It's not illegal

Zhang Jing felt that she had been on a roller coaster for the past few days, with ups and downs, and finally a mess.

In fact, what's wrong with being pretty and dressing up?

She was just a down-to-earth little clerk in the company, and she didn't think about climbing high.He just attracted the eyes of a rich second generation, and made the boyfriend who started dating in college suspicious and finally quarreled and broke up-well, maybe he is in charge of everything, even if she spends his own salary to buy high-end canned food for the cat is the main reason , who doesn't encounter a few scumbags in a lifetime?

But the feeling of being accused of worshiping money and vulgarity was too painful. Zhang Jing couldn't calm down after thinking about it. She was dizzy and angry for a while, so she foolishly accepted the invitation to have a meal with little money, and even accepted the gift... Where is she? Would you think of a necklace that looks ordinary and is often just a beautifully carved necklace, made of ivory material worth 10,000+?

In fact, I can't blame others. After all, she was not cautious enough and fell into the trap by mistake. If she didn't want to degenerate into the kind of person she looked down on in the past, she had to pay the price.

But if she loses her love or job, she can start all over again. The only thing she can't stand is losing her pet that she has depended on for several years.

Her family is cute and beautiful, and the great cat owner QAQ, who went all out to save her from being entangled by the evil curse, did not make Zhang Jing doubt and think deeply about the notice and compensation from the relevant departments that fell from the sky, but only made her feel more guilty about her pet that was so fierce before. .

So the little white-collar worker who has been living step by step made a bold decision.

She didn't directly return the emerald necklace to Qian Shao—they didn't lack that necklace, and she would never forget that during the apology phone call, Qian Shao said contemptuously that the ivory was just a defective product randomly picked up by the family business. It's just to tease her, the worst country girl, for fun.After being humiliated like this, she still leaned forward to return the things, only to be ridiculed by those people as a gold digger trying to seduce someone.

Zhang Jing asked herself if she didn't have the ability to do it on her own, anyway, she had already submitted her resignation letter, so they just broke up.

What she wanted was to pawn the jadeite necklace and use it as start-up capital to start a small business, open an online store or something, and it would be considered a small business that would not be idle, and she could live a good life with Mr. Ya.

When he really gets a firm foothold in the future, he can throw the money he earned by himself in the face of that scumbag.

But the premise of such a beautiful new life is that Mr. Ya, who always looks at her from afar before turning around and running away, is willing to go home with her.

After days of chasing and intercepting her, she was finally convinced that the reason why her beautiful and lovely Mr. Ya refused to go home was actually being hooked away by a wild boy outside.

Her son is still the one being raped, this is simply unbearable!

...But the big guy who moved bricks in the country X-skinned, fair-looking and beautiful, ran away from home, what did the young master suffer, once he accepted this setting, he seemed to be quite cute (‘艸`)

So Zhang Jing quietly came to the wasteland this time, intending to take a pornographic photo of her cat owner.

It turned out that the mobile phone tightly held in the hand in order to capture nude photos was used for its most primitive and basic function - making a phone call.

After screaming and calming down, Zhang Jing naturally called the police.

It was supposed to be a peachy lace circulating in the small circle of shit-shoveling officials, but it just became social news.

By the end of the evening, the news of a man's corpse being dug up from the abandoned wasteland had already spread throughout the neighborhood. Even when the guilty Du Ling flew to the back door of the convenience store, Xiao Li, who opened the door for him, mentioned it. this matter.

Du Ling: ... Hehe, not only do I know where the dead person is buried, I also know who and how the dead died, but can I tell?

No.

He had no choice but to pretend to be stupid: "I know, Master Bird, I am the real first discoverer, and don't listen to those three aunts and six women talking nonsense, that person has been dead for a long time, it is absolutely impossible It was the hand of the discoverer."

——Yes, Zhang Jing's unlucky little girl, as the first person to discover the scene, will of course be taken away by the police for questioning.Then some active gossip people thought of her boyfriend who broke up not long ago, such as "urban white-collar worker killed her boyfriend because of love and hatred, and pretended to call the police after killing and burying the body". There is a particular market among gossip-mongers.

Du Ling especially wanted to tell them that his brain was too big to make up for it, but he could only be a parrot watching quietly.

The corpse was actually buried in a hurry, without any cover-up (he can't disfigure himself, right?), so Du Ling knew that the identity of the deceased would be found out soon, and by that time it should be replaced with ' Shared roommates turn against each other, is murder for money or love? 'Do topic?

Where there is a dead person, there must be a murderer. The problem is that even if a ghost or animal pupil comes in person, they may not guess that a person is struck to death by lightning and turns into a bird. The bird has the space to 'transport' the corpse out of the window and bury it in the ground. Such a supernatural twists and turns.

In short, the bodies were buried in the soil, and if it wasn't a murder, it would become a murder.

Faced with this inevitable development, Du Ling began to reflect deeply: he must have made such a stupid mistake because he suddenly turned into a bird and was a little confused. In fact, he might as well have left the body in the room and waited to be discovered Make a qualitative statement of electrocution.

The question is why he pretends to be so smart, and insists on letting the human "Du Ling" disappear when he goes to the dark?Obviously, if the death is accidental, the police will not pursue it too much, and no one will take the initiative to freeze the dead person's bank account... But if it turns into a homicide, it is hard to say.

Oh, by the way, at that time, I wanted to maintain the state of 'alive' so as to make money.

However, he didn't really fill in the holes with code words.

Sure enough, those who deceive people will always be deceived, there are too many wronged souls under the trap, God can't stand it, should I teach him a lesson... #这是真相一个感感的故事#.

But at this time, Du Ling was not too worried about being exposed, except that he was a little bit distressed that he still had tens of thousands of yuan in savings.This is thanks to the boy in the mountain village who is not addicted to the Internet, so that every time he wants to surf the Internet, he has to go out in the cold wind, and he has to count traffic. This has caused his speaking rate to drop sharply, except for sending a message to his roommate. In addition, in the scope of regular activities such as the author group, reader group plus V Weibo, etc., there is no head-on.

After getting to know Erha who can use the single dog wifi, he even switched to Fruit X directly, so the mobile phone card with an inappropriate model was also discarded...

Counting his fingers, Du Ling found that there should not be a supernatural phenomenon that the deceased was still active on the Internet after the time of death clearly passed the forensic examination, so he shuddered with satisfaction: he was indeed a smart, cautious and witty person.

Even if he is careless for a while, he can perfectly dodge all suspicions (<ゝω·)☆I feel that I am really good. The only problem that Master Bird has now is how to get along with Xiao Li after the identity of the deceased is found out. Explain that he is called Du Ling like the deceased.

Let's just let things take their course for the time being. At worst, it's a coincidence of the same pronunciation. Maybe Xiao Shenxian won't be suspicious at all?

Uncle Parrot sat waiting to watch the big scene of solving the case with a big heart. After holding a box of peaches, the policemen would end the case with burglary. Headlines like "man left alone in a rented house during the Spring Festival was murdered by gangsters" are commonplace and not sensational at all. It is estimated that even second-tier portals The news scroll bar can't go up, and at most it becomes a negative teaching material in the warm reminders of the police.

It's a little regretful that Du Ling couldn't contribute to the richness of the people's spiritual life even though he died so legendaryly.

However, Mr. Parrot, who got cheap and sold out, guessed the beginning, but he didn't guess the ending.

He really underestimated the flamboyant and eye-catching killer image of the sunflower parrot. When the police gathered and compared the statements of different people involved in the case, they finally found an unexpected intersection: whether it had anything to do with the deceased Zhang Jing, the first person to discover the body, and Zhao Bufan, the roommate of the suspected murderer who returned to his hometown during the Spring Festival and had an alibi, both mentioned the same thing in their statements.

Or a living creature: a large white parrot.

In the shared roommate Zhao Bufan's memories of Du Ling, this pet bird named Kanye, biologically classified as a sunflower cockatoo, is quite important, because Zhao Bufan is very envious of the fact that two people share a room, but this one is worth a lot. The expensive (emphasis) parrot is only willing to recognize Du Ling as the master.

So when he came back, in addition to noticing that the window of the shared house was broken and the electric circuit was burned, he also noticed that the bird stand originally used by the parrot was a chain that was broken, not a lock with a key——

At the time, he thought it was his careless good-for-nothing roommate who lost the key, but now he thought it was very suspicious.

The clues he mentioned did provide a lot of help for the criminal police to solve the case, because no obvious blows or puncture wounds were found on Du Ling's body, and there were traces of strong current passing through the body tissues that were not completely rotted because of the low temperature... It seems extremely vicious The criminal suspect has mastered a special method of murder, which needs to be paid attention to urgently.

It's a pity that the crime scene was completely destroyed by Zhao Bufan, a careless guy, and the police couldn't find any details.

During the interrogation, Zhao Bufan also said that he had received a text message informing him that Du Ling was going to leave. When he came back and saw that the other party’s valuables were gone and even the birds were taken away, he believed it was true. He never thought that Du Ling might have been killed. Just bury the dead in the wasteland not far away?

Thinking that maybe even the text message was sent by the murderer with Du Ling's mobile phone, Zhao Bufan was quite afraid when he said that.

If the body is not found, who knows if the murderer will use Du Ling's identity to continue deceiving people?

He remembered how many times he ran into a courier brother on the road, and the other party half-jokingly asked if he was going to open a store by himself after shopping so much online... But he never received a few couriers!Could it be that the murderer is still around?I heard that they are compressed biscuits and canned, so it looks like they are going to play lurking? !

Zhao Bufan, who had scared himself enough, almost stayed at the police station until he was repeatedly assured that he would reluctantly leave. His performance cleared most of the suspicions on him, but it brought more suspense.

Originally here, the existence of the parrot only proves from the side that the criminals are indeed murdering for money. Even a bird will be sold to make a fortune. The focus of the police in solving the case is to trace the various networks that are still operating after the death of the victim. identity.

But one detail in Zhang Jing's confession opened the door to a new world for the criminal police: She recalled that she was looking for her pet cat before returning to the wasteland, and would notice half-buried corpses, mainly there There stood a big white bird, which was a well-known pet parrot in the community.

Parrot - see also parrot.

The sunflower cockatoo, an imported high-end pet, is not a bad street stuff, and its existence quickly attracted the attention of the police.

The police, who must be conservative in thinking, are still imagining that the parrot escaped from the murderer after the murder, so his current breeder may be able to provide more clues, and those reporters who will pay attention to each murder and try their best to dig out the explosion to make news, The point is not here.

Not only are they well-informed, but they also have surprisingly large brain holes——

Just when the incident happened for a full week and the attention of the small group of residents declined and Du Ling started to go around boldly again, Xiao Li, who was out shopping, did not bring fried chestnuts with sugar when he came back. Instead, he took a colorful photo of "City B Life News" was in front of him.

Startled, Master Niao thought that the fairy face was about to rebel, and took a closer look: Hey!

"Repaying the Kindness of the Birds-New Development of the Mysterious Murder Case in the Spring Festival, the Pet Parrot Knows Who the Murderer Is! "WTF! ?

Master Niao, who was rewarded for his loyalty and kindness, was stunned——

Looking at the text again, I found that the reporter's imagination is really extraordinary, and the writing is even more moving. Let's see how he described it: "It knows that it is small and weak, and cannot directly avenge its beloved master. It can only do it every day." Digging up the soil bit by bit, so that the owner's body can be seen in the sky... Standing on the side of the road and trying to fly and chirp, it finally attracted a kind woman passing by to check, and it took the opportunity to yell at the woman, "Call the police!"Call the police! '...'

Du Ling almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Still digging it up a little bit? He only hated that his movements were not buried in time, and Zhang Jing was so scared to death when he saw him, he flew away in a flash and didn't dare to fart.

What the hell is this written about!

Du Ling was almost vomited to death by this fantasy literature, but Xiao Li added fuel to the fire, with a handsome face like ice, and asked in a cold voice: "What is your relationship with this deceased? If you really want mortals to find out about this , obviously can do better, and he is called Du Ling just like you..."

The parrot shrank its neck and rolled its eyes, and decided not to speak until it could make up a reasonable excuse.

Because of his silence, Xiao's doubts became even more serious, and his eyes gradually turned from concern to genuine sternness.

At the critical moment when one person and one bird were on the verge of firing, the stagnant atmosphere was suddenly interrupted by a knock on the door.

Xiao Li turned to open the door, and two big caps stood outside:

"Is this Mr. Xiao Lixiao? There is a murder case, and we need your cooperation in the investigation."