Lizard Keeping Diary

The consequence of going out without listening to the weather radio is a rain shower.Shatz pushed open the door tremblingly, just in time to meet Li Te rummaging through his freezer for snacks.The air froze for a moment, and Li Te began to wave his hands, "No, me and the freezer...it's not what you think..."

Shatz shook his head, ignored him, took off his coat and threw it into the basin, and his shirt was also wet.

When the itch struck, Schatz sniffed, but still couldn't help sneezing.

It was raining heavily outside, the windows were closed tightly, and the house was as cold as ever.

"What's the matter?" Li Te came over, chewing on the glutinous rice balls, "Where did the weather go?"

"Go to the post office to mail a letter." Schatz sat down at the table and saw the lizard crawl out of the room. "The consulate said they maintain daily contact with Munro, but I still want to greet the mentor...you know, I am his most incompetent disciple, and I have always been useless. But even if I am like this, I hope that I can be completely independent, so that he doesn't have to worry about it anymore."

"..." Li Te swallowed the glutinous rice balls, turned around and went to the freezer to grope again.Sometimes he can't stand his friends. He has been like this since school. He is obviously a top student and has been voted as a school grassroots, but he always holds a humble tone, and he doesn't know if it is intentional.

The lizard came to Shatz's feet, was held in the air by Shatz, and blew hot air on the shirt.

A warm current poured into the clothes immediately, it was so hot, as if there was a little sun built in, not to mention how comfortable it was.

Shatz snorted softly, feeling his limbs getting hotter, and even his palms getting warmer.

In a blink of an eye, the whole dress was dried by magic, clean and fresh.

Thanks.Schatz whispered to the lizard.

Warcraft is really convenient to use sometimes.

"By the way, I came here to..."

Li Te closed the freezer door, and when he looked at Shatz, he unconsciously froze for a moment.

Shatz knew that he was working too fast on his body, and his perception was a bit suspicious, so he coughed and continued the topic just now.

"What are you here for?"

"Oh." Li Te came back to his senses, walked across the table, picked up the package on one of the chairs, "someone sent you something, maybe the errand runner got it mixed up and left it at my door by mistake I saw your name written on it, so I came over to give it to you, but you were not at home, and the door was unlocked, so I went in directly.”

...and then eat the snacks he had stockpiled for the lizards, eh?

Shatz took the package and was about to open it with his bare hands, when he suddenly found Li Te staring at him.

"Quickly dismantle it." Li Te even urged, "Let me see what a good thing it is."

This face is invincible.

Schatz held his breath and observed the surface of the package, trying to find out some detailed information, but failed.

After opening the package, Schatz fished out two square metal sheets and a flower with stems and leaves.

"This is……"

"Iris." Li Te judged, and then thought deeply, "I guess this is a gift from the princess, and the iris is her coat of arms."

"How?" Schatz asked, turning over the square sheet of metal to observe, "There is a row of dates written on it, followed by: White Elephant Exhibition Hall, 2:6pm-68:[-]pm, Block [-] , the Dingsheng Auction is looking forward to your arrival."

Saying that, Schatz picked up another piece, "This one has the same content, the only difference is seat 69."

Li Te touched his chin, "It feels like an admission ticket or ticket for an auction."

"It should be." Schatz put down the things in his hand, watched the lizard leaning over to sniff them, and frowned slightly, "But I don't understand why the princess gave me this?" In the identity of Jielin and status, he should not be interested in a mere magic musician, and there is no need to bother so much.

"Maybe she's taken a fancy to you?" Leete said.

"That's not funny," Schatz said.

"Then she has her eyes on me," Leete said.

"Now you know how to tell a joke," Schatz said.

Schatz beckoned, and the lizard slithered over and put a piece of metal back into the package.Shatz got up and took the basin, and went to fill in the water to wash his clothes.Here, the limited amount of water and electricity can be taken as needed, and he can't remember life without Yiren technology.

He soaked his clothes in water here, and as soon as he took out the soap, Li Te rushed out from behind.

"I'm going to report to both of us."

"Why?" Schatz began to lather up.

"Aren't you going to this auction tomorrow? You must take me with you."

It's quite natural.Schatz was silent for a while, "I don't plan to go, just report to yourself." He thought for a while, and found a suitable excuse, "The chief asked me to rush out the manuscript in advance for him to review. You understand ,seminar."

"The seminar is not going to be held tomorrow." Li Te muttered, seeing the lizard beside him, he stretched out his finger to tease, "Do you want your master to go? Huh? Go, go, your master. If you're either squatting in the practice room or bored in the room, you're already socially dead, right?"

The fat finger in front of him was dangling, and the lizard bit it unceremoniously, causing a scream.

Shatz turned around when he heard the sound, and saw Li Te jumping around, breathing hard on his fingers.

All I can say is that if you don't do anything, you won't die.

"I just don't understand the need to go." Schatz stood up and washed his hands carefully, "I don't know how to bid, and that kind of occasion is not suitable for me..."

Just as he was talking, Shatz suddenly felt something being pulled.

Looking down, the trousers were tightly hooked by the lizard.

"What's wrong with you, little one?"

The lizard grabbed his trousers and pulled them out, the movement was a bit awkward.

Shatz looked up and down, and found that its cheeks were bulging strangely, so he bent down and opened its mouth.

In the mouth is another metal sheet.Schatz was so startled that cold sweat broke out on his back, and he immediately wanted to take the dangerous item away, but the lizard was not happy. He stretched out his claws to stop Schatz from moving, and at the same time bit the metal sheet tightly to protect it from being taken away.

"open."

Do not let go.

"Bad lizard, let go!"

don't let it go.

After arguing like this, Shatz finally got tired first.The lizard snatched the foil back into its mouth.

Why doesn't he have any majesty as the master?Shatz lowered his head in frustration and patted his forehead.

Unexpectedly, with such a beat, Xia Ci suddenly became sober.

Wait a minute, he probably misunderstood the lizard all along.

He sees it as an animal with only the most basic needs, but is that really the case?

If you think about it with human thinking, maybe it means...

"You want to play at the auction?"

The little oval head nodded.

Schatz asked in surprise, "Do you really want to play?"

The little head clicked harder.

All right.He admits that he may have neglected the spiritual needs of his pets.

Who said that lizards don't like to go out shopping and press the road, window shopping to their heart's content?

You can't put his ideas on it and ask it to act like yourself.

Schatz took a breath, turned around and faced Li Te, "Come on, let's report to the police."

Time to take the lizard out for a walk too, it's going to be fun.Schatz told himself so.But inevitably, he had a hunch that the trip would be boring.As long as it is something he is not interested in, no matter how valuable and important it is, it is boring.

Schatz brought earplugs and an eye mask, and they really came in handy.Their seats are in a separate double box.As soon as Shatz entered the box, he lay down and began to sleep.

Regardless of whether there are changes in the schedule, that manuscript needs to be produced in advance.This caused him to sleep in the early morning, wake up in the early morning, and not complete the task until noon.

Suffering from no time to make new skirts, he changed the lizard into old clothes that had been washed, feeling inexplicably guilty, thinking that he would make up for it in the future.

Speaking of which, he happened to have a new inspiration...

"Next is our grand finale, a treasure like no other in the world!"

Hearing the auctioneer's announcement, Schatz realized that he had woken up.

The earplugs fell to the side at some point, and after taking off the blindfold, he caught a glimpse of Li Te's figure, then turned his head sideways, and met his golden eyes.

The lizard's eyes were wide open, and it looked at him without blinking, as if oblivious to everything around it.

Speaking of which, he should have brought it out to play, but it ended up falling asleep. It must be a disappointment...

Shatz slowly sat up straight, raised his hand to hide his yawn, and let the lizard on his shoulder come over and rub his cheek lightly.While still on the road, Li Te was surprised by his lethargy.He guessed that even the lizard didn't think that it would be so troublesome to come out by himself.

呒。

Schatz shook his head and decided to pull himself together.

"Li...Li Te, what is the finale lot?"

"Huh?" Li Te turned around, saw that he looked half-dead, and quickly poured him a cup of tea, "I don't know. There is no catalog in this auction, and all the items are kept mysterious. know what it is."

Xia Ci took a sip of tea, and after his throat moistened a little, he finally felt a little better.

"Did you buy something before? I think I heard you bid."

"Yes, yes." Li Te immediately showed joy, and took out a sticky yellow object, "Look, this is an antique I photographed! The price is the lowest in the whole market, only 10 gold coins, let me pick it up There was a leak."

Schatz stared at the yellow object, feeling familiar, "Is this... that kind of rubber duck in the bathtub?"

"No, this was made a hundred years ago." Li Te corrected, "So it's an antique with a history of a hundred years...a rubber duck."

Shatz couldn't bear to look at the poor thing that had almost melted, nodded and said, "You just want to be happy."

Li Te hugged the rubber duck tightly like a treasure.

The position of the box was much higher than the auction platform. When the last lot was transported out by vehicle, Schatz subconsciously leaned out to get a better view.But he soon discovered that it was not too far from below, and he could see it even while sitting, so he shrank back and listened to the auctioneer passionately introduce this finale treasure covered with cloth.

"Look! Look! How amazing!

It is as long as a boa constrictor and more than two and a half feet wide.

Born the mouthpiece of the sea, praised by the nightingale,

The half body is graceful and graceful, like a fairy in a painting,

In fact, it was so fierce that it overturned the waves and sank the ship with its bare hands.

If the legend is true, tears have value,

Four drops can guarantee prosperity, and eight drops can enjoy happiness.

Ladies and gentlemen, the upcoming auction,

Reserve price - only [-]!

The time has passed - not to come again! "

The auctioneer continued talking, but Schatz was no longer listening.A bad premonition enveloped his heart, making him wait and see the tightly covered lot.All the people present were aroused and excited about the finale.

When the last layer of cloth was finally lifted, there was an instant exclamation from the audience.

"That—that's a merman!"