Lizard Keeping Diary

Bang!

This loud noise broke the tranquility of the morning.

Schatz was feeding the bearded dragon, but was shocked by the huge movement outside, and the mealworm caught by the tweezers fell to the ground.

His heart skipped a beat at the time, but he saw the bearded dragon sprint to the ground, grabbed the escaped mealworm at an extremely fast speed, and then ate it with a few clicks.

It's okay, it's not wasted.

Schatz put down the tweezers, hurried to open the door, and found Ollie standing outside.She saw the lizard he was carrying, but she was too excited to handle that now, "Shatz!! Why haven't you replied to my messages?!"

"I'm not on the Internet," Schatz replied. In fact, after receiving the bearded dragon last night, he couldn't think of anything else. "What happened?"

"What happened—you asked me what happened?!" Ollie was almost out of breath, "The universe exploded!!!"

"Oh," Schatz said, "which universe?"

Just because he is still alive, it shouldn't be that their universe exploded.

Ollie snorted and glared at him, "That's just a metaphor! The universe is still fine, but the Internet has exploded! You...forget it, see for yourself."

She took out the optical brain she carried with her, and changed her body shape to be similar to that of Shatz, so that Shatz could see the picture on the optical brain clearly.

"This is……"

Schatz could see clearly that it was his black hole homepage: dozens of followers, only one original blog post, but tens of millions of fans!

hallucinations?

Shatz rubbed his eyes and pressed the refresh button—the homepage was suddenly different from before.There are more fans than before!His fans are growing crazily at a speed visible to the naked eye!

Looking at the reminder page again, there are countless new notifications, which are so red that they are so red that Shatz couldn't help but click on the comments.

[I like it very much, there is a sense of shock that goes deep into the soul. ]

[The photography was a bit shaky, I don’t know if it was intentional, but the song is really nice. ]

[I've been looping for hours! !What if I can't get out! ]

[Haven't seen it yet, mark it first. ]

[Little brother is so beautiful! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Crying... Is music a human race talent...]

[Does anyone know what instrument this little human brother uses?Why can't I find it? ]

And so on.

Schatz flipped through many comments, and looked at the number of retweets and readings. He was so shocked by those numbers that his eyes widened.

"How? Where did they find me?"

According to his understanding of black holes, an ordinary person posts a blog post, and there are at most a few to dozens of retweets, let alone an account with zero fans, which will not even get a like.

No matter how delicious the wine is, if it is hidden in an alley where no one can find it, it will not be appreciated.In Schatz's view, his blog post didn't even have any exposure channels, and this kind of large-scale attention simply didn't make sense.

Aoli laughed, "Did you see who your first retweet was? It was a top 100 super internet celebrity and pop music producer. He reposted your video last night, causing many marketing accounts to go down. Following the forwarding gave you a certain amount of exposure, plus the content is really excellent, and now you have attracted tens of millions of fans, and you have become a new small internet celebrity."

Really...really tens of millions of fans...

Shatz felt dizzy, "But, why did that super internet celebrity forward my post?"

"I don't know." Ollie smoothed her hair and said casually, "Maybe it's because the super influencer knew a dragon, and then the dragon happened to have a friend who was very talented in music but didn't get enough appreciation , so the dragon asked the super Internet celebrity to repost it casually, and he has the right to promote newcomers."

What? !That is to say, Aoli herself has a relationship with the super internet celebrity, so she made this video in order to give him a push, and jokingly wanted to hug his thigh.

Obviously he was hugging her thigh.

Shatz collected himself, and suddenly thought of something.

The song he used to record the video was a hymn that he had sung countless times on the road of bards. At that time, he did not collect much power of faith, but now that he has switched to an online platform and gained a lot of attention, does it mean that ...

Suddenly, he was patted hard on the shoulder, Schatz shuddered, and Ollie's face was on the other side, "It's decided! To celebrate your popularity, we have a party tonight!"

Schatz shook his head vigorously at the word party.

But Ollie was too busy imagining the details of the party to notice his reaction, "Eight o'clock in the evening, Clock Tower. Wear a red dress, because I plan to set the theme to red."

Schatz opened his mouth to speak, but Ollie was already bouncing up and running away excitedly, "Oh yeah! I'm going to inform everyone!"

"……"left already.

Well, it's just a party...

Schatz stroked the lizard and calmed down.

It's okay to participate once in a while.

"I'd be an idiot if I went to a party like this again!"

At 08:30 in the evening, in the ballroom of the clock building, a red-haired human was hiding in a corner, covering his ears and talking loudly to himself.

No dragon heard him.Everyone is busy squirming, either dancing or flirting.Only the first 10 minutes of the party were about him.Then it became a dragon carnival.

Bang!Boo!The dance music is deafening, as if countless tanks are firing here, or the kind of bombardment.The glare of the lights came down from above, and the rounds of shooting made him feel that he was a prisoner who was about to be taken out and executed on the spot.

The meaning of the party is to dance, but the dragon's dance confuses Schatz, puzzled for a long time, and then blush.Those movements are really bold and open to an incredible degree.

For Ollie's sake, Schatz barely endured it for nearly an hour, and finally ran away in a daze.

It just doesn't suit him at all.

"Which way is the way out?"

The Clock Tower is one of the most magnificent buildings in the city.It's all about entertainment, dedicated to a great nightlife.There are also related vendors in the surrounding area.

The scenery from the window is looming.Shatz stopped and looked into the distance, the four-legged and six-handed statue in the distance had been overwhelmed by the neon lights at night.

The statue is very famous, it is said to be a masterpiece, a religious artwork full of commemorative significance.Schatz had never visited the four-legged six-handed statue, and now he thought, maybe he could visit it another day, or take a picture of the scenery there.

The top priority right now is to get out of here.

Schatz continued walking and came to a fork in the road.left or right?He thought for a while and chose right at random.

At the end on the right is a door, which looks a bit like an elevator door, so Schatz leaned over and looked it over carefully, and found that the door was open, and there was a faint movement coming from inside.

"Oh oh oh! Ahhh!"

"Is this comfortable, little female dragon?"

"Ha... so comfortable...don't stop..."

"..." Xia Ci, who peeped through the crack of the door, was dumbfounded.

These shameless dragons really carried out the second half of "Freedom and Debauchery" to the extreme.In the ballroom just now, there were a lot of people messing around like this, and they didn't have any scruples at all. He even believed that dragons could be in heat calmly even in public.

Shatz quickly slipped away and returned to the fork in the road just now, but a female dragon appeared in front of him, grabbing him with a red face, "Shatz! I'm still wondering where you went. Come with me quickly."

"Wait, Ollie, I..."

Schatz staggered a few steps, and was about to tell her that he had to leave here, when he suddenly saw a white shadow floating in the air in the direction of the ballroom.

Shatz was stunned, staring straight at the white shadow, and allowed himself to be taken back to the ballroom.

"If you don't want to dance, try some of these goodies." Ollie pulled him behind a curtain where a low table was covered with delicate cakes.She casually picked up two pieces and put them in Schatz's hand, "You're welcome, call me if you need anything. I'm right there on the dance floor."

Then she walked away.Schatz sat on the bench silently, holding the two well-wrapped cakes in his hands, and didn't intend to move his mouth.

"Don't worry, there is nothing strange in the cake." The white shadow above said leisurely.

This guy has been watching him.

Shatz raised his head, his eyebrows gathered in confusion, "Why did you appear here? You're still floating around, so ostentatious, but those dragons don't seem to have seen you."

The white shadow spread its hands, "I'm just a ghost now, don't you see that I'm translucent?"

It is true that it is translucent, but it has such a strong sense of presence that it can be seen at a glance.

Shatz's doubts were written all over his face.The white shadow had to explain, "I'm only visible to you so you can see me. To other creatures, I'm still non-existent."

"Are you visible now? I thought you were going to be a star for a long time." Schatz looked at him with wide eyes, "Pranjic."

The God of Thunder smiled, unexpectedly full of tolerance.

"That's not thanks to you."

"Thanks to me?"

"He reached out in the darkness, made the light of hope blaze, became our shield and spear. Even if the army fell, our hearts would not be shaken. We belong to the great new god, Paradas Planjic. For ages, always the same..."

He sang his own hymn languidly, with a different laziness from Schatz, "You recorded this as a music video, didn't you?"

"You've heard about this too." Schatz blinked.

"I heard? I have experienced it firsthand." Planjic used a joking tone, "Shatz, the bard, you spread my name on a wild field called the Internet and got tens of millions of hits, What you can do in just one day is enough to make you my most devout chief evangelist."

It can't be said that it is 100% his credit.

Schatz put down the cake and said shyly, "It's good that I can help you anyway."

"Hehe, you've been a great help. As far as I can see, there are a lot of people searching for who I am on the Internet, and a lot of people want to cover your song. If this hymn really becomes a hit, then I will soon You will gather enough power of faith to be reborn."

It was quiet outside.

Schatz looked around, and the lights seemed to have stopped.

But this was only temporary. In the blink of an eye, the more intense music exploded. Schatz was startled, feeling as if his heart was being hammered hard, causing him to cover his chest and gasp for a few times.

"Wow, I like this piece." Pranjic floated out with great interest, "I'm going to dance with them first, see you later."

Schatz tilted his head.Is it an illusion?After this god died, he became much more kind.

Schatz drew back the curtain and went out.

A group of demons danced wildly on the dance floor, and the white shadow floated in the air, swaying its translucent body to the rhythm. Although no one saw him, he obviously enjoyed himself and easily blended into the atmosphere here.

Maybe a trip to the party isn't all for nothing, at least Pranjic likes it here.

Shatz pouted helplessly, turned and left the ballroom.There is a ride-hailing service for tourists outside the clock building. You can choose to take a car or a dragon.

Dragons are cheaper.So he went home on a dragon.It was already dark at that time, and Shatz sent a message to Ollie with his optical brain. Thinking that she was carrying a communication device with her, she would definitely be able to receive it quickly, so she was relieved.

Then ran to visit the bearded dragon.The little animal that stayed home was in a dark environment, and had fallen asleep on the tree roots in the terrarium.

Schatz stared at the bearded dragon for a long time, becoming more and more loving, but in order not to disturb its rest, he went back to the house.

The light brain on the bed was glowing. Shatz went over and saw that Kuru had initiated a communication request, so Shatz accepted it.A dynamic image was projected in the air. A huge golden dragon was sitting on a swivel chair, swaying left and right. The background was an office with floor-to-ceiling windows.

"Where are you, Gollum?"

"Blue Gold Mining's headquarters." Kuru replied, and found Shatz staring at him blankly, "Oh, Blue Gold Mining is my former company. Because I finished my business, I came here to have a look. "

Schatz nodded half-understanding, "Are you busy now?"

"Okay, just talked to that old friend. He wants me back, but I don't want to work, so I'm still thinking about it."

While speaking, Kuru took out a bucket.

Schatz's eyes shifted to the bucket, which was colorful, and there seemed to be food patterns on the packaging.

"You can work from home. Go out if necessary."

"I thought so too." Kuru opened the bucket, then stood up, "I'll find boiling water to make noodles, wait a minute."

Schatz watched him go away in bewilderment.The appearance of that barrel is somewhat familiar, it seems to be one of the reserve grains seen in the refrigerator.Chaotian pepper flavored instant noodles, available in various sizes.Schatz had never thought of trying it before.

After a while, Kuru came back with a bucket of instant noodles, overflowing with spicy flavor, Kuru took a deep breath, and began to eat sullenly, making tsk-tsk noises.

Schatz noticed that the huge office was empty, and that there was a deep night outside the window.

"Is this what you're having for dinner, Gollum?"

"Well, I've been busy all day, and now I'm free."

Schatz was silent for a moment, then said abruptly, "I'll be back as soon as I go."

Ignoring the other party's reaction, Shatz ran out of the range of the screen, went to the refrigerator to search, and sure enough there were Chaotian pepper flavored instant noodles.

He took a small cup, quickly poured hot water to soak it, and returned to the bedroom after a few minutes.

"Honey?"

Obviously, Kuru was surprised to see him showing up with the same instant noodles.

Schatz picked up the fork and said seriously, "Wives can't let their husbands eat alone."

"..." The golden eyes widened slightly, and a smile flashed across Kuru's face. There was a hint of cunning in the extreme pleasure, "Are you sure you can eat this? Don't force it."

"Of course I can."

Isn't it just eating, who wouldn't.

Schatz rolled up the dough with a fork and put it in his mouth nonchalantly.

As a result, after taking this sip, tears came out on the spot.

so spicy--! ! !