[Comprehensive Britain and the United States] Gotham is a master of women's clothing

"If you think about it clearly, don't really think of yourself as a human being."

Gotham sneered and warned, while turning the umbrella in his hand, with a look on his face that he was going to beat the baby at any time.

Arkham made a "beeping" sound, but it's a pity that no matter how realistic the pitiful and crying expression on his face was, it couldn't impress the indifferent and heartless Gotham.

Cities and human beings are completely different in the growth process. There is no state of infancy or childhood. It seems that seaside cities and metropolises seem to be young, but in fact it is just the form they want to embody, and their real age and psychology. Age doesn't matter.

The same goes for Arkham.

This guy can fool Batman, but he can't fool Gotham, which is also a city.

Batman held Arkham with both hands, and seemed a little at a loss. He could go up and beat the meat ball directly, but a human-looking baby?

No matter how rational and cold-blooded Batman is, he can't easily throw a harmless baby out.

Gotham is MMP.

"He was sure that you would be ruthless, so he specially turned into a baby." As he said, Gotham threateningly turned the umbrella into a one-handed sword, "You didn't rub against him before, but now you have a look?"

Batman reflexively took the cloak between Arkham and the blade, and then realized that something was wrong, looked down at Arkham who was rubbing against the bat logo on his chest, and fell silent.

Arkham, who had a strong sense of survival, quickly raised his head.

"Hmm~"

"..." Batman could only get through the internal line, calling Alfred, "Bring a crib to the Batcave."

"Can I finally start taking care of the next generation of the Wayne family?" Alfred's voice sounded calm, and he didn't even want to laugh.

"No, this should be the next generation of bats." Batman spit back.

The inner line became quiet, it seemed that Alfred felt that talking about life with this old man was too exhausting, and it was better to be more relaxed and happy by working hard.

Arkham knew he had won, so he threw himself on Batman's chest and rubbed hard.

Batman has beaten up quite a few brats in his life, but Ruan Tuanzi has never touched them.

Even if a normal child is held in his arms by chance and coincidence for various reasons, he will only cry in fright, with snot and tears flying, and the sound wave attack can't wait for him to bomb him directly from the upstairs, how can he rub him so softly ?Rubbing once is not enough, there is a second, third...

Batman petrified at a speed visible to the naked eye.

So Arkham was even happier.

Gotham was watching from the side, thought about leaning over, and poked Arkham with his finger to play. Not to mention, the feel was softer, smoother and more elastic, and it was like a real dough ball, especially easy to pinch.

The courier with added money rushed to Wayne's door with a completely sealed cardboard box in half an hour. The courier didn't know what was inside, and the seller didn't know who the buyer was.

When Alfred set up the crib, Gotham was still having fun.

Arkham is cute and cute, not only pinched and poked, but also offered to hug and kiss Alfred, instantly conquering the old butler's heart.

"Master, he really looks like you when you were a child." Alfred shook the baby Arkham in his arms, and sighed, "But you have more skin than this when you were a child."

Batman, who had just been lifted from petrification, began to drop slag again, and turned around in a stiff state, not looking at the warm scene behind him, he always felt that some warm bubbles were filling the Batcave, which was incompatible with the cold and hard tone here .

Batman was fiddling with the buttons on the console, and Alfred and Gotham sat around the crib, teasing Arkham inside with a feeding bottle and a cat teaser.

The Red Robin who just came back saw this picture. Looking at the extra cribs and the pink and tender little kids in the bat cave, Tim fell into silence. He looked down at the coffee in his hand, I don't know why I remembered that day.

The day the Arkham regiment showed up.

"This is……"

"illegitimate child?"

Before Tim finished speaking, Jason Todd, who came in behind, immediately said something.

Batman didn't move at all, as if he had been hit by a critical blow.

Alfred raised one eyebrow, picked up little Arkham, and walked up to Jason: "Master Jason." The old butler smiled and placed the little ball on Jason's chest.

Originally, Jason didn't want to pick it up, but Alfred let it go directly. If there was no other way, he could only raise his hand to hold it, lest the baby fall to the floor with a "slap".

He supported the soft little PP.

……

Jason Todd petrified success.

"puff……"

Gotham couldn't hold back anymore, and collapsed into the work chair laughing.

Don't look at the group of muscular men in the Bat family who are better than each other in fighting, but when it comes to dealing with children, they can't help each other. A mere soft ball can handle them all.

Tim, also petrified, took a deep breath.

"Should I inform Damian?"

They've all been petrified, and it's the yellow robin's turn anyway, and leaving a little brother behind is not what a big brother should do.This proposal was agreed by Jason.

"I'm going to knock Dick."

The two picked up their phones at the same time.

Damian didn't answer the first call.

He is not available.

Queens, New York, where the light of dusk shines.

After school, Peter Parker put on the Spider-Man uniform. After several quarrels with Mr. Stark, most of the functions in the uniform were deleted, leaving only the basic defense and the function of hiding his face. The style has also returned to its original simplicity.

That's what Spider-Man needs.

Several major events in the past made Spider-Man realize that he may not be ready to be a superhero, and he has not yet learned to face loss and death.

So, now he picks up kittens and puppies every day, finds owners for bicycles, and helps grandmothers cross the road.

While thinking about life, live every day seriously, and stop harassing Happy by sending text messages frantically, just to get a chance to go on missions with other members of the Avengers.

He is not ready to be the kind of hero who decides the life and death of others.

It's better to study hard, finish college, and then think about other things.

……

It is said that it is perfect, and the determination is also very straightforward.

However, when the spider sensor alarm suddenly blew up, "Spider-Man" kicked the mortal heart of "Peter Parker" to the ends of the earth in an instant.

"Since I can feel the danger, I have to do something. If I do nothing and let the disaster happen, then what is the difference between me and the murderer?"

Spider-Man asked himself.

Not for him.

There is no difference between a bystander and a murderer.

So Spider-Man returned to the narrow alley that he passed by just now, crawling silently on the wall, looking down, there was only an old man with a stooped figure and a trembling walk moving forward very slowly.

The spider sensor alarm sounded even more jubilantly.

The old man rubbed against the wall...

Yes, rub it.

Even though it wasn't cold winter, the old man was wearing gloves. The gloves deformed when they touched the wall. It seemed that there was something soft inside instead of normal people's fingers, so they could only rub against the wall limply.

After two or three dawdlings, the wall behind the trash can on the side opened silently, and the old man got in.

Spider-Man: "..."

Wow!What kind of spy movie is this?So handsome!

Spider-Man's heart was moved, and after 3 minutes, the spider alarm went quiet, and then Spider-Man approached sneakily, imitating the old man's groping and dawdling on the wall.

"I regret it, I should have asked Mr. Stark to keep the scanning function, I was too impulsive." Peter was groping, while talking to himself to pass the time, "This should not be a dangerous personal activity 'Bar?"

So rubbing and rubbing, I really opened the door for him, but Spider-Man is a human body structure, and the pressure on the mechanism is wrong. When the door is opened, the alarm is also sent to the enemy.The little spider thought he was sneaking in, but he didn't expect that there were 5 or 6 weapons below that were ready to go.

……

Peter made a mmp in his heart.

Fortunately, the little spider habitually walked on the ceiling. When the attack sounded, Spider-Man still had a chance to react. He jumped forward flexibly and rushed towards the opponent.

Unlike the weird old man just now, the six people this time are all ordinary humans.

It's only 6 weapons, and Peter, who has seen big scenes, is not panicking at all now.

Meanwhile, Stark Tower welcomes New York.

Stark, who was staring at the vegetable juice in a daze, looked at the guest who was getting more and more familiar.

"What?" He swallowed the vegetable juice in one gulp.

"It's your Spider-Man, he has sneaked into the target location privately."

New York raised its hand, and the water vapor gathered, showing an effect similar to a three-dimensional projection map. It clearly marked a place in Queens that was suspected to be a stronghold of visitors from another world, and the little spider had already entered it.

Stark: "... how do I remember I just talked to him about 'Secret Action' last week?"

"Yes, Sir, there are audio files recorded here." The smart butler supported his master.

Iron Man Stark said MMP in his heart, but in the end he was the child he chose, no matter how bearish he was, Stark put on his battle armor silently.

New York disappeared first.

Suddenly Damian jumped out.

"Where are you going?"

It's the feeling of suddenly falling from the ceiling, the ancestral skill of the bat family.

The ghost knows how many things this brat has heard just now.

"If I found their stronghold, I'll go too. I haven't settled with them for what happened last time." Damian strongly demanded.

Xiao Qiao also floated out from behind, smiling obediently with a "hey hey", it made people unable to bear to give him a punch.

"I also need to go."

Stark rolled his eyes.

Well, there are two more bear kids here.

"Let me say it first. This time, you are not allowed to run around, and you are not allowed to act without permission. You must obey my arrangement."

Fvck.

Stark had a stomach ache while urging, and he now speaks like the captain.

Damian didn't say anything, but Xiao Qiao nodded obediently.

Stark had no choice but to give them the address and fly out first, trying to resolve the battle before the two brats arrived at the scene.

The author has something to say:

Ahhhhhhhh finally arrived at Xiaojiju

Decided to move part of the plot to the extra episode, and take advantage of the holiday to sort out the outline~