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It was impossible to get Osamu Dazai into the kitchen without even thinking about it.

For this reason, the two children were even paid by Rimuhe to accompany him to bathe Fufu.

Here I have to say something about Sawada Tsunayoshi, this child is really miserable.

Although Fufu is targeting Osamu Dazai, he always seems to be able to be implicated innocently.

As for Higurashi Tatsuka, although she is also hated by Fufu when it comes to taking a bath, she is fine with Osamu Dazai standing in front of her.

Compared with Osamu Dazai and his two children flying around in the bathroom, the atmosphere in the kitchen downstairs is obviously much better.There is absolutely nothing to say about the craftsmanship of Sawada Nana, and everyone who has eaten it says it is great.Even if Rimuhe and Rimulixiang bought so many messy ingredients, she just used up her brain a little bit, and then filled all those ingredients into the rice dumplings.

Because there was no Dazai Osamu's intervention, their dinner was quite harmonious.Sawada Tsunayoshi and Higurashi Tachika can be regarded as more obedient children. Otherwise, letting a five-year-old child eat is no less than a small war for parents, and it can completely exhaust them mentally and physically.

But Osamu Dazai hasn't experienced it at all yet.

A day of rough and tumbles goes by quickly when there are young children around.

The next day, when the two children just woke up, they saw various paints placed in the yard and a white carp banner that had been spread on the clean ground.

Ri Muhe bought the simplest kind, and even the sewn carp flag has a pattern drawn by black thin lines, which can be said to be very suitable for handicapped people.

In order to create time for Dazai Osamu to cultivate the family relationship between father and son, Hi Muhe did not touch their big carp, and she took out a smaller white carp banner to indicate that it was her own.

When Higurashi Tatsuka came out, he saw Dazai Osamu beating a wooden pole, which was the wooden pole on which the carp banner would be hung at the end.

"Is it a little short?" It's not that Osamu Dazai didn't have a carp streamer in his memory, but he had never done it by himself, even if it was just coloring it.So he was also very novel, and when he did things, he didn't think about stealing and playing tricks.

"At this height, it's not considered short. If it's any taller, it's easy to fall." Hearing Dazai Osamu's words, Hi Muhe looked at it and said.

"Can't this really be placed on the roof?" Osamu Dazai said unwillingly.At the beginning, he thought the pole was not high enough, and tried to change it. After being rejected, he still wanted to put the pole on the roof.

"Put it so high, do you think you put a lightning rod?" I knew that Osamu Dazai wanted his carp banner to fly high, but he didn't know it, and thought they were going to lead the lightning.

One morning, Hi Muhe didn't know how many times he had rejected Osamu Dazai.

"...Okay then." Osamu Dazai seemed a little reluctant, but he had to listen to experts for this kind of matter, otherwise he really felt that Higurashi would leave him angrily.

"Both of you, go to the house and find Sister Nana to change your clothes, otherwise it will be bad if the paint gets on the clothes." After teaching Osamu Dazai, Higurashi He Brick said to the two children.

I'm not afraid of them playing, but the paint of the carp streamer is waterproof, and if it gets on the clothes, it's really hard to clean it off.

"Ahe, what about me?" Seeing that the two children went to change clothes in the house, Osamu Dazai also pulled his clothes.

"Aren't your clothes all the same? Let's make do, there are no old clothes for you here." Speaking of this, Ri Muhe suddenly remembered that he had said before that he was going to buy clothes for Osamu Dazai, but now, their family Also failed to find a suitable time to go to the mall.

Osamu Dazai didn't say anything, but he just stood up to others like that, which made it hard to resist.

"We've been to the teacher's place. When we go back, let's go shopping in Ginza? Last time we agreed to buy parent-child cultural shirts together." Himuhe did not forget that when he went to the amusement park last time, Dazai Osamu looked at her and Higurashi Tachika Wearing a parent-child outfit, the sour smell can be smelled from a long distance.If it wasn't for helping him match a suit, Hi Muhe really thought that Osamu Dazai would turn himself into a lemon, and then he wouldn't go out with them.

"Okay!" Osamu Dazai didn't ask Hi Muhe why he suddenly thought of this matter. After all, it's obvious that Hi Muhe has her in mind now, so it's good to know that she is remembered like this, and sometimes it's enough to understand , there is no need to say it.

"Father, what are you talking about?" Coincidentally, Tatsuka Higurashi also came out with Tsunayoshi Sawada at this time.

"You'll know what to say when the time comes." Ri Mu He rubbed Hi Mu Li Xiang's little head, but didn't tell her what they were talking about.

"Well, are you all ready?" Osamu Dazai clapped his palms and stood up. The wooden poles for hanging the carp banners had been prepared, so the only thing left was the most important carp banners.

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Ready! "Tachika Higurashi and Tsunayoshi Sawada were obviously very happy. After all, such parent-child activities were not very common before.

The two mothers are relatively quiet, subconsciously, they dare not be too noisy.They always think that they can't cause trouble to their mothers, but they don't know that their mothers want them to be more lively.

Especially Sawada Nana, although Sawada Tsunayoshi is not as troublesome as other children, but if she is too quiet, she will worry about whether Sawada Tsunayoshi is being bullied again.

"Then the game has begun!" Osamu Dazai stuffed the small brushes he prepared earlier into the hands of the two children, "Come on, let's compete with mom to see who can finish painting first!"

"Brother Gang, let's go fast! Mom is super fast, we must be faster than mom!" After being told by Osamu Dazai, Higurashi Rika obviously became anxious.

"Don't be in a hurry..." Tsunayoshi Sawada scratched his head as he said. "Shouldn't we discuss the color palette first?"

There are still quite a lot of paint on the ground. Although they are all relatively peaceful paints, if we don’t discuss the color matching, it will definitely be a mess in the end.

"Well..." Osamu Dazai touched his chin, thinking that these colors seem to match well, even if he draws randomly, there shouldn't be any problem? "What color does Tsuna-kichi want?"

After all, the carp streamer was made for Sawada Tsunayoshi, so of course I have to ask what Sawada Tsunayoshi thinks.

"Black?" In the eyes of children, there seems to be no color that can express maturity more than black.

"Then the main color is black!" Osamu Dazai immediately made up his mind.

"If it's black, it will look better with a little gold." Higurashi Lixiang is still discussing the color of the carp flag, and Higurashi He has already started to draw it here.But when they heard them talking, I still reminded them aloud.

"Then add gold!" Osamu Dazai immediately decided to add gold.

"Why do I feel something is wrong?" Higurashi Tachika looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi, but Sawada Tsunayoshi was also confused.

"If you add gold, you can choose one of red or blue, and it should be almost the same." Probably because Dazai Osamu is really inexperienced, so Ni Muhe simply helped them choose a color. "When drawing the carp's head, the hand must be steady, so in this respect, Zhijun is the most suitable for you."

"Small idea!" Dazai Osamu saw how obedient the paintbrush in Hi Muhe's hand, and agreed without thinking.After all, in the first two decades of Dazai's life, there really wasn't much that could stop him.

"If the carp's head is handed over to Dad, Agang and I will be in charge of the body parts!" Seeing that the mother over there had already drawn the carp's eyes, Ritsuka Higurashi also became anxious and pulled After seeing Tsunayoshi Sawada, he quickly started drawing.

Ri Muhe looked at the division of labor and cooperation of the three people, bowing their heads and drawing seriously, and smiled, and also bowed their heads to draw their own.

The carp is prepared for Higurashi Rika, and the color is relatively bright, because she has already thought about the color matching in advance, so she draws without distractions, and it is easy to immerse herself in it.

But where the sun sets and the incense sticks, it seems that it is not so harmonious.

"Father, why did you paint the carp's mouth purple?" Higurashi Lixiang was extremely confused now.

His father can always do some very puzzling things.

"I think it should be painted with lipstick." Only Osamu Dazai can think of makeup for the carp streamer.

"I understand the truth, why did you paint her purple?" Higurashi Lixiang was a little bit broken, it's not that there is no color in the mouth of the carp, but the purple patch on the whole head is particularly disharmonious.It's like... It's like this carp streamer has been poisoned, which makes people collapse.

"Don't Lixiang sauce think that purple is very noble?" Osamu Dazai looked up and down, and thought that his painting was pretty good. Why did the girl react so strongly?

Higurashi Lixiang felt that if he looked at the carp's mouth again, he would be mad at himself. "Dad, don't change colors casually!"

"Wait, what happened to that fin?!!!" Higurashi Tatsuka turned her head, and saw the obviously very uncoordinated fins again.

Before today, Higurashi Lixiang never felt that she had obsessive-compulsive disorder, and of course she doesn't know it now.But she knew that she couldn't look at that fish mouth anymore, otherwise she would really drive herself crazy.

"Dad, what the hell have you done!" Her carp banner!

It was obvious that the drawing was already finished, but in the end... what the hell is this!

If you want to drink, there is a certain gap in reality.The parts drawn by her and Tsunayoshi Sawada are crooked, and Dazai Osamu's whim is just to make this carp streamer, which is a bit out of the way, in a magical direction.

Higurashi Lika pursed her mouth, squatted at the position of the fish's head, regretting her carp banner.

She is really difficult, super difficult!