My father Yokohama lockpicker

As a rare weekend with no plans and nothing to do, the first important thing is probably the cleaning.

Although the whole noon was wasted because of sleeping late and Osamu Dazai's dark cooking, the problem was not too big.

After putting hats made of old newspapers on the actor's husband and Lixiang, Ah He pushed them into the living room.

"I'll leave the living room to you, is there any problem?"

"No problem! Guaranteed to complete the task!" The father and daughter nodded at the same time. Usually there is a sweeping robot in the living room. What they need to do now is to clean up the objects and dust on the table.

"Then I'm going to clean the kitchen now, and I'll check when I come out." Ah He looked at the two suspiciously.

"Fufu will help me monitor you, if you are lazy, Fufu will kick your ass."

"Fufu!" Flying high in the air, Holmes nodded, expressing that he would be optimistic about the father and daughter.

"Ahe is too much!" Osamu Dazai pouted when he heard that Fufu was going to monitor him and Lixiang. "You don't care about me and Lixiang, and let this cat demon watch over us!"

"Yes." Ah He nodded coldly, "Because Zhijun, you don't have any trust in cleaning."

Osamu Dazai escaped countless times during the general cleaning of the Armed Detective Agency.

"Too much, too much!" Osamu Dazai shouted dissatisfied.

Ah He looked at Osamu Dazai as if he was about to roll over at the first glance, and felt that his head hurt a little, "If you don't start right away, you will definitely not be able to finish the work today. Does Zhijun want to continue working next weekend?"

Sometimes, Ah He felt that when Osamu Dazai made a fuss, he was just as annoying as Tachika who couldn't speak when he was a child.

"Father is really too ignorant." Li Xiang looked at Osamu Dazai who was arguing with his mother like a child and shook his head.

She is different from her childish father, she is the most reliable little baby of mother!

"Fufu, watch me show my talents!" Putting on a paper hat and a small rag that her mother had prepared in advance, Li Xiang rushed to the TV cabinet, which is the place with the most dust.

"Lixiang, don't wipe my CD with a wet rag anymore, do you understand?" Himuhe, who was still bargaining with Osamu Dazai over there, saw Lixiang rushing towards her CD with a wet rag again. Just hang up.

"It's okay, Mom, don't worry, I will definitely protect your CD this time!" Li Xiang patted her chest, expressing that there was nothing wrong with it.

After coming to Yokohama for three months, this is the second time to clean.When cleaning up last time, Lixiang wiped her mother's CDs with a wet rag, causing so many CDs to soak in water.

Ri Muhe opened his mouth to refuse, but he couldn't bear to discourage his daughter's enthusiasm, so he simply pushed Dazai Osamu, "Your daughter, watch it yourself, don't harm my CD."

After finishing speaking, Hi Muhe simply ran into the kitchen out of sight, without any intention of arguing with Osamu Dazai.

As for Lixiang, she first took out all the things in the TV cabinet and put them on the floor.Helping mother tidy up all kinds of cabinets, and some small things, Lixiang can be said to be practice makes perfect.

But when she saw a black one with a big white cross drawn on it, she was still very puzzled.When I moved, I obviously didn’t have any. Did my mother buy it recently?

"Lixiang, what are you doing?"

Dad's voice came from behind, and Li Xiang subconsciously put away the disc in fright. She never wiped the disc with a wet rag again!

"No, I'm packing up my mother's CD." Li Xiang hurriedly put the CD together, then picked up a small rag and began to clean up the space that was just cleaned up.

"Really?" Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, as if trying to discern whether what she said was true.

"Really, it's true!" Lixiang nodded heavily, expressing that she really didn't have any intentions of harming her mother's CD.

"Okay, I believe you." Dazai Osamu looked at Lixiang's nervous expression, nodded, and let her go.He sat cross-legged next to Lixiang, "How do I tidy up here?"

"Just move all these things out, then wipe off the dust on the table, and then move all the things back after the table is dry." Li Xiang demonstrated with his father, and put the The succulents are moved to the floor, and the table tops are wiped down there.

But it seems that because she just wiped a drawer, the rag became dirty, and the tabletop not only did not become clean, but became even dirtier. ? ? ?You promised to show your father a demonstration, but it turned out like this?Li Xiang felt that he lost all face immediately.

"Pfft," Osamu Dazai laughed when he saw Li Xiang's snoring, but in order to avoid the little princess getting angry, he restrained himself a bit, "I understand Li Xiang's meaning now."

Lixiang didn't ignore the laughter just now, she suspected that her father was laughing at her, but now she also understood what was wrong, turned around and went to wash the rag, and pointed her butt at Osamu Dazai.

"Fufu?" Fufu, who was flying in the air, was cleaning up, and a lot of dust was floating in the air, and it landed uncomfortably.

"Is Fufu choked?" Lixiang found Fufu who seemed uncomfortable after washing the rag.

"Fufu... Ah Chirp!" Before Fufu finished speaking, she sneezed.

"I understand! Fufu wait for me here." Putting the cleaned rag aside, Li Xiang quickly ran back to the room, aiming at the children's mask that she bought earlier.

She not only took out one for Fufu, but also put one on for herself.Because it is a children's model, there is also a cute little rabbit pattern on it, which is similar to Fufu's ears, although Fufu is actually a cat monster, not a rabbit monster.

"Fufu?" Detective Holmes could tell at a glance what Lixiang wanted to do, but... please let the famous detective refuse!

"Don't be afraid, Fufu, as long as you wear this, you won't sneeze!" Lixiang looked seriously at Holmes who was backing away.

"Fufu!" No!

Seeing that Fufu was about to fly again, Lixiang commanded Osamu Dazai without hesitation, "Father help me catch Fufu!"

Osamu Dazai had long been dissatisfied with the things coming out of the pond, and after hearing Lixiang's words, he quickly caught Fufu who was about to fly.

"Come on, I'll hold it down for you!" Osamu Dazai directly pressed Fufu's two paws, and then let Lixiang come over to clean him up.

"Hmph, look at me!" Lixiang subconsciously wanted to put the mask on Fufu's ears, and then realized in a daze that in this case, the mask would be covering Fufu's head.

"It's okay, it won't bother me!" Lixiang looked left and right, and found a piece of ribbon on the sofa. She simply put the mask on Fufu's mouth and nose, and then used the satin ribbon on the back of Fufu's head. A bow is tied through the ears of the mask.

"Fufu!" Holmes was angry!

Osamu Dazai saw that his goal had been achieved, so he let go of Fufu.Looking at Fufu's claws that have not been sharpened at all, Osamu Dazai has every reason to believe that if he doesn't let go, Fufu will scratch himself.

"Perfect!" Lixiang looked at Fufu who flew into the air with a bright smile, as if she didn't feel angry Fufu, "Look, this way I won't sneeze!"

"Fufu." Fufu pointed her butt at Lixiang to show her attitude, then turned and flew towards the kitchen.

The famous detective has seen through it. Lixiang, this little bastard, must have learned from that black mud!

Lixiang stuck out her tongue looking at Fufu who was unwilling to pay attention to her, then turned around and took her rag to Dazai Osamu's side, and joined him to clean up.

"How did Lixiang know the names of the things fished out of the pond?" According to Edogawa Ranpo, only Lixiang knew these things.

"You'll know when you fish it out." How did Li Xiang know why?In her memory, if she knew it, she knew it.

To Osamu Dazai, Tachika like this is almost as incomprehensible as Edogawa Ranpo who can see through everything at a glance.Because the information in their brains is completely different from that of normal people.

"Well, if Dad is curious about the pool, I can ask Dad to try it." When Li Xiang said this, the reluctance on his face was almost overflowing, "Just for a while!"

She held out one of her index fingers and repeated again.

Osamu Dazai looked at Lixiang's little expression that you were about to refuse, and couldn't help laughing, "Then it's settled, I'll just smoke once."

After hearing Osamu Dazai's words, Lixiang collapsed almost visible to the naked eye, "Okay, I get it, just once!"

My heart hurts, I missed another fishing.

"Pfft ha ha ha" Osamu Dazai laughed outright when he saw Li Xiang's distressed appearance.

No wonder so many people like to tease children, teasing children is really interesting.

The general cleaning of Lixiang's house was procrastinated by his father, Osamu Dazai, until the evening.During this period, because the father and daughter angered the famous detective Sherlock Holmes, they would be told by Fufu to their mother at the top of the food chain whenever they were lazy.

The two of them really experienced the feeling of being persecuted by a famous detective, and secretly made up their minds in their hearts, since they had already offended a famous detective.Then the other famous detective must be treated well, otherwise, if the two famous detectives work together, they will really have a bad life.

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As soon as the weekend is over, the husband and wife who both have jobs are about to go to work, and even the little girl Li Xiang, who was supposed to sleep in at home during the holiday, is forced to be pulled up by his father Osamu Dazai.

Last night it was very late again, and Li Xiang, who was not as experienced as an adult at all, squinted her eyes in the morning and was taken away by her father's set of washing.

She didn't wake up until she sat at the dining table and looked at the fried eggs and milk on the plate.

"Didn't Dad do it?" Li Xiang secretly glanced at his father who was still in the bathroom, and secretly asked his mother who was sitting in front of him.

"No." Mom shook her head, her attitude was very firm. "Your father will never be allowed to cook in the kitchen again."

"Well, I will supervise Dad." In this regard, the mother and daughter's opinions can be said to be very consistent.

"Don't let Dad know, or he will be sad." Although he married Dazai Osamu not long ago, Ri Muhe already understood very well that Dazai Osamu, although superficially inconspicuous, actually has a glass heart.

If you keep praising him in life, he must be doing well.If you don't know where to hit him, you will shrink into your shell like a turtle.Even if you feel uneasy in your heart, you have to save face and give them an appearance that I'm fine and I'm not afraid.

In short, he is a very glass-hearted person.Just like in the emotional column, the girlfriend who is moody all day long and doesn't know why she is angry needs careful love.

"Well, I understand." Li Xiang nodded seriously, "It is Li Xiang's responsibility to take care of Dad!"

"It's good to know, but don't say it in front of Dad, or he will be shy." Ri Muhe warned again worriedly, otherwise if Osamu Dazai finds out, he might be as shy as a mimosa again I dare not meet people anymore.

"I know, this is a secret between me and my mother!" After having the secret of being named Dad with her mother, Li Xiang felt that she had grown up a bit, and would understand her father after all.

"Okay, let's eat quickly." Looking at his daughter's well-behaved appearance, if it wasn't for the wrong time, Ri Muhe would probably have touched her orange hair. "Daddy will take you and Fufu to the detective agency today. We will have lunch at the coffee shop at noon. You should be quiet when you go to the detective agency and don't disturb your sister and uncle's work, do you understand?"

"I know!" Li Xiang nodded.

After discussing with his parents yesterday, when Dazai Osamu was taking Lixiang with him today, Lixiang secretly stuffed a lot of chocolates into his backpack, which was a bribe for a detective.

She still wanted to see who was stronger, Mr. Ranpo or Fufu, but she didn't say a word to either of them.After all, no matter which of these two famous detectives finds out first, they will be furious. Who will let the world's number one famous detective always have only one?

After Dad came out of the bathroom, Mom was already pinching Lixiang.

"Should I still wear a white bow today?" Actually, there is no such colorful and reflective white on the market. The bow is completely made by Lixiang begging her mother to use leftovers from her handicrafts.

"Yes, yes!" Although she didn't wear it at school because it caught some children's eyes, it didn't mean she couldn't wear it outside.

"Fufu!" The colorful and reflective bow made Fufu think of a liar, and she rejected the bow very much.

"The bow is innocent, it has nothing to do with Merlin!" Lixiang noticed Fufu's eyes, and immediately hugged her own bow.

It doesn't matter what happens to Merlin, anyway, she doesn't know her, but her bow is absolutely innocent.

"Fufu." Fufu bared her teeth, it doesn't like anything related to Merlin!

"I can kick Merlin with Fufu, but my bow is innocent!" Lixiang held up her own bow and showed it to Fufu, "Look at how beautiful this bow is, it even reflects light! Even if it is Merlin, it must You will also be blinded by the bow!"

For her own bow, Lixiang really worked hard.

"Fufu." Perhaps it was the last sentence that blinded Merlin's eyes that moved Fufu, and Fufu temporarily let go of Lixiang's bow.

"Huh—" Lixiang watched Fufu soften her attitude, and immediately asked her mother to put on her bow.

She just likes such a bow. Why do so many people have opinions on it?Her bow is truly innocent.

Mother Higurashi He and father Dazai Osamu listened to the whole story, how Tachika rescued her bow tie from the claws of the famous detective Sherlock Holmes, and almost held back their laughter.

Osamu Dazai finished his breakfast in twos and twos, and then threw the bowls and chopsticks directly into the dishwasher. After turning on the washing and disinfection, it would be fine to take them out at night.

"Okay, has Lixiang packed up? I'm leaving!"

"Okay, okay!" Higurashi Tatsuka was carrying her small schoolbag, which contained a gift for Mr. Ranpo, a famous detective, and her guardian egg.

When Fufu came out with Lixiang carrying her schoolbag on her back, she seemed to ask about the unpleasant smell.

"Fufu?" Such a small schoolbag, would Merlin hide in it?

"There is no Merlin? There are only my guardian eggs and chocolates in it!" In order to dispel Fufu's suspicion, Lixiang even opened the small backpack for Fufu to see.

From the first moment she saw that flirty egg, Fufu was sure that even if that white egg wasn't Merlin, it must have some kind of relationship with Merlin.This made it subconsciously want to kick up.

"No, Fufu." Seeing that Fufu was about to kick up, Lixiang immediately pulled up her schoolbag.

"That's my guardian egg. If it is kicked into pieces, my dream will also be shattered." Lixiang tried to reason with Fufu.

"Fufu," Facing Tatsuka Higurashi who wanted to reason with him, the famous detective Holmes only felt that this little bastard must have been deceived by that liar Merlin.

"No!" Lixiang retorted, "I have never met Merlin, how could I be deceived?"

"Fufu!" Haven't you been tricked by Merlin enough, you little bastard!

"No, I haven't been cheated before. I'm so smart, how could I be cheated? Absolutely impossible!" Lixiang became angry, and started talking nonsense to Fufu.

"Fu... Fufu!" The detective said you have it, so you have it!

"No, it's just not!"

"Fufu!" The famous detective has seen through everything!

"If I say no, there is no!"

"Humph!"

"Humph!"

In the end, the two little ones couldn't argue with each other, so they simply turned their heads away from each other.

"I felt like I had two kids..." Two bickering kids.Hi Muhe watched the two children walking in front, then turned to talk to Osamu Dazai.

"Ahe is reminding me, do you still want a child?" Osamu Dazai rubbed his chin, as if thinking.

Ri Muhe was slightly taken aback when she heard Dazai Osamu's voice, she looked into Dazai Osamu's eyes, and after confirming that he was really just talking casually, she relaxed slightly. "One Lixiang is enough, and Fufu is half. If there is another one, I think I will definitely go crazy."

Although the child is [-]% cute when he is cute, but when he gets up, he absolutely does not shrink at all.

"Then it's good to look like this." Dazai Osamu turned his head to look at Lixiang who couldn't care about the road because he was angry with Fufu.There was a deep look in his eyes, and no one knew what he was thinking.

As a famous detective, Fufu knew that a normal cat demon would never fly, so when she was about to see a person, she flew directly onto Ri Muhe's shoulder and stopped.

Walking here, you can already see the red house of the Armed Detective Agency.Seeing Osamu Dazai's attitude towards Fufu, Higurashi has every reason to believe that when he gets to the detective agency, will he and Tachika fix Fufu together, so she has to remind Osamu Dazai.

"If Fufu and Lixiang continue to have conflicts, Zhijun can't take action. Children's affairs must be resolved by themselves." If adults intervene at this time, the matter may become a mess, and then it will be out of control. tidy.

After all, in Ri Muhe's eyes, Fufu and Lixiang are like friends who have lost their temper. Even if no one cares about them, they will reconcile after a while.

"Ah, ah, ah." Bringing Fufu to the Armed Detective Agency, Osamu Dazai naturally has his own plans, and he can't fail to see that after the two little guys have quarreled, no one is willing to take a step back , but they all want the other party to take a step back.

"Okay, I'm going to work." Having already reached the gate of the coffee shop, Ri Muhe looked at Li Xiang, "Do you want to say goodbye to Mom?"

"I'll see you later, Mom." Ri Mu Lixiang awkwardly walked to his mother, Ri Mu He, and said goodbye to her.Fufu rubbed against Rimuhe, then awkwardly jumped onto Lixiang's head.

"Be good, mom will make dessert for you at noon." After touching the two little guys, Himuhe gestured to Osamu Dazai, telling him to keep an eye on the two kids, and then entered the coffee shop.

"Mom is going to work, and dad is going to work too." Osamu Dazai went upstairs with two angry puffer fish, one big and one small.

They didn't come very early today. At this time, there were already several scattered people sitting in the office of the Armed Detective Agency.

After Osamu Dazai opened the door, unexpectedly, Edogawa Ranpo was the first to find Higurashi Tatsuka and Fufu.

He even put on his glasses right away, and then moved closer, looking at Fufu in all directions as if looking at some rare treasure.

However, until the end, he still couldn't make a conclusion about what kind of creature Fufu was.

However, it was probably an aura problem between the famous detectives. While being observed by Edogawa Ranpo, Holmes was also observing him.

"Fufu!" Holmes Fufu is the world's number one detective!

"What is it talking about?" Edogawa who couldn't understand Fuyu looked at Lixiang in disorder.