After Xiao Zuojing took the group pet script

Before the recording of the program started, the entire backstage was noisy, and the staff were busy spinning around like a spinning top.

Today's show is a special show for artists under Wenhuang Entertainment. The "Entertainment Crisp Sugar" program team invited Wenhuang Entertainment's mainstay, Lu Zhicheng, the new singing and dancing traffic idol of domestic entertainment, the two senior sisters of the girl group Milk Girl, and The four members of the company's latest idol boy group, Nebula.

At this moment, the stylists and makeup artists are all around Lu Zhicheng, who is more famous, and the two senior sisters, leaving the four newcomers of Nebula aside.

Song Wenxing, who was sitting in the corner, yawned boredly, and rubbed the silicone shoulder pads he had just put on before going out uncomfortable.

Song Wenxing has just come of age this year and is the youngest member of the N group.

He has fair skin, a slender figure, and slender limbs. He has a short, round face that is juvenile, but has a pair of round cat eyes at the end of his eyes. He looks very alert and not easy to mess with.

"Little ones, today's variety show is very important to you, you must be cautious and cautious." Manager Andy took out a handkerchief, wiped Schrödinger's sweat nervously on his forehead, and No.30 told the four of them eight times The four newcomers of Group N said, "This is the first time that the company has arranged group variety show resources for you, and let Ah Cheng take you on the show. You must cherish this opportunity."

"Don't worry brother Andy, I will take good care of my brothers." Captain Su Qi is always the first to respond.

"Understood brother." As his name suggests, Bai Lianwen smiled softly, with a look of understanding, "Don't worry about us, we will behave well."

Dou Yiran was playing games with his mobile phone, without raising his head, he sneered and said, "As long as someone doesn't hold back."

Song Wenxing, who was connoted, raised his head to the sky and rolled his eyes, and replied unceremoniously: "Oh, you are a pig or a dog, and you still divide your legs?"

Dou Yiran suddenly raised his head and stared at him: "Song Wenxing, are you courting death?"

Song Wenxing turned his face away: "Slightly slighty, I can't hear you!"

"Wen Xing, especially you." Dou Yiran's words reminded Andy that a rival of Lu Zhicheng was also sitting in the group, so he quickly interrupted the two, "I don't care what you do off stage, but on stage you absolutely You can't hate Lu Zhicheng, remember?"

Song Wenxing was called by name, curled his lips, and restrained himself honestly: "Got it."

After finishing speaking, Dou Yiran rolled his eyes again, so angry that Dou Yiran's seven orifices smoked: "You!"

Nebula is an idol boy group launched this year by Wen Huang Entertainment, one of the top three domestic entertainment companies. The members are carefully selected from the company's trainees.

——Except for Song Wenxing who parachuted in on the eve of the formation of the group.

As soon as the N group debuted, countless popular artists posted Weibo calls to build momentum for them. Big-name endorsements received soft deals, and interviews were held one after another.

Even the first single "Within Your Touch" was written by Wen Huang Entertainment executives using their personal relationships and entrusting the hard-to-find music bigwigs to arrange the music and write the lyrics.In the MV, Li Yingying, a female artist and music goddess of the same company, plays the leading role in person.

Only three months after their debut, Group N has already enjoyed the top resources of the company, and with this golden song and cool and exquisite MV, it has swept the major original music charts and attracted countless fans.

Overnight, all members of the N group became hot new stars.

——Of course, except for Song Wenxing.

There are four members in the N group, Su Qi for Vocal, Bai Lian for Dance, Dou Yiran for Rap, and...

You can't sing, you can't dance, you can't sing and dance, Song Wenxing.

The other three members have been attracting fans smoothly, only Song Wenxing has been hacked.

Every time he mentioned that he was hacked, Song Wenxing was so angry that he wanted to spiral up to the sky in place.

He is a rookie trainee who has just signed with Wenhuang Entertainment, and his practice time is only two months, and he is still in a blank state where he knows nothing.

At that time, Group N was still in preparation, except for the candidate for C, the step-son of Wenhuang Entertainment's big boss, and the prince of Wenhuang Entertainment, no one knew who the other final members would be.

Song Wenxing didn't care about this matter at all, he entered the industry to chase stars, no one could be him.

As a result, on the eve of the formation of the group, the original C position actually terminated the contract and ran away.

Song Wenxing, who looked somewhat similar to him, was temporarily stuffed into the N regiment for rescue, and followed the other three people out of the bag in a daze.

Then, Song Wenxing started his idol career where he was hacked when he debuted.

The entanglement between Song Wenxing and Lu Zhicheng also started from here.

Lu Zhicheng is 22 years old. He is a newly popular idol in domestic entertainment, a resident on the cover of fashion magazines, and an artist highly praised by Wen Huang Entertainment.

He worked as a trainee for seven years in PP Brokerage Company, one of the top three in Han Country, and later became the only foreign artist in PP Company to make his solo debut with his cool typhoon, strong strength and heaven-defying appearance.

In the first year of his debut, Lu Zhicheng won the Best Golden Melody Award of the year with his original songs, which caused a shock in the cold country music scene.

Not long after, Wenhuang Entertainment spent a huge amount of money to lure Lu Zhicheng back to China.

When Lu Zhicheng first returned to China, his domestic fans were very excited.

No matter how popular Lu Zhicheng was in the cold country, he was just a newcomer with foreign nationality, and there was still no such person in the country.Han Country's development space and market are much smaller than those in China, and only returning to China will be more helpful to Lu Zhicheng's career.

After the original C position suddenly terminated the contract and ran away, in order to appease the public opinion, Wen Huang Entertainment once let the one thousand marketing account raised by his subordinates spread the word, saying that Lu Zhicheng, who had just returned to China, would join the N group to save the field.

As soon as the rumors came out, this rookie boy group hadn't debuted yet, and the popularity continued to rise again.

Lu Zhicheng's domestic fans reacted very fiercely, hoping that he can fly solo instead of having a whole group with one person.

But after weighing the pros and cons, more fans chose to support the company's approach.

It has long been rumored in the industry that Nebula was formed by the boss of Wenhuang Entertainment to support his stepson, and that after his debut, he will enjoy various top resources of the company.Now that the person ran away, the C position happened to be vacant.

And Lu Zhicheng had just returned to China, and his chassis was unstable, so it was really not suitable for him to fight alone.

For Lu Zhicheng, joining the N group is a deal that will never lose money.

It didn't take long for Lu Zhicheng's fans to acquiesce in the statement that Lu Zhicheng would join the N group, waiting quietly for the official announcement.

Until Wenhuang Entertainment made another wave of surprise operations.

Lu Zhicheng didn't join the N group, this big cake was cut off by the amateur Song Wenxing who broke out halfway.

Lu Zhicheng's fans were stunned.

Shady!This is definitely shady!

Gou Ri's Wenhuang Entertainment actually started playing fan tricks!

Brother Chengzi is beautiful and miserable, but he can't play with an airborne waste relationship household!

And after the tool man Song Wenxing took over the order——

N Tuantuan fans scolded him for slowing down in paddling, Lu Zhicheng's fans scolded him for stealing Lu Zhicheng's resources, and some good-for-nothing people compared Song Wenxing with the C-position who had run away before, saying that he was just a stand-in with no emotions.

Song Wenxing was so aggrieved that he couldn't explain it.

Just get scolded.Worst of all, he was silently squeezed out by his teammates.

The other three members of the team have known each other since they were trainees. After forming a group, they often posted Weibo to cue each other, and group fans boasted about their brotherhood every day.

After the original C position ran away, the three teammates originally expected Lu Zhicheng to join the regiment to bring the popularity of the regiment, but they didn't expect a useless parachute to come in the end.

They couldn't get angry, so they often formed a group to exclude Song Wenxing in private, but they still sold fake group souls to the outside world.

The worst thing is not only this.

It is said that the song "Untouchable" by the N group was originally intended for Lu Zhicheng, but the company executives suddenly decided to assign it to the N group.

After Lu Zhicheng's fans found out about this, they became even more furious. They went to Wenhuang Entertainment's official blog to defend their rights, and single-handedly tore the company into the trending searches.

In the end, it was Lu Zhicheng who came out and posted on Weibo to smooth things over, saying that he offered to give this song to the junior group, and comforted the fans by saying that he could write the song himself, so the fans gave up.

Except for Song Wenxing, the other three members of the N group went online immediately, reposted Lu Zhicheng's Weibo, said "Thank you brother", "Thank you Ah Cheng", "My favorite brother Chengzi", and put on a look that they are very familiar with Lu Zhicheng. look.

Wenhuang Entertainment immediately took the opportunity to market again, letting the N group suck Lu Zhicheng's blood.

As a result, two more inexplicable labels appeared on Lu Zhicheng——

"Care for juniors".

"The fifth member of the N regiment".

Thinking of this, Song Wenxing sneered.

It's all because of Lu Zhicheng!

Otherwise, I wouldn't be so miserable!

Song Wenxing turned his head and glanced at Lu Zhicheng who was sitting not far from him.

Lu Zhicheng was surrounded by the staff members, leaning back, leaning against the back of the chair in an absolutely relaxed posture, chatting with them with a smile.

Lu Zhicheng recently accepted the advertisement endorsement of an international sports brand. Even the large shopping mall opposite the company replaced the LED giant screen billboard with his endorsement. Song Wenxing was forced to admire the beauty of his rival when he passed by every day.

On the show today, Lu Zhicheng wore a sportswear of this brand, a loose white jacket over a blue long-sleeved shirt, and the color scheme looked very energetic.Even when he was sitting, the black slim-fit sweatpants made his long legs look long and straight.

In order to match Lu Zhicheng's outfit today, the stylist gave him a refreshing hairstyle, and the makeup artist added just the right light makeup.

Looking at it from Song Wenxing's point of view, Lu Zhicheng turned sideways to himself, just showing the arc of the straight bridge of the nose to perfection.

He was born with a pair of smiling eyes, and his brimming smile diluted the harshness of his facial features a lot.

I don't know what Lu Zhicheng said, which made the stylist and the staff beside him tremble with laughter.

Looking at Lu Zhicheng's perfect body proportions, Song Wenxing was a little jealous.

These pants are too long!After recording the show, he will immediately place an order to buy two!

At this moment, Lu Zhicheng inadvertently turned his face away, and his gaze happened to meet Song Wenxing's.

I don't know if it's because he was dazzled, but Song Wenxing felt that Lu Zhicheng seemed to be stunned for a second, but he immediately showed a bright smile to himself.

Song Wenxing immediately turned his head aside, refusing to meet Lu Zhicheng's eyes.

What are you laughing laughing!Damn!

Looking at the entire entertainment industry, Song Wenxing hated the most, except for his three naive teammates, his opponent Lu Zhicheng.

Although he wasn't popular enough to qualify as Lu Zhicheng's opponent.

Lu Zhicheng's fans said that Song Wenxing wanted to be an opponent of Lu Zhicheng, which is called "jumping porcelain".

It has only been half a year since Song Wenxing moved to Queshan City.

The geographical location of Queshan City is slightly northerly, and Song Wenxing is a southerner, or a very southern kind of southerner.

The geographical characteristics of the people in Song Wenxing's hometown are very obvious. Both men and women are generally not tall. Song Wenxing's height of 177cm is already considered a rare and outstanding height in his hometown.

However, after coming to Wenhuang Entertainment, Song Wenxing stood in the crowd of male artists, and he was like a flock of chickens.

Especially standing in front of Lu Zhicheng who is 187cm...

Song Wenxing always had the illusion that Lu Zhicheng would lift him up by the neck at any time.

Every time they met each other in the corridor of the company, Song Wenxing would try his best to look up at Lu Zhicheng, and then give him two big eyes with disdain——

Rubbish!

In addition to the flawed height, the accent is also something that bothers Song Wenxing.

They speak dialect in their hometown, and everyone speaks with some accents.

Song Wenxing can speak Mandarin very well. He even passed the second grade A in the Putonghua certificate, which is 0.3 points away from the first grade B, but he can still tell that he is from the south.

When he first came to Queshan City, someone in the company always said to him: "You speak like a Taiwanese accent."

In order to quickly integrate into the big environment, Song Wenxing worked hard to learn the pronunciation of Erhua, and strived to speak every sentence of Mandarin correctly. The word "Er" must be highlighted, such as "Hello", "Are you tired?" ", "Have you eaten your son?"

As a result, the forced pronunciation regardless of the occasion has become a small point of ridicule for Song Wenxing.

After watching the news about being ridiculed, Song Wenxing died of grievance: "Don't you always add the word 'er' at the end of your speech?"

"What?" Wen Huang Entertainment's big boss Wen Che was lighting a cigar with a spray gun. Hearing Song Wenxing's complaint, Wen Che looked up at him with a cigar in his mouth and smiled, "Do you think you should be called 'Song Wenxing'? "

Song Wenxing: "..."

Therefore, every time surfing the Internet and seeing someone praise Lu Zhicheng's "good voice" and "good standard of Mandarin", Song Wenxing vaguely felt that he was being connoted, and became even more angry.

Song Wenxing and Lu Zhicheng have known each other for a long time.

That was before forming a group, Song Wenxing had just signed a contract with the company, and Lu Zhicheng had just returned from Han Country.

They recorded an observational reality show called "Their Week" together, slept in the same bed in the same room for a week, and never saw each other again after recording the show.

At that time, there was no such thing as the N Group, and the two lived in peace, and would greet each other when they met in the company.

Unexpectedly, after forming a group, Song Wenxing became Lu Zhicheng's exclusive target.

Although Lu Zhicheng's team has never issued such a draft, when netizens mention Song Wenxing, they will always add a sentence: "Oh, it is the airborne connection who robbed Lu Zhicheng of the group! He even covered Lu Zhicheng's toenails. Nothing compares!"

This account was silently recorded on Lu Zhicheng's head by the furious Song Wenxing.

It's all Lu Zhicheng's fault!

I hate Lu Zhicheng the most!

Just when Song Wenxing was reviewing the love and hatred between himself and Lu Zhicheng in his mind, Andy who was on the side suddenly urged: "Okay, the recording is about to start, come on stage quickly. Perform well!"

Lu Zhicheng and the two senior sisters at the other end were ready, and the other three teammates also got up and got ready to go on stage, and Song Wenxing also stood up.

Taking advantage of no one's attention, Song Wenxing quietly touched his dishonest shoulder pads.

Apart from being a little thinner, his body proportions are still acceptable, but he is still far behind Wen Huang Entertainment's male artist Lu Zhicheng, who has the smallest head and the widest shoulders.

In order to strengthen his aura, Song Wenxing secretly bought the legendary shoulder pads online two days ago. He heard that after such a long time, he can have a superior head-to-shoulder ratio.

It's just that the quality of the shoulder pads in this store doesn't seem to be very good, and they will run around by themselves after posting them.

Before going out, Song Wenxing stared at himself in the full-length mirror who had perfect right-angled broad shoulders instantly after putting on his clothes, and was really reluctant to take off the shoulder pads.

What a small brain!

What broad shoulders!

He searched and searched, only to find a roll of thin transparent glue.

Song Wenxing gritted his teeth, fixed the shoulder pads on his shoulders with transparent glue, and hurried out the door.

Thinking of this, Song Wenxing exhaled lightly.

Later, he will let all the audience know who is the man with the most perfect head-to-shoulder ratio in Wenhuang Entertainment!

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Er Wuci, a film major in the postgraduate entrance examination, is a beautiful and charming crazy critic. He only started reviewing a week before the initial exam, and he bought a copy of "1000 Questions on Films for Postgraduate Entrance Examination" casually online to write.

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*Continued from the copy of Document 2 "The Fake Young Master He Has Been Blackened Again"

The wealthy young master Chen Zhao has been arrogant for 18 years and has always had a happy family.Until one day, he was told that he was in the wrong, and now his adoptive parents wanted to bring back the true young master who had been living among the people.

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