Knowing You Pingxie

Cut hair

When I washed up this morning, I found that Poker Finger's bangs had grown back, so I had to give him a haircut on a whim.

Pulled out the comb, went to the study to get the scissors, went to the kitchen to get the kitchen knife, oh no, it was the apron, took the oil bottle to the living room, there was a small bench in the middle, and pushed the person onto it without any explanation.

Pokerfing had long bangs that almost covered his eyes. He looked up at me, "Master Wu", and there was a trace of confusion in the eyes behind the bangs.

I looked funny, and said with a smile, "It's time for a haircut, this time I'll cut it for you, how about it?"

Poker Bottle swished to his feet, then turned and ran.

I became anxious when I saw it. Holding the scissors and apron, I hula rushed forward and hugged him.

Seeing that Poker Fing was not struggling, I was happy again. I held Poker Finger's shoulders, forced him to look at me, and then smiled, "Why are you running, just trust me once, can't you?"

Poker-face was very solid, and asked softly, "Have you ever cut it before?"

I shook my head, and thought to myself, since when did this person start to care about hairstyles and know how to be beautiful.Then he immediately put away his hippie smile, and said solemnly, "Zhang Qiling, do you know what is the most important thing between husband and wife?"

Before Poker Ping could answer, I said earnestly, "It's trust."

Poker bottle didn't hold back when he heard the words, and said with a faint smile, "Then I'll cut it for you."

Satisfied now, I tied the apron around Poker's neck, got some water to wet my hair in a decent manner, and then waved the scissors to start the haircut.

After working for more than 20 minutes, Poker-Face couldn't help reminding Fatty that they had an appointment for dinner at noon, and that they were going to be late.

At this time, I have already cut the sweat on my forehead, obviously the battle situation is not very good.

Pokerfing didn't have any hope, let alone really care, so he encouraged, "It's good."

"Shut up!" I reprimanded in a professional spirit, "You didn't even look at it, so say something." Then I whispered, "Let me see if there is any possibility of saving it."

After dawdling for a while, the more I cut the hair, the more guilty I felt. I had a good face, and I was afraid that it would be ruined by my Wu style haircut.In the end, I had no choice but to comfort myself, it's okay, it's a big deal, and I can still shave.

Finally sorted it out, Poker-Face looked in the mirror.My little heart was pounding, and I was really nervous, but the man also took photos of the front and left and right sides, and the conclusion was still "very good."

Tears welled up in my eyes, as expected of true love.Then I thought, no, is there really something wrong with the aesthetics of Poker Bottle?

One is self-deceiving, and the other is willing to cooperate. Poker-Face went out with the most distinctive hairstyle in his life.Of course, except me and himself, other people don't have such a strong ability to bear it.

When the two of them went to the place they had agreed upon, it was Su Wan who opened the door. He almost sprayed me with a mouthful of Coke, and said to the inside, "Master, help! I saw the ultimate!"

I pointed at the back of Su Wan's head for a while, daring to laugh at my craftsmanship.

I found out after entering the house that I couldn't beat him at all.

To put it mildly, for example, Xiao Hua barely scored 59 points, of which [-] points were supported by Poker's handsome face.

Speaking directly, such as the fat man, he slapped his thigh directly, put his arms around Poker Bottle's neck and said, "Brother, where did you deal with it, tell me the address, and I will help you get justice."

Those who didn't dare to say anything, such as Li Cu, suppressed a smile and ate three bowls of rice in a daze.

There are also those who can't express their views, such as the black blind man, laughing until he cramp.

After all, there was only one caring girl. Zhang Haiqiong took a closer look, looked at me and whispered to Poker Bottle, "Qi Ling, do you want my sister to help you repair it?"

With a dark face, I finally calmly face the reality.

Looking at the central figure again, he still has a lukewarm expression on his face, drinking tea and eating calmly, as if the hair is not his, and the one who is ridiculed for his skills is not the guy at home.Hearing Zhang Haiqiong's proposal, he just said, "No need. It's pretty good."

Seeing this situation, I can only sigh silently, my old Zhang is better.

The meal was quite lively. I was full and I was half full.

Actually, Porky doesn't mind what those people say, as long as I'm happy.And he didn't take his hairstyle seriously, anyway, it would grow back in a month or two, so he was quite calm.

It's just that when we were making out that night, I suddenly laughed at my "masterpiece".Then I realized that this time it was really over, and now I had a big knot with Pokerfing...

After a month and a half, Pokerfing's hair really grew back, and my own hair grew.

I scratched my hair, thinking about which barber shop I would go to get a cut. When I looked up, I saw a black-faced god with a unique shape standing at the door of the bedroom.With scissors in one hand and an apron in the other.

I took a step back subconsciously, and said with a flattering smile, "The hero, spare your life."

Poker-Face smiled faintly, "Wu Xie, what is the most important thing between husband and wife? Come here and trust me once."

Nima, what else can I say?It's only for the sake of death...

sauerkraut

Speaking of which, Boyouping's hometown originated from Changbai Mountain, and he is from the Northeast. I guess he would like to eat sauerkraut.

At the beginning of autumn, I prepared a tank, bought more than a dozen Chinese cabbages, and prepared to accumulate sauerkraut.

After we lived here, I have basically been in charge of the cooking. When the fat man comes, the fat man will take the charge. Porky Oil Ping has a face that is not worldly, but in fact he is a good cook, but he refuses to cook easily.So we're in a state where I do what he eats.Although it's good not to be picky about food, it would be even better if he could cook more.

So this time, I kept thinking in my heart whether the Pork Bottle would accumulate sauerkraut?

So I handed him Baidu's method, and asked carefully, "Qi Ling, can you do this?"

After reading it, Poker-Face nodded, and then went straight to the yard, started to wash the cabbage and wash the tank, and then got busy by himself.After the cabbage is finished, a big stone is finally lifted and pressed on the top of the tank.

Fatty and I watched the whole process, and both felt it was fresh. I asked Fatty if Pokerfing really liked sauerkraut, so he had to do it himself?The fat man snorted, "Naively, accumulating sauerkraut is all about working hard, especially pressing the cylinder to move the big rock at the end. My brother is rushing to do it all to take care of your waist!"

I didn't answer, the weather was still not cold at that time, Poker Fase was moving the tank to the corner of the yard with his shirt on, so I had to take another look.

After a while, sauerkraut is ready to eat.The three of us gathered around the prepared sauerkraut, and we all had a sense of accomplishment.I took a bite, the taste was unfamiliar, but the taste was not bad.

Boyouping stared at me, as if asking him if the marinade was good, I gave him a thumbs up.

At this time, the fat man suddenly told me about a custom in the north. It is said that if you want to marry a wife in the north, you have to accumulate sauerkraut.

I've never heard of such a statement, it's very strange, but when I saw Poker Bottle, his expression turned out to be very serious.And he and the fat man didn't eat it, they just watched me eat it.

Is there really such a custom?I really didn't understand it.

It wasn't until the fat man couldn't hold back his laughter, and Poker Face also smiled lightly, that I was sure I had been fooled.

If you know, you can't blame me, Poker Face's serious expression is so contagious, I almost believe it.

(But it doesn't matter whether you believe it or not. After all, I'm already the "daughter-in-law" of Poker, isn't it.)

"Brother" and "Sister-in-law"

In view of the fact that Zhang Haike has always made the Wu family prosperous in the face of Lao Tzu, and later Poker Fing and I switched bodies. They took a leather bag, a waistcoat, and a white snake and fished an oil bucket, so "Wu Xiaofoye "'s reputation is getting louder and louder on the road.Today, I am completely in a state of riding a tiger.Alas, there is no way, in order to be able to protect myself and Poker, I still have to be this "Little Buddha Wu".But it’s much better to have Boyouping to help me, but this annoying thing keeps coming... No, this Li Cuo is sticking to me like a dead man, I took a sip of tea and controlled myself Then he put down his teacup and said to Li Cuo who had finished explaining the business but hadn't left yet, "Walk slowly."

Li Cu rolled his eyes in his heart, it was all because of me that he insisted on "sending" him back to school to take the college entrance examination that could no longer change his fate, and now this happened. (You are a little heartless, if Zhang Haike tells you to mess around with the society, you just mess around, but I tell you to study hard and then you won’t do it for helping you start a business in the future! Are you stupid?)

"The school will have a parents' meeting the day after tomorrow, will you go?" Li Cumao asked with great energy.

I smiled charmingly, and said, "Didn't I contract you to Su Wan's family, just let his parents go, and just take care of the two together."

"Damn, you still said it." Li Cu said, "You said it was my brother when you caught me going through the formalities for returning to school last time, and the teacher remembered you!"

"Say your brother is busy." I stood up and stretched.

Li Cu really rolled his eyes at me this time, and said, "I told you that you are too busy to come, but the teacher disagrees."

"What did your teacher say?"

"She said that she asked your sister-in-law to come. I wondered if she had taken a fancy to you, and asked if you were single." Li Cuo said.

"Your sister-in-law is not busy." I laughed, walked up to Pok You Ping who was sitting watching Ruo Ben, and asked with a playful smile, "Are you free the day after tomorrow?"

Zhang Qi Ling"......"

Li Cu's face was covered with black lines, stiff and weathered...

That night, in the middle of the night, Li Cuo, who was staying temporarily, heard his "brother" and I howl, "Zhang Qiling! You bastard! Come back!"

Li Cu secretly thought, since Zhang Nanshen came back, Wu Xie's snake spirit disease has indeed improved a lot, but it's really disturbing the people to be tossing around like this every day!

The author has something to say: This article is officially over here, thank you for your understanding and support.Next, I plan to create an original "Yimi Detective Agency", and I hope everyone can continue to support it.However, I have just started writing, so it will take a while, please don't worry!At that time, please search for "Yimi Detective Agency" in the works or search for Bobowski in the author and you will find it.