Lizard Keeping Diary

Lu Kebei ended up in a nursing home.Schatz sympathized with him very much, but couldn't do more.He hoped that Lu Kebei could return to the Ritual and Music Workshop as soon as possible, but to be honest, the workshop is not very peaceful now, just like the outside world, there is inevitably panic.

These days, Shatz has nothing to do. After all, the whole people are in mourning, so they can only keep a low profile.

The empress summoned him, and he was the only one, so he was envied again.

Schatz got into the car with the recorder and went straight to the palace.After getting off the ground, the two were ushered into the bedroom, but were stopped by a fashionable knight at the door.The knight was someone Schatz had never seen before, and his identity could only be deduced from his uniform.His hair is smooth and curly, somewhat similar to Schatz, and he wears sapphire stud earrings and elaborately adorns himself with mandarin duck collar pins.

Shatz sized him up for a while, and felt that the only way to describe this person's appearance was to be angry.

"Excuse me, please stop," the knight said to the recorder, "the queen only summoned the magician himself."

"What? But this is our rule. It is clearly written in the agreement that the magic musician's performance must be monitored."

"How long ago was that?" He tilted his head, "Oh, I don't know if you have heard that our country has a new queen."

The recorder took a breath, stared at the gorgeous knight, always felt unfamiliar, "May I ask who is your Excellency?"

"Tsk, almost forgot I don't come here often. I'm Sir Dubes, the Queen's favorite knight."

After a brief self-introduction, Dubas suddenly drew his sword, and the unwarranted coldness made the recorder shrink back, and he ran away in a hurry, not daring to continue the confrontation.Shatz could vaguely hear a murmur, drifting farther and farther with the wind.

"...Isn't Sarov the favorite..."

Dubas withdrew his sword, changed into a smiling expression, and made a gesture of invitation to Shatz.

Shatz glanced at the guards on both sides, and found that they were turning a blind eye, so he went in silently.

As soon as he entered the dormitory, a strong smell of alcohol came to his nostrils.Schatz's eyes were wide open, and what he entered was a bed, on which sat the new empress in loose silk pajamas, with an open bottle of wine in her hand, and another bottle on the table.

Seeing him coming in, Jielin immediately jumped up from the bed, "Oh! You are here! Come here!"

Shatz was puzzled, "Your Majesty, what are you doing..."

"What are you doing. Isn't that clear enough? I'm drinking!" Jaileen waved the bottle at him, "This stuff is great, Cabernet Sauvignon, Thief Grilled Swordfish, Chateau de Bordeaux, ten-year-old mushrooms are the best eat!"

The Queen is talking nonsense.Schatz realized this and hurried over to take the bottle off the table.

Boy, this bottle is already empty.How much did this little girl drink?Aren't you afraid of dying from alcohol poisoning?

Watching Jielin dancing on the king-sized bed, Schatz suddenly understood the reason why Dubas stopped the recorder outside.

If this scene is seen by others... oh my god...why would it be like this?

"Jaylin. Jielin." Schatz tried to calm her down, "Stop jumping around, it will only make the situation worse." Of course, the queen didn't listen to him at all, and just played there happy.Schatz looked around and found a snow-white cat in the corner. It was watching her from a distance, as if it didn't understand what was going on.

Ah, yes, little snowflake.

Shatz waved at the hairball.

"Come here, yes, come to me."

Little Snowflake didn't respond at first, but after working hard for a while, she finally let her notice that someone was calling her.Eyes like glass beads focused on him, and Xiao Xuehua suddenly ran forward and grabbed his trousers, as if she had found a lost toy.

"Good boy." Schatz picked up Snowflake, ignoring its struggles. "Hey, Jaylin, look at this."

"Meow~"

Little Snow Flower's cry attracted the Queen's attention.She looked left and right first, as if she didn't understand where the sound was coming from, and then she realized that there was a snow-white ball of hair in front of her, which made her scream, and reached out her hand to hug it happily.At the same time, the wine bottle fell down and was caught by Xia Ci with quick eyes and hands, secretly saying that it was dangerous.

Jielin buried her flushed face in the cat's fur, and took a deep breath, "Who is the cutest cat in the world? It's you, it's you, oh, it's you."

"Meow~"

Schatz quietly put away the bottle, intending to prevent the Queen from contacting the source of all evil.Unexpectedly, the queen was there for a while, and suddenly found that her wine bottle was missing, and immediately took a breath, "Where's my wine?!"

"Uh..." Schatz glanced under the table, "You've finished your drink, Your Majesty."

"Nonsense! I only drank a little, how could I finish it!"

Schatz fell silent.He had never imagined this scene before he came.It looks like he doesn't have to play tonight.But more troublesome things are still waiting.Sure enough, the empress scolded, "Musician, get out my wine! I know you hid it! This is a crime against the king!"

Shatz had no choice but to take out the wine bottle, but ignored the empress' eager eyes, and said seriously:

"You can't drink any more, Your Majesty, it won't really solve your troubles or pain."

The queen stared blankly at him, even the white cat froze.

Schatz thought he had succeeded in persuading the queen, and was feeling relieved when the queen suddenly shouted, "Okay, you really hid my wine! Now I'm going to punish you and sentence you—" After a pause , she continued triumphantly under Schatz's horrified eyes, "I sentence you to drink all the rest of the wine! Hahahaha, how about it, little snowflake? You think this is a good idea, don't you?"

No, little Snowflake, that's not a good idea.

Schatz desperately hinted at the white cat, but the white cat licked the pad and nodded lazily.

"Look, Little Snow Flower thinks so too." The Queen happily raised the cat, "Drink quickly, Magic Musician, you are limited to 10 seconds to solve it."

Shatz looked at the drunken queen and Little Snow Flower, knowing that he could not escape, but he still wanted to try his best to negotiate terms, "If you lie down, cover the quilt, and don't move around, I promise Drink all the remaining alcohol in 10 seconds."

"Okay." The queen quickly got into the quilt, staring at him with bright eyes, "Let's start, I'll give you 5 seconds."

? ? ?You clearly agreed to 10 seconds just now.How could she change the conditions at will just because she is the queen.

Schatz sighed, and the thought of resignation flashed through his mind.

It would be nice to be a bard if you can.

But that's all for later.

Schatz picked up the bottle and poured it into his mouth.

Other issues are not important anymore, considering that after he drank the half bottle of wine, no one will be able to control him.

You know, on most of the occasions in the past, including the welcome party of Li Le Fang, he restrained himself from drinking even a drop.

This is not without reason.Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's a coincidence...

In any case, as long as he was drunk, he seemed to be a different person.

The previous lessons were quite embarrassing, and he didn't want to recall them. He could only say that since he was a teenager, he knew that it was best not to touch alcohol.This is both for his own good and for the good of others.

But now he had no choice but to do so.

After drinking all the cool liquid, Shatz put down the bottle, savoring the familiar taste, and calmly looked at the queen. The time of 5 seconds was just right, Shatz wanted to declare victory, but found that the queen on the bed was already asleep, huddled in the silk quilt, breathing up and down, gradually becoming stable.

Strange to say, at this moment, there is no girl who looks more vulnerable and needs more care than her.

This bitter farce is finally over.Schatz threw all the wine bottles into the trash can, shook his slightly feverish head, and prepared to leave here.At this moment, the sound of opening the door came from the side, and he turned around to see a familiar maid.

"Lena?"

The maid came over nervously, standing on tiptoe, timid to make a sound.

After coming to the bedside, the maid carefully inspected Jielin's sleeping face, confirmed that she would not wake up for the time being, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Great. Your Majesty finally stopped making noise." Maid Lina walked towards Schatz lightly, and told him in a weak mosquito voice, "You don't know, she started drinking in the afternoon, and then she has been crazy until now, waved back Everyone, even I dare not get close. Fortunately, you have a way to deal with it, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable."

"What's going on here?" Schatz asked. "Why is Your Majesty doing this?"

"It's stress. She has so much going on right now."

A general reply, however conceivable.

Schatz told Lina to pay attention to her condition, it is best to notify the doctor in the nursing home to come and have a look, and don't let her touch alcohol in the future.

Lina nodded again and again, saying that these were her responsibilities, but her negligence today made His Majesty so out of control.

In the end Schatz decided that he was useless, so he said goodbye and slipped out, hurrying home as soon as possible.

But outside the bedroom door, Sir Dubes appeared in front of Schatz again.

"I heard what happened inside," Dubes said. "My sympathy and condolences."

"Uh, thank you." Schatz turned to the side, but was stopped by Dubes, "Well, can you let me go..."

Dubas stared at Schatz with a smile as if he didn't hear it. His attitude didn't seem hostile, nor did he seem to let him go easily, "I've heard about you for a long time. I've always been curious about what kind of person is able to Let that stone of Sarov move your heart.”

What a nuisance this guy is, Schatz thought, "Where's Sarov?"

"Reassigned. Went to a far away place."

No wonder she wasn't by Jaylin's side... I hope it's not because of him.Probably not.

Schatz bit his lip, feeling the heat rise from his stomach, gradually rising to his face, then his brain.

He knew that this was a sign of drunkenness, if he didn't leave, he would make a fool of himself in public.

Schatz bypassed Dubas and was about to go away in two or three steps, but Dubas caught up and grabbed his wrist, "Hey, don't go in such a hurry, I still want to know more--"

Schatz bit the opponent's wrist hard.

"Ahhh!"

Taking advantage of Dubes' pain and letting go, Shatz ran away without looking back.

The knight who stayed in place rubbed his wrist in disbelief, looking at the tooth marks on it, he was stunned for a while and then awakened.

I really didn't expect it, it turns out that Sarov likes this one, it looks soft and weak, but it is actually as violent as a wild horse...

Maybe that's a little more interesting, though.What's the point of life without challenges?

Dubes licked his lips, showing a slightly evil and mischievous smile.

If Schatz had turned his head back then, he might have smiled at him, and would have gone up and given him a right hook.Fortunately, Schatz knows what it means to be drunk, which is even worse than Jielin.Therefore, Shatz didn't stop all the way, and after rushing home, he locked himself in the house, and the doors and windows were closed tightly.

All precautions proved necessary.Schatz dragged himself to brush his teeth, and forgot what he was doing halfway through. After half an hour, he crawled onto the bed, and suddenly felt cramped, folded and rolled backwards, and hit his head without accident.

It's time to stop.He kept telling himself, but there was always a nerve that refused him sleep.

Sleep ass, wake up hi!wave!

Youth is a free bird, whoa, whoa, whoa~

The latter is the part that Schatz sings, and he can't stop singing.

Perhaps the volume was not loud enough, so no one outside scolded in the middle of the night, only the door was knocked.

Schatz ran over excitedly, opened the door and found Kuru, and gave him a bear hug on the spot.

"Xiaolong, you are finally back! Miss me to death!"

what……?

Kuru never expected that he would be greeted so warmly.

He thought that Schatz had fallen asleep, and he heard the sound carefully outside, so he decided to knock on the door.

It turned out that Shatz was still awake, and he smelled of alcohol.

Sniff carefully, is it red wine?What did this do?

Before he could think about it, a force came and pulled him away.

"Come on, come on, don't stand there and blow the air, sit down."

He was brought to the bed by Schatz, and they sat on the corner together.He was happy when he saw Shatz showing a deeply attracted expression, grabbing his hand at once, shaking it with concentration, whistling from left to right, and then from right to left, laughing a few times from time to time.No matter how stupid he is now, he can still see that Xia Ci is drunk and confused.

Not to mention, this little red face is quite cute, and it is much stickier to him than usual.

It would be a bit wonderful if it could be like this all the time, but unfortunately, people will eventually wake up.

Kuru patted Schatz on the forehead, "It's time to go to rest, dear."

"No." Schatz grabbed his hand and shook his head vigorously, "I haven't started to get high yet! Come and sing with me, okay, I'll sing the first sentence, and you sing the next sentence, okay?"

The watery green eyes were aimed at Kuru, causing him to say, "Okay." After a while, he realized, "No, it's not good. I'm tone deaf."

"Oh. Really." Schatz lowered his head in disappointment, muttered something, then looked up, "Then how about I tell you a joke."

"OK."

"Let me brew it."

Schatz cleared his throat and began to speak solemnly.

"Once upon a time there was a dragon that was golden in the daytime, purple in the afternoon and green in the evening, do you know why?"

"Why?" Kuru asked.

"Because it's a chameleon!" Shatz suddenly patted the bed, "Hahahahaha! Isn't it super funny! Hahahaha!"

"..." Kuru said, "Well, it's super funny."

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Thanks to Lin Yan for mine (*^_^*)