily willing to listen to these things that wander on the edge of the rules and poach the corners of the public office, but he knows that disaster is imminent, and Du Ling has to tolerate a certain degree of unscrupulous methods if he wants to accumulate capital to save his life, so he Instead of avoiding talking about it, they took the initiative to obtain information.

Du Ling, who knew what kind of temperament he was, was so moved by this, he nestled in his arms shaking his little hair and desperately memorized useful information. If his intimacy with Xiao Li could be quantified, it must be love piupiu rising.On the other hand, Zhu Kaishan, the leading party who really revealed useful information, tried to get rid of his experience of taking advantage of decades of exploration, but he didn't really gain much favorability.

Who made him be labeled as impure in the first place?

It can only be said that people's hearts are originally biased, and success or failure will be determined by the details (face)...

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In order to see the details of the bureau, under the leadership of Zhu Kaishan, one person and one bird did not choose the elevator but climbed the stairs one by one. After passing through one door after another, they finally came to the gourmet world on the top floor.

Sure enough, people depend on food, and the monsters in Huaxia Kingdom also carry out the foodie spirit. Finally, this place to eat is different from ordinary business circles and full of fairytale colors: it is obviously the top floor of an office building, but it looks like a restaurant. A bustling and quaint open-air street, with shops and restaurants of all sizes lined up on both sides, and all kinds of hot aromas rushing to the face.

The smoke made Du Ling's stomach growl directly, he turned his head and rubbed his mouth on the wings in embarrassment, and then continued to pretend to be nothing and listen to Zhu Kaishan's vernacular.

At this time, the topic of Zhu Kaishan finally turned back to himself, and he began to talk about the unit he and the entire "Out of Superstition" film crew worked for: the Shemale Dispute Mediation Office.

The entire organization can be understood just by looking at the name. It is a department that deals with disputes between goblins and mortals. There are three branches under it. One is the Abnormal Event Interpretation Committee. Make a ufo, what kind of old cow drank too much to create a crop circle, these are all up to them to release the official explanation, and when it is serious, they have to wipe their buttocks to weaken the impact.

Du Ling felt that those "World Strange Records" and "The Complete Collection of Unbelievable Events" that he bought when he was young and ignorant, maybe the main writers worked here... He briefly considered whether to ask for an autograph, and then remembered the book. As early as when I left home, I sold waste paper by the catty.

Another parallel unit is called Repayment Review Section. The work content of this place is closely related to karma. Lao Zhu looked at the expression on the face of the Lord, and didn't dare to mention it.

The last department is the special department for emergency incident handling mentioned earlier. This is the place where employees have to deal with the most trivial situations. In Zhu Kaishan's words, everyone takes the salary of a small section member and handles the department at the provincial and ministerial level. Heart.

Needless to say, like their film crew, the film crew is just their new way of working in the new media era. It used to be a pen in the streets and alleys. The job content is to deceive suspicious ordinary people.

People in the bureau gave it a nickname: Brick's Call Beast Squad.

And he, Zhu Kaishan, can be regarded as a team leader at any rate, a small cadre at the deputy department level!But even the cleaning staff of the building followed him and called him Zhu Dahuyou. He obviously did his best to do things in accordance with the benchmark law. Do you think he is wronged or not.

He said it was very pitiful, but when Du Ling thought about the ghostly virtue he filmed in that episode of his program, he couldn't feel any sympathy at all, he just thought of standing up and applauding (.

Then I mentioned the third brigade out of order, which is in charge of mysterious cases and unconscious crimes committed by goblins. When it is determined that the offending goblins did it intentionally, or if there is a serious danger, they should be handed over to the colleagues in the law enforcement office. So this brigade seems a little bit up and down and transparent.

"Those people grow hairy every day, but they get the same salary as Lao Zhu, whose legs are slack three times a day. It's really unfair to be a monster." Pretentiously sighing, in fact, everyone can see that he is gloating at the marginalization of his peer unit.

After all, there is no field work, no salary, and no bonuses. Who can afford the low wages of civil servants?

Hypocrisy——Although I haven't been to work for a day, it doesn't prevent Master Niao, who is very knowledgeable in the Haijiao forum, from secretly despising this guy with his eyes.

But on the surface, he is a bit of a spiritual but not long-awaited little demon who doesn't understand anything, and he seems to be stupid to agree: "I don't like to work, I like to eat, sleep and play games!"

The most annoying thing about getting along with these monsters is that you can't completely shut up and pretend to be dumb, so you have to learn the behavior of the little brothers of Tiger Ban and Gray Magpie, and walk straight and straight.

"Hey! It's really a bosom friend~ Old Zhu, I admire you as a willful monster." Zhu Kaishan felt that his goal of spending so much saliva was finally achieved halfway, and he was very happy, and continued to lead them to the "predetermined characteristics" Dishes in a small restaurant' go.

"When you meet a bosom friend, a thousand cups are less than a thousand cups, but Du Xiaoyou can't drink it now, so I can only introduce you to a fellow man. Let's be happy, come, come, come to the place——"

He enthusiastically pointed to a kebab restaurant in front of him with a big opening sign, which could also be called a specialty restaurant. Du Ling was quite convinced by the thickness of the pork essence.

Cutting off the pork skin to make jelly will definitely make a big pot of it hard and chewy.

Walking into the skewer restaurant, Du Ling and Xiao Li regained their vigilance. The "confidant" who must be introduced to Du Ling is probably the focus of this time.

What kind of big shot must Zhu Kaishan spend so much time on?

Du Ling felt that the little heart was pounding with nervousness, and his back feathers stood up reflexively, but he cleverly expressed his vigilance as being too hungry and restless, so he simply flapped his wings and stretched his neck to urge Xiao Li to leave hurry up.

There are indeed not many psychopaths who would come to the store to pick up skewers at noon. Didn’t you see that there were small characters on the bar sign saying [-]% off for the lunch market and [-]% off for the night market? So after Du Ling poked his head in, he only found a table full of people. .

Still a familiar person.

Du Ling thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't remember where he had seen such a man with more developed pectoralis major and biceps than the protagonist of the American manga, and his whole painting style was extremely rough and tough.

The person who can appear here must be because the monster did not run away. Du Ling recalled the male monsters he had seen so far, and it seemed that most of them were eight feet tall and full of vigor. Say, at least improve his disabled height of 180 when he was a human being!

The burly man who looked at the gangster with his eyes lifted up a little bit also saw Du Ling and his party, raised his arm and waved his voice and said loudly: "Old pig! This tm is slow, have you gone to give birth? The latter two are your main actors this time, right? The little white face and the little white bird look pretty pretty."

He said it very bluntly, but Zhu Kaishan still smiled and rolled over, pointing to Du Ling who was taken aback by the rascal's aura, and introduced them: "Come on, don't be polite." They are all our own people~ This is Wang Batian, the captain of our Second Emergency Response Brigade. Comrade Wang is relatively unruly, so please invite Xiao Xianchang Haihan. But he is the backbone elite of our unit! He and him The brothers under his command are the real face of the government, they specialize in dealing with incidents that cannot be suppressed by the media alone, by the way, they are the "relevant departments" in the legend, I wonder if Xianchang Xiao has heard of it?"

Hands to the parrot but only talking to the fairy face, this pig also knows how to pinch soft persimmons?He secretly made a note for him, squinted his eyes at the big menu posted on the wall, and was figuring out how to kill this guy to be ruthless enough, the bird master almost choked to death when he heard the last words——

Relevant departments!

Xiao Shenxian, who is especially resilient, probably doesn't understand this stalk, but he is definitely like a thunderbolt.

And when he heard the surname Wang, he immediately remembered. Isn't this gangster's face the same as the head of the old Wang next door who came to tell him that he was contaminated with demonic energy when he was playing with the scarf.

Thinking of the message the other party left him before the account was suspended, he suddenly understood what was going on.

Although he still didn't know why Zhu Kaishan flattered his peer colleague so much, Du Ling had a little bit of a clue in his mind: It seemed that he was not the reason for the other party's visit this time, but the ivory necklace.

But didn't this guy already triumphantly say he got the clue before?What is it like to pretend not to know each other when you come together again?

Du Ling had doubts in his heart, but he couldn't expose himself, so he could only pray that the Heavenly Emperor's great understanding could pass the test, and it would be fine if he didn't just collapse.

This is not only to make Comrade Zhu Kaishan believe that they don’t know each other, but also to show that they have reached a tacit understanding with Comrade Wang Batian and pretend to be stupid together, and to make Lao Wang believe that the little brother with him on the Internet is the Emperor himself... It's too much of a test of acting skills.

The most important thing is that he still can't open his mouth to remind Xiao Li that this is the old king next door-seeking for a soaring cultivation level, asking for sound transmission, asking for telepathy, how can it be repaired!

Zhu Kaishan has already introduced Du Ling's eyeballs, and even smoothed things over with a smile: "Hey, Boss Wang, don't underestimate people, this young Xiao Xianzhang has gone down to earth to endure calamities. I, Lao Zhu, have the honor of worshiping the True Immortal of the Celestial Court, the avatar of Emperor Haotian."

However, the five big and three thick gangster Wang Batian didn't give him and the legendary Heavenly Emperor any face at all, he bared his teeth and laughed: "You have to abide by the rules of the heaven after going down to earth, old pig, don't fool around with me, I Just want to ask something, why don't you ask me to have a meal together, since I'm so anxious to treat you, I don't order food, I'm so hungry, I don't want to eat you!"

He sat there and kicked Zhu Kaishan intimidatingly, causing the solid wooden table to rattle.

Turning his face and grinning at the "guest", he couldn't hide the inherent style of a large beast at all: "Don't be nervous, two little brothers, I don't care who you are the real Kanye, as long as you are honest Just tell me exactly what happened to that ivory necklace."

Wucao is so straightforward! ?

Master Bird was sweating all over his body.

Now it's not even possible to ask for compensation later and say that I didn't recognize him. I'm just imitating Lei Feng with good intentions for a while. After all, there is no end to this little matter of meddling!

The author has something to say:

Bird Master wailed in an Australian accent: I was just feeling overwhelmed for a while, how long will it take to fill in Lu's lies! !Even if you rush to your death, don't be an internet celebrity again! !

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