[Online game] The strongest taunt

With Zhuyeqing's approval, Gu Sanqi transformed into a tour guide, explaining in a decent manner, while leading the tourists behind him to the copy.

The two walked out of Misty Ridge and on their way to the dungeon of Lushanjian, they happened to meet Gu Erjiu.

Gu Erjiu stretched out his hand to greet the two of them, Gu Sanqi jumped forward a few steps and said, "Yahho!" The high-pitched voice was like singing an opera, and Gu Erjiu jumped.

"I'm leaving first, bye~bye!" Gu Sanqi said, turned around and waved to Zhuyeqing, and continued to walk ahead.

When Gu Sanqi was so energetic, Gu Erjiu couldn't help being surprised.

Zhuyeqing walked past her with light footsteps like a ghost, which startled her again.

Why are these two people walking together with such a strange style of painting?Gu Erjiu looked at the figures of the two people who were drifting away in a daze, and suddenly remembered another thing... It seems that since the day before yesterday, Gu Sanqi has been talking about Zhuyeqing, and now he is with Zhuyeqing again. , seems to be very happy.

How could the two know each other so well without paying attention?

[Private chat] [Gu Erjiu]: What's going on with you and Zhuyeqing?

[Private chat] [Gu Sanqi]: ​​Huh?

[Private chat] [Gu Erjiu]: Let me say, when did you get so familiar with Zhuyeqing?

[Private chat] [Gu Sanqi]: ​​[Contemplation] What about this?

[Private chat] [Gu Erjiu]: Huh?

[Private chat] [Gu Sanqi]: ​​I won't tell you (乛▽乛)

Familiarity is not too familiar, it mainly depends on thick skin.

Thinking of this, Gu Sanqi couldn't help curling the corners of her mouth proudly.

Zhu Yeqing threw a very standard bamboo-style white eye, Gu Sanqi's eyes rolled, and he quickly raised his head and chest, and put on the appearance of a good young man.

The duckweed house in Lushanjian is a six-player book at level 35. This level 35 is only the minimum requirement. Now the highest player level is level 39. This level, not to mention two players, even a group of six players may not be easy. Brushed.

Gu Sanqi held the idea that the higher the difficulty, the more interesting it would be, as well as his trust in Zhuyeqing's professional ability as a "professional", he brought her in without hesitation.

There are a total of five bosses in the dungeon, and Gu Sanqi, who has fought many times with his friends, is already familiar with the game. When running the pre-story, he told Zhuyeqing the moves that each boss needs to pay attention to, as well as the simplest way to fight.

However... these experiences seem to have no meaning for Zhuyeqing.

She didn't play cards according to common sense at all, and very calmly staged a one-on-one boss scene in front of Gu Sanqi. Gu Sanqi had been rambunctious for a long time before, telling her the boss skills that needed attention, but she was so self-willed that she didn't take special care of any of them.

The reason for her willfulness is also very simple. Years of martial arts practice make her able to dodge almost every skill, so the boss's big move is not much different from ordinary skills to her, it is nothing more than the same read skill as the second disease of the boss The volume will be a little louder when you are named.

Gu Sanqi couldn't help thinking, if he couldn't even run the plot, then his teammate would be completely useless to Zhuyeqing.

Well, it's not necessarily so pessimistic, at least it can help when clearing the mobs, it's fine to attack in front of the boss, basically it can only add to the chaos.

She couldn't help but come up with a gossip post in her head, the content of which was about "The old god of the sky and the new star of the sky are together in the book - the Internet celebrity singles out the boss, the master can only do chores!" "

Sin, I don't want to play dungeons with this guy in the future, it hurts my self-esteem...

But no matter how hurt his self-esteem, Gu Sanqi had no choice but to run the plot in the dungeon with a sad face, clear mobs, and watch Zhuyeqing fight the boss.

This is the sin that you have made for yourself, and you have to bear it yourself.

After the last boss of the dungeon was killed by Zhuyeqing, Gu Sanqi, who was sitting beside him eating watermelon, got up excitedly and strode towards the boss corpse.

The luck was bad, the fate was too short, and a stone generated by the system on the ground tripped her ruthlessly.

In this way, she fell to the ground under Zhuyeqing's eyes.

Zhuyeqing: "..."

Actually, it's not particularly embarrassing.

Gu Sanqi pretended to be in pain, stretched out his hand to cover his ankle which was not faulty at all, and wailed: "Why are you so unlucky..."

Zhuyeqing remained indifferent.

Gu Sanqi yelled again, and said: "Oh, I fell down, and Teacher Zhu had to hold my little hand to get up."

Zhuyeqing remained indifferent.

Gu Sanqi stopped making fun of himself, pursed his lips, and stood up by himself: "What do I say to you, your friend fell down, and your reaction is too indifferent."

"The acting skills are too bad, it's all routine." Zhuyeqing said, leaning over and turning over the corpse.

"The road is for people to walk, and the routine is also for people to walk. How can you despise it?" Gu Sanqi said, leaning over to accompany Zhuyeqing to turn over the boss's body, still thinking about it Said: "If I really hurt, your indifference is enough to sink the boat of friendship."

Zhuyeqing didn't make any excuses for this, but asked instead: "I don't think you frown when you get a minor injury, has the pain been reduced to the minimum?"

Pain simulation is also a major feature of the game, the maximum simulation level can reach 30.00%, and the minimum simulation level is only 5.00%.

Zhuyeqing analyzed very calmly: "It's just a game. It doesn't hurt much to stab a knife, so what if you fall? It's not a three-year-old child. When looking for friends, don't use the nanny as a reference."

Gu Sanqi was powerless to refute, because what Zhuyeqing said was indeed the truth, under the 5.00% pain simulation, the feeling of falling was actually similar to the feeling of lying on the ground consciously.

She pondered for a moment, looked up at Zhuyeqing, and said seriously: "I think Mr. Zhu is right! You taught me another lesson today, and I owe you another favor."

Zhuyeqing: "..."

……

After 1 minute, the dungeon automatically closed, and the two were sent out of the duckweed residence.

Gu Sanqi stretched her waist, turned around and walked towards the main city, but when she turned around, she found that Zhuyeqing was on a different path from her own, she turned around and chased after her in a daze: "Where is Teacher Zhu going?"

"Level up."

"Why do I feel like you're always leveling? How boring is it to practice alone, why don't you do something else?"

"Don't do it." Zhuyeqing glanced at Gu Sanqi, and said, "I'll sell it in the main city when I'm full."

"You are so chic and willful, I will accompany you, the two of you are fast." Gu Sanqi said, striding after Zhuyeqing.

In the night, under the moonlight, the leveling area is lively and bright.

There are all kinds of skill light effects flashing around, torches are planted everywhere, some people sprinkle fluorescent stones on the ground, some are joking, and some are making noise.

Gu Sanqi followed Zhuyeqing, and from time to time lost his mind and was left behind for a certain distance, then he would quickly catch up again.

As we were walking, suddenly a passerby with a loud voice pointed at Zhuyeqing, and said, "Hey! Isn't that the Zhuyeqing who was reported by many people for cheating on the forum! I saw her at the resurrection point the day before yesterday!"

What was originally a peaceful day became crazy because of this voice.

For a moment, countless players who were leveling turned their attention to Zhuyeqing.

Zhuyeqing couldn't help frowning, turned around and ran towards Miwu Ridge at full speed.

But how can a gossip player let go of the opportunity to contact the gossip target so easily?They threw down the monsters in hand one after another, picked up a torch and chased Zhuyeqing, as if they were about to burn someone to death.

No matter how agile Zhuyeqing is, she's just a painting screen, she can outrun Tianbei, Qinyin, and Taiyang, but she can't outrun Ghost Dun, Dragon Thorn, and Jinghong.

Seeing that the distance to the gossip party behind him was getting smaller and smaller, Zhuyeqing directly chose the original offline line.

A group of people chased the target off the assembly line, surrounded them unwillingly, and forced to surround the place where Zhuyeqing had gone off the assembly line before.

Gu Sanqi looked at the name in the friends column that had turned from green to gray with a dazed expression. She was a little worried for a while, wondering how Zhuyeqing was feeling now, but she had no choice but to contact her other than the game.

She couldn't help sighing softly, and when she turned her head, she met Yun Ruosu's proud eyes not far away.

Gu Sanqi gritted her teeth, then walked forward nonchalantly, and greeted Yun Ruosu Shui.

The latter put away the smile in his eyes, and politely responded: "Hello, Mr. Gu."

"That loud voice just now is someone you helped?" Gu Sanqi went straight to the point.

"I don't deny it." Yun Ruosu turned around and walked towards the main city.

"Just shout, pretend to be passers-by, at most people will dislike you, and a certain gang will not dare to go forward when they see their enemies." Gu Sanqi said, smiled, and continued: "Anyway, your slick faces are also seen by others." You almost lost it, not bad for that."

Yun Ruosu's face instantly darkened.

She gritted her teeth, raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "Mr. Gu's words are really ugly. Five thousand gold can't buy your gang to shut up. It seems that "sentence" is the unit of measurement for your gang's hush money."

"Your vocal cords grow out to attract hatred, and your mouth grows out to spray dung?" Gu Sanqi raised her voice deliberately, "Did you do this from the beginning? You are a primary school student with a double business, so you have nothing to do when you are free Go take more medicine, what kind of love are you talking about in the game? You can think of buying a murderer, but you dare to do it! Zhuyeqing kills for you, not only will you not get the bounty you promised, but you will be ganged up on it. Chasing and killing, why do you have such a big face?"

"you!"

"You, you, you!" Gu Sanqi held the dagger in his hand and pointed up and down in front of Yun Ruosu Shui's eyes. Yun Ruosu Shui took a few steps back, and she stepped forward.

That aggressive hooligan appearance attracted more and more people to watch.

"I said, why are you shameless? Do you want some face? For your man, for your gang, you have to show face? No matter how thick-skinned you are, don't throw it around! The spiritual damage you have caused our gang Fei, can the trouble caused by helping Zhuyeqing play the game in the future, can the wind blowing through the five thousand gold make up for it?"

"You!" Yun Ruosu blushed with anger, "Shut up!"

"Okay!" Gu Sanqi replied.

A gentleman uses his mouth but does not move his hands, while a rogue uses his mouth and hands.

Before Yun Ruosu Shui had time to react, she was stabbed in the throat by Gu Sanqi, who seemed to shut her mouth obediently.

She was hit at a critical decision point, and the momentary pain made her feel a little dazed. Seeing the blood bar dropping rapidly, she subconsciously wanted to call for help, but found that she couldn't make a sound.

Glancing at the system, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

[System] Your [throat] is ruptured, and you are bleeding continuously. You will have difficulty speaking, dizziness due to brain ischemia, etc. Please find an NPC for treatment as soon as possible.

Gu Sanqi's moves were all about hitting wherever it hurts, stabbing at the vital points with every stab, and turning Yun Ruosu into a white light in two or three strokes.

The incident happened suddenly, and the supervising helpers didn't even have time to come forward to rescue them. They saw that their guardian had disappeared into the vast night. The word "calm" that Wan ordered made everyone wonder whether they should step forward to take revenge.

The onlookers were stunned.

She vaguely heard someone saying to a friend beside her: "See, don't provoke women so easily in the future..."

It seems very reasonable.

Gu Sanqi nodded, and said to herself from the bottom of her heart: "Why are you impulsive? Don't provoke women, especially Yun Ruosu Shui, who is so fussy, shameless..."

But I have been provoked, what else can I do?

Hey, those who learn from Zhuyeqing, go offline, if you can't find someone, you can't settle accounts.

……

Yun Ruosu died in tears and came to the resurrection point. Before he had walked a few steps, he was surprised to find that his blood volume was still dropping.

She subconsciously said "Huh?", but when she heard her voice was extremely hoarse and unpleasant, she was taken aback for an instant, and ran to the NPC genius doctor next to the resurrection point for treatment.

The npc had a kind face and a friendly smile. After finding out Yun Ruosu's arrival, he smoothed his long gray beard and stretched out five fingers to her.

"Hardware?" she asked hoarsely.

The miracle doctor shook his head and said with a smile, "Fifty."

Yun Ruosu couldn't help gritting her teeth, and took out her wallet.

System, you are ruthless!

Gu Sanqi, you are cruel enough!

……

On the other side, Gu Sanqi had just logged out, turned off his computer and was about to go to bed, when he suddenly sneezed three times in succession.

After sneezing, she rubbed her nose and murmured, "It seems like the weather has changed again..."